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Thin-Concentrate5477@reddit

Have you not studied the blade, fool ?

In Iaido, the sword is most dangerous when it is sheathed. Once you draw and strike, the sword is dead.

A sheathed sword is its pure potential: it could strike in any direction, at any moment. It contains all possibilities simultaneously.

Once you draw and commit to a specific strike, you collapse all other possibilities into that one choice. The sword has transformed from infinite potential into a single, irreversible reality.

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Salty_Snorlax888@reddit

ok then i'll just use 2 nukes and save 1 lol

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shroomenheimer@reddit

Three nukes to wherever this guy lives

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Thin-Concentrate5477@reddit

What if I live in the same city as you ?

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yes this is true, once you strike your sword to one vagina, technically all other possibilities are dead. he is right, the sword has transformed from infinite potential into a single, irreversible reality.

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mactakeda@reddit

Eastern martial arts enthusiasts when they think their mysterious and ancient techniques are real and not just a way for overweight Westerners to pretend they're capable of violence.

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sink_pisser_@reddit

Real cool. Have fun in the nuclear fallout dumbass

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vaisnav@reddit

Close enough, welcome back sun tzu

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Tristanime@reddit

Sarajevo

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RandomAssPhilosopher@reddit

I don't get the joke

Why those?

Just for the sake of a sequel?

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lord_dude@reddit

In case the Japanese thought that the US was sorry

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Old_Ad_71@reddit

And we've got no reason to be sorry. They attacked us first and they kept refusing to unconditionally surrender before we nuked them.

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gtaAhhTimeline@reddit

You didn't nuke the people who kept refusing to surrender.

You nuked half million civillians who had nothing to do with any of it in the first place.

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TheWrakkar@reddit

150.000 up to 246.000 dead in 3 days, most were civilians.

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Vivio0@reddit

Also, Japan refuses to acknowledge why it happened in the first place.

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DiCePWNeD@reddit

"thats for making anime"

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ReallyDumbRedditor@reddit

watch as Anon's around the world rope due to no more anime

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Yellow_Shirted_Kid16@reddit

I'd be fine with that

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Much-Government8@reddit

So we finally get Anime^2

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Felipisr@reddit

We got Anime with two imagine what they'll deliver with another three.

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reallygreat2@reddit

It's called double tap

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Sunshine_Sage@reddit

Is because OOP was in Japan.

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hellishafterworld@reddit

Are you stupid? That’s obviously the joke.

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RandomAssPhilosopher@reddit

Am I... WHAT? NO NO NOT THAT AGAIN, IT TOOK ME A YEAR TO LEAVE THE INSANITY NOT AGAIN NOOO

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auixtix@reddit

Why did RemingtonAssPumper not get the joke? Is he stupid?

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lurker_archon@reddit

No, he just isn't himself lately. Hasn't pumped ass with remington in a while.

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AZ0RZER0@reddit

Just so they don't get too full of themselves again.

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PeksyTiger@reddit

SUPER anime

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nikoll-toma@reddit

it would create even more degenerate ubermango

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RandomAssPhilosopher@reddit

ubermensch what?

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Curiouso_Giorgio@reddit

Just for the sake of a sequel?

Just for the sake

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Gravital_Morb@reddit

Because the anon who posted the question is from Japan lol that's why

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aaaaabasdaz_@reddit

Gotta end the trilogy brotha

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gtaAhhTimeline@reddit

Moscow, Washington, Budapest.

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Sullymyname333@reddit

Jacksonville Orlando Miami

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PISSJUGS69@reddit

3 on India yessirrr

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LilSlothieSloth@reddit

Why is nobody saying fr*nce

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capusaDEpeCOAIE@reddit

Cuz then they have to write it and people don't like slurs

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Engineer_engifar666@reddit

Israel 3 times

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capusaDEpeCOAIE@reddit

Valid

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Onyxxx_13@reddit

What's the specific nuke? It's not specified so I get to pick I guess. I choose 3 AN602 @ 55.7558° N, 37.6173° E 39.9042° N, 116.4074° E 35.7219° N, 51.3347° E

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Onyxxx_13@reddit

(Moscow, Beijing, Tehran)

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Creepy_Priority_4398@reddit

change tehran with Baltimore, Maryland

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Onyxxx_13@reddit

Nah I like crabs.

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Creepy_Priority_4398@reddit

Then you will boil with them >:)

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PoointhaLoo@reddit

i can smell the edgy teens going political in the comment section kek

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PopsFeast@reddit

How is nobody saying Romania? The only bigger tragedy is that there's only three nukes.

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SpaceCaseSixtyTen@reddit

because all the romanians are in paris/slovakia/outside of their country

are we are talking about romanians or romani?

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PoointhaLoo@reddit

dw gypsies are everywhere aswell

mainly in western europe stealing, buying shit cars to sell for 3x the price, exporting stolen goods and working for the beggar mafia (yes there is such a thing, and the ring leaders make a shit ton of money from collecting taxes from rich areas in rich countries)

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MadTaipan6907@reddit

London
London
London

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PoointhaLoo@reddit

tahs a bit rude of you lad innit

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RetroBro91@reddit

Palestine/Israel, India and finally China. We'll see how earth becomes a paradise

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white-male404@reddit

somewhere in the middle east 3 times. World peace!

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Headshot511@reddit

Myself

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Legalator@reddit

Washington

California

Texas

The easiest way to trigger 2nd American civil war and permanently collapse American society.

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monsieurkaizer@reddit

Why Texas instead of NY? I'd do those.

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Vivio0@reddit

Because fuck Texas

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Legalator@reddit

Nuke California, then blame the nuke on right-wingers.

Nuke Texas, then blame the nuke on leftists.

The hatred of both sides towards each other will finally deepen to the point of no return, triggering an all-out civil war between both sides that will exterminate 99% of Americans.

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Creepy_Priority_4398@reddit

ur wrong, nothing ever happens.

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Legalator@reddit

Nuke California, then blame the nuke on right-wingers.

Nuke Texas, then blame the nuke on leftists.

The hatred of both sides towards each other will finally deepen to the point of no return, triggering an all-out civil war between both sides that will exterminate 99% of Americans.

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monsieurkaizer@reddit

Excellent

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capricorny90210@reddit

That might actually prevent the war.

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Legalator@reddit

Wrong.

Detonating nuke in California and Texas, then blame them on right-wingers and leftists respectively, will be more than enough to deepen the hatred of both sides towards each other to the point of no return, finally triggering an all-out civil war between both sides that will, ideally, wipe out more than 99% of Americans.

The extermination of >99% of Americans will permanently end globalism and restore world peace.

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capricorny90210@reddit

I disagree. You've just nuked the loudest people that would call for a war. There's no longer a reason for one. We'd just live out our lives in peace.

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mollygrubba267@reddit

Israel/Gaza (stops clogging my feed), Mexico (stops clogging the toilet) and India (stops clogging my country)

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pretty_pretty_good_@reddit

You made a toilet joke about a country that is not India - in a comment mentioning India. Kinda impressive

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ReallyTeddyRoosevelt@reddit

Not impressive at all. Indians don't have toilets so why would a joke about them include toilets?

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MercuryAI@reddit

They have them, they just don't understand what they are to use them.

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userdeath@reddit

You mean this dishwasher?

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poopinasock@reddit

Sir, the grassy field in front of the school is not a toilet. Please stop shitting on it.

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A_for_Anonymous@reddit

*lack thereof

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Snoot_Boot@reddit

THE PLUMBER

COMING THIS SUMMER

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habanero_cosmos64@reddit

How is it Mexico’s fault you actually like Chipotle?

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RandomMexicanDude@reddit

Its not our fault that he’s a fatass

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Murraj1966@reddit

India x3

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cameltony16@reddit

I’m gonna guess you are either Canadian or Australian.

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userdeath@reddit

Comments like this remind me that 3 is not enough.

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toastedtomato@reddit

How bout you nuke your fridge first boy 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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Murraj1966@reddit

Designated

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Creepy_Priority_4398@reddit

Moscow

Beijing

Baltimore, Maryland

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PsychologicalFix3912@reddit

Three nukes ??? It wont even do scratch lol .

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ambatueksplod@reddit

The poo-diation will pollute the world saar

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Unsilentdeath81@reddit

Like there would be a noticeable difference.

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Jubatus_@reddit

Less radioactive food

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Murraj1966@reddit

Cleaner

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Unsilentdeath81@reddit

Touché

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Sir-ScreamsALot@reddit

It's a big country

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_Trafalgar_Outlaw_@reddit

For you.

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Sir-ScreamsALot@reddit

Tf does that mean lmaoo

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Bourgit@reddit

It doesn't matter what this means. What matters is his plan

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Murraj1966@reddit

NO, THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE GANGES SAR

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SpaceCaseSixtyTen@reddit

I don't want to nuke the Ganges basin because that river is like an experiment of filth in nature.

kind of like my "jar of biodiversity", where i collect nasty/lively looking water samples in this little container and add all of them to my big jar of biodiversity where all the little microorganisms battle for superiority and every once in a while i make a microscope slide and check out whats happening there

i bet any little buggas from the ganges would outcompete whatever is in my jar of biodiversity

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Le3mine@reddit

Hey buddy, go ahead and burn that jar for me. Preferably with an acetylene torch.

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SpaceCaseSixtyTen@reddit

hey pal need for hostilities it is not like i am collecting cum in a jar. just microorganisms. mostly ciliates and rotifers and idk other really tiny small buzzy moving guys when i crank that magnification up

looks badass as fuck on my 4k tv with 60fps hdmi camera. i like to watch them swim around in the background when im working or whatever

also watching my cum swim around for a little while and then they fucking explode /dissolve membrane

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PlasticAssistance_50@reddit

cum in a jar

Hmmm...

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Le3mine@reddit

You really oughta reconsider your internet subscription.

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Leoxcr@reddit

Damn it's been a while

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LemonPartyW0rldTour@reddit

If I redeem, would you die?

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Lone-organism@reddit

It would be extremely painful.

My saar is going to beat me up

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subhisnotcool@reddit

Specifically Bihar, uttarpradesh, and delhi (coming from an Indian)

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quite_white@reddit

Goodbye to Ayodhya, Varanasi, and Mathura, for no specific reasons

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subhisnotcool@reddit

I'll be glad if they went away

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shangumdee@reddit

Insane watching the most hated country in the world shift from Israel to India

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Free-Design-8329@reddit

To be fair, people didn’t really strongly hate Indians until they got internet access and came into contact with Indians

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shangumdee@reddit

Once they made Canadians collectively dislike them, it was over for them

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toastedtomato@reddit

India

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VirtualPantsu@reddit

Just explode one nearby and take away their internet, that would be enough. Gotta save those nukes for russians

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shangumdee@reddit

India, Pakistan, Bangladesh

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Yeh_Bhi_Thik_h@reddit

Bangalore x3

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Incoherence-r@reddit

Do the needful please sir

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Headbanger@reddit

Came here to post this. Any choice that's not India is a crime against humanity.

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Fedel0ll0@reddit

Tbh france and USA should have 1 each other and then 2 some more for them and India

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posamobile@reddit

Cleanest it’ll be

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Admirable-Leather325@reddit

Atleast tell me before nuking, I'll leave before.

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SpaceCaseSixtyTen@reddit

do you need a nuke to convince you of leaving ?

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MyAccountWasStalked@reddit

The street poo will flow

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Starwarsnerd91@reddit

HOW CAN SHE NUKE?!

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Mr_Compliant@reddit

But then they all have to leave an go to Canada even faster

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Uaquamarine@reddit

DO NOT REDEEEEM

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AntyJ@reddit

why did you do that

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Uaquamarine@reddit

Thank you, come again

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Arxusanion@reddit

Ayooooooooooooo what we do

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EmperorShura@reddit

INDIA TOP 1 SIR YOU BLOODY MADARCHOD SIR INDIA SUPERPOWER SOON SIR

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Omega_brownie@reddit

More like Mumbye amirite 👋

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Kimarnic@reddit

SIR NONONONONOOOOOO BHENCHOD!!!!!!!!!

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u-r-silly@reddit

Reddit HQ

Meta HQ

Alphabet HQ

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Waffle_shuffle@reddit

so silicon valley?

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4510471ya2@reddit

India

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nachonc@reddit

how big is the damage? i always wished for it to fall specifically somwehre but i dont want to get nuked myself by AOE damage

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bobux-man@reddit

Yellowstone

Moscow or Saint Petersburg

Beijing or Shanghai

Honourable mentions:

Brussels

Buenos Aires

Dubai

Jerusalem

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SpaceCaseSixtyTen@reddit

there is a lot of hate towards Brussels in this comment section, i don't know shit about brussels

but yes dubai for sure, and jerusalem

i dunno about buenos aires, i never been there but i thought Argentina is somewhat decent for being in that part of the world

absolutely not Beijing or Shanghai. too many of my electronics come from there

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lemonade_and_mint@reddit

As a Buenos Aires's porteño , The only idea I have for a redditor wanting to nuke us is because a- Buenos Aires has an important Israeli elite , b- they are sensistive about malvinas/falklands dispute (for people that know international law, it's an issue more difficult than it appears at first glance ) , c- they don't like Milei because he is friends with Donald Trump ( both are very conservative, But Trump is far more conservative than Milei ) , d-They think Buenos Aires is full of nazis ( it's not ) e- They think Peronism is fascism ( while not, it still is authoritarian and populist though )

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REDDITWONTWORK@reddit

All I know from my experience in Brussels is that French people in Belgium are still living up the stereotype. Lots of trash and drunk people from different origins at night. Nice-looking city, though otherwise.

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Gwynbleidd9012@reddit

Brussels three times.

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IHaveABrainTumour@reddit

As a plus, the radiation might hit France too

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Fisherman_Gabe@reddit

That place is going to heck so fast that I doubt they'd even notice the radiation

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UsrnameInATrenchcoat@reddit

France is the radiation

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FluffyMcKittenHeads@reddit

Atlanta, Chicago, and Memphis. My reasons are my own.

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Imaginary-Letter1795@reddit

Keep jerking off to something that will never happen keyboard warrior😂

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FluffyMcKittenHeads@reddit

How am I supposed to jerk off to your daddy loving and respecting you?

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Imaginary-Letter1795@reddit

Wow you got me there😱 So pathetic

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FluffyMcKittenHeads@reddit

Whew, it was hard but I got there. I imagined your dad as John Goodman.

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Unethica-Genki@reddit

Mmmmmmmm france, Washington for fun and because I am feeling lucky tonight, france

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untakenu@reddit

Can't you just bomb the south west island and then watch as the tradition spreads northeast?

But yeah, Tokyo.

Let's send those millions of Japanese to their isekai worlds. Long may they live

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Lulamoon@reddit

All three directly into the yellowstone supervolcano

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Kawlinx@reddit

The magma would melt them and they wouldn't explode properly. You need to somehow get them deep enough with like a tube or something

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Trioch@reddit

Nuclear weapons aren't detonated by contact with the ground but in the air. Don't think this would necessarily set of the volcano but the nukes wouldn't melt in magma.

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nullcharstring@reddit

Nuclear warheads have what's called a salvage fuse. It will detonate the warhead on contact if the altimeter doesn't.

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CervixAssassin@reddit

Nukes detonate in the air for maximum destruction by shock wave and heat. Depending on your exact plan detonating them in magma or just above it could be the best.

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Kawlinx@reddit

If it could be somehow transported into the magma chamber and detonated there the nuke could vaporize the magma and this vapor would expand and the pressure would explode the volcano which in turn would make the volcano erupt for sure

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Jack_SL@reddit

If we can figure out how to DP yo mama I’m sure a few clever scientists can find a way to DP a volcano.

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Purplefilth22@reddit

The prompt is you choose where you want them to explode and he does specify the explosion happens in the super volcano. mums the word on how so we can assume they just get wished there.

I still don't think its enough to cause a super eruption even if two explode to "weaken" one of the 4 calderas with the final 3rd in its magma plume to kickstart the thing. Multiple geologists have studied that the pressure just isn't really there atm.

Toba in Indonesia might be a better pick because it's been rumbling for awhile now, and is considered the largest "resurgent caldera" on Earth. The pressure might actually be there and its theorized to have actually killed a large portion of pre historic humans in the past.

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Lulamoon@reddit

ok let’s do that then

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JensLehmens@reddit

most intersting proposal here

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zayoe4@reddit

It wouldn't do shit.

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Noke_swog@reddit

Would do literally nothing eventful

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nyaasgem@reddit

Project Wingman plot be like

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m0nk37@reddit

1 into yellowstone 2 into new madrid fault line, yellowstone first and then new madrid 15 mins later

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Demon_Slayer_64@reddit

One for I**ael, the rest for the aussies cause I wanna see me some Mad Max shit irl

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TheSgLeader@reddit

Can I bomb Isnotreal three times?

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eazy_12@reddit

You can bomb sea next to it, so tsunami would wash the land from ruins + maybe turn desert into something better

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m0nk37@reddit

HARVARD: BRO DO YOU WANT A DEGREE?

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EnclaveGannonAlt@reddit

THOSE WHO NOSE 💀💀💀

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Phendrana-Drifter@reddit

If it's not real why are you getting so worked up about it?

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hateful_surely_not@reddit

This scenario is also not real so it cancels out

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TheSgLeader@reddit

Im schizophrenic

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Timpstar@reddit

It is real and the inhabitants are inside your walls, scheming. You need to rip out the drywall and piping within to get rid of them.

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ScrewdShadow@reddit

The inhabitants are inside your skin. Take off your skin.

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SaulGoodmanMyBeloved@reddit

They are inside your arms. While you sleep, they implant a microchip in your forearm. Take it out.

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ImmaSuckYoDick2@reddit

You comment reminded me of the video of a schizo dude who thought he had a chip behind his eye. He filmed himself digging away a bunch of flesh around his eyeball with a scalpel. Tried finding it now but no luck.

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reverends3rvo@reddit

That unlocked a core memory. Lol

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rightzoomer@reddit

The only way to disable the CIA tracking device is to remove the red and blue wires in your arm

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fiftyfourseventeen@reddit

Ripping up piping is more of a Hamas move

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Klllumlnatl@reddit

We are in your walls. We are under your floor. We are in your attic.

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Phendrana-Drifter@reddit

Fair enough, have a good/bad day

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margotsaidso@reddit

https://i.imgur.com/rMJRIV6.gif

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lurker_archon@reddit

I understand the comedic value of exploding 5,000 nuclear warhead in one place to express one's desire to decimate it, but wouldn't exploding that many anywhere on the surface of the planet also fuck up the entire atmosphere or something?

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PlsDntPMme@reddit

The whole idea behind a nuclear winter is all the particles blown into the atmosphere from the extreme firestorms all over as well as all the debris vaporized and flung up from the mushroom cloud. I'm no expert but I feel like the risk would be less given the firestorms would be more or less contained to Israel rather than Russia, China, Europe, and the US.

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AstronautLopsided345@reddit

Nah prolly not. 2000+ have already been tested in the past. With so many in a concentrated area probably even less likely. Idk tho

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_BMS@reddit

Game is "Shadow President" for DOS.

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sink_pisser_@reddit

Maybe one for Gaza as well

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Seggs_With_Your_Mom@reddit

Well in that case it would be redundant. It's small enough for it to be obliterated

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TheSgLeader@reddit

Same shit, get em all off the map. Causing quite the headache

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AladeenTheClean@reddit

Tel Aviv x3

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hellishafterworld@reddit

Finally, another person like myself who doesn’t know what the word “choose” means.

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cosplay-degenerate@reddit

Let me guess, The "juice" psyoped you into this and made that decision for you.

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hellishafterworld@reddit

Uh, what? I didn’t say anything about Jewish people. I was just taking a dig at the other comment because the entire prompt is “Choose where the nukes go” and their comment was “can I choose where the nukes go?”

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cosplay-degenerate@reddit

And I was playing along with your dig since you removed the meaning of "to choose" from your persona. Therefore someone else makes decisions for you, which is then a double entendre because the jews control and are to blame for everything including the decision to bomb themselves with 3 nukes.

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hellishafterworld@reddit

Which puts the nuker into a comedic moral dilemma.

Oh, I understand now. It’d be like if they made an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry gets put in charge of the Samson Option.

“What!? What!? You want me to push the button? That button? I just saw you sneeze without covering your mouth! It’s contaminated!”

“Larryyy! Push the freakin’ button! I just got a text from my aunt, she just saw an M1 Abrams tank covered in Pepe graffiti fire two shells into the Wailing Wall! Push da button!”

“No button! No button today!”

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cosplay-degenerate@reddit

I think I'm going with....yes...on this one.

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TheSgLeader@reddit

Just making sure I can choose where the nukes go. What if I can’t choose where the nukes go and I thought I can choose where the nukes go? I’d be the laughing stock of my village.

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Hotep_Prophet@reddit

mumbai, tel aviv, israel

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Dromedaeus@reddit

Jacksonville Florida, orlando florida, gainesville florida

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Messenian@reddit

None. Life is sacred.

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Legalator@reddit

The stupidest lie ever told

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Messenian@reddit

How would you use them without taking an innocent life? Too many innocents would die.

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EmperorShura@reddit

casualties of war son, some people must die for the greater good.

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Lower_Preparation_83@reddit

Would you like to be one?

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MathPutrid7109@reddit

No

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Sunshine_Sage@reddit

If you hit places like Mecca or Israel, you minimize the risk that anyone innocent might get killed.

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Legalator@reddit

Literally no such thing as "innocent"

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Bumfuddle@reddit

So why's abortion an issue?

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Baseduser666@reddit

its not

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HANDS-DOWN@reddit

There are two cities called None in Japan lmao

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Messenian@reddit

Hahhahaha

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Ketaminerad@reddit

Boooooo

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PanaLucho@reddit

People from the None city in Italy: 💀💀💀💀

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thermitethrowaway@reddit

Clearly you have not been paying attention.

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squinton0@reddit

Are three nukes enough to severely compromise the Antarctic Treaty?

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Jazzlike_Quantity_55@reddit

All three deep inside yellow stone super volcano

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NoFapGymColdShowers@reddit

The most problematic countries that are threatening to start ww3 is russia and china so those 2 should be the targets. But i wouldn't wanna nuke a country and kill a bunch of innocent people so im not using any of the 3 nukes

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ThorvonFalin@reddit

Surprised I haven't seen the Kreml at least once. So I want Kreml, white house(when Trump is actually in there) and China,wherever xinnie the poo sits. I also had north Korea but honestly, he's not that much of a threat.

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Your_Commentator@reddit

Id nuke washington dc, Moskow and Peking and if Id have one more it would go to north korea

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Arctic and Antarctica so everyone gets fucked

Save the last one for France because fuck the French

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Calm_Mistake2316@reddit

Manila. Manila again. Manila again for good measure (I live in Manila)

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LordReaperOfWTF@reddit

Dude same

Apir!

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Illuminati_Police@reddit

Alllll in China

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AmperDon@reddit

America, russia, the north korea. The world shall be ruled by the asians (China mostly)

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SkyfireSierra@reddit

Make Afghanistan Glass Again

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Mirja-lol@reddit

There are too much peaceful countries around it

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Kurushiiyo@reddit

Welp, consider it explosive chemotherapy

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gtr06@reddit

All that glass will improve their economics of happiness

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Dark_Pestilence@reddit

Washington, Moscow, and the place where winning pooh resides. Just for the geopolitical funnies

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StrikingBag4636@reddit

I want all three on my current location

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Doluskey21@reddit

For some reason I just got a cod flashback to this comment

AC-130 ABOVE!!!

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king_caleb177@reddit

selfish

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StrikingBag4636@reddit

come and get some then

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abortinatarggh@reddit

Cal I fornia

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Yashraj-@reddit

Pakistan China and Trudeau

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Kiryu_31@reddit

Newyork, Washington DC, California

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TokhangStation@reddit

3 nukes aren’t enough to sterilize India.

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AsianEiji@reddit

Delete Tokyo for Fukushima and there Japan has been nuked 3 times.

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LogieT2k@reddit

Paris paris And, uhhhhh, hmmmm

Paris

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Yundadi@reddit

Moscow New York Beijing

Okay. Let the fun begin now.

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100PercentPureWater@reddit

OP, OP, OP

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ustbota@reddit

yes. cant wait for anime2.0

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axolotl_chirp@reddit

Hanoi, Hue, Saigon

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Enzo_GS@reddit

Brasilia, Rio, and then Rio again just in case

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acle0814@reddit

Africa X 3

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Torikow@reddit

Palestine

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Cold_Ad_5072@reddit

India, india, india

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Wild-End7484@reddit

Kharkov, Dnipro, Nikolaev

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SpaceCaseSixtyTen@reddit

Dubai, Gaza, TEL Aviv

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jfartzalot@reddit

Just to be efficient, if you bomb Gaza, Tel Aviv is gone from fallout or vice versa. Just depends who you want to watch as their skin sloughs off their bodies. You gained yourself a nuke!

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Wild-End7484@reddit

Tel Aviv wouldn't be in any danger whatsoever from a typical 300kt nuke in Gaza. The Tsar Bomba might harm them from there.

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A_for_Anonymous@reddit

Damn, this needs some careful consideration.

If it doesn't hit Tel Aviv so directly, they'll suffer more, right?

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AgitatedKey4800@reddit

There is a way we can fallout tel aviv and Gaza with a single stride but also hitting israel? In game of course

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GradusNL@reddit

Tel Aviv is the capital of Israel. Stick to playing Minecraft, it seems like that's your limit.

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Sheep03@reddit

That was some American tier geography knowledge

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SpaceCaseSixtyTen@reddit

both of them!

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TrumpsGrazedEar@reddit

Hello no,
Three geurges damn and china is destoyed.
Then Mubai and Mocscow.
Then comence re colonialisation

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n4d3s1c0@reddit

Gaza maybe a waste 'cause nothing left to bomb in Gaza already.

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PooInTheStreet@reddit

Like there is much left to bomb

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PapaAeon@reddit

Berlin and then Dresden twice. It’s not fair only the Japanese got it.

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arz015@reddit

USA! USA! USA!

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The1Zenith@reddit

How powerful are these nukes? Are we talking Fat man and Little Boy or Tsar Bomba? Do we get to pick if they explode in the air or on the ground?

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w0074cul4r@reddit

All 3 at the Earths core. Assuming the movie The Core is right, it'd solve all our problems

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LibertyOwl76@reddit

China, North Korea, and Russia.

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snrup1@reddit

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Minot, North Dakota

Somalia

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Pallas_bear@reddit

france, france, france.

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Financial-Working132@reddit

Paul from the Spider-Man comics three times.

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QianYoucai_SLAYS@reddit

Shanghai 3 times

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heckpls@reddit

Why settle for less, Is time to unlseash a massive extinction event…

•3 of them at the bottom of the Mariana Trench • 3 of them on the Yellowstone Volcano Hearth
•3 of them in Antártica South Pit. •2 on Russian Forests 1 on the Amazon Forests…

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kenondaski@reddit

White House, US presidents’ graves and New York to make it newer.

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KamiCrab@reddit

African savannah once and Australia twice. We need irl radioactive monsters

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GrooseKirby@reddit

India, India, India

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syspimp@reddit

The Japanese would nuke the whales

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Used-Strike5981@reddit

FAAACK YUOOO WHALEEE

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Cringe2Win@reddit

The congo. Delhi, India. Mossad building in Telaviv

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Fluffeh_Panda@reddit

China x2, India

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Arsonicus@reddit

Israfake, Brazil, UK. In that order

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Bowens1993@reddit

Beijing, Moscow, New York.

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reallygreat2@reddit

The new superpower would then be Europe.

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TNTspaz@reddit

Europe having to do anything for itself sound like a recipe for disaster.

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monsieurkaizer@reddit

That would be really great.

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Ruby2312@reddit

Shanghai is the rich one in China, Bejing is just the place old fucks diddle kids

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Bowens1993@reddit

Whatever starts WWIII.

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OnionRangerDuck@reddit

I think you just ended it and started a worldwide civil war to takeover what's left of Russia China and America. Proxy War era!

Europe Japan and Canada approved this message.

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heywoodidaho@reddit

3 gorges dam? 3 nukes. Coincidence? I think not.

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SPAM_USER_EXE@reddit

depends, how big are the nukes

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MeekMallard@reddit

My address twice- and my work once.

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FrankSinatraCockRock@reddit

THE OCEAN

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WrangelLives@reddit

All three on the Liancourt Rocks. Fuck you Japan and South Korea, nobody gets them now!

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Cpfrombv@reddit

Some fool still thinks it's 1945

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CervixAssassin@reddit

Glass the juice 3x and ask for more

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ChristmasChan@reddit

Johnny somali wannabe

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itsneversunnyinvan@reddit

Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, Birmingham

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FireWater107@reddit

I'm thinking Paris, LA, and Mumbai.

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ChadMutants@reddit

can we nuke the moon pls ? would look so cool

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capricorny90210@reddit

President Tim Robbins: "would you miss it?"

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SpaceCaseSixtyTen@reddit

man that would be pretty cool, like a nice firework

the moon is fucking far it wouldnt harm our satellites even geostationary ones

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NaturalDon@reddit

Project A119

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drvic59@reddit

Mecca, Dubai, mecca again

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ttAVA666@reddit

Mecca my day

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hidden-suggestion@reddit

Itsnotreal, north korea, & a volcano for shits & giggles

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Toc_a_Somaten@reddit

Madriz, Madrid, Madrit

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ZombieAlienNinja@reddit

Texas Florida and idk...Texas again? If I could I'd just vaporize any southern state that has a southern drawl. Or just Antarctica x3 to speed along the climate apocalypse.

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ExoSierra@reddit

I’d say North Korea, Moscow, and Iran are good places to

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Theroux721@reddit

Probably nowhere. The only thing Japan has

Maybe the three northern territories in Canada.

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zekeybomb@reddit

London X3 you know just to make sure

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TomtheWonderDog@reddit

I use all three on the Bikini Atoll.

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marcoshqm@reddit

1 in India and the other 2 i would strategically hit where i could do the most damage in the African continent.

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pvdp90@reddit

But are they baby sized ww2 era nukes or are they the 3 more powerful nukes ever made?

I mood to be informed for my choices

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Al13n_C0d3R@reddit

At the poles so that the fallout encompasses the planet and affects the electromagnetic shielding of the earth. The last one I keep, as tensions build over which nation dropped the nukes. I let them go into wars and kill each other etc and strategically drop the last nuke to take over the strongest nation

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jetstreamer123@reddit

Lake Superior, the Dead Sea, and the Indian Ocean

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Reverend_Butler@reddit

Bethlehem - if your going to do it right, do it right.

Then Washington and Moscow at the same time

Sit back and watch the show from New Zealand. I'm aware I'll die from the fallout. But not before I've finished my popcorn

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Rekcufdrolyag@reddit

Pearl Harbor. (-•-=+)

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ScrPotato@reddit

all of the middle east and mexico

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The_Swedish_Scrub@reddit

Riyadh thrice

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myhouseisunderarock@reddit

Mecca, Jerusalem, and either Beijing, NYC, or London. Maximum chaos.

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BLANKTWGOK@reddit

Middle East, India, china

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arcticredneck10@reddit

3 Gorges Dam

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NapalmRDT@reddit

The ultimate funni

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NapalmRDT@reddit

Moscow Delenda Est 3x

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Incoherence-r@reddit

Also how many kilotons are we talking? We doing hydrogen ?

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Incoherence-r@reddit

Simple - Beijing, Moscow and Tehran. Need an extra one for Pyongyang though

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BaskPro@reddit

Marshal Islands I’m sorry please take another 3 for the team ):

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vikster9991@reddit

California

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Captainwumbombo@reddit

Cause the fault line to sink the state early

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__redruM@reddit

Antartica, destroy the wall, and let the oceans spill out over the turtle!

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secret_tsukasa@reddit

I'D BOMB THE ATLANTIC

FUCK THE OCEAN

FUCK THE SHARKS

FUCK THE FISH

FUCK BOATMAN

FUCK CRUISELINERS

FUCK THE WATER

AND FUCK YOU IF YOU EVER SAILED ACROSS IT.

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reallygreat2@reddit

Arctic, so the oceans rise and flood all cities.

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Impressive-Work-4755@reddit

Delhi Bihar Bangladesh

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Pm_me_clown_pics3@reddit

Baltimore, Atlanta, and st louis.

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WhiteSepulchre@reddit

Israel twice
India once

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InsideMyHead_2000@reddit

Brasília, Buenos Aires, Montevideu. Make Paraguay great again!

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ExtremelyModerateMan@reddit

Los Angeles, San Francisco and J-... New York!

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NuclearOrangeCat@reddit

1) Where india centralizes its internet

2) "Somewhere in the middle east"

3) Hollywood

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SK_GAMING_FAN@reddit

Mumbai, Delhi and Toronto

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FakeMonika@reddit

3 random McDonalds.

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Alkeryn@reddit

Israel, India, Israel again.

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WendyLRogers3@reddit

"Nukes" can mean anything from a "nuclear hand grenade" (Soviet), little ant fart of an explosion; to a 50-100 Megaton "Tsar Bomba". The Hiroshima bomb was about a 25 Kiloton yield. Even today, only a few nations can make bombs with more than a 25 Kt yield. Any bigger and you need a delivery system, like a missile that can handle a large and heavy payload.

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YouMustBeBored@reddit

“I don’t want to live in the world anymore”

Enters home address 3 times.

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Acceptable_Type_8024@reddit

Nigeria, Kongo, Ethiopia

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SpaceCaseSixtyTen@reddit

eh, i guess it is like ethical euthanasia

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Sunshine_Sage@reddit

Obviously Mecca and Jerusalem get the first two. Wherever else people cut their babies, throw the third one there. If I don't have time to research it, and if I don't get a map to help me, then let's just say Cairo.

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NapaSinitro@reddit

Russia (hopefully near the baldy), China, Iran

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Djcubic@reddit

Naples, Catanzaro, Alcamo

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Artraira@reddit

Los Angeles

New York City

San Francisco

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Skillr409@reddit

Delhi, Cairo, Lagos

Or

Mecca, Jerusalem, Medina

Or

New York, Chicago, Los Angeles

Hard to decide what's the most based trio

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Vlad_The_Great_2@reddit

France, Belgium, India

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alreadytakenhacker@reddit

Tel Aviv

Haifa

Northern Mexico

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Bobboy5@reddit

birmingham. brum might be improved by a bit of nuclear fallout.

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anormalgeek@reddit

Delete this

by "this" do you mean Japan?

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Flynn_lives@reddit

Dome of the Rock.

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John___Coyote@reddit

Ancient Rudypoo here, and I was there when this was first posted a decade ago. After dozens of people asking why, we got one answer. "In case you thought we were sorry"

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caps3000@reddit

Rio three times.

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sokocanuck@reddit

Will I be bombed back? There are a few places that could really put a dent in this whole global overpopulation thing...

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Worried-Sector5993@reddit

India Pakistan Gaza

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doom_hearted@reddit

India, France, and whatever the place where Islamists have to face towards when they pray. Mecca or some shit like that… This would put an end to these 3 things: biggest junkyard in the world, biggest filth of Europe, and terrorism

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lecontourning@reddit

Great Israel

Ukraine with annexed terrority

Germany

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Matt_2504@reddit

Israel, Wales, Wales

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Jazoua@reddit

3 Turkish cities besides the capital so the Greeks can take back Constantinople

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PM-ME-BOOBSANDBUTTS@reddit

the top of Israel, the middle of Israel, the bottom of Israel

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Baseduser666@reddit

solid choice

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Mueryk@reddit

Wanna fuck shit up?

Jerusalem

Mecca(Riyadh is a possible alternative if you get all the Saudi Royals)

Delhi - less populated than Tokyo but more likely to stir crap with Pakistan at least

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Baseduser666@reddit

if they are huge 50+ megaton, India, Israel, mecca during hajj.

small nukes, all three for india’s most populated centers

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CarbonBasedLifeForm6@reddit

Iraq 3 times

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gizzardgullet@reddit

Nuke all lion habitat, make lions go extinct

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DoctorDeath147@reddit

Tel Aviv, Baku, Seoul

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Starwarsnerd91@reddit

France x3

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Cuddlehead@reddit

Double and give to the next.

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ooqq@reddit

China India Arabs

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TheDeerBlower@reddit

The most populated areas.

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blender4life@reddit

All 3 right where I am

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subhisnotcool@reddit

Bihar

Uttar pardesh

Bangladesh

If we remove these two states and the country 90% of the degenerate Indians would die out.... (Add south delhi for a bonus)

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Khalixs1@reddit

Kyiv Taipei Haifa

I feel like this cause the greatest amount of chaos without triggering the end of the world.

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Ivanboing@reddit

Northern Israel

Central Israel

Southern Israel

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oldaccountblocked@reddit

Beijing, Shanghai and Wuhan

Fuck west taiwan, and wuhan so nobody eats a bat or fuck a pangolin anymore.

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ILikeLimericksALot@reddit

Wherever Trump is.

Wherever Putin is.

Wherever Musk is.

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Kanye_Is_Underrated@reddit

israel (no more conflict if theres nothing left), 2 biggest cities in india

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apscep@reddit

Moscow, 3 times, it's a pretty big city

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Short_King_13@reddit

Brazil

Vatican

Sudan

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Count_Verdunkeln@reddit

Thank God two quirked up white boys in the 40s don't dedicate their war machine/administration to this very plan

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lahusahah@reddit

Zaporizhzhia nuclear power planet, Europe is now an irradiated wasteland. Three gorges dam, millions will drown and the yangtze river is irradiated. Renaissance dam Ethiopia. Nile river is irradiated and Sudan gets flooded. Death toll will be in the tens of millions and subsequent mass migrations, famines and wars will kill more.

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AZ0RZER0@reddit

1 for those bloody spies, that way we can take the Bri'ish with them too

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SotovR@reddit

Romania, Denmark, Australia

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gintoki_1513@reddit

Israel India usa

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FuckYouNotHappening@reddit

Medina, Mecca, Moscow

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Mediocre_Metal24@reddit

The UAE x3 (the USA is gonna be mad cause they ain't getting no oil)

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Ilovethrowawaysngl@reddit

Im sending them all at paris, france

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lilmickeyLSD69420@reddit

denmark, norway, switzerland

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TheRealPatrick79@reddit

Only three cities worth of dead Americans? Shame.

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Drunk_Krampus@reddit

London, New York and a big one in the ocean next to California to wipe out the entire coastline.

Now that I think about it the best solution might be Nuke the north pole 3 times to wipe out all coastal cities.

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thermitethrowaway@reddit

Sunderland. Three times just to make sure

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the_wheelerdealer@reddit

New York, Moscow, Berlin.

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SpaceCaseSixtyTen@reddit

yo whats wrong with Berlin?

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the_wheelerdealer@reddit

I'd prefer to answer after we nuked it.

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Pleasant_Bullfrog606@reddit

India x3

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Liebermode@reddit

Commiefornia, DC, New York

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FreelancerFL@reddit

Israel, France, and Israel again for good measures

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Sniper_231996@reddit

Why drop when you can sell and then quietly blow them up up after the payment is done and nuke delivered?

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Trendmade@reddit

France, California, Australia

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ClintonDsouza@reddit

Timbucktoo, Ougadougo, Bamako

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JellybeansDad@reddit

3 on your mom

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iMisstheKaiser10@reddit

South Africa, Netherlands, and Beijing. Because fuck the Dutch

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Armored-Potato-Chip@reddit

Beijing 3x, fuck China

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AmogusFan69@reddit

Some barren siberian wasteland

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Puzzleheaded-Bag9088@reddit

India

Pakistan

China

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Squire_3@reddit

Sudan, Afghanistan, Somalia

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LadyGoga@reddit

I d hit 3 times in the Mariana trench to achieve a new record of depth in da world

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Ragequittter@reddit

islamabad, delhi and dubai

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Squire_3@reddit

Solid picks

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angus22proe@reddit

Melbourne

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AtomicMonkeyTheFirst@reddit

Chinese anon with his vpn set to America.

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thesilentwizard@reddit

Kiev, Taiwan and Gaza.

Kiev because Ukraine would immediately collapse, Russia would achieve its goal of a buffer zone and Europe will be at peace for at least another 50 years, from the East at least.

Taiwan because then there would be nothing left for China to invade, no direct confrontation with the US, thus no war.

Gaza just for fun.

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