A Redditor buttfrustrated that I'm a cryptobro has been telling me to sell all of my crypto and bet on Trump all of last week. I said I bet on Trump, I'm overleveraged in Bitcoin. He should stop slamming horse cock and put money on crypto instead of a stupid 50/50 bet where you can lose everything in Robinhood.
This genius could have waited for a Kamala victory to crash BTC, done absolutely nothing and still came out ahead.
seems understanding current world economical state and USA politics correlate, who could've thought. nope, 4 dollars or 4k dollars wont you get you too far in Eastern Europe.
Even Trump and his team didn't claim that the democrats fabricated 20 million votes. They claimed that they cheated by inflating some tens of thousands of votes in key areas. Also somehow, the democrats, were able to massively cheat when Trump was president, but somehow couldn't fabricate the mere 500.000 votes they need to win the current elections under Biden. This cheating theory is just Trump being a sore loser.
Like idk man when kamalas polling rate is in line with expected results while there's a sudden 20 mil outlier in one year I kinda want to ask questions
its because trump fucked up with covid and it made people actually want to go and vote, harris campaign was garbage and built completely on not being trump, inspired absolutely fucking no one besides people who were going to vote kamala anyway, democrats have 0 idea what the fuck they are doing and to imagine that there are well-paid planners that are this disconnected with what people want is so stupid, for all their flaws trump and the republican party knows how to stick to their core audience and rile up supports, something that the democrats clearly failed at.
To her credit, she didn't have much time to campaign. This thing fell on her in the last minute. Democrats weren't banking on her or her policies being likable, they probably just thought that there are enough people who dislike Trump to get out and vote for her. In fact, that was her whole campaign strategy. Which is not a bad strategy per se. She missed the presidency by around 400.000 votes.
(D)ementia Daddy stopped the steal to get revenge on his vice president that so mercilessly threw him under the bus. It's anon's fault for believing Biden's act of meekly accepting the betrayal.
Wow, four dollars left on bank account is not the same as taking out a loan lol if that’s the same anon jfc man you’re fucked. Before it wasn’t so bad then the truth comes out, I borrowed money to gamble, that’s just about the worst thing you could do financially
Someone having a heart attack and getting a large bill entirely outside of their control is equivalent to some dumbass weeb YOLOing all of their and someone else's money gambling? That's probably one of the most boneheaded things I've heard in the last hour, which considering the state of this website post election is really saying something.
The point is, it's a huge fucking expense regardless of how it came to be and will set you back financially for an extensive period of time. Yeah one's more embarrassing but they're both equally soul crushing and we grind on.
They are certainly not similar. Most creditors don't take medical debt into consideration, but they'll certainly take this utter nonsense into consideration lmao, this dude fucked himself and has no one else to blame.
Well, it is different. An emergency medical expense is likely to be beyond your control and is a necessity to keep living even if it was in your control. The psychological toll the drudgery of work is going to take will weigh a whole lot heavier on your soul in the case where it is absolutely the fault of your own ill-advised scheme.
They didn't steal this one because it was such a lopsided election that a Kamala win would not have been believable, too many people who are angry about prices would have woken up to the cheating deep state, and it would have resulted in an even bigger backlash against the deep state. It is safer for the deep state to let Trump win this time.
Anon deserves it for believing that the last election was stolen despite Trump doing 3828955029 investigations and failing to prove that anything was rigged.
Lustgartenknecht@reddit
Gold
KaelthasX3@reddit
Then he will definitely want to kill himself.
anoncop4041@reddit
Anon has 4 dollars. He can’t even get to Poland. He’s just stuck where he is with the earned consequences of his poor decisions.
BanzaiKen@reddit
A Redditor buttfrustrated that I'm a cryptobro has been telling me to sell all of my crypto and bet on Trump all of last week. I said I bet on Trump, I'm overleveraged in Bitcoin. He should stop slamming horse cock and put money on crypto instead of a stupid 50/50 bet where you can lose everything in Robinhood.
This genius could have waited for a Kamala victory to crash BTC, done absolutely nothing and still came out ahead.
DappyDee@reddit
He gon' have to polish them shoes soon, it'll be the only employment he'll be qualified to do!
Scooby-_-420-_-@reddit
It's all been one long psy ops to take anons 70k
Mexer@reddit
God damnit Airi
qazaqwert@reddit
Average Airi viewer
Captainbeefster@reddit
The pon is infectious
lobotominizer@reddit
absolute wallstreetbets material right there
gontis@reddit
seems understanding current world economical state and USA politics correlate, who could've thought. nope, 4 dollars or 4k dollars wont you get you too far in Eastern Europe.
AdemsanArifi@reddit
Imagine believing the steal narrative. Anon deserves to lose his 4 remaining dollars.
AlucardFromCastle@reddit
I mean, when Biden somehow manages 81 million votes last one and Kamala is stuck at 65 million you'd want to ask where tf 20 million go
That_Guy381@reddit
they haven’t finished counting
AdemsanArifi@reddit
Even Trump and his team didn't claim that the democrats fabricated 20 million votes. They claimed that they cheated by inflating some tens of thousands of votes in key areas. Also somehow, the democrats, were able to massively cheat when Trump was president, but somehow couldn't fabricate the mere 500.000 votes they need to win the current elections under Biden. This cheating theory is just Trump being a sore loser.
AlucardFromCastle@reddit
Like idk man when kamalas polling rate is in line with expected results while there's a sudden 20 mil outlier in one year I kinda want to ask questions
RealHellcharm@reddit
its because trump fucked up with covid and it made people actually want to go and vote, harris campaign was garbage and built completely on not being trump, inspired absolutely fucking no one besides people who were going to vote kamala anyway, democrats have 0 idea what the fuck they are doing and to imagine that there are well-paid planners that are this disconnected with what people want is so stupid, for all their flaws trump and the republican party knows how to stick to their core audience and rile up supports, something that the democrats clearly failed at.
Free-Design-8329@reddit
Cope and seethe
Sleeping_Goliath@reddit
20M people really fucking hate Kamala.
Source my Dad in AZ.
He liked Biden and voted for him in 2020, and almost forgot that Kamala was his VP.
Free-Design-8329@reddit
Then explain Hillary, both obama victories and every non Biden victory
Sleeping_Goliath@reddit
Nah, I dont think I will.
IndirectFire_Chad10E@reddit
Based
DappyDee@reddit
This is also with California not needing Voter ID to vote. Wild stuff.
AdemsanArifi@reddit
To her credit, she didn't have much time to campaign. This thing fell on her in the last minute. Democrats weren't banking on her or her policies being likable, they probably just thought that there are enough people who dislike Trump to get out and vote for her. In fact, that was her whole campaign strategy. Which is not a bad strategy per se. She missed the presidency by around 400.000 votes.
mike_da_silva@reddit
imagine believing that democrat votes were around 65million in 2016 and 2024.. yet spiked up to 81 million in 2020..
Manberry12@reddit
lower turnout this out, also why do you compare with the losing candidate, trump is on 72 million now, where were these 10 million in 2020
Free-Design-8329@reddit
Elections over bro they’re not paying you anymore 🤣
Look at the vote counts by the way
AdemsanArifi@reddit
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
Fisherman_Gabe@reddit
(D)ementia Daddy stopped the steal to get revenge on his vice president that so mercilessly threw him under the bus. It's anon's fault for believing Biden's act of meekly accepting the betrayal.
Skwiggelf54@reddit
If the last election was stolen then they couldn't do it twice because they had a ton of eyes on the polling places this time.
Bigb5wm@reddit
People really are stupid
DappyDee@reddit
Humanity passed the Litmus test, fortunately.
There is hope.
Bigb5wm@reddit
Honestly agreed. Everyone said it is economics stupid
p4th_m4k3r@reddit
Wow, four dollars left on bank account is not the same as taking out a loan lol if that’s the same anon jfc man you’re fucked. Before it wasn’t so bad then the truth comes out, I borrowed money to gamble, that’s just about the worst thing you could do financially
The_Nasty_Downvoter@reddit
But he gambled because he wanted to win, I think he can start a lawsuit against mathematicians now, because of Roe vs Wade
IrregularrAF@reddit
Idk, isn't any different than an emergency medical expense that fucked you. Loser gots to go back to work if true.
LibertyPrimeDeadOn@reddit
Someone having a heart attack and getting a large bill entirely outside of their control is equivalent to some dumbass weeb YOLOing all of their and someone else's money gambling? That's probably one of the most boneheaded things I've heard in the last hour, which considering the state of this website post election is really saying something.
IrregularrAF@reddit
The point is, it's a huge fucking expense regardless of how it came to be and will set you back financially for an extensive period of time. Yeah one's more embarrassing but they're both equally soul crushing and we grind on.
LibertyPrimeDeadOn@reddit
They are certainly not similar. Most creditors don't take medical debt into consideration, but they'll certainly take this utter nonsense into consideration lmao, this dude fucked himself and has no one else to blame.
p4th_m4k3r@reddit
Well, it is different. An emergency medical expense is likely to be beyond your control and is a necessity to keep living even if it was in your control. The psychological toll the drudgery of work is going to take will weigh a whole lot heavier on your soul in the case where it is absolutely the fault of your own ill-advised scheme.
chiefoogabooga@reddit
Unless you win...then you're just a fearless Chad.
randomnomber2@reddit
Chad doesn't lose, he has insider info or cheats to win.
creamymoe@reddit
Fake.
Should become gay….
For pay.
Get that money back, the good ol fashioned way.
FlexViper@reddit
Anon has better chance if he bet by investing in crypto
kazuma001@reddit
A fool and their money are soon parted.
ThatsWhatSheVersed@reddit
The punchline hit hard fr
freedomfightre@reddit
and the answer is OD on waaaaay too many sleeping pills
groinmissile@reddit
Eastern Europe doesn't want you.
Regards
The Balkans
DappyDee@reddit
Croat here, definitely don't want em as well.
Regards
Coastal Serb
ImSoFuckingGood@reddit
Ukrainian here, he can come to us
If he can't fly drones he can shoot guns
MikeyGamesRex@reddit
Looks like anon just got a job offer.
DappyDee@reddit
This guy jobs.
WiseHedgehog2098@reddit
Gross
IrregularrAF@reddit
I promise Ukraine does. Lmao
undayerixon@reddit
We have enough retards as is
WiseHedgehog2098@reddit
No one wants you idiots either
AtomicMonkeyTheFirst@reddit
I know a guy who took out a loan to bet in Trump in 2020.
Yep.
acidporkbuns@reddit
Time to double that $4 anon!
Sunshine_Sage@reddit
They didn't steal this one because it was such a lopsided election that a Kamala win would not have been believable, too many people who are angry about prices would have woken up to the cheating deep state, and it would have resulted in an even bigger backlash against the deep state. It is safer for the deep state to let Trump win this time.
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Dan_Backslide_III@reddit
Hilarious if fake.
Even more extreme hilarious if true.
Dawson81702@reddit
Guh!
SPAM_USER_EXE@reddit
I like how I knew what you were referencing
Berlin_GBD@reddit
No sympathy for anyone that bets on leverage. "Hmmm I think I will burn someone else's money"
Apprehensive-Virus47@reddit
Robinhood called me about margin this morning. I hung up.
InvestO0O0O0O0r@reddit
Probably fake but funny nonetheless.
utter_degenerate@reddit
And I felt like an idiot when I bet $300 on Trump back in 2020.
Shouldn't have pussied out this time.
KingofTheTorrentine@reddit
2020 was a fucking disaster.
utter_degenerate@reddit
In soooo many ways.
back_reggin@reddit
Odds were shit, Vegas was right on the money with this one.
DankElderberries420@reddit
What a liar
ShockSword@reddit
Anon deserves it for believing that the last election was stolen despite Trump doing 3828955029 investigations and failing to prove that anything was rigged.
ChaseballBat@reddit
"Took out a loan" to gamble "Have $4 on my credit card"
It's embarrassing when people try to make shit up without even knowing how it works.
DiegoFlowers@reddit
Yeah like banks will give money to people that can't maintain themselves, lmao, this is not 2008 anymore
DiegoFlowers@reddit
Nothing against gambling but spending 70k which is basically all your money, ITS REGARDED
Wanted__Criminal@reddit
I’m loving the chaos that these people created upon themselves, if you thought she was winning once clearly you’re not immune to propaganda
lifesnotperfect@reddit
Perfectly sums it up
uconn3386@reddit
Omg the last line is pure
BillyBobBanana@reddit
This happened 100% for sure, also betted
Bergen_is_here@reddit
Remember Anon, 99% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big, you can still make it all back. 💯💯💯
a1_on@reddit
Lmao trump win was the most free bet of this year even above real Madrid or argentina against random teams
Watercooled0861@reddit
And they say all the idiots are on the right. It looks like we all have idiots.
Alamasy@reddit
"Stole", you did that to yourself.
Ur_Glog@reddit
Ultra kek if true.