ULPT: What do I blast from my porch from sunup to sundown?

Posted by Tramp_Johnson@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 212 comments

I live in a rural, mountainous part of the country. All my neighbors are aggressive, anti-social and I am surrounded by political signs. I also live in a valley so even a normal conversation can be heard and understood from MANY of my neighbors even though we're quite spread out.

After our election I've kind of had it and I am in full protest mode. Right now I have three very large speakers on my front porch blasting cello music so loud I could hear it loud and clear a half mile down the road and while in my office even when I have earplugs in.

Got me thinking... What else could I blast in silently loud protest? If I stay within playing this only from sunup to 10pm there's not much the law can do here. I want to stay respectful in that I don't want any cursing but I am considering a kind of forced education or mindset. Or... I just want to make their lives a living hell.... Haven't decided which? Help me.