Anon googles himself
Posted by legdayenjoyer03@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 50 comments
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Sethleoric@reddit
I googled my name, there was only my facebook profile, the rest were dedicated to my more accomplished extended family members.
Confident-Aerie4427@reddit
I searched my full name and a guy convicted of rape came up
nikvasya@reddit
Same. And also apparently a local semi-famous football player, who also has the exact same age and height as me, and lives in the same city. And makes several times more money.
I think I found my doppelganger.
DonutGuy2659@reddit
I found my doppelganger who has the exact same full name (including middle name) and birthday as me, by getting a fine in the mail. It was his.
MorontheWicked@reddit
Same, except serial killer released on bail
lilopowder@reddit
At least he's no longer an incel
Zealousideal-Ad-6039@reddit
A price worth paying
avagrantthought@reddit
You forgot to mention that you’re the only one who’s ever been named your full name before.
How’s the wifi in there?
goombus03@reddit
Same. At least the bar is low.
Haunting_Training_59@reddit
My full name is popular in the middle east Africa and India so I play the Florida Man edition where i check what Florida Man got arrested on my birthday I got
A Florida man has been accused of jumping naked on his neighbor’s trampoline and breaking into his home naked
ploopygrenade@reddit
i got "florida man arrested for slapping woman with a slice of pizza"
timom88@reddit
I got Cops found a decapitated shark. A Florida man was arrested in connection with the incident.
Haunting_Training_59@reddit
He is probably related to
The man who dragged the shark behind his boat was sentenced to 10 days in prison.
Spooky_Coffee8@reddit
Wtf
mySBRshootsblanks@reddit
I got
That's my spirit Florida Man right there. If cops start chasing me when I was peacefully driving around my digging equipment, I'd start pelting rocks too. Leave the man alone!
It's good fun this, thanks.
cujoe88@reddit
There's a guy with my same 1st and last name on Facebook. I was in the Marines, he was in the army. I do kempo, he does jiu-jitsu, we both like strategy games and we're both white guys married to latina women.
2SAVE4I@reddit
Sounds like mild case of nominative determinism
cujoe88@reddit
What's that?
FirmlyGraspHer@reddit
When you end up in a situation or working a profession related to your name, like a proctologist named Dr. Butts
cujoe88@reddit
Guy with a German last name interested in martial culture and brown women actually checks out.
GlowingGarnet@reddit
i googled my name to see bald dudes in their mid 30's...
wotdheck@reddit
i remember about 10 years ago i googled my full name and a gay porn star came up
FirmlyGraspHer@reddit
"Of course I know him, he's me"
Supershadow30@reddit
>Search my full name online
>My own LinkedIn profile pops up
Now that’s what I call SEO
FeilVei2@reddit
Shitty Eye Opener?
Supershadow30@reddit
Yeah probably
GmoneyTheBroke@reddit
Soup Eater Onesie?
tr7td@reddit
sexual erasual operation?
PsychoSwede557@reddit
Pretty sure absolutely no one has my name. My first name is Lithuanian (I live in the UK) and the last name is double barrelled and the first half is pretty unusual on its own. Don’t have a middle name but that’s probably seal the deal. At least I don’t share a name with a rapist like another dude here..
teljes_kiorlesu@reddit
I am 99% sure I’m in the same boat. Two surnames, one of them extremely rare. I’d shit myself if I ever met someone with a full name identical to mine.
another2020throwaway@reddit
Same. Well, I’ve met plenty of people that have either one of my hyphenated last names, but not combined. Im certain I’m the only one in the US, if not the world with it, I would be very baffled if I met someone with the same one
SwynFlu@reddit
Same here. My lastname is so uncommon and I have an old fashioned first name. My middle name is somewhat common. I would be impressed if someone shared my name.
ExperienceLow6810@reddit
my first name is the UK I live in Lithuanian
Introman_18@reddit
Im guessing when I google my name a video game protagonist will pop up because I have the exact same name as him
ElPwnero@reddit
I searched my full name and I died on the Kursk submarine
Wafflemir@reddit
Anon stalks a man online and dreams of what it would be like to fuck a successful version of himself.
MentalRise8703@reddit
Anon isn't a total degenrate ....yet.
panzerboye@reddit
This is really wholesome; god bless you anon.
aleko24@reddit
My surname is pretty rare like 100 people have it and it's just my extended family but I have one of the most common first names so it balances out I guess
PhantomTissue@reddit
When I made my twitter account in like 2013 I started getting a TON of DMs in German, and I was super confused. Dug into it and found out that a soccer player in the World Cup playing for the German team had the same name as me, first and last. People were @ing me thinking I was him.
Laxhoop2525@reddit
I am the only person with my name.
Drs3RTH@reddit
Fake: anons person with same name
Gay: his feelings for him
TheBigToast72@reddit
All I get is "do you mean (correct spelling of my name)" and a dude who has the correct spelling of my name. I'm not sure why my parents decided to spell my fairly well known name incorrectly :/
MrCattsDad@reddit
I got obituaries and my own real life related online pressence. Kinda creepy but I guess it means I'm a unique being.
JustaguynamedTheo@reddit
Searched up my name and found a hauling company
Magic_Monk3y@reddit
I found a pinterest account I made like 10 years ago.
Gonna go delete that acc real quick
Glitzarka@reddit
some idiot fart licker took all the good usernames made out of my name
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
I don't have a super common name, but my surname exists (uncommonly) in many different regions of the world. About three dozen of us have online presences.
Seems like a good crew. We've got a few doctors, and GI specialist, a priest, a few dads and family men. One guy owns a fishing outfit somewhere in East Asia. Another guy is captain of his local football club. At least a few of these guys have wives or GFs. Lots of variety, anyway. I feel like if we were all thrown together and had to build a town or something, we'd do all right.
baphometromance@reddit
Anon momentarily lives vicariously through a stranger, fantasizing about what could have been.
boondoggle_orange@reddit
Anon left out what he does