"And once again you touched yourself in an unpure manner"
Posted by grimmless@reddit | BeavisAndButthead | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Posted by grimmless@reddit | BeavisAndButthead | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Nihon_Kaigun@reddit
Personally, I've always thought if we go to heaven we get to customize the setting in which we spend eternity. Hope that's the case because sitting on a cloud strumming a harp for eternity is not my idea of fun, and - while it does sound beautiful - neither does a huge Garden of Eden-style setting.
Unhappy_Run8154@reddit
Beavis -"He he yeah that was cool"
_Leichenschrei_@reddit
Beavis: So, like, in Heaven, will all the chicks do what I want?
St. Peter: No.
Beavis: That sucks! Can I get x-ray vision? Can I get some nachos?
St. Peter: No!
Beavis: Are you sure this is Heaven?
Specific_Event5325@reddit
NOOOOOO!
(Beavis ends up in hell with some pretty funny BDSM shit happening and some skeletons dancing)
Confident-Bid-9818@reddit
And later that afternoon, you touched yourself in an impure manner using a bottle of hand lotion...
_Leichenschrei_@reddit
St. Peter: And then, when you were 4, you mutilated an action figure in a most disturbing manner.
Beavis: Oh yeah! That was cool!
St. Peter: No, that sucked. When you were 5, you and your friend, Butt-Head, passed out chocolate laxatives in your kindergarten class.
Beavis: Yeah! That was really cool!
St. Peter: No, Beavis. That also sucked.
qwertyxp2000@reddit
Hey, this is starting to suck. Do I get into Heaven or not?
redditcdnfanguy@reddit
I've often thought that immortal angels don't need sex have no business judging human beings who have to have it or we'll go extinct, on the standards of Angels.We're not very good angels, sure.
yobaby123@reddit
Even God wants to kick Beavis in the nads.
RichardThe73rd@reddit
Plenty of time for that.
RichardThe73rd@reddit
"If you're God why did you wind up going bald?"
ItsmeMr_E@reddit
There's a pure manner in which to touch one's self?
RichardThe73rd@reddit
Only if you're looking at photos of Jesus.
BeefwagonDiscs@reddit
Santa Claus is the one who should go to hell here. Damn pervert watching young Beavis jacking off.
RichardThe73rd@reddit
Do you think Satan I mean Santa LIKES to watch you jack off?
Dieing_Breed@reddit
"Later, Dude!"
BeefwagonDiscs@reddit
Beavis is not dog food huh huh he's worm food.
RichardThe73rd@reddit
Oh, yeah.
313Jake@reddit
You and your friend butthead..l
RubbrWalrusProtector@reddit
…Saint who?
Specific_Event5325@reddit
Peter! Oh yeah, heh heh.
I_Lick_Your_Butt@reddit
Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Fitzftw7@reddit
No, Beavis. That sucked.
An8thOfFeanor@reddit
What do you know, asswipe?
IndependentSaGa992@reddit
I know everyone, buttmunch.
hyporheic@reddit
He's going to be there awhile.
sultan33g@reddit
We are all going to hell then I guess.
zachpm1309@reddit
“Hey, this starting to suck. Do I get into heaven or not.”
NMi_ru@reddit
NO!!!!
buttmunch
ThreadbareAdjustment@reddit
My favorite part of this scene is whenever Beavis replied to something he did with "Hehehe yeah that was cool!" and then God replies "No Beavis, that sucked."
Modzrdix69@reddit
You saw that?!
THORmonger71@reddit
I see everything, butt-munch.
Specific_Event5325@reddit
"Do I get Xray vision? Do I get nachos? Are you sure this is heaven?" 🤣
ColdBloodBlazing@reddit
Iron Justice rules!
ColdBloodBlazing@reddit
"you mutilated an action figure in a disturbing manner"
djenrique@reddit
😂😂
CaptainObvious110@reddit
Lol I remember this
Zenis@reddit
No way. I had the covers over me!
Intrepid_Pitch_3320@reddit
booinngg. boinnggg. boinnnggg..