Found this on Facebook. I present to you: "The Deviled Egg Burger"

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Ill-Entertainer-6087@reddit

Stoner Gym bro, Most hardcore stoners can’t put down a full meal

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planetalletron@reddit

My edible is kicking in and I’m like “10/10 would smash”

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gypsycookie1015@reddit

But like, and hear me out... with breakfast sausage patties. 🤤

Fuck! Now I gotta do it!

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That was my thought. Hard boil the egg and take the yoke out and put a tiny half sausage ball in the hole and then put a light coat of deviled egg yoke on top and this might actually be awesome. I do a sort of reverse with that already for parties where I do a deviled egg and put saracha in the yoke mix for spice and then cover with a small piece of smoked salmon and people love them.

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Historical-Ad-9003@reddit

Idk how the filling would go with the sausage. Don't put mustard in the filling add some bacon pieces. Also CHEEESE

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gypsycookie1015@reddit

For you maybe!! I love mustard on sausage!! Dip my sausage biscuits in them sometimes!!

And yes to the bacon! I've always added bacon and green onion to my deviled eggs. Always a hit. 🤤

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Nivroeg@reddit

Or add crumbled sausage into the yolk mixture breakfast deviled eggs, no need to “sandwich” them

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bluedicaa@reddit

And an English muffin

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Historical-Ad-9003@reddit

Idk how the deviled egg filling would go with the sausage. Maybe if you don't put mustard in it and maybe throw bacon pieced in it. Also CHEESE

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AwkwardInmate@reddit

That's some proteins.

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Baggieofweed@reddit

This is too much, that person is either obese or jacked

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Voi_Quincy@reddit

Or on the opposite side, super skinny, and unlucky enough to have an extremely fast metabolism to where I could eat 5 of those as a snack and still lose weight...

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Sarzy100@reddit

"Unlucky." I do not think this word means what you think it means.

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Voi_Quincy@reddit

Well, my problems are that; it gets extremely expensive especially when I'm not too financially stable in the first place.

I burn 1 pound every 8 hours, and that's doing nothing but laying in bed. Making me have to eat every 2 hours just to maintain my weight.

I don't even like eating I find it annoying and a waste of time, unless it's one of my few favorite foods.

I mean I guess it's a curse and a blessing. I do like being skinny I just want a bit more muscle.

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riverseeker13@reddit

3500 calories every 8 hours?? That’s crazy!!!

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Voi_Quincy@reddit

Well this is what I know, I weigh myself same time every morning, one day I wasn't feeling too good and didn't eat anything for the day, weighed myself the next day was 3 pounds less.

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2precious2@reddit

Google water weight.

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Dangerous_Finger4678@reddit

I have the same problem it's infuriating. The ONLY way I gained weight was on a medication I used to take and now that I'm on another I'm losing all of that lol. And then, living as a student I feel like I go through my entire groceries, and if I get stoned....ah :(

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AzureMountains@reddit

Believe me, it’s more of a blessing than a curse. I’m on the other end of that spectrum and I have to fight so hard to lose a few lbs.

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casey12297@reddit

Weight in either direction is lucky or unlucky depending on person. Not being able to gain weight sucks, not being able to lose weight sucks

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studioramekin@reddit

Having too fast a metabolism is just as bad as obesity, it's just a different set of problems.

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ThePennedKitten@reddit

Yeah, you are skinny because of your eating habits. Not because of your “fast” metabolism. This thread is showing people still have no clue about calories. You eat a low calorie diet and think it’s high calorie for some reason.

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Voi_Quincy@reddit

Yea because you know how I eat

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HubbaMaBubba@reddit

Track your calories

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The_real_bandito@reddit

Or both.

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Cyynric@reddit

Net necessarily. I'm on a high protein diet due to a wretched double team of diabetes and ulcerative colitis, and I'm a normal weight. I was obese for most of my life but was finally able to get down to a healthy weight.

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iamsheph@reddit

I had colitis as a preteen and had my colon removed at 16. I couldn't have imagined anything else coupled with it at the time.

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wolfgang784@reddit

I had colitis, e-coli, and salmonella all at the same time. That was a blast. Only saving grace was that it was not the repetitive ulcerative colitis. Ive never had it again since.

Doctors couldn't diagnose me properly because nobody expected a trifecta like that, and they were looking for a single cause.

Took over 2.5 months to get a diagnosis. I lost 1/3rd of my body weight in that time. Ate 1 small size can of low sodium plain chicken noodle soup around 3am each morning (pain kept me from sleeping much) and that was my only food for the day, and did that for the whole time. Couldn't handle more food than that.

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curiouspuss@reddit

I'm 7 months pregnant and this looks amazing. Gimme.

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erminefurs@reddit

Congrats on the health bro

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Fun-Profile3707@reddit

As someone who is going from the former, and well on my way to the latter, this is by far my new favorite dinner.

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Baggieofweed@reddit

Haha fair, the skinny sickly comments are understandable the rest are just mad for no reason lol

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Dangerous_Finger4678@reddit

Not really I've known some skinny people who've eaten like this to TRY to put on weight with no sucess. Depends on genetics, and how much. May give wild acne though.

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Dionyzoz@reddit

yeah they were either clueless or didnt want to put on weight at all, proteins is a terrible way to do that since you just feel full faster.

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CaolTheRogue@reddit

Well this is pretty low calorie and fits into multiple cutting diets. Sounds like your skinny people don't know what they're doing. If they had a massive overage in calories with protein as a focus, then maybe they'd bulk up. But most skinnies have no idea how to hulk up.

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Bruschetta003@reddit

It really isn't, some of yall think that if there is not salad on the side then it's bad for your health

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Vashtandfurious@reddit

people who arent doctors shouldnt pretend to know anything about what is or isnt healthy

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Baggieofweed@reddit

You clearly never counted calories/macros no need to be a doctor

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Vashtandfurious@reddit

1 egg and one burger isnt the end of the world cry a river online see wtf i care

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MassiveTelevision387@reddit

A lot of people eat like this every day

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MattAttack1258@reddit

Jacked maybe, but with all that protein it'd be really hard to eat a lot of them without getting full fast

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Jonkinch@reddit

This is less than a fried egg on a burger. Those aren’t giant eggs, they’re small patties.

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xblackdemonx@reddit

Or keto

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Xikkiwikk@reddit

That’s some serious devil spawn farts later.

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DirtNapDealing@reddit

That’s some serious ass gas

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MetalJoe0@reddit

Looks like an inside out scotch egg.

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MilleAlwaysReady@reddit

I want this.

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kelseydaniels@reddit

I would 100% slam a small plate of those bad boys.

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The_real_bandito@reddit

Take that off the plate and toss it straight to a trash bin. You will take that trash bin and set it into a safe place and set it on fire. You will later take off your clothes until you’re naked and burn those clothes that probably stink of that shitty food in OP.

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Neuroware@reddit

it's a scotch egg, inverted

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dillhavarti@reddit

i bet it's a keto meal. and as keto meals go, while they tend to look rank, they're pretty good actually

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Realistic_Link_5935@reddit

gotta throw a diaper on before eating these

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les_catacombes@reddit

This is one I can actually get behind.

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disco-bees@reddit

smash

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Rhythm_Morgan@reddit

Oh that is foul.

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MabKaterberiansky@reddit

I’d eat this ngl

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karloaf@reddit

Hold on this one is for the gluten free subreddit

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tanglesisfishing@reddit

Duck egg?

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Kile1047@reddit

I love eggs, i know i would fuck that shit up

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LLUDCHI@reddit

I’d smash

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sicklesmiles@reddit

I recognize a keto abomination when I see one

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jssab@reddit

Sacaladice

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tacoflavoredballsack@reddit

I never knew that I always wanted this!

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GorillaGlizza@reddit

This sandwich would have me farting so much

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HitmanxNatuRe@reddit

Is that a huge egg or a very small petty?

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FarmerJohn92@reddit

Would

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Expert-Aspect3692@reddit

I’d eat it

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NavAirComputerSlave@reddit

Looks tasty and also probably a good way to speed run heart failure lol

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O_o-buba-o_O@reddit

How fuckin dare you post this delightful dish on here 🤣🤣🤣 seriously though, I have been wanting to make them, but mine would have more spice than these bland looking blobs of sadness.

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SnatchedLucky@reddit

Someone took "Egg sandwich" to the logical extreme

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Iamyeetson@reddit

Smash

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plantmom98@reddit

The keto sub would love this

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Fassfer@reddit

Honestly, fix it up, that probably slaps

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Unlikely_One_4485@reddit

Not a fan of deviled eggs but I will stand ground on the fact that a fried runny egg on a bacon cheeseburger is top tier

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AdoptionHelpASPCARal@reddit

Honestly, if better executed, sounds pretty tasty

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Ladzii@reddit

That right there is net you some mighty farts.

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Huwabe@reddit

Now hang on a minute!...🤔

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Own-Perception-5315@reddit

I would try that, but it needs color, paprika or green onion , maybe a dash of hot sauce

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oatmeal_steve@reddit

fartmaxxing

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Ok_Dot_7498@reddit

Would probably taste good

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MrGoodKatt72@reddit

This probably delicious, who are we kidding?

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RonzulaGD@reddit

Gurger

I'd eat it

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xDURPLEx@reddit

You ever wake up vomiting from your own farts? This is how it's done.

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Aolflashback@reddit

The devils egg burger

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PawnWithoutPurpose@reddit

I’ve seen worse… ceviche perhaps

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poor_non_blonde@reddit

I hate it. I want one.

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superior_pineapple86@reddit

I can smell the farts that will come with those

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Geschmak@reddit

Looks good to me

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doctorfeelgod@reddit

Low key bout it

Deviled eggs are crazy underrated

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derkpip@reddit

Is that an ostrich egg?

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Lunarfoxrising@reddit

Ngl I kinda want it

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mysteryprickle@reddit

I'd throw that at someone's fucking head if they served it to me

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Wasparado@reddit

Wow, I hate this. I can smell the farts, I mean egg.

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InfiniteConstruct@reddit

An idea one moment, gone the next, when I remembered I am allergic to egg whites, dammit haha. I was actually gonna try it, but just just the egg and the meat, not whatever else is in there.

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H3llkiv97@reddit

Farts gone be diabolical

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GoreonmyGears@reddit

I would demolish these!

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BrickTechnical5828@reddit

I would eat this up in five seconds

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Correct-Worth-7632@reddit

Ngl, this actually looks kinda fire👀

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DrPepper-Spray@reddit

Yes plz

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Rezkel@reddit

This doesn't belong here

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aavriilll@reddit

i would completely fuck this shit up ngl

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SHARPSTRONGandPOKEY@reddit

I’d definitely eat it

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CaolTheRogue@reddit

As someone doing keto, this looks sick. Might steal this for a change of pace instead of just mixing an egg into ground beef. "shitty food" is another man's "junk food"

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TahoeBlue_69@reddit

I’m going to need to check your cholesterol

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Amenablewolf@reddit

Texture would be funky

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hungpooo@reddit

Sometimes you just need cholesterol for your cholesterol

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Hunter042005@reddit

Honestly it may look nasty but I’d fuck that shit up honestly doesn’t sound like a bad combo I already like eggs on burgers so doesn’t sound that bad

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IssueEmbarrassed8103@reddit

I’d eat the shit out if this

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Basser151@reddit

Outlandish!!! I love it.

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MegaMasterYoda@reddit

Use some deepfried deviled egg instead lol.

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langsamlourd@reddit

Goddamn

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Cadet_Carrot@reddit

My farts will smell nuclear, but I’d eat that for brunch

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Taolan13@reddit

my dad woulda loved these.

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CherryPickish@reddit

This is something i'd actually be interested in eating

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Zeawea@reddit

I would eat that

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cat-zee@reddit

This looks good af to me. Cholesterol bomb for sure but a nice garbage treat.

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Small_Tax_9432@reddit

Those are some giant eggs lol

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Bryan_rabid@reddit

I would 100% crush these.

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Responsible_Cap4617@reddit

Not a new idea. But also it’s a valid way to get protein in

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JCtheWanderingCrow@reddit

Just looking at this is givin me to devil farts

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NiobiumThorn@reddit

It's come full circle

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LauraPa1mer@reddit

Ugh I ate too much tonight and this has almost made me be ill

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Lilacsandposies@reddit

It's actually pretty good. I'm ashamed to admit it, but it is.

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Revx36@reddit

I hear these are super low in cholesterol as well.

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malYca@reddit

This looks like an eggcelent idea imo

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Wemo_ffw@reddit

I’d tear that shit up.

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Chaotic_Grey@reddit

Would.

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Successfullife28@reddit

High testosterone foods

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-yellowthree@reddit

I'd bite it.

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LuchaLakeShow@reddit

Throw some sliced pickled jalapeños on them

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Hmccormack@reddit

I would eat this

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MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6@reddit

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Ninjameme@reddit

I’d fuck with this.

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GraybieTheBlueGirl@reddit

I bet this gives them really stinky farts tho. Just saying. Lol.

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Dewrunner4X4@reddit

Would kick it off my plate... lol

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Deep-Room6932@reddit

Proteen style

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MillHoodz_Finest@reddit

breakfast sausage would be better

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Deeptech_inc@reddit

Deviled is too much work, I’m just gonna boil em and call it a day

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CheatsySnoops@reddit

Not shitty food porn. Just needs grilled onions and maybe chopped tomatoes.

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misterkittyx@reddit

I'm sorry I would fuck this UP

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nekosaigai@reddit

The DEB

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rickeykakashi@reddit

Took a second to grasp what was happening but once I did it started sounding pretty damn good ngl

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Iatemydoggo@reddit

This but breakfast sausage

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bullfighterteu@reddit

And a hash brown patty

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queenmunchy83@reddit

WOULD!

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The-Real-J@reddit

Would

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byyhmz@reddit

no.

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Sean77654@reddit

Good protein I kinda wanna try this cause I'm on a low carb diet right now.

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Zombabex@reddit

Am I too high right now or am I in wrong sub, because that looks so fire. Put some bacon on it 🤤

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Smellerisdafeller@reddit

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PalpitationDeep3133@reddit

That’s one keto meal

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DV_Red@reddit

Hahahah this is so fkin weird. I want one.

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Boomchan1@reddit

Inverted Scotch Egg. Nice.

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Crankenstein_8000@reddit

Boy would I like to taste one of those!

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Daddiesbabaygirl@reddit

Definitely takes less effort that's for sure.

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Bumpercars415@reddit

I would wreck at least six of them for sure!

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Rowsdower35@reddit

I feel like this would slip out of hand as soon as I tried to pick it up and then I'd be sad 😢...

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Figpixels@reddit

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brallanlegit@reddit

Imma try this tomorrow for lunch. Fuck yes

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ladykatey@reddit

Anything but carbs.

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brallanlegit@reddit

Don't be scared, it's just carbs!

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Codilious44@reddit

Let me guess, you are doing the carnivore diet and are trying to come up with “fun ways” to consume meat. They have some of the worst recipes. It’s the same as how vegetarians attempt to make everything taste like something good with meat in it. but fail every time.

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Yvaine9188@reddit

I mean.. maybe I am odd but it looks good?

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LolaNotTheBunny@reddit

Honestly, this looks great for hitting your macros. I bet it's quite tasty too.

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bajablastn@reddit

Ok, Mr Fart

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Kitty_mustdie@reddit

Honestly this looks pretty good

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LOTRfreak101@reddit

I understand why this is here, but I'm here for it.

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ARKPLAYERCAT@reddit

This is something I would smash after the gym.

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Dub_stebbz@reddit

“Your scientists were so preoccupied by whether or not they COULD, they didn’t stop to think if they SHOULD”

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Devincc@reddit

Nuclear fart ammo

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Fantastic_Fig_2462@reddit

This is not how you make a deviled egg burger. What you do is make a normal burger and use a normal bun, but also make deviled eggs. Dice up the eggs and slather it on the bun. Tastes fantastic.

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