ULPT Request how can I use the winner of the election yo my benefit
Posted by hallwayking@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 29 comments
Posted by hallwayking@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 29 comments
SweetKouignAmann@reddit
What if George Santos, a gay man from Florida, was in this thread 8 years ago and decided to pretend to be Republican to scam them? I don't know a lot of lgbtqia Republicans.
George Santos, the gay Republican who won a congressional seat last month, may have falsified claims about his employment history and more during the campaign, according to a New York Times investigation.
The Times looked into Santos's resume and found that several aspects of it could not be verified. In November, Santos defeated another gay man, Democrat Robert Zimmerman, in the race for an open seat in New York's Third Congressional District, which covers much of the north shore of Long Island. Santos is the first gay Republican to be elected to Congress while being out from the get-go; predecessors Steve Gunderson and Jim Kolbe came out while already in office.
Santos "built his candidacy on the notion that he was the 'full embodiment of the American dream'" as someone who had risen from a humble background as the son of Brazilian immigrants to achieve great financial success, the Times reports.
He claimed to have worked at two major Wall Street firms, Citigroup and Goldman Sachs, but they had no record of his employment there, they told the Times. He also claimed to have graduated from Baruch College in 2010, but college officials could find no evidence of that. The Internal Revenue Service could find no registration for his charitable organization, Friends of Pets United.
https://www.advocate.com/politics/2022/12/19/did-gay-gop-congressman-elect-george-santos-lie-about-his-background
Eastern-Astronomer-6@reddit
Charge scared, pregnant women money to usher them to a state where they can get an abortion.
Stockpile morning after pills and flip them on the secondary market.
CaptainLucid420@reddit
I'll rent a party bus with a stripper pole so they can earn their passage to a safe state.
doitpow@reddit
based and capitlismpilled
debaser708@reddit
ngl id curbstomp you for fun come to chicago sometime buddyman
doitpow@reddit
sure! only like 3 hours drive.
chezeluvr@reddit
If you're trying to bait someone into a beat down, don't lead with hey I want to pound you.
Use a piss disk to get their attention, then go to town!
TheLandOfConfusion@reddit
Morningafterpilled
FameInducedApathy@reddit
The new underground railroad for smuggling women and LGBTQ+ folks out of the midwest to a place that treats them like people is going to be a goldmine for human traffickers.
I'd invest now in a massive diesel pickup with extra dangly truck nuts, flag/eagle decals on the rear window, and a covered bed to hide ten to twelve illegals per run.
kevinh456@reddit
Inb4 abortion pills have a higher consequence than heroin.
solamarvii@reddit
Enjoy lower prices, more bull markets, and genuinely better conditions in America overall. All automatic without any effort required from you đ
Dyrmaker@reddit
Explain how the lower prices happen
solamarvii@reddit
A pro-business president means more investment, which means more jobs, which means aarger consumer base (relative to available money supply), which lower inflation.
Basically all the things you THOUGT Kamala would do for some reason, despite being in office 4 years
Dyrmaker@reddit
How does more people with more money lower inflation or even lower prices? Doesnt that increase demand and thus prices? Isnt that why republicans say the covid checks caused inflation?
solamarvii@reddit
There won't be any tarrifs. Seriously. None.
You spent 4 years screeching into the wind that Trump is a liar!!! So why do you take what he says at face value now, all of a sudden?
Relax. The good guys won! You are going to be fine, if not better.
Dyrmaker@reddit
Im asking you what the 4D chess is to âlowering pricesâ and youre not really coming up with anything other than âpro businessâ.
deathfromabove-@reddit
You might be able to buy food and water that doesn't have brain damage in the ingredients
BlumpkinDude@reddit
Since personal responsibility is out the window, lie, cheat and steal. Never take responsibility. Blame everyone else and make things so convoluted and stupid people will give up out of apathy.
Rustbuket80@reddit
100% This is my new take on life. I have stopped donating my time to charity, I plan on lying to get any benefits I can, and won't think twice about throwing people under the bus for a few bucks. If this is what it takes to be successful in America, guess I have no choice...
deathfromabove-@reddit
gayest comment
CandyCrisis@reddit
This approach works better if you can afford to hire dozens of lawyers and let things stall out in court for years. If you're expecting the district attorney to jump through hoops for you, enjoy prison!
kevinh456@reddit
Hey now. He doesnât pay the lawyers, he promises to pay them, doesnât, then finds another lawyer stupid enough to defend him
BlumpkinDude@reddit
If you lie, cheat or steal enough you can.
HydroGate@reddit
Anything you can think of, someone with a lot more money than you started doing months ago.
Andrew8Everything@reddit
Am antacid you only have to take every 24 hours.
doitpow@reddit
genuinely?
Start/join a local chapter of a right-wing organisation like PB and turn it into a local pressure group to intimdate local government and run an ad hoc right wing mafia in your town to enrichen yourselves and each other. Whenever you feel under threat, take it up a political rung, you'll hit a MAGA guy on your side.
DanimalsHolocaust@reddit
AKA the brown shirt method
reginathrowaway12345@reddit
Step 1 - be rich. Step 2 - be white, straight, and male.
That's it.
CauliflowerProof2111@reddit
I think you're going to benefit if you just go about your day normally.