ULPT: What do I blast from my porch from sunup to sundown?
Posted by Tramp_Johnson@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 212 comments
I live in a rural, mountainous part of the country. All my neighbors are aggressive, anti-social and I am surrounded by political signs. I also live in a valley so even a normal conversation can be heard and understood from MANY of my neighbors even though we're quite spread out.
After our election I've kind of had it and I am in full protest mode. Right now I have three very large speakers on my front porch blasting cello music so loud I could hear it loud and clear a half mile down the road and while in my office even when I have earplugs in.
Got me thinking... What else could I blast in silently loud protest? If I stay within playing this only from sunup to 10pm there's not much the law can do here. I want to stay respectful in that I don't want any cursing but I am considering a kind of forced education or mindset. Or... I just want to make their lives a living hell.... Haven't decided which? Help me.
Obviouslynameless@reddit
They are aggressive and anti-social? So, you want to provoke them?
HydroGate@reddit
OP democratically lost so now they're throwing a temper tantrum. Nothing new.
FreeJunkMonk@reddit
It's incredibly pathetic.
electricalnoise@reddit
Still, nothing new coming from the left.
TheBigSalami@reddit
Just the left? 2020 was only 4 years ago lol. Funny how quick people forget
HydroGate@reddit
Its like refusing to shower or bathe until the end up Trump's term. You can imagine yourself as some warrior taking a stand, but all you're really doing is smelling like shit and making yourself look insane.
insecurecharm@reddit
Hey, if it's good enough for Der Fuhrer AKA Mr Poopypants, who also smells like shit and looks insane...
electricalnoise@reddit
Lol you people behave AND argue like kindergartners.
HydroGate@reddit
LOL
FreeJunkMonk@reddit
As usual for this subreddit, the OP is projecting lol
Jet-Rep@reddit
because "tolerance"
Expensive-Opinion895@reddit
Baja blast!
HiramNinja@reddit
...how have the Village People not made the list??
ruthere2024@reddit
Because the felon loves the Village People. It would just make his followers happy.
HiramNinja@reddit
...ahhh, ok..then blast "Proud to be an Okie from Muskogee" on infinite repeat. Switch occasionally with the Ballad of the Green Berets...
Equinsu-0cha@reddit
Panama by van halen
ImNot4Everyone42@reddit
Against Me! It’s a punk rock band with a trans lead singer. I’ve been blasting it all morning.
electricalnoise@reddit
Yeah that'll show 'em
🤣🤣🤣
ImNot4Everyone42@reddit
I may have misunderstood the assignment.
triangleofconfusion@reddit
Against Me! Is really good. I found them through Axis of Awesome covering one of their songs.
I Was A Teenage Anarchist always gets stuck in my head.
ImNot4Everyone42@reddit
That’s what I was blasting this morning in my car!!! It’s definitely my favorite.
Winter_Passenger9814@reddit
Popcorn by Hot Butter 😂
ElCamo267@reddit
Yeah, I'm pretty sure blasting music as a petty form of protest for your neighbors is breaking this already. But because this is ULPT, instead of lecturing you on how this is just going to make them dislike you as a person instead of disliking your political views and ultimately adding more fuel to the fire, I'll throw out some suggestions.
Baby shark on loop is hard to beat.
Audio books of textbooks on critical race theory.
Kidz bop.
Music you enjoy would help you from also going insane.
Tramp_Johnson@reddit (OP)
Thanks.... They already dislike me as a person and as of this morning I am done trying to change that. It's been seven years. It's not going to change. Especially now since I an on the same page now. lol
I love the audio book idea.... Any recommendations?
Tannissar@reddit
Your playing with fire lol. Country folk don't much care about the law after a certain point... and most know how to dispose of carcasses from hunting for decades 🤣
ElCamo267@reddit
Anything you might be interested in actually listening to that would also be 'triggering' for their political views. A lot of public libraries also offer a vast collection of audio books for free.
You can scratch that petty vengeance itch and learn things at the same time.
Or 50 shades of grey read by Gilbert Gottfried
CardinaIRule@reddit
That may be the best worst thing I've ever heard of!
1lapulapu@reddit
The Autobiography of Malcolm X.
Cable-Careless@reddit
Ha. Move to the country, to get away from all the assholes in the city. Just to still be surrounded by assholes. You know what they say, "meet an asshole in the morning, an you met an asshole. If everyone you meet are assholes, maybe you're the asshole."
livdro650@reddit
Put on a political pundit to rival theirs.
Teal-Pumpkin9157@reddit
I love this idea too! Angela Davis, bell hooks, and Frantz Fanon are my favorite but also Audrey Lorde, Patricia Hill Collins, Edward Said, and Mikki Kendall. Also don’t forget Ta Nehisi Coates and his new book!
philos_albatross@reddit
Anything by Judith Butler, Ibrham X Kendi, Ijeoma Oluo
Illuminaughty99@reddit
How about audiobooks…but on shuffle
Vanislebabe@reddit
Handmaids Tale
amberfirex@reddit
Came here to say this lol
wenceslaus@reddit
This is the correct answer
Mariske@reddit
Seconding an audiobook. You can choose what it’s about, maybe a compelling story about a woman who died because of an abortion ban? Or something they can relate to like the entire story of why so many people panic voted for Biden in 2020 yet here we are again?
COOL-80s-MUSIC@reddit
LOL. Triggered.
JohnLef@reddit
Ooh audiobook is great, especially if it's banned in libraries and schools.
_corbae_@reddit
Specifically, play only the Kidz Bop version of Miss Jackson.
Specifically, play only the part in the Kidz.Bop version of Miss Jackson where that kid goes "Me and yo' DOWtaah... got a special thang goin' on"
On a.loop.
GnPQGuTFagzncZwB@reddit
Nature noises or pink noise, like the hiss you get between FM stations as opposed to the communist punk rock band. They are harder to tell from the real noise and some of them make it harder to hold a conversation.
opisgirl@reddit
Cardi B. Obvs.
emmaloobee@reddit
It's Raining Tacos by Parry Gripp. My 7-year-old LOVES this song. It's pure torture every time he tells Alexa to play it.
PeaceandMeow@reddit
Cat flushing the toilet song has a similar effect.
opisgirl@reddit
Wow the flashbacks to being 11 and thinking this guy was the next Weird Al.
🎶Yeah this penguin loves to shop, no he’s never gonna stop, shopping penguin (shopping penguin) shopping penguin (shopping penguin) shopping penguin🎶
🎶She’s a young girl, talkin’ about herself! (SHE KEEPS ON TALKIN’!) She’s a young girl, talkin’ about herself. She’s gonna break your heart, and tell the world about it, she’s gonna break your heart…he was like, she was all, they were like, totally 🎶
etc etc etc man those were stupidly memorable.
CartoonistNo9@reddit
Followed directly by “everything is awesome” for the win.
secondphase@reddit
Oh fuck, that song is real? My 6yo has been singing it for months and I thought she made it up?
afinitie@reddit
real? Certified hood classic since like 2013
devilinblue22@reddit
Omg parry grip songs are an atrocious fucking mess. That would be a beautiful Playlist to annoy people with.
duzersb@reddit
Ha ha, Parry would be delighted to hear that. I am sure he would approve.
Nick-Nora-Asta@reddit
How dare you. Raining Tacos absolutely slaps.
ElCamo267@reddit
I knew I recognized that name. He did the baby monkey pig song. A real blast from the past.
201thStabwound@reddit
Lettuce and shells, cheese and meat…
Tramp_Johnson@reddit (OP)
Maybe you missed the part where I can still hear it with earplugs? lol
emmaloobee@reddit
I thought about that. But...it might be worth it. And hey, you might like the song!
Tramp_Johnson@reddit (OP)
lol thanks....
Secret-Tackle8040@reddit
Fucking banger.
Artistic_Chef1571@reddit
This is the right andwer
aspie_electrician@reddit
Pepper coyote - ain't no cock like horse cock
Dixon Dallas - hey good lookin
baby shark
Gummybear song
Alestorm - fucked with an anchor
Pink guy - STFU
yourefunny@reddit
Slipknot.
wickedlees@reddit
Yes!!!! Or Gwar
Big_Space_Potato@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbnm-0r3suM&ab_channel=MetalBladeRecords
CaptainFlynnsGriffin@reddit
In fact if GWAR is on tour anywhere near you offer to host if they promise to practice on your porch fully decked out.
Big_Space_Potato@reddit
Whats new pussy cat on loop
thegreatbrah@reddit
Check out the song FDT. The hook is FUCK DONALD TRUMP
workitloud@reddit
Go ahead & buy some new tires. You’re gonna need them. Put a sign in your own yard. For Sale.
Pumpkin_Pie@reddit
I support your feelings, but this is going to end badly for you. Come over to my house and we will go out drinking
bt65@reddit
Look at my horse, the 10h loop version on Youtube
NyneHelios@reddit
The answer is rap.
ruthere2024@reddit
Opera. With lots of high soprano.
Icy-Apple-7512@reddit
Proud to be an American Lee Greenwood
Awotwe_Knows_Best@reddit
play some grimy hip-hop. look up Griselda on Spotify and start there
sewbrickette@reddit
Credence Clearwater revival, woody Guthrie,bob dylan, etc
Snookcatcher@reddit
Oprah on audio book.
Neeneehill@reddit
A liberal podcast?
Spacekook_@reddit
The narwal song, I’m a Gummy bear, techno music
DootinAlong@reddit
"No Cock Like Horse Cock"
Immateriumdelirium@reddit
Send those assholes into shock……
milliebun@reddit
Hunter S. Thompson had a recording of a pig being killed by wolves. He used it one time when he pranked Jack Nicholson.
Bobzeub@reddit
Hunter <3
Key-Candle8141@reddit
So your in a out of the way place with aggressive ppl all around you and your looking for ways to antagonize them?
Next were gonna see a post about how big the hole needs to be to hold a guy and his 3 big speakers...
SeaworthinessLoud992@reddit
Get Low -Lil Jon
SeaworthinessLoud992@reddit
Dixon Dallas - Good Lookin'
claud2113@reddit
Fuck the Pain Away by Peaches
COOL-80s-MUSIC@reddit
That Andy Griffith parody/video mashup of FTPA is awesome. "Suckin' on my titties..." 🤣
Sphinxrhythm@reddit
Flight of the Valkyries
Bron_Swanson@reddit
Easy Street- The Collapsable Hearts Club
Corporate-Shaft@reddit
Want to stay respectful? Heres an idea for the party of tolerance, mind your business like your neighbors, and go on with life. Your daily life isn't going to suddenly get worse.
COOL-80s-MUSIC@reddit
Exactly. Take the L like a tolerant Leftie is allegedly supposed to... & just keep on keeping on. LOL
amberfirex@reddit
My Heart Will Go On 🛥️
TerrorVizyn@reddit
I Will Be Heard - Hatebreed
BlackHoleSurf@reddit
Every morning at sun up turn on the song “Stars” by Hum. Starts off really nice and peaceful then goes nuts. My dad usta wake me on summer break with this song to come help him in the yard. Oof
axcl99stang@reddit
BABY SHARK!
Guapplebock@reddit
Oh the poor little liberal pansy is mad they/them are on the wrong side of history. Boo f'ing hoo.
DarkRajiin@reddit
Lol, let's try this. See if it sinks in. Say there is a group of 10 people, 6 of which are utter morons, does that make them correct, simply because there are more? What you said is quite false, and we will see within a year.
triangleofconfusion@reddit
Was my insane political ideology soundly rejected last night?
Hmmm... no, its the majority of voters who are the morons!
Lmao
electricalnoise@reddit
Holy shit the ego. You people need help.
Guapplebock@reddit
Market up 1.9%. Idiots one and all you sanctimonious weirdo.
Animayed@reddit
Drum 'n bass/dubstep song with sacrilegious lyrics, complete with church bell: Subzero Project - Our Church. Caution, if you have a subwoofer, it may cause landslides in your valley. 😱 (Sermon starts around 1:20)
stina13-@reddit
Take a page out of an old John Mulaney joke and play “What’s New Pussycat” on repeat.
astrobrain@reddit
Brown note.
monkeyclaw77@reddit
The entire Chemical Brothers back catalogue should do just fine…..unless your neighbours are into late 90’s/2000’s uk techno & big bear
electricalnoise@reddit
Awwe. Baby's tantrumming because he didn't get his way with the election.
Get over it. See a therapist if you need to. Fuck sake what are you, like 10? "Ill show them" LOL.
be careful with that bullshit. You might push someone until they decide to show YOU.
NotAsuspiciousNamee@reddit
There's a song called "fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus". You're welcome
AlienLiszt@reddit
Muslim call to prayer 5 times a day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_LN0hznp-A
You can google the appropriate times for your city.
Domnomicron@reddit
Wheels on the bus or baby shark on continuous loop!
NurseKaila@reddit
Play Tupac.
BetterthanU4rl@reddit
80's pop and rock. Preferably by female artists. Blondie, Pat Benetar, The Pretenders, Fleetwood Mac and the like. Then throw in some Grace Jones.
MediumFuckinqValue@reddit
Why not a sound effect? Styrofoam squeaking, chalkboard scratching, or the reverse noise of an EV 🤔
heathercs34@reddit
The South Park movie. On a 24 hour loop.
xCurlyxTopx@reddit
24hr loop of lawnmower cutting grass. People will just think you’re cutting grass whenever they go by
Responsible_Bill2332@reddit
Play "The Wall" by Pink Floyd, loud
UncleD1ckhead@reddit
Please update us on what you do OP. the suggestions are hilarious.
AliensFuckedMyCat@reddit
Gantz Graf by Autechre Literally aything by Hanatarash
What's New Pussycat by Tom Jones (but 300 times in a row).
ExplainJane@reddit
Sousa march music. Sounds patriotic, but is best only in small doses. On repeat it's excruciating.
tgodxy@reddit
Any Jesse Wells song. The Olympics is a great choice
dirtymoney@reddit
Rubbin and Tuggin my Nips.
It is an actual song. Find it on youtube
Electrical-Pool5618@reddit
It’s raining tacos. OMG. thanks!!! I’ve never heard of this. 😂
nobody_not_knowing@reddit
Oh dear friend, have you not also heard of The Duck Song? ❣️
NeuroDiUniverse@reddit
Set up a shooting range w tannerite in your back yard.
NeuroDiUniverse@reddit
Safely and legally obviously.
Positive-Baby4061@reddit
Rachel maddow podcasts
Positive-Baby4061@reddit
How about mariachi bands.
friendlyposters@reddit
Not very Buddhist of you 😭😂
HydroGate@reddit
Somebody is going to do a drive by on your porch speakers and I wish them good aim.
FoxtownBlues@reddit
im partial to the entire foo fighters discography on repeat
or 24/7 top gear
ViolentBee@reddit
Shittyflute
fellowcrft@reddit
I don't know.. 12665Hz or 17400Hz.
Make sure the speakers are pointing in the correct direction...
North Korean television streamed from you tube.. You know that angry screaming north Korean granny news person? Yeah that.
NurseSanchez@reddit
Banda
shiroe982725@reddit
Play "Pulse demon" by Merzbow when you want their ears to bleed, "Soundtracks for the blind" by Swans or "Girl with basket of fruit" by xiu xiu when you want them to be scared and if you wanna relax a little bit play "No title as of February 2024, 28340 dead", "lift your skinny fists like antennas up to heaven" and "F#A#∞" all three by Godspeed You! Black Emperor with a very strong political message.
Due-Bad2263@reddit
swans is an awesome suggestion
Gingy-Breadman@reddit
FDT by YG ft Nipsy Hussel.
FDT stands for Fuck Donald Trump, it’s a rap song that yells “fuck Donald trump” a lot. I low key have come to love it
Lotsofkidsathome@reddit
Take a different approach, YMCA so they think, “oh this guy gets it” until it’s been playing non stop for hours.
asherdillo@reddit
Poop Noodle by Wendy Ho
fuzzywuggins@reddit
Thank you. I really needed this today.
JuggaloClud@reddit
The entire See You Next Tuesday discography
Dramatic_View_5340@reddit
100% Snoop Dog’s kids affirmation songs.
fuzzywuggins@reddit
Snoop Dogg’s Doggyland album
THE_TamaDrummer@reddit
Only Death is Real in its entirety by Stray from the Path. Modern day and very relevant anti-establishment and political music.
cyrilly@reddit
Rage Against the Machine
Classic_Aspect5588@reddit
Yelling "Hell no, I won't do what you tell me" from the office every time it loops
FoofieLeGoogoo@reddit
Some of them that work forces…
Either-Membership-50@reddit
ARE THE SAME WHO GET REAL HORSES
Jennifer_Pennifer@reddit
Yes. 💯
Classic_Aspect5588@reddit
I once heard a story of a guy who put $50 into the jukebox with all set on "who let the dogs out." Aparently, a bunch of assholes had shown up, and this was his revenge as he walked out the door.
One_Department4090@reddit
Type O Negative Machine Sex.... I don't think there's any vulgar "language"
baby_sinn@reddit
Some kind of hypno brainwashing guided meditation-like crap.,
hiimwage@reddit
Ram Ranch or the ghetto version of baby shark.
Responsible_Egg_3260@reddit
If you want to play the most obscene shit anyone's ever heard, may I suggest the band "Anal Cunt".
Vanislebabe@reddit
Hide the Hamster by dayglo abortions.
Vanislebabe@reddit
Buffalo Springfield (for what it’s worth) Metallica (king nothing)
nathan8ter@reddit
I am a coconut by coconut hen.
CreepyCoffinCreeper@reddit
Otep- Halt right Badflower- Die
Sure_Comfort_7031@reddit
Yakety Sax on repeat.
secondphase@reddit
Don't look back!
kristi-yamaguccimane@reddit
Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie
Risheil@reddit
I would come visit and bring my bong.
secondphase@reddit
Istanbul (not constantinople) on repeat
pensalivre@reddit
Golimar
catmom81519@reddit
Ram Ranch
pensalivre@reddit
Baby Shark
Happy Tree Friends theme
HuikesLeftArm@reddit
Look into noise music. Consider starting with "Pulse Demon" by Merzbow
Behbista@reddit
Metalachi’s albums
thatcher237@reddit
Opera
Sir_Hildisvini03@reddit
Done this to homeless fucks in the alley way, works well especially when they're on the fetty.
thatcher237@reddit
or Baby Shark
gingimli@reddit
Do they have dogs? Find a dog whistle clip on YouTube and blast away.
katamara@reddit
Play Baby Shark
DootinAlong@reddit
Party Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLLQFLXz6VE
Aldemar_DE@reddit
You won't better the situation by being an outright dick to everyone. How old are you, twelve? Grow up.
if_im_not_back_in_5@reddit
Lazyboy - underwear goes inside the pants
The mosque call to prayer walling
waxthebarrel@reddit
Islamic Call to prayer 5 times a day would get theyre attention for sure
blues_snoo@reddit
Put on a radio of skrillex. Or npr.
Petunia_Pete@reddit
Well at the local gas stations in Oklahoma they blast symphony music to drive the homeless away lol
ChampionOfTheChicken@reddit
FDT by YG featuring Nipsey Hustle they also have FDT 2 that you could play both on loop.
Redpikachu9@reddit
Cbat
the_clash_is_back@reddit
American anthem really loud and on repeat. Your neighbours wont dare stop you.
anonymousjeeper@reddit
Baby shark 12hr loop on YouTube.
bikehikepunk@reddit
Red Fang.
Your welcome!
Dutchboy347@reddit
Rebecca black -Friday
Legi0ndary@reddit
Still waiting for the follow-up track "Saturday"...she was so excited about it it seemed
Dutchboy347@reddit
She did a follow up track lol there is a Saturday there isn't a Sunday just the Bible parody
snakepliskinLA@reddit
Baby Shark on repeat.
apologeticstars@reddit
Ram ranch
archiekane@reddit
Pitchshifter - Stop Talking So Loud
Letters_to_Dionysus@reddit
personally I'm going to just keep my head down to make life as easy as possible in the coming fascist hellscape
Voodoodriver@reddit
Non fiction books on tape would be nice.
SavageCLE@reddit
Yoko ono
RunAgreeable7905@reddit
Really good Australian rock music songs that never made it big in America.
Spin_Me@reddit
Public Image Limited's Order of Death will drive anyone a bit mad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0bk6Hbz0ZU
Jennifer_Pennifer@reddit
Scotland The Brave 🫡 🏴
rmsand@reddit
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
ianb2626@reddit
Warrant - Cherry Pie
Luci_Cooper@reddit
Baby shark
simcowking@reddit
YMCA. Just say it's to show your support because trump loves the song.
SconnieSwampWitch@reddit
The Sound of Music soundtrack
ZookeepergameHour27@reddit
Audiobooks. Maybe start with 50 Shades of grey
Forsaken_Things@reddit
YMCA
CyberGuy1001@reddit
The resonant frequency of glass, or if you’re really evil, the resonant frequency of human eyeballs. Although that last one may lead to a Dyatlov Pass situation, so be careful.
MutedLandscape4648@reddit
Omg, play Bollywood sound tracks.
Healthy-Path-9017@reddit
Avant garde psychedelic black métal
i_am_the_koi@reddit
Lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying ~ bloodhound gang
OGEl_Pombero89@reddit
The loudest most intense hardore porn you can think of. Just imagine your valley filled with the repeated slaps of meat, moans of pleasure, and all the debauchery entailed. Go for broke!
plagueofstars555@reddit
Just be careful.
lynivvinyl@reddit
Diamanda Galas
RunnySpoon@reddit
Bagpipe music
Cloud_Striker@reddit
Baby Shark
Eastern-Astronomer-6@reddit
Putting on the ritz by taco on repeat
occupyreddit@reddit
TOOL
emergency-snaccs@reddit
a torture worse than death
Secret-Tackle8040@reddit
Look up a "sine sweep"
AwwAnl-4355@reddit
Fine, Fine, Fine, Very Good Very Good