All dude ever wanted was his democracy back...
Posted by crap_university@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 48 comments
Posted by crap_university@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 48 comments
LKboost@reddit
Democracy won last night. It won big. The people spoke, and voted, and Donald Trump was elected in a landslide. You don’t want democracy, you just want everyone to agree with you. If they don’t, you say, “our democracy is gone!”
Lurpinator@reddit
Possibly the last fair and free election we’ll ever have but proud we are of all of you.
LKboost@reddit
Do you have any evidence for that claim? (Propaganda isn’t evidence)
Lurpinator@reddit
Well man even when you consider Jan. 6 and Trump owing money all over town, including to known pornographers, it’s a complicated case. A lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what have yous…
LKboost@reddit
And yet we’re still a democracy. Even after his last presidency, even after Jan 6, we’re still here and doing just fine. There’s nothing to suggest that that’ll change.
funkypunk69@reddit
Obviously, you're not a golfer
gloriosky_zero@reddit
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, sometimes the bear eats you.
Evergreen4Life@reddit
Fuck it Dude, next time let's have a primary.
MarkPluckedABird@reddit
I mean your President goes out and owes money all over town even to know publicists
PastAggressive6939@reddit
And that’s cool, th-that’s cool
Scotty_serial_mom@reddit
This orange man peed all over my rug, man! I can't go give this guy a bill.
Scootman00@reddit
Cringe.
gimletfordetective@reddit
Yes you are.
mr_eugine_krabs@reddit
Donald:”A vote for democracy? Is this a joke”
Me:”no no joke donny she’s a good choice.”
(Jd Vance and Rfk appear out of nowhere”
Me:”Oh hey fellas…..all the dude ever wanted was his silence back,it really tied the room together.”
keanenottheband@reddit
The couch fuckers did this?
hundredgrandpappy@reddit
We know which Lebowski you are, Lebowski.
KarlPHungus@reddit
You bunch of fuckin cry babies!
snottyfacedbitch@reddit
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
snottyfacedbitch@reddit
Mr. Treehorn tells us he had to eject you from his garden party.
sabbretthotdog@reddit
Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. No, he's a sex offender. With a record.
Poorgeois@reddit
The thug really ties the gloom together :(
HI-McDunnough@reddit
And this guy peed on it.
headcanonball@reddit
Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling
theangrymurse@reddit
Oddly enough I am planning on joining a bowling league this year
eddie736@reddit
I was in two leagues. They were like Klan rallies with cocktail service.
GooseCloaca@reddit
These men are nazis Walter?
Friendly-Disaster376@reddit
No Donnie, these men are cowards.
theangrymurse@reddit
oh that’s discouraging
BobsMustache@reddit
It’s like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit and uh uh, you know?
Historical_Gain_805@reddit
I’m the walrus. I’m the walrus.
Unusual_Crow268@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Donny
Historical_Gain_805@reddit
V. I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!!
No-Ratio-3494@reddit
Buncha fuckin amateurs now.
FunkapotamusLamont@reddit
He treats objects like women, man
niz_loc@reddit
I know I'm among similar people in here, but I love that line so damn much.
jakopappi@reddit
Blacker than a steers tookus ona moonless prairie night
Anachr0nist@reddit
Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
paco-ramon@reddit
Moved more votes than Taylor Swift.
JuanBahama@reddit
The bums lost!
MorningMistYeti@reddit
Democracy died, and like so many young democracies of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young democracies at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364.
NeoMyers@reddit
Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost! My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose! Do you hear me, Lebowski?
Drewp655321@reddit
I'll suck your mic stand for $1000. Vance can't watch, though or he'll have to pay a $100
TheLemonKnight@reddit
The dude was a radical who tried to change the system. His activism failed, and he decided 'fuck it, I'm going bowling'. I can't imagine what that's like.
NachoSerf@reddit
Fuckin’ A. I got a rash, man.
whirling_cynic@reddit
Vagina.
JoJoJr_Shabbado@reddit
There was no bottom....
sonorancafe@reddit
This is about drawing a line in the sand!
WillzeConquerer@reddit
Oh man. 🤣🤣🤣 I needed this