Because It's long enough you can throw some trucks on one side and call it a skateboard. Not really but it is about the size of those hand boards techdeck sold back in 03.

haven't been around in a while so i figured id show this so people know its sailing. its just an ar22 mag in a rough FAL form factor uses the ubiquitous 11 inch mcmaster spring all the other .22 mags use along with the everytown style follower which i didn't include in the archive i uploaded. you can search skr8body and it should appear if anyones interested.