Tomato sandwiches are good, but I still wish my lunch meat wasn't spoiled.
Posted by I_might_be_weasel@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 23 comments
Smellerisdafeller@reddit
judioverde@reddit
That's not shitty!
Smellerisdafeller@reddit
judioverde@reddit
It isn't shitty enough to be here I say! The Larry David sandwich though...
MalnoureshedRodent@reddit
As a raw tomato hater, I always feel like REALLY I’m missing out when I see pics like this. Unironically looks delicious but if I had to eat it I would cry
dodofishman@reddit
I hated raw tomato till I ate a properly ripe homegrown one, it wasn't slimy and had soooo much flavor. I get it if you just dont like em though
Sirenn@reddit
Slimy tomato..? That's not the norm for a tomato. Normal tomatoes are juicy and has a slight crunch to it, they're not supposed to be slimy at all
dodofishman@reddit
It depends on a variety of factors but lol we both know the seeds can be slimy
MyNameIsSkittles@reddit
There are certain tomatoes you can buy where it's easy to cut the seeds out and just eat the "meat" of it. Like Roma tomatoes
dodofishman@reddit
I looove beefsteak tomatoes!
Snowf1ake222@reddit
I feel the same way about seafood.
Professional-Act-239@reddit
To me the best part of of a sub sandwich is the end of it where there’s no meat and only the tomato and veggies and mayonnaise with the bread
Healthy_Broccoli1927@reddit
Being a southerner I can only approve of your tomato sandwich, love them with Salt and pepper and mayo
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
Yep. That's how I do them. And the bread has to be toasted or it doesn't work.
FrostedBloom67@reddit
What happened to the meat? How it got spoiled?
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
Let's just say it got a little too heavily seasoned with time.
elspotto@reddit
Dude, you misread the instructions. You were supposed to use thyme, not time. Easy mistake.
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
You have thoroughly eviscerated my wordplay. Bravo.
FrostedBloom67@reddit
rest in peace then...
CalendarThis6580@reddit
I find lightly toasting bread key for making a good tomato sandwich, helps prevent everything from getting soggy too quickly and with some mayonnaise and salt and pepper the tomatoes
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
Totally agreed. That bun was toasted.
CalendarThis6580@reddit
Well then, it’s not shitty, sounds like a banger to me. But if you’re expecting meat with it and it’s bad, can be disappointing.
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