How you gonna keep ‘em down on the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus?

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JarlWeaslesnoot@reddit

Somebody oughta post this in the moving to North Korea subreddit. Those dudes are far out. Banned me for asking if it was a joke subreddit like flatearth

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Catalina_Eddie@reddit

Lotta ins, lotta outs. Lotta what-have-you's.

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Rich-Yogurtcloset715@reddit (OP)

Obviously, you are not a golfer

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KriegsherrLiebhaber@reddit

Those North Korean fucks! This whole fucking thing... They’re not watching their buddies die face down in the muck so that those fucking strumpets...

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KriegsherrLiebhaber@reddit

u/alottawhathaveyous, these aren’t the guys who built the railroads here…

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dalek-predator@reddit

It’s only on fringe news websites, so 🤷‍♂️

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alottawhathaveyous@reddit

We're you listening to the dude's story?

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5dollarbrownie@reddit

“That is why they call me I am expert.”

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HermiticHubris@reddit

The man with the porn addiction, worthy fuckin adversary.

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Dr_Middlefinger@reddit

Good Supreme Leader. You can imagine where it goes from here.

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uberjam@reddit

Some historian in 50 years if they’re allowed to exist: “What started the North Korean rebel movement is actually very interesting… “

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Critical-Weird-3391@reddit

Why are you censoring the word "porn". porn porn porn porn porn It's a fine word and if you can't handle reading it, then get the fuck off the internet. THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!

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CarberHotdogVac@reddit

Enjoying my porn. ![gif](giphy|LOnp2BO5LFsKcTFcxn|downsized)

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NachoSerf@reddit

I believe “foot fetishist” is the preferred nomenclature.

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EnvironmentalPack451@reddit

🎶 Why you think the net was born? porn porn porn! 🎶

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AndThisGuyPeedOnIt@reddit

For your information, the Supreme Court has soundly rejected prior restraint!

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artgriego@reddit

Hey, man, OP isn't trying to scam anyone here...

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gskein@reddit

They will be considered contaminated and either jailed or killed upon return to Korea.

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lesser_of2weevils@reddit

“I’ve got friends who died face down in Ukrainian muck so that you and I could enjoy this beaver picture!”

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murphanduncas@reddit

Is that what this is a picture of?

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loptopandbingo@reddit

Ma'am, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint

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Llewellyn_Dowd@reddit

There’s going to be some serious penis envy going on there.

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mattinsatx@reddit

I see mass defections in the future

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HOUS2000IAN@reddit

Those soldiers are all like “new shit has come to light”

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creamcitybrix@reddit

Made me think of the Trump assassin. Last search was for porn. It’s like the modern equivalent of having a cigarette and saying your prayers before going in front of a firing squad.

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Crusoebear@reddit

Republican religious nuts want to ban porn. Meanwhile N. Koreans are discovering it. What a bizzaro-world timeline.

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TheKeeperOfThe90s@reddit

And don't forget the nuclear false alarm in Hawaii.

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GrannyFlash7373@reddit

That was Lt. Scanlon's line from Barney Miller

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TheRustySchackleford@reddit

Imagine your entire life was a drab gray dopamine fast and then one day you just start mainlining Russian porn in a war zone.

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_lostintheinternet_@reddit

Hello, meine new dispatcher says there eez somezing wrong mit deine cable?Hello, meine new dispatcher says there eez somezing wrong mit deine cable?

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Start dropping leaflets over their heads, telling them to surrender peacefully and offer them refuge in the west. They might just surrender enmasse. Or capture a few, show them what they are missing out on in the west, and send them back to tell the rest what they saw and what they have been offered.

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ManufacturerOld3807@reddit

The internet will win the war. Not bullets. lol

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Greg2227@reddit

They probably won't be going back home either way

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2wheelsThx@reddit

There's a sad truth here. Soldiers are expensive and have to be kept well-fed, which is taxing when the country as a whole is starving. Clever way to reduce the population a little. Leaders have known this forever.

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j0nnnnnnn@reddit

The new technology permits us to do exciting things with interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude.

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Budget_Secret4142@reddit

I still jack off manually...of course you do.

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passwordstolen@reddit

Not in a front line trench… you get what you can, even if it’s a dry rub.

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MarkyMarquam@reddit

And I don’t like you…jerk-off!

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SylvanDragoon@reddit

I'm sorry, I was busy fapping.

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thedudeabidesb@reddit

far out !

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MarkyMarquam@reddit

The next line feels a little too on-the-nose for the current moment.

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Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit

…the one where they cut off his chonson?

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gatsby712@reddit

![gif](giphy|uIb5EJlSOf9Kg)

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Flat-Feedback-3525@reddit

Damn shame about handjob! Why did they call him handjob?

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-wumbology@reddit

Beaver pictures?

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Infinite_Dig3437@reddit

Has p0rn4ub released the preferred category of North Korean yet ?

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lazyindicastoner@reddit

I wonder how many have watched tranny porn haha

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SylvanDragoon@reddit

Is that some kind of eastern thing?

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Most-Armadillo-271@reddit

Far from it, dude

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PastAggressive6939@reddit

What in god’s holy name are you blathering about?

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limpnoads@reddit

They're definitely not there to fix the cable.

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Deckard2022@reddit

“I’m just going to go find a cash machine”

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FifeFifeFife@reddit

After the war, Kim will just have them disposed of when their freighter ride home mysteriously sinks

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SylvanDragoon@reddit

They owe money all over town to known pornographers, which is cool ......

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Legitimate_Put_5003@reddit

MyVe the female form makes them uncomfortable

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mexicantruffle@reddit

It's a "wandering soldier" job.

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One_Breakfast6153@reddit

That's why they sent me. I am an expert.

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ItNeverRainsInWNC@reddit

He fixes the cable?

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One_Breakfast6153@reddit

Don't be fatuous.

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StraightAct4448@reddit

No more jacking off manually for them!

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Seven22am@reddit

Kim Jong Beaver Picture? I mean, you know the guy? I’m sorry I have no clever Lebowski quote. This is just hilarious. And a vindication of Barney Stinson’s view that all global conflict could be solved with more sex.

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