my friend proudly put this abomination in our group chat

Having eaten enough beef stroganoff all I can say is that the only thing making this look trashy is the picnic bowl. The rest of the recipe as given by the OP sounds kinda fire

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jfk_47@reddit

This is the kinda shit I’d post in the group chat to get those fuckers talking. Too quiet sometimes.

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RainXVIIII@reddit

It looks like pork chops cut up into chunks and milk

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UniversityWorried713@reddit

I'm gonna blame the fireball in the background for this creation

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richcooks@reddit (OP)

lmao yeah thats a reasonable assessment

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Lepke2011@reddit

What am I ^(*erp*) What am I looking at? ^(*erp*) 🤢

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ga9521@reddit

That actually sounds like a pretty good night snack. It looked much worse at first glance

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Rachelattack@reddit

That’s a communal popcorn/barf bowl if I’ve ever seen one

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Himmelblaa@reddit

Sir, your order of slop with extra chunks is ready

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TurtFurgson@reddit

Did it look better the first time he ate it?

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richcooks@reddit (OP)

hahaha this almost went over my head, kudos

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AloneFirefighter7130@reddit

It's fascinating what you can do with quality ingredients...

... when you have no clue what you're doing.

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Pitch-forker@reddit

This guy is saving his digestive system so much energy by eating pre-digested food.

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magical_bergs@reddit

I’ve a lot of admiration for them if they actually ate that without throwing up.

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richcooks@reddit (OP)

bro probably hasn’t seen a solid poop in 3-5 years

i can give you his number if you’d like

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magical_bergs@reddit

I think Im going to pass but appreciate the offer lol.

I’m not surprised he’s got gut issues that’s a standard meal! Guy needs some greens or something.

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richcooks@reddit (OP)

lmao yeah i’ve been telling him but he insists on eating like a human trash compactor 🤷‍♂️ you can only do so much

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dankhimself@reddit

Shit on a shingle.

Seriously, looks like chipped beef.

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Amazing-Fish4587@reddit

Looks more like beef chips. This is like the worst culinary Voltron

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dankhimself@reddit

Are beef chips different from chipped beef?

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Oh is that what that means? Someone once said came out of a bathroom I waiting to use to use and warned me they "chipped some dip in there.". It stuck in my memory because I swear it was like breathing underwater the stench was so rotten.

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Amazing-Fish4587@reddit

I’m not with him.

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dankhimself@reddit

He, me either. One of the grimiest bikers I've ever met.

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Glass-State-20@reddit

Good thing it’s in the dogs bowl

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richcooks@reddit (OP)

he does claim he’s got that dawg in him, now i don’t doubt it

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KairaSuperSayan93@reddit

Behold: literal stone soup (yes I know there's no actual stones in it)

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richcooks@reddit (OP)

LOL wow i just learned about stone soup today, this is too good

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KairaSuperSayan93@reddit

I grew up with fables like that 😆

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Small_Frame1912@reddit

this looks like something my mom has made and the ingredients confirmed it...it was really good over rice though ☠️

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richcooks@reddit (OP)

dude he literally said “i’ve been whipping up the work when im stoned lately… it would’ve been so much better over rice”

is my friend your mom???

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Small_Frame1912@reddit

LOOOOL

tell him swap out the ricotta for apple cider vinegar and the ranch for onions, and if he wants the texture the same, use cream of mushroom instead of straight up mushrooms. shit was gas ngl, this pic made me hungry because of it ☠️.

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