Anon eats too many cannolis
Posted by VeryFirstRedditor@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 42 comments
Posted by VeryFirstRedditor@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 42 comments
I_Love_Being_Praised@reddit
at least multiple family members dying can only happen so often before you run out! keep trying anon
SeawyZorensun@reddit
It is what it is, life happens.
Fast_Association_998@reddit
Hell nah you gotta roll with the punches and make an effort to make life better.
Life is like a goth girlfriend. Either you screw her or she will, gladly, peg you.
crimsonfukr457@reddit
Both
Both is good
skull_fucker79@reddit
mmmboy are you fat
crimsonfukr457@reddit
What did you say?
TheSgLeader@reddit
I thought this was about The Sopranos
Disasterhuman24@reddit
If he's seen the Sopranos he knows all he's gotta do is regularly smell some coke so he can be thin and happy.
Frostygale2@reddit
Thin from having no money to afford food?
jismkapyasaa@reddit
Nun' a little colombian can't fix
295DVRKSS@reddit
sopranos goat show
getfyd@reddit
For a show about goats it was pretty strange that they decided to feature only one for the entirety of it
Haunting_Training_59@reddit
You mean the breaking bad show before breaking bad
thr33beggars@reddit
No that’s better call Saul
Fast_Association_998@reddit
No it's Malcolm in the middle
295DVRKSS@reddit
Walter JR goat character
Germanaboo@reddit
Tf is desu supposed to mean? Is this some terminally Online thing?
Chicken-Rude@reddit
classic fatherless behavior... smh
Chodor101@reddit
You had my sympathies up until "desu"
epicganerepic@reddit
I almost sympathized with anon but then he said desu at the end and now I’m betting on the day his heart stops
Alkeryn@reddit
He said tbh and 4chan automatically replace it with desu.
Le_Serviette@reddit
What if he said desu and 4chan didn't replaced it and left it as it is ? As desu ?
Alkeryn@reddit
Possible but i doubt it.
matijoss@reddit
What does desu mean?
TheREco5@reddit
"です" or "desu" means "being, to be" in japanese
cashmonet69@reddit
sorta like a japanese full stop, but youve got to be completely regarded/a pedophile to use it like that. however, 4chan autocorrects 'tbh' to 'desu' so this guy didnt intentionally say it
flippy123x@reddit
Is this like ragebait or is it still not common knowledge here after all these years that writing 'tbh' on /r9k/ automatically turns it into the word 'desu'?
usdaprimecutebeef@reddit
Is that actually a thing? Because this is the first I’m hearing of it. Also why??
flippy123x@reddit
yeah it is
dunno, because of le funny animu speak probably
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
I don't care if it's common knowledge or not, tbh / desu. He has "desu" in his post, so my sympathy is replaced by rope.
flippy123x@reddit
that's really unkind, desu :3
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
Indeed, but rules is rules
SeaworthlessSailor@reddit
He had me sympathizing right til then.
MilanDespacito@reddit
Its time you seriously start to consider salads
cumlordmasterfuckbut@reddit
Just avoid seed oils anon. And soy it sounds like
Fast_Association_998@reddit
Sugar. Avoid sugar. Addictive and incredibly bad for health. It's like cocaine but instead of losing weight you gain it so it's worse than cocaine
Onesharpman@reddit
Anon's fault for eating so much. Find a healthier grief outlet.
angeorgiaforest@reddit
don't they have a pill they can take, these assholes?
No-Section-4385@reddit
gotta understand that eating nearly 30k calories a day is not normal.
joausj@reddit
Anon never had the makings of a varsity athlete
5ad_pathet1c_l0s3r@reddit
Time to ozempicmaxx anon
articulatedumpster@reddit
Good, good, let the cholesterol flow through you anon