ULPTR: How can we use Trump’s presidency to our advantage?
Posted by jammerpammerslammer@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 61 comments
What are the best, most unethical ways to take advantage of this incoming system?
Legalities are out the door. Federal agencies will be drained of resources. The president is a felon. The rules, aren’t rules anymore. Wwyd?
ZanzaBarBQ@reddit
Has anyone considered fundraising for a border wall?
TheBusterHymenOpen@reddit
Two of those guys used the $$$ for themselves. One got a pardon the last time around for a Federal felony. New York State prosecutor is taking his turn at the pinata and no pardon possible for State conviction.
Good luck.
ZanzaBarBQ@reddit
A few million on exchange for 4 months? Sign me up.
jammerpammerslammer@reddit (OP)
See, this is what I’m confused about. It’s like that question “would you sit in a room for 6 months for 6 million dollars?” Yes. The answer is yes.
Shoehorse13@reddit
I’m taking the opportunity to come to grips with more than half of the country being hot garbage and no longer giving a shit about anything other than keeping my circle safe. Oh, and I’m moving up my retirement date by a few years so I get a chunk of my life back. Best I can do under the circumstances, really
So_spoke_the_wizard@reddit
I can't move my date up for family reasons but I'm under 18 months. I've come to terms with the fact that I am no longer part of mainstream America. I've found my Shangri-la that will be a nice bubble protected from climate change. We've been looking at property may have something lined up in as early as two weeks.
Then I can deal with the rest of the country on my terms.
Repulsive-Meaning770@reddit
Same, I don't feel like enduring this anymore. I'm a veteran. I'll probably move to Germany.
lobsterman2112@reddit
Absolutely moving my retirement date up a bit, as well as cut back on hours. I'm a subspecialist in an underserved area that is predominately MAGA (like, they wear the hat's into my office). The hospital has trouble recruiting to my area, and I'm a subspecialist. There will be pain to the locals but I'm gonna get the hell outta Dodge.
Got one more year 'til my kid's in college. Then going to make my move. Until then going to keep my head down and told my family to do the same.
Repulsive-Meaning770@reddit
ULPT anti-maga posts are all at 0 votes, huh
exploringspace_@reddit
Nothing stock related, as those moves were already made last night. Start a for profit therapy group for women with post election anxiety.
thehod81@reddit
Start a MLM that focuses on Trump voters.
barsonbity@reddit
I’m convinced anyone who voted for Trump has been in an MLM before.
rileymagician@reddit
ACN is an MLM Trump supported years back. Look into that lol
mrjmws@reddit
That’s actually not bad
spaceface545@reddit
He’s gutting at least a third of the federal government and the FBI will be consolidated for attacking his political enemies. He will also plunge us into a depression. In a couple of years it will basically be anarchy.
Grumpy_Troll@reddit
Harris voter, but I don’t think this is true. I think what's actually going to happen is that the stock market is going to do really well, while everyone that's not invested in stocks will get absolutely screwed, left behind, and be forced to work two full time jobs just to live pay-check to pay-check.
Basically an even more exaggerated version of the Have's and the Have's Nots that was already going on.
But Trump will claim the Economy is the strongest it's ever been because the stock market is at an all time high, even though 60% of the country will basically be living in poverty with very little way out.
FewRegion2148@reddit
Hmmm, Trump and Elon are quite transparent with their intent to crash the economy and tank the stock market. Where the heck have you been? Google and start reading their plans... Oh yeah, good thing you are independently wealthy, because Americans will lose all their federal worker, civil and constitutional rights.
Far-9947@reddit
We're fucked.
spaceface545@reddit
Deporting the migrants and enacting will however at least send us into a recession. The pulls the labor force right away from the nation. We will see hyper inflation of food prices and imported goods.
gardengirl99@reddit
Fruit and vegetables rotting in the fields unpicked. Buildings left unfinished. Chicken and seafood processors begging for labor. White suburban people having to clean their own home again.
ImCreeptastic@reddit
We're due for a Recession though. His tariff plan will surely speed that up.
Grumpy_Troll@reddit
I don't think recessions work like dental appointments or oil changes that you just become due for.
If he actually puts this into place, then yeah, that likely would cause a recession. Most of the things that come out of Trump's mouth are complete lies, though, so I'll believe the tariff plan is happening when it actually goes into effect. I don't think there will be that much support for it amongst other Republicans in Congress as they will know it's a bad idea and not want to cause a recession when they are in charge of everything.
Instead I just see a bunch of tax breaks for large corporations and the ultra wealthy along with deregulating businesses to allow them to cut costs including worker protections.
Again, all terrible things that I hate, but things that are generally good for short term stock market gains.
Equal-Ad3814@reddit
Lmao, man, Reddit has been a fucking hoot today.
keyboardbill@reddit
To be fair, some people believe what he says.
jammerpammerslammer@reddit (OP)
So what you’re say is it’s a perfect time to build a white collar crime syndicate ✅
MN_Verified_User@reddit
Set up a charity to support a group that can be tricked into thinking he is out to get them. Organize protests/riots and collect donations from those disenfranchised people. Then spend that money to buy yourself mansions and other luxury goods with those peoples donated money.
Pretty sure I am the first person with this idea.
mishmash2323@reddit
Tommy Robinson has this nailed down in the UK
_JudgeDoom_@reddit
So a church?
ImShero77@reddit
Came here looking for this one. Well done my friend.
jammerpammerslammer@reddit (OP)
Hmmm what are we going to call it?
Spit balling here: 1) Maga lives don’t matter 2) people over profit (P.O.P for short) 3) Give Them Cake Foundation 4) They really don’t care, do U Org
Open to suggestions.
Tannissar@reddit
Right over your head lol
damn_dude7@reddit
What would you call something like that? A megatemple?
MN_Verified_User@reddit
I would call it home....
FartBoxDestroyer33@reddit
He's referring to black lives matter. The organizers became millionaires and bought mansions off of donations given to the organization.
dcidino@reddit
I think I'd buy stock in firearms companies today.
MN_Verified_User@reddit
Firearms stock actually do better when there is the threat of regulations....
f1ve-Star@reddit
Fashists won't let people keep guns.
FewRegion2148@reddit
When will Americans realize, authoritarians don't allow their citizens to have guns. It is too dangerous. Look at Russia, China, Saudi Arabia, North Korea, and Iran! Leaders are concerned about their citizens having guns and assassinating them. When Trump suspends the US Constitution, there goes the 2nd Amendment!
So_spoke_the_wizard@reddit
Tons of opportunity for grifting. MAGA loves them some grift. Find a company to make cheap apperal or trinkets with Trump performative MAGA crap on it and sell for profit.
Coasterman345@reddit
Buy stocks for companies he’ll likely have illegal/backdoor deals with like Tesla.
Spazmer@reddit
Dogecoin is back in business
Vegaprime@reddit
Did you catch what job Musk wants? Department of government efficiency.
TheBusterHymenOpen@reddit
When will Enron tell 💩head to knock off using Air Force One for golf trips.
Enron will take over Air Force One by convincing 💩 head that he needs to take it to the jet wash and keep it for a few weeks.
Equal-Ad3814@reddit
Buying stocks in a company worth $1T. This is just regular advice.
slagwaggon@reddit
You missed your chance to jump the border and come back over for all the benefits. He’s shutting it down.
jammerpammerslammer@reddit (OP)
Good point. Can Americans seek asylum from America in America.
slagwaggon@reddit
Just say your not american.
Tasty_Natural932@reddit
The FBI and courts will be weaponized against political opponents…. Oh wait, that already happened thanks to Biden.
iButtflap@reddit
i’m more worried something will happen to him and we’re stuck with a more competent and easier to control puppet in jd vance
chedim@reddit
You can't. He will make you suffer if you let him, there's no fucking advantage coming your way any time soon.
HappyArkAn@reddit
Depend on who you are, but as an european : Stop deep economic submission. Ban Google, Amazon, apple, windows, twitter, Meta, Nvidia, chat gpt, tesla, space x and all the high tech and military companies sucking our market. We could develop our high tech companies, like china did.
Yes, I already know it's gonna be hard for a few years, probably decades, but it will be worth it. It would be worse to see such a big ally becoming at least a traitor to our alliance.
mrjmws@reddit
Start a PAC aimed at Dems. They’ll be motivated to support.
triangleofconfusion@reddit
Grift TDS losers with cheaply made anti maga merch at a premium. Say proceeds go to help fight genocide and facism or some shit.
jammerpammerslammer@reddit (OP)
Idk why this is getting down voted. It’s unethical af 🤝
triangleofconfusion@reddit
The downvotes are coming from the NPCs youll be grifting
See how stupid they are? It will def work lmao
jammerpammerslammer@reddit (OP)
Yeah! LGBTQ+ anti trump merch added to my list.
cyrusthemarginal@reddit
Invest in Kleenex
Choano@reddit
The stock market is going to be a wild ride. Take advantage of that if you can.
Olivia512@reddit
Short the European stocks. They gonna be even more Europoor now that they have to pay for their own defence.
twitterfinger_@reddit
Lmao grow up
Dry-humper-6969@reddit
Exciting times we will be living in!