My company went bowling at 9am this morning. Felt like something the Dude would do.
Posted by Livid-Pear-6874@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 60 comments
RadioMill@reddit
Over the line!
Boberto1357@reddit
I like yer style.
Dr_Middlefinger@reddit
This is the response!
No amount of hate or doom and gloom is going to change anything.
Sure, it’s not a lot of fun thinking about what a crazy asshole might say or do (recalling the first time we watched this show). You have to keep on keeping on, because what else are you going to do?
Be good to yourself, and be good for others.
Brine512@reddit
By company do you mean your employer or were you enjoying the company of your friends, maybe even lady friends?
Competitive_Ant_472@reddit
Perhaps special lady friends?
Brine512@reddit
What's your deal DaFino?
PC_Chode_Letter@reddit
He’s just trying to help her conceive
guiltycitizen@reddit
Bowling in the daytime is very un-Dude
Livid-Pear-6874@reddit (OP)
Is that some kind of eastern thing?
urban-achiever1@reddit
Did you have a Caucasian Jackie?
DigBarsbiggestfan@reddit
Far out, man
MarkPluckedABird@reddit
You brought a co worker bowling. Why didn’t you tell her to check with HR?
OpenMicJoker@reddit
Did you bring Kaluha?
Top-Snow68@reddit
Fuckin’ Jill, that creep can roll
medorian@reddit
The Dude abides.
AGuyInTheOZone@reddit
It seems the dude didn't even bowl, and he obviously wasn't a golfer
3rdProfile@reddit
I worked at a Bowling Center in the 90s. My first job at 16. I would go in at 7:30am and start up the food counter. Especially, the coffee, because at 8:30 the seniors would be pulling on a locked door to get in. They would bowl from 8:45 to about 4 that afternoon. Monday and Friday mornings they would have leagues. 2/3 of 32 lanes would be packed. Those old folks can roll.
CAPT-Tankerous@reddit
That was back when old folks had hobbies before boner pills.
MortgageRegular2509@reddit
80 year olds, Dude
KirkJimmy@reddit
Fuck it dude
EnzoPurrari@reddit
Let’s go bowling
IngenuityStunning755@reddit
Two oat sodas Gary
DiegodelaSombra@reddit
She kidnapped herself, man
Time-Assistance9159@reddit
Were you listening to the Dude's story??
DiegodelaSombra@reddit
I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off
Time-Assistance9159@reddit
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening
DiegodelaSombra@reddit
Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat
Objective-Cover7504@reddit
Has the whole world gone crazy?
Time-Assistance9159@reddit
I'm staying. Finishing my cup of coffee
WJSobchakSecurities@reddit
…no dudes got a record, he got 6 months in chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old, dude. I heard when he got out he had to go door to door telling everyone he’s a pederast.
Adept-Lettuce948@reddit
Your boss must be pro Trump.
Livid-Pear-6874@reddit (OP)
Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
SecureCockroach9701@reddit
Jill is throwing rocks this morning!
Livid-Pear-6874@reddit (OP)
That's not Jill! Obviously you are not a golfer.
Commercial_Set2986@reddit
Were you throwing rocks?
WorkingCraft3372@reddit
shut the fuck up donny
Karl_Hungus_69@reddit
I definitely like her style.
El_Mec@reddit
Strikes and gutters, man. Strikes and gutters
Ironcondorzoo@reddit
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
DorkSideOfCryo@reddit
La la la la la la la la la
prying_mantis@reddit
Oooooooooo
Tommy84@reddit
la LaLa la...
louhemp007@reddit
Is the whole world going crazy? Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules anymore?
crap_university@reddit
Has the whole world gone crazy!
Kozzinator@reddit
9am? Y'all sound like a bunch a bums!
metalvinny@reddit
Went bowling this afternoon, couldn't concentrate on working. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber.
Electrical-Bet-3835@reddit
Another Caucasian, Gary
youbloodyscalywag@reddit
Hit the In and Out on Radford after.
G-Unit11111@reddit
You mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain.
ConnieLingus34@reddit
Dips mio
Heybroletsparty@reddit
I see you rolled you way into the semis.
prying_mantis@reddit
Dios mio man!
DorkSideOfCryo@reddit
Are you employed, sir?
MarkDoner@reddit
I feel like the dude wouldn't even be up at that hour, especially not on a weekday
JohnnyMoondog55@reddit
Is this a...what day is this?
tf2ftw@reddit
Let me just find a cash machine
International_Row928@reddit
What day is it?
thetyler83@reddit
You don't go looking for a job dressed like that do you?
rustyshaklefordjm@reddit
Mark it 8, Dude.
FleshyPartOfThePin@reddit
Did you get a caucasian?