Anon should be lobotomized

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Beautiful_Issue308@reddit

The state of degeneracy in this subreddit never ceases to amaze me

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Thin-Concentrate5477@reddit

I was an innocent young man. I thought ASMR was about stuff like kinetic sand and bubble wrap. At most pickle eating sounds.

After I fell into that hole I found out about all types of perverted ASMR, like hairy women body hair routine ASMR, hood dealer ASMR and fat middle aged man sucking a lollipop ASMR.

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FellatedFascinus@reddit

Eh, Dr Phil in the woods ASMR is better imo:

https://youtu.be/zXHpAena2Fo

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SatisfactionOdd9331@reddit

mf how do you even know all that. Where do you even FIND something this perverted without spending hours listening to it???

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Thin-Concentrate5477@reddit

Idk I think the algorithm cross referenced my interests in ASMR, conspiracy theories, cop videos in the ghetto and body horror and started sending me these recommendations.

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SatisfactionOdd9331@reddit

honestly a mixture of all of that sounds like the audible version of crack

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Shadarbiter@reddit

what.

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Thin-Concentrate5477@reddit

This: https://youtu.be/2ALAQg1eMWY?feature=shared

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LaZerNor@reddit

Motherless cognition

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jasonfortys@reddit

Anon has two dads those weren’t nipples he was sucking

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fr3nzy821@reddit

hard as diamonds

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MentalRise8703@reddit

Diamonds are forever

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TheOnlyGuyInSpace21@reddit

diamond is unbreakable

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djilatyn@reddit

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

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Jmgler@reddit

They are all I need to please me

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-imivan-@reddit

Dame didn't know Jordan Peterson is on 4chan

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sillaf27@reddit

To Anons credit, he expressed immediate remorse and disgust at his actions.

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NuclearWinter_101@reddit

sigh I’ve never had an original experience

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Abject-Western7594@reddit

Don’t ruin this amazing morning for me.

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The_King_7067@reddit

Going on this sub (or on Reddit tbh) on an amazing morning is on you tbh

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YomiUnleashed@reddit

We are witnessing truly cosmic levels of cope. I think this is worse than 2016. At least they had Bernie to believe in back then.

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NuclearWinter_101@reddit

Copium dealers are making a killing. Just saw one drive of the lot with a brand new car.

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Ma_Bowls@reddit

You ruined it yourself by coming onto this sub.

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WintersbaneGDX@reddit

Mommy Succubus video

has Oedpius nightmare

What did Anon think was going to happen? "HEY VULPES! Bring one of those crosses over here!

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NuclearWinter_101@reddit

Nightmare? Thats a dream bro

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Total-Cabinet5845@reddit

Degenerate like him belongs to the cross

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Prestigious_Place_64@reddit

ON THE CROSS! Only young boys belong to the cross

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ExuDeku@reddit

Not even the NCR and Vegas wont touch him

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Necroluster@reddit

Even Caesar would say: "Fuck crucifixion, this calls for Poena Cullei."

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RunInRunOn@reddit

Who is Anon praying to? Which god would hear him out after watching him live out the events of this greentext?

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RedditPersonNo1987@reddit

the events of a dream which one could not control should not be held against the person who had it imo

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MrPopanz@reddit

Wrong, the mind belongs to the lord and bad dreams are sinful spiritual herolds of the Brezelbub himself.

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RunInRunOn@reddit

Fair, but he chose to watch mommy succubus ASMR before going to sleep. That part was all him

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PhantomCruze@reddit

I can't believe anyone kept reading after succubus and validation mentioned in the same sentence

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vyrnius@reddit

ok, why is no one wondering that there are "succubus mommy"-whatever? is that really a thing?

those two words should never be used in the same sentence.

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zw1ck@reddit

Probably hundreds of audio recordings of this on every major porn site.

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0Lukke0@reddit

gotta tell you something, boy

*takes a chug

it's pretty good

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