Anon nods someone | TheaterFire

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uvT2401@reddit

You fucking commented this a dozen times, did you

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Tridentern@reddit

Reaches in his pants, closes eyes, continues to nod.

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Ultra_CUPCAKEEE@reddit

I dont think I like where this is going

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DoctorSuperFly@reddit

Polite society tends to turn their head and pretend they don't see the whacky guy making random noises in public.

You acknowledging him assured him that he was real and this was real life.

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BigCBrockP6949@reddit

It could also backfire in a big way. It's better not to make eye contact.

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I'm with you. If I see someone in my neighbourhood more than a few times I'll say hi and ask them their name. Most homeless folks don't have their name spoken to them very often, especially if they're shunning services made available to them for whatever reason.

Just makes them feel a bit more human, which they absolutely deserve.

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Tr1LL_B1LL@reddit

nods

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BingBongFyourWife@reddit

Schizo used to walk in to a place I used to work when I wasn’t there, everyone gave him attitude and he’d get worse and impossible to make leave

He finally came in when I was there one time and we just talked about a painting on the wall. We talked about mushrooms, I showed him a picture on my phone, he smiled and walked out. Like he’d gotten what he came for or something

There’s people who feel so lonely on their specific wavelength because they’re the only ones on it, if you meet them there and see them it soothes the agitation they feel from that loneliness. Acting weird at them only agitates their agitation. Being afraid of them amplifies their fear. I think schizos can be kinda like mirrors like you really have to watch what energy you interact with them with

Anon is based and schizopilled, shout out to McBro

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slothpug1@reddit

Yup, just being nice to someone and treating them with some decency goes a long way.

And deescalates almost every scenario

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Tr1LL_B1LL@reddit

nods

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Kuntmane@reddit

Real world version of snickers commercial

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DarkNuke059@reddit

Real and wholesome?

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pyjamasonfire@reddit

Gay, but still wholesome

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Ultra_CUPCAKEEE@reddit

Anon wants to be McTopped by his McBro

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Tr1LL_B1LL@reddit

nods

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Honest_Entertainer_3@reddit

This one could happen

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rhino_shit_gif@reddit

Nothing ever happens

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Tr1LL_B1LL@reddit

nods

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Sagittarjus@reddit

I admire the commitment of commenting in every single thread

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Tr1LL_B1LL@reddit

Haha thanks. It was a fun morning. I think I may try working more nods into my reddit vocabulary.

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ImprovisedLeaflet@reddit

Then they had sex

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LetEmC00K@reddit

This happened

Source: I was the shirtless black guy.

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Willundrskor@reddit

Hey...it could happen.

MCWORRRRRRRLLLLLDDD

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Big_Slop@reddit

Schizos and tismos, bros til the end yo

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le_fancy_walrus@reddit

I didn't know a 4Chan post could be so touching.

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Neil_Ribsy@reddit

I often find them to be the most touching.

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Luke22_36@reddit

Can you show me where anon touched you?

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Neil_Ribsy@reddit

No no, I touch myself to the stories.

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Lollipop_2018@reddit

...

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Neon_Rhino@reddit

Shakes heads

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Themlethem@reddit

bites you

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BloodSuckingToga@reddit

speak up motherfucker

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Tr1LL_B1LL@reddit

nods

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KripperinoArcherino@reddit

So just like the interaction between the European and native Americans?

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LeftAdhesiveness0@reddit

sounds plausible

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InquisitorMeow@reddit

It's called de escalation. Most people in the world are pretty chill if you just treat them nicely. Too bad the world is filled with assholes.

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Tr1LL_B1LL@reddit

nods

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FrostyWhile9053@reddit

Real and gay but in the happy way

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Tr1LL_B1LL@reddit

nods

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Smarty_771@reddit

Bro you scripting these replies 😂

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Yeseylon@reddit

Probably just a NEET

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animorphs128@reddit

Fake: I hope not

Gay: Most certainly

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Sethleoric@reddit

This is like a caveman interaction

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PatrickStanton877@reddit

Repost

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-Pixelate@reddit

It's just that easy.

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Idmaybefuckaplatypus@reddit

This happened to me and instead the crackhead waited angrily for me to leave to my car and chased me saying I stole his wallet. So I got in and locked my door and thus dude starts punching my window until he bled and kicked my door. The dent cost $1500 to repair and never got it back even tho I got his ass sent to prison

He was high as fuck

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AVeryHairyArea@reddit

Bro got intimidated into nodding and buying food for another dude. Definitely fake and gay.

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dacorgimomo@reddit

Then he promptly ends up with ecoli

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Ok_Attorney_5431@reddit

Passed the speech check

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DazyLave@reddit

Just gotta show people the mclove, man

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DazedPhotographer@reddit

Anon then got sucked off

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Honeysenpaiharuchan@reddit

This happened at the McDonalds in Houston next to the greyhound station before they tore it down, 100%.

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MathematicianNo7842@reddit

haha i literally had the same interaction once

random caveman looking hobo in the middle of a busy street making random noises and punching himself

everyone was staying well clear and avoiding him as they pass by. i walk right by, look him in the eyes and smile

dude just stopped and looked confused as hell

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ProRomanianThief@reddit

A true Brotherhood of Nod.

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poliet23@reddit

Anon domesticates an angry hobo

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kevinpbazarek@reddit

Anon is the black whisperer

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vaguestory@reddit

story where basically nothing happens except people eating mcdonalds

"black dude" instead of the 4chan alternative

"mcbro"

guerilla marketing threads getting really easy to pinpoint

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djaqk@reddit

Every man should have a McBro. It's in the bible, after all; in MacDonald 4:13

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Sad-Mango-2662@reddit

I believe it's MacDonald 4:20 though

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Limeee_@reddit

You're breathtaking!!

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gman8686@reddit

I just snorted and chortled so loud I disturbed my wife and her boyfriend and now I'm on timeout with no switch 😢

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djaqk@reddit

I thought that line read, "Thou shall not hold the blunt if thy begin telling a story; also don't spit on it, dork."

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MathSand@reddit

chungus 100

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MathSand@reddit

[everyone liked that]

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MathSand@reddit

insert le epic number

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MathSand@reddit

You sir, have won the internet for today!

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Tr1LL_B1LL@reddit

nods

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Brawl_Stars_Fan123@reddit

This sounds so fake it could be true.

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blue_ushanka1@reddit

anon is a hobo whisperer

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holaprobando123@reddit

Hobo whisperer or schizo whisperer?

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Tr1LL_B1LL@reddit

nods

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Sparkfinger@reddit

I've been putting this thought into the spirito-sphere for so long... Nodding is coming back in 2025

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LARGEGRAPE@reddit

He tamed him

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Musty__Elbow@reddit

some of the most fucked up and strange interactions i’ve ever had in my whole life have been in a waffle house / mcdonald’s past 2 am. this is believable

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whitewail602@reddit

I have a really weird uncle who worked at the Mississippi State Penitentiary back in the 80s and 90s. He was a psychiatric assistant to a psychiatrist and they worked with the death row inmates. My uncle would take his guitar and play music for them and make friends and all.

One time he told me there was a death row inmate who would always throw shit at anyone who walked by his cell. One day he calls my uncle over and whispers to him that he won't throw shit at him if he tells everyone his name is "Visual".

I said, "Well what did you do?". He looked at me like I was stupid and said, "I told everyone his name was Vusula"

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