my mum made me food
Posted by TreeBark03@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 38 comments
it's scrambled eggs with various vegetables. very cute
Posted by TreeBark03@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 38 comments
it's scrambled eggs with various vegetables. very cute
ohshitthisagainnnn@reddit
Delete this
chocolateboomslang@reddit
This is definitely some food.
owo1215@reddit
tell her you love her
TreeBark03@reddit (OP)
hey everyone please stop defending my mum she's not that great x) i'm grateful for the food and i thanked her for it can we call off the mother defense squad now
ItBeMaggie@reddit
“Not that great” wow lol
suju88@reddit
Hey Say Thank u Mom! Not pretty but cost alot $$ and tasty and healthy
Slight_Tiger2914@reddit
Jesus. She tried. 😉
Pizzalazerz@reddit
That’s adorable lol
Business_Initial_281@reddit
I can’t say this is shitty
This is all I want.
I just love when people make faces on food
But your mom,
She made a whole portrait
😱
Spiritual_Series_139@reddit
Not shitty
Mom love
Someday you will understand the error of your ways
TreeBark03@reddit (OP)
haha fair enough, it's a pretty accurate portrait as well since i'm ginger and almost always wear green clothes
canolafly@reddit
Are you perhaps very short, and also have a pot of gold?
TreeBark03@reddit (OP)
very short is unfortunately accurate, as for the pot of gold... i wish the leprechaun guide book had provided that part
dudesekp@reddit
And she probably did it with a lot of LOVE
ReynAetherwindt@reddit
As in, your mum forced you to food?
TreeBark03@reddit (OP)
you can lead a horse to a frying pan but you can't make it food... or however the saying goes
GentrifriesGuy@reddit
This meal is evidence that you don’t need to buy her a Mother’s Day gift just a card
CosmicEntrails@reddit
That's the sweetest little food face ever. I can't imagine how weird it must taste though...
AssistanceLucky2392@reddit
That's the sweetest thing I've seen today, and I watched a lot of kitten videos 😭
Short_Purple_6003@reddit
I'm guessing she's single?
Short_Purple_6003@reddit
Ah, I totally missed the face. That's pretty awesome!
TreeBark03@reddit (OP)
now i'm wondering what you saw before 😆 she's still married to her first ever boyfriend, so probably the least single person i know
Short_Purple_6003@reddit
I saw unmixed ingredients initially, lol
TreeBark03@reddit (OP)
oh i see lol
Short_Purple_6003@reddit
You got a great mama, lol
Putsomesunglasseson@reddit
Your mom made you this, so its not shitty. This doesn’t belong here, go give her a hug.
TreeBark03@reddit (OP)
i think i'm allowed to tease her a little considering all the transphobia i've had to put up with, but sure i'll go hug her after she's done with her "help my kid is lgbt" support group (not kidding. that's where she's at right now)
TreeBark03@reddit (OP)
actually sorry for directing my annoyance at her towards your comment, i'll keep it up for context but i shouldn't have done that
turd_deli@reddit
If someone spontaneously made this for me I would cry from gratitude 😤
honkyponkydonky@reddit
Would
MathematicianSame666@reddit
I could eat it everyday Secret ingredient is Looove
thisissoannoying2306@reddit
Where is the shitty part? Looks good and healthy and made with love to me?
TreeBark03@reddit (OP)
the half-cooked cucumber wasn't very nice but otherwise you're right
journeyman369@reddit
Was your mother inebriated?
ffj_@reddit
Absolutely horrid but especially the raisins
TreeBark03@reddit (OP)
yeahh the raisins didn't really fit in and i'm gonna try to avoid warm cucumber in the future but other than that it was pretty good
YoghurtSnodgrass@reddit
It’s super cute. Thank your mom for me.
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