I can still feel the free play of the handle that you could pull for about an inch. But when you bought a pack, it was nearly Pavlovian the satisfaction of that handle pulling all the way out with a mechanical “ca-chunk” and the pack dropping into the tray.
People also forget that nearly every store or restaurant you went to gave away packs of matches with their logo on the flap. I remember seeing fishbowls of packs and people collecting them like trading cards.
Like, there were three or four of these at the bowling alley my dad’s work had their league nights. He had stopped smoking by the time I was seven, but sooooo many of his coworkers could give any one of us kids money to go get them a pack of smokes. I never had ANYONE stop me unless it was to give me MORE money to get them a pack, too 😂
As were ashtrays and a veil of smoke everywhere you’d go. Especially restaurants. Things did look dingier in the early 80s—-then it changed dramatically by the early 90s.
Growing up, there were three places in town that kids could get cigarettes. One was Byers' gas station; they carded nobody. Second was the bowling alley; cigarette machine. Third was the pool hall; cigarette machine. Byers got caught by excise cops (Indiana), then the bowling alley put the cigarettes behind the counter. The last stop was the pool hall. Then one day, a kid named "Brad" got caught with cigarettes by his mom. "Brad" squealed like the pig that he was and told her he got them at the pool hall. His mom went to the pool hall and to the mayor. The pool hall was lost. Brad was outcasted from society. Last I heard of him, he had moved to go live with his dad in 1994.
For us it was, three places, too. A place that ended up getting busted for actual drugs, a machine at the trade school that lasted until something like the year 2000, and a really really really REALLY old dude that ran a convenience store that basically only survived on minors buying cigarettes.
And that was in order of preference. You really only bought them from the old guy if you couldn't get them elsewhere or weren't picky about what you smoked. You might ask for marlboro reds, but what you were getting was a random box of red cigarettes because he was 90% blind. Lights? You were getting a white box. Menthols? Green box. The only exception was if you wanted Camel unfiltered that no one wanted. He knew exactly where those were because the dude had smoked like a carton a day for 40 years and somehow didn't die from turbo-cancer.
Lol...in my childhood neck of the woods in South Jersey, these supposedly were run by the mob! Not just cigarette machines, but all coin operated vending machines and pinball/early video games. It was one of their last big rackets.
Growing up in Germany Kids could get cigarettes pretty much anywhere. Kiosks never cared for your ID, not even the one next to my school. Gas stations also didn’t care, only grocery stores sometimes asked for your ID. But that didn’t matter anyway, there were machines at every other street corner and they didn’t have an age verification back then. Kids didn’t even have to buy from these machines secretly since it was absolutely normal for parents to send their 8-year old to the nearest machine or kiosk to get them cigarettes. Seeing minors buying cigarettes was no big deal at all. All we had to take care of was not being seen by anyone who knew our parents.
And let’s be honest, it wasn’t a big difference if you actively smoked or not. People smoked everywhere anyways.
Bought a pack from a vending machine and went out in the woods to smoke with my friends. Literally turned green with nausea and didn’t touch tobacco again!
Yeah they were right next to the video games at the bowling alley. $1.75 for Marlboro reds. We’d smoke and play mortal combat and no adults even seemed to notice.
My friend smoked in high-school at 16 and would get packs from the one in the bowling alley entryway when the local convenience store guy was having to ID. Otherwise it was, "Under 18 put in pocket," policy at the Magick Market.
There was one near the entrance of a weird old back alley "Working men's club" on my route to school. But the entrance was a corridor with no line of sight to the bar unless the guy was right at the very edge.
So, of course, we local kids used to take our chances all the time (when we had the money) - usually successfully. Sometimes someone would get caught and have to abandon the money already inserted, if any.
A successful run meant great profit as you could then sell the individual fags one or two per customer to a greater number of customers at a heinous black market markup. A ten-pack of fags would pay for itself plus a good haul of snacks easily - and even if you didn't sell them all you could just sell enough to pay for the next pack and smoke the rest yourself for free.
School was great for this sort of thing. Contraband and smuggling - felt a bit like prison (which is where a lot of the dickheads from my school did indeed end up).
There was also just the right amount of walking time from there to the main road (where you ran the risk of the wrong people spotting you) to finish a crafty one on the way to school at a leisurely pace as though it was perfectly legit for 11-year-olds to be savouring the old coffin nails in public.
Kinda helped you feel a bit warmer in the rain, as well. Thankfully never really got into it as an adult, except that everyone enjoyed a couple when out drinking (until the ban in pubs). Was only mildly keen as a kid, it was much more the illicit nature of the thing that I enjoyed, and I rarely had spare cash anyway.
Fun fact! The laundry room of my apartment complex had one of these as recently as 2012! Don't think it had been restocked in years, however. I think whatever vending company ran went out of business and the landlord didn't think it was worth the effort to haul it out.
Late 90s was the last time I saw one. Was suspended from school and my parents drug me with them car shopping and there was one in a dealership right by the drink and snack machine
I don’t know about where you grew up, but where I did (Texas, Louisiana) cigarettes were not behind a counter in the grocery store. They could “easily” be shoplifted by a motivated minor. I say easily because it was just as easy as anything else. I have a theory that the tobacco companies actually lobbied for their products to be easily accessible to shoppers. A stolen pack of cigarettes by a child is an investment towards a future customer. Same with the machines. I remember in high school we all knew about this one certain restaurant that had a machine in their foyer. You could just run in and buy them and no one would ever know.
Anyone got a story from later than 2005? I worked at the Ritz Carlton New Orleans. In the 3rd floor back hallway (employee hall behind the courtyard), there was a machine up until Katrina, in 2005).
I was at an art store where this has been converted into an art vending machine. It was $5 and you got an original piece of art that was on a block about the size of a pack of cigarettes
I haven’t smoked in 30 years, but these are all over the place in Europe. Was having beers in a bar in Mannheim last week and it was hard to not shove €10 in and go back in time…
The fuckn bowling alley bro, it was always like a dank 70's vibe in there and the smoke lingered in the carpeted walls. Pinball was cool too, and they had great nachos.
There was one store in town that depending on who was working would sell us smokes but the backup plan was always the cigarette machine in the basement of the holiday inn downtown. They cost a little more but it was a sure thing. The amount of times I accidentally got camel non filters instead of camel filters is embarrassing. One time we took the filters from some misty ultralight 100s and taped them unto our camel shorts to try to make the best of the situation.
They used to stock cartons of cigarettes out on store shelves. I had friends that would regularly shove a whole carton down the front of their pasta and walk out. Some of them repeatedly went to Walmart, filled a shopping cart with cigarettes and rolled it out and emergency exit.
But what's really fucked up about it is that the tobacco companies wanted it that way. They wanted kids to be able to steal cigarettes. Having the rebel kids smoking was good for business.
I actually did pay like 7 bucks for a pack of Camel blue from one of these, not long ago. Dumb ass mistake. Those things are from the devil. Circa, 2019. Atlanta, GA, Johnny’s Hideaway.
The one i could hit for smokes while underage was at a Red Roof Inn lobby... in and out as quick as possible. The others were mostly at bowling alleys and were monitored.
This is how I got started at 18. I was in a work program with the Texas School for the Blind, living there, but working at the Department of Health a few blocks away. Across the street was a learning center for older adults, and they had a huge cigarette machine right on the corner for anyone walking by. I fell asleep sorting mail a few times, so I picked up smoking! Still going 31 years later...
The gratification of feeling the lever go all the way back and hearing the pack slide to the front of the machine, especially when maybe I wasn’t supposed to be buying them yet.
I went into the break room at Tex-Ark Joist co. in Hope Ark. one evening in 1977 to find that some mf had turned over the cigarette machine, had taken a knife and cut the little part of every cigarette pack that shows that they exist and swiped like 3 cigarettes out of every pack. And killed the hopes of every guy on the 2nd shift. 🙁
blakeley@reddit
As a kid pulling those knobs like a broken pinball machine.
mistermatth@reddit
I used to do that and then one day I got a pack. I was like 10 I thought I won a prize lol
ActiveImportance4196@reddit
I think what we're missing here is that we all went to the bars with our parents at a young age... Couldn't do that nowadays.
mistermatth@reddit
I did but this instance actually happened at a Shoney’s.
Cool_Dark_Place@reddit
Yeah, these were real common in a lot of regular restaurants, too. I remember one of my local pizza places having one as a kid.
ruthless_techie@reddit
Bowling alley for me.
Fahlulah@reddit
Ours still has one that works!
ThirdWorldOrder@reddit
I remember the one at my elementary school
WholeLog24@reddit
Denny's around here still had them into the early aughts.
Retroencabulatr@reddit
We can’t? I see people bringing kids and even babies into bars all the time.
ActiveImportance4196@reddit
Maybe we can 🤷🏽♂️
Issis_P@reddit
They had them in the restaurants in my area. Usually in the hallway leading to the bathrooms making g it that much easier.
gvsteve@reddit
They had these at the supermarket, not far from the gumball machines
Mindless_Shelter_895@reddit
They used to use these on chimps and gorillas in Psyc labs. They'd crank them up to give a small reward at 100,000 pulls, maybe a banana at 200,000.
mistermatth@reddit
So like retired people and slot machines?
Stayvein@reddit
I can still feel the free play of the handle that you could pull for about an inch. But when you bought a pack, it was nearly Pavlovian the satisfaction of that handle pulling all the way out with a mechanical “ca-chunk” and the pack dropping into the tray.
People also forget that nearly every store or restaurant you went to gave away packs of matches with their logo on the flap. I remember seeing fishbowls of packs and people collecting them like trading cards.
And occasionally house fires.
bikemandan@reddit
This must be a universal truth. If you were a kid, you played with these knobs
sticky_applesauce07@reddit
What? That's what I was going to say.
BlackPhoenix1981@reddit
Holy cow! I remember those at the bowling alley when I was a kid!
katsuko78@reddit
Like, there were three or four of these at the bowling alley my dad’s work had their league nights. He had stopped smoking by the time I was seven, but sooooo many of his coworkers could give any one of us kids money to go get them a pack of smokes. I never had ANYONE stop me unless it was to give me MORE money to get them a pack, too 😂
FriarTurk@reddit
The older I get, the more I miss smoking…
Kaceybeth@reddit
Sometimes I'll br behind a smoker in line at the post office or whatever and I lean in for a lingering sniff like a grade-A creeper, lol
FriarTurk@reddit
I swing by the smoking area at work just for the smell.
New-Anacansintta@reddit
As were ashtrays and a veil of smoke everywhere you’d go. Especially restaurants. Things did look dingier in the early 80s—-then it changed dramatically by the early 90s.
tauisgod@reddit
There's one in Cosmo in Vegas on the 2nd level entrance by the chandelier
New-Anacansintta@reddit
I bought a little piece of art from that one!
sed2017@reddit
Reminds me of Dennys
Kaceybeth@reddit
Sometimes I think I spent all of high school in the smoking section of a Denny's lol
GuiltyPiglet5882@reddit
Growing up, there were three places in town that kids could get cigarettes. One was Byers' gas station; they carded nobody. Second was the bowling alley; cigarette machine. Third was the pool hall; cigarette machine. Byers got caught by excise cops (Indiana), then the bowling alley put the cigarettes behind the counter. The last stop was the pool hall. Then one day, a kid named "Brad" got caught with cigarettes by his mom. "Brad" squealed like the pig that he was and told her he got them at the pool hall. His mom went to the pool hall and to the mayor. The pool hall was lost. Brad was outcasted from society. Last I heard of him, he had moved to go live with his dad in 1994.
Kaceybeth@reddit
Fuck Brad fr lol
Henchforhire@reddit
Ours was for a short time Motel my mother sent me to get a few packs change left over for snacks.
Seldarin@reddit
For us it was, three places, too. A place that ended up getting busted for actual drugs, a machine at the trade school that lasted until something like the year 2000, and a really really really REALLY old dude that ran a convenience store that basically only survived on minors buying cigarettes.
And that was in order of preference. You really only bought them from the old guy if you couldn't get them elsewhere or weren't picky about what you smoked. You might ask for marlboro reds, but what you were getting was a random box of red cigarettes because he was 90% blind. Lights? You were getting a white box. Menthols? Green box. The only exception was if you wanted Camel unfiltered that no one wanted. He knew exactly where those were because the dude had smoked like a carton a day for 40 years and somehow didn't die from turbo-cancer.
ouijahead@reddit
Legend has it Brad brought down the mafia by flipping on his friends when he got pinched.
Cool_Dark_Place@reddit
Lol...in my childhood neck of the woods in South Jersey, these supposedly were run by the mob! Not just cigarette machines, but all coin operated vending machines and pinball/early video games. It was one of their last big rackets.
Kinc4id@reddit
Growing up in Germany Kids could get cigarettes pretty much anywhere. Kiosks never cared for your ID, not even the one next to my school. Gas stations also didn’t care, only grocery stores sometimes asked for your ID. But that didn’t matter anyway, there were machines at every other street corner and they didn’t have an age verification back then. Kids didn’t even have to buy from these machines secretly since it was absolutely normal for parents to send their 8-year old to the nearest machine or kiosk to get them cigarettes. Seeing minors buying cigarettes was no big deal at all. All we had to take care of was not being seen by anyone who knew our parents.
And let’s be honest, it wasn’t a big difference if you actively smoked or not. People smoked everywhere anyways.
Jcbowden10@reddit
I know at least a couple bars that still have these
ElectricSnowBunny@reddit
at my regular bar
Yeah I'm drinking at the bar at 3pm, just woke up today and said fuck going to work, daydrinking sounds like a good idea today.
General-Carob-6087@reddit
These are still all over bars in Texas.
MonkeyBred@reddit
Saw this one last night
terriblystupidjoke@reddit
Casino? Strip club?
MonkeyBred@reddit
Basic dive bar in Dallas proper.
machomansavage666@reddit
Thanks for your patronage- The management
ouijahead@reddit
11 dollars for cigarettes? Is that good or bad . 2 dollars in 1996
Alijony@reddit
American spirit like $17 a pack? 😂
Square-Tangerine-784@reddit
Bought a pack from a vending machine and went out in the woods to smoke with my friends. Literally turned green with nausea and didn’t touch tobacco again!
Generny2001@reddit
I have distinct memories of my friends and my parents sending us down the street to the corner deli with a small list of things they needed.
Cigarettes were always on the list. My mom liked Merritt 100’s and my friend’s mom liked Parliament.
We’d give the list to whoever was at the counter and they’d put it all together for us, including the cigarettes.
Different times.
xmadjesterx@reddit
My older sister made me keep watch while she made her purchases
BigChief302@reddit
And I've smoked for 25 years since then. Damnit.
idleat1100@reddit
Yeah they were right next to the video games at the bowling alley. $1.75 for Marlboro reds. We’d smoke and play mortal combat and no adults even seemed to notice.
Tom_Slick_Racer@reddit
The attitude was, well if they are doing it where I can see them they are safe.
xnef1025@reddit
My friend smoked in high-school at 16 and would get packs from the one in the bowling alley entryway when the local convenience store guy was having to ID. Otherwise it was, "Under 18 put in pocket," policy at the Magick Market.
SatansFriendlyCat@reddit
There was one near the entrance of a weird old back alley "Working men's club" on my route to school. But the entrance was a corridor with no line of sight to the bar unless the guy was right at the very edge.
So, of course, we local kids used to take our chances all the time (when we had the money) - usually successfully. Sometimes someone would get caught and have to abandon the money already inserted, if any.
A successful run meant great profit as you could then sell the individual fags one or two per customer to a greater number of customers at a heinous black market markup. A ten-pack of fags would pay for itself plus a good haul of snacks easily - and even if you didn't sell them all you could just sell enough to pay for the next pack and smoke the rest yourself for free.
School was great for this sort of thing. Contraband and smuggling - felt a bit like prison (which is where a lot of the dickheads from my school did indeed end up).
There was also just the right amount of walking time from there to the main road (where you ran the risk of the wrong people spotting you) to finish a crafty one on the way to school at a leisurely pace as though it was perfectly legit for 11-year-olds to be savouring the old coffin nails in public.
Kinda helped you feel a bit warmer in the rain, as well. Thankfully never really got into it as an adult, except that everyone enjoyed a couple when out drinking (until the ban in pubs). Was only mildly keen as a kid, it was much more the illicit nature of the thing that I enjoyed, and I rarely had spare cash anyway.
Amy_Macadamia@reddit
I was in Spain last month. Modern cigarette machines in all the bars!
WholeLog24@reddit
Fun fact! The laundry room of my apartment complex had one of these as recently as 2012! Don't think it had been restocked in years, however. I think whatever vending company ran went out of business and the landlord didn't think it was worth the effort to haul it out.
Willing_Actuary_4198@reddit
Late 90s was the last time I saw one. Was suspended from school and my parents drug me with them car shopping and there was one in a dealership right by the drink and snack machine
ChillyTaco259@reddit
Lucky Strike non-filters for 8 quarters at the bowling alley
Avasia1717@reddit
this picture smells like my town's bowling alley
Glockout22@reddit
I have one in mint condition in my garage anyone want to buy it
changrbanger@reddit
I could use one right now
ken830@reddit
Never saw these growing up in San Francisco. But we didn't really go out.
First_Joke_5617@reddit
They have fancy futuristic ones in Asia that can verify age.
AgentJR3@reddit
Easiest way for underage people to get their smokes. Amazing times…
ouijahead@reddit
I don’t know about where you grew up, but where I did (Texas, Louisiana) cigarettes were not behind a counter in the grocery store. They could “easily” be shoplifted by a motivated minor. I say easily because it was just as easy as anything else. I have a theory that the tobacco companies actually lobbied for their products to be easily accessible to shoppers. A stolen pack of cigarettes by a child is an investment towards a future customer. Same with the machines. I remember in high school we all knew about this one certain restaurant that had a machine in their foyer. You could just run in and buy them and no one would ever know.
jessek@reddit
That was how it was in Colorado until the laws changed in the 90s. I remember grocery stores had them out for the taking.
e-luddite@reddit
Guy in NC refurbishes them to vend ti y works of art in North Carolina for $5!
https://www.vendinglocator.com/blog/art-o-mat-locations
Entropy907@reddit
So many good dive bar memories (until the next morning…)
Top-Reference-1938@reddit
Anyone got a story from later than 2005? I worked at the Ritz Carlton New Orleans. In the 3rd floor back hallway (employee hall behind the courtyard), there was a machine up until Katrina, in 2005).
OskeyBug@reddit
The one at the golf course had free matches.
jessek@reddit
I was fascinated by them as a kid. The knobs looked fun to pull.
ActiveImportance4196@reddit
Something about this machine was so satisfying even though every pack you got was stale as could be.
GlitteryFab@reddit
I remember one at the Dennys in Salinas, CA as a kid.
smartypants333@reddit
I was at an art store where this has been converted into an art vending machine. It was $5 and you got an original piece of art that was on a block about the size of a pack of cigarettes
OohBeesIhateEm@reddit
My local Dunkin’ Donuts had one for the longest time
soopirV@reddit
I haven’t smoked in 30 years, but these are all over the place in Europe. Was having beers in a bar in Mannheim last week and it was hard to not shove €10 in and go back in time…
AliveInIllinois@reddit
I remember the one at the bowling alley.
Royal_Arcade@reddit
They used to have one of these in the breezeway of a restaurant in my town and we would get them there at like 15-16.
Soundwave234@reddit
Waffle house had them next to the jukebox
Logitechno_@reddit
The fuckn bowling alley bro, it was always like a dank 70's vibe in there and the smoke lingered in the carpeted walls. Pinball was cool too, and they had great nachos.
9fingerjeff@reddit
There was one store in town that depending on who was working would sell us smokes but the backup plan was always the cigarette machine in the basement of the holiday inn downtown. They cost a little more but it was a sure thing. The amount of times I accidentally got camel non filters instead of camel filters is embarrassing. One time we took the filters from some misty ultralight 100s and taped them unto our camel shorts to try to make the best of the situation.
sator-2D-rotas@reddit
I still remember getting my dad his cigarettes from these in the early nineties.
KitchenBomber@reddit
They used to stock cartons of cigarettes out on store shelves. I had friends that would regularly shove a whole carton down the front of their pasta and walk out. Some of them repeatedly went to Walmart, filled a shopping cart with cigarettes and rolled it out and emergency exit.
But what's really fucked up about it is that the tobacco companies wanted it that way. They wanted kids to be able to steal cigarettes. Having the rebel kids smoking was good for business.
Ordinary_Aioli_7602@reddit
Black Eyed Pea!
4score-7@reddit
I actually did pay like 7 bucks for a pack of Camel blue from one of these, not long ago. Dumb ass mistake. Those things are from the devil. Circa, 2019. Atlanta, GA, Johnny’s Hideaway.
Illustrious-Row-2848@reddit
Still have these in Japan
Revolutionary-Ad3648@reddit
The one i could hit for smokes while underage was at a Red Roof Inn lobby... in and out as quick as possible. The others were mostly at bowling alleys and were monitored.
Mobile-Boss-8566@reddit
There’s one of these in a bar way out in the sticks and they still use it. It takes a lot more quarters today though!
iheartbaconsalt@reddit
This is how I got started at 18. I was in a work program with the Texas School for the Blind, living there, but working at the Department of Health a few blocks away. Across the street was a learning center for older adults, and they had a huge cigarette machine right on the corner for anyone walking by. I fell asleep sorting mail a few times, so I picked up smoking! Still going 31 years later...
concretecat@reddit
Yeah there was one at the curling rink and the hockey rink.
Pastel_Phoenix_106@reddit
There's a plaque commemorating the guy who invented the first cigarette vending machine a block from my job in Winston-Salem.
William Cyrus Briggs
spazzy4242@reddit
The gratification of feeling the lever go all the way back and hearing the pack slide to the front of the machine, especially when maybe I wasn’t supposed to be buying them yet.
Mindless_Shelter_895@reddit
I went into the break room at Tex-Ark Joist co. in Hope Ark. one evening in 1977 to find that some mf had turned over the cigarette machine, had taken a knife and cut the little part of every cigarette pack that shows that they exist and swiped like 3 cigarettes out of every pack. And killed the hopes of every guy on the 2nd shift. 🙁
cocobear13@reddit
Only see them at casinos nowadays
Spider-1205@reddit
Most notably at the billiards spot or the bolling alley
copenhagen_bandit@reddit
I kinda want one for my house, eventhough I don't smoke. ya'know nostalgia sake
Reasonable-Wave8093@reddit
this screams “kid in a bar on the way to the track”
nikkesen@reddit
I feel like they were everywhere the just one day vanished.
ethan__l2@reddit
Burnin smoke in the old times.
pterodactylize@reddit
There used to be one in every Shoney’s in America 😢
Mediocre-Victory-565@reddit
OMG, asking the bartender/cashier for quarters! Make sure you check the little window to see if there are actually in stock, lmao
mr_spackles@reddit
Miss these
DBLshotDan@reddit
I remember these as a little kid and then they disappeared real fast before the 90s
Beliliou74@reddit
Last time I saw these was at a bar in Liverpool 2005
HollyCalamity@reddit
I definitely had a specific preferred spot