The "perfect medium rare" steak my dad made me

First start with a cold pan. Turn to medium low heat. Before pan starts to get warm, spray bottom with rosemary flavored pam. Immediately place cold steak into pan approximately 3 minutes per side. Let rest, disappoint your family some more, serve.

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HolsteinHeifer@reddit

He let it read the nametag on the bbq then took it back inside to plate up

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thewun111@reddit

Cooked over a heated conversation

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eagledog@reddit

Lightly breathed on it

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MikeTheImpaler@reddit

OP's dad is cooking with a heated argument.

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ShowGrabs-@reddit

raw as hell

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pcetcedce@reddit

That thing would take off if it wasn't roped up

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xoshadow3@reddit

Thing is still mooing.

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Coyrex1@reddit

I'd eat it but yeah that ain't medium rare. That ain't rare. Some might not even consider that proper blue rare...

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Elevatedmineded@reddit

Did that shit get up and run off the plate what a serial killer scary. Jk

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no-eocn-11@reddit

That looks more like blue rare

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Fast-Persimmon-2782@reddit

It’s giving Pittsburgh rare 😬

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No-Commercial-5658@reddit

No shot that thing was even cooked. That thing is still mooing

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YoungFair3079@reddit

Medium raw?

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beer_me_babe@reddit

Needs a nice char on the outsides. High heat each side to get the char and then medium heat.

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jayhawk8@reddit

Bruh that thing just mooed

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mrgoldnugget@reddit

I eat blue. This is not even blue.

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jbschwartz55@reddit

Moo!

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Actrivia24@reddit

That cow’s still mooing

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Haunting-Bee-1221@reddit

Thats fucking raw

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SausageBuscuit@reddit

He could have left it in the sun for 5 minutes and it would’ve cooked it more.

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Pomdog17@reddit

In Phoenix, he could reach well done.

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Vi1eOne@reddit

MF trying to put you on the listeria weight loss diet

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immersedmoonlight@reddit

😭😭😭 breaking:

“man catches disease not seen since Oregon Trail after father makes him ‘perfect medium rare’ steak”

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tinteoj@reddit

If you think listeria has not been "seen since Oregon Trail" I've got some REAL bad news for you, but you're gonna want to put down that sandwich before you hear it.

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immersedmoonlight@reddit

It’s a joke hardo. I work in food service. I get it. Relax

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tinteoj@reddit

It’s a joke hardo.

Not a very good one. Dysentery. Dysentery is an "Oregon Trail" joke. Listeria is a lunchmeat joke.

Jokes work best when they're grounded in reality. Your comment was just a non sequitur that didn't make much sense.

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trans-fused@reddit

The guy didn't say anything about listeria in his joke.

Someone else mentioned listeria. They just made a joke about a disease in Oregon Trail. Which I think alludes to dysentery.

I'm just saying.

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tinteoj@reddit

The guy didn't say anything about listeria in his joke.

I agree. That is why it wasn't, structurally speaking, a very good joke. Listeria didn't have anything to do with the Oregon Trail. Absolutely nobody hears "Oregon Trail" and thinks "They had a rough time with listeria on that trek."

So why make a joke about the Oregon Trail when someone mentions listeria?

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trans-fused@reddit

It just felt like a joke about getting sick from a disease. Oregon Trail just made me think dysentery.

I thought of dysentery and didn't link it to the prior listeria comment. I suppose it's how you read it. I thought it was a decent joke though.

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Kingsparklefartz@reddit

Dad cooks you a steak you better eat that shit. Looks good. Cut it small and chew thoroughly.

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Music_Girl2000@reddit

Call the vet! I think we can still save this cow!

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rkurtz@reddit

Rare

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SuspiciousSorbet6818@reddit

Did he make that in an easy bake oven?

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Reading_Otter@reddit

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GreedyLibrary@reddit

The fat isn't even slightly rendered at all. That can not be a good mouth feel.

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WetVajEyeNa@reddit

Thata not even rare that's still breathing and walking . It's blue

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clickerdrive@reddit

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AverageObjective5177@reddit

You misheard him. He said it's "perfect medium raw".

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TheRealRickC137@reddit

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trans-fused@reddit

^fucking

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Myrillya@reddit

There is my Gordon Ramsay Gif I was looking for in the comments! Finally.

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Abject-Positive-3640@reddit

I hear that gif

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Glittering_Ad_9215@reddit

*medium rawr

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PlasticPandaMan@reddit

Furry gordon ramsey

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Veganees@reddit

I can still HEAR the steak mooing

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the0TH3Rredditor@reddit

“The steak is so undercooked, it’s eating the salad!”

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MakosaX@reddit

Nah that's raw raw

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cleroyjankins@reddit

Fat ain't rendered - back tot the pan with you

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LegitimateRevolution@reddit

perfectly raw

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Deadmodemanmode@reddit

Yeah that's a gross ass steak

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RandomDemon1234@reddit

THATS BLUE RARE

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lordrestrepo@reddit

My dad does this. Looks me straight in the eye and said it’s cooked too.

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Error--37@reddit

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Longjumping-Call3215@reddit

Can't believe he said perfect

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Putrid-Action-754@reddit

i can hear mooing from my screen

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updownturnaroun@reddit

What'd he do ? Knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ol ass, and throw it on a plate ?

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Defiant_Turnip1417@reddit

Still have to put a bullet in that cow.

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WavePretend6118@reddit

Nah your trolling lol you definitely cut it up right after taking it out the fridge and took a picture just for engagement in reddit 😂

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Mamasayseyeisspecial@reddit

He wanted a boy. Damn passive aggression does not belong on the grill.

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Kendull-Jaggson@reddit

He fuckin sucks at cooking

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TrueSereNerdy@reddit

I'm pretty sure I hear it mooing

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jameson91092@reddit

Where's the medium?

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cupzsz@reddit

Blue rare is my favourite

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Simpicity@reddit

It looks like he dropped a raw steak in some warm dirt.

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DezrathNLR@reddit

That's blue rare at best. The cow that died for thtlat steak didn't deserve such disrespect.

No crust, still clearly cold af, and wth are the seasonings on there? Steak is my favorite food, and I wouldn't eat this crime against God.

This steak is the reason why bad things happen to good people.

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OnyaMarks@reddit

Uhhhhh

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owo1215@reddit

this is not even cooked, it's a raw meat that got its surface seared

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seeking_2bewhole@reddit

Whoa. That's rough. I'd have to throw that back in the pan and salvage it.

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noahspurrier@reddit

I hope your dad is proud of himself because nobody else is.

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nikonikowhy@reddit

this, but with a bit longer for fat rendering, and more crust, is genuinely how i cook my steaks 95% of the time. sometimes i decide i want them closer to medium rare for a change, but this level of cooked is how i prefer my steak. havent died yet, lol

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Industrial_Laundry@reddit

Yeah but it’s not medium rare lol

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nikonikowhy@reddit

i know? i wasn’t calling it medium rare. i was saying that on the instances that i don’t like my steak like this, i enjoy it medium rare.

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Industrial_Laundry@reddit

Yeah but it’s their dad saying that this is medium rare and you said “this”

That’s why I commented

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Due_Salad1693@reddit

It looks cold

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dbearden07@reddit

Looks perfect. That’s how I like it.

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Bern_itdown@reddit

Outside should be way more crusted.

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J4pes@reddit

I think this could be considered blue

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magneteye@reddit

NOT medium rare. RARE af

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Steel12@reddit

Perfect! Dads make great steaks

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N3HKRO@reddit

Lock his ass up 😂

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ILov2H8@reddit

That's still mowing

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Aggressive-Dig2472@reddit

Rare AF

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PrincessPicklebricks@reddit

This thing tried to charge me. It’s still alive.

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ResearcherSuper9053@reddit

I love a good medium rare. This is not that. This isn’t even rare. This is 30 seconds past straight out of the fridge.

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frostycanuck89@reddit

Cooked by a heated argument

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PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS@reddit

Well, it is election day after all

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redthumb@reddit

Can I go to one place and not hear about the election?

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No_Asparagus9826@reddit

Sleep is about your only option unless you have dreams about the election too

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Jet-Brooke@reddit

Honestly I was completely disengaged but then I saw Castiel memes and Misha Collins made me care about it and worry about my poor American family.

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PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS@reddit

On the internet, during election day, when the state votes are rolling in by the hour? Unlikely

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redthumb@reddit

Very true

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PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS@reddit

Completely understand. Im abroad so i cant even sleep to avoid the news since its not even noon here. So i just get to bask in the shitty news and speculation all day lol

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CrimsonCartographer@reddit

Hi fellow abroad American that also wants this to just be fucking over so we can see how the other foot drops 🙂

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rancid_oil@reddit

So watcha wanna talk about then?

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Aolflashback@reddit

“Can I whittle wood with ya?”

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valkiria-rising@reddit

There, there. ::pat pat::

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xombae@reddit

This is a massively influential point in history. This day will be in your kids history textbooks. It'll affect you for the rest of your life. Of course people are talking about it.

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CreativeBandicoot778@reddit

r/Usdefaultism strikes again

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ReignMan616@reddit

Yes, you can go to bed. Bed is a place.

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Thehatmadderr@reddit

The ocean

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Some_Ebb_2921@reddit

Not that heated, bit below that

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BisonNo3551@reddit

A British heated argument then?

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Some_Ebb_2921@reddit

Canadian argument?... or is that too cold ("I'm not your friend buddy...")

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BisonNo3551@reddit

Somewhere in that vicinity 😂

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GhostNode@reddit

Yeah. In today’s day and age, that’s not so rare.

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Strong_Row843@reddit

These comments keep getting better

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Handsfasterthaneye@reddit

A good could get it back on its feet.

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JustABizzle@reddit

😂

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Ready_Bandicoot1567@reddit

A warm but spirited argument

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notmyredditaccountma@reddit

A strongly worded email

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Strong_Row843@reddit

lol wow these are hilarious

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usgrant7977@reddit

A friendly debate?

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eagleathlete40@reddit

A spirited engagement

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Miserable-Chard-4093@reddit

A Cold War

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I_ReadThe_Comments@reddit

Luke Warm, my porn name. Not hot, but I am warm

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IG80Nate@reddit

What’s the internal temperature of a tauntaun? 🤔

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StaySage@reddit

A creative discussion?

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RockstarAgent@reddit

A warm debacle

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LukasNation@reddit

Lol i love that

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FUCKYOUIamBatman@reddit

An unfortunate miscommunication

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UnusualFondant6622@reddit

No argument, just given a cold shoulder.

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SithHighInquisitor@reddit

A light chit chat

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Weak_Jeweler3077@reddit

More like how warm your ears get when someone is talking about you.

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CosmicLightning@reddit

Nah. Just as warm if a couple men were rubbing meats together...wait, which meat we talking about again?

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Usual-Repeat7902@reddit

Woah 😳

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Lucky_LeftFoot@reddit

Global warming?

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Robinnoodle@reddit

So maybe Team Edward vs Team Jacob

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WillowPuzzleheaded87@reddit

Im glad Kamala lost, we can finally be unburdened by what has been 😂

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pm_stuff_@reddit

the election had more heat than that steak received

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DiamondAge@reddit

He likes his politics red and his steak blue.

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Stracharys@reddit

He wanted it blue rare?

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SkipSpenceIsGod@reddit

By that logic, it should be completely blackened; just carbon left.

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MorgTheBat@reddit

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Current situation

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Strong_Row843@reddit

😂

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Dinkeye@reddit

I think it's called blue rare?

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Euphoric_Management8@reddit

Microwaved

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WatchingDeath@reddit

I didn’t know they made sushi from cows

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velociraptnado@reddit

This is great, mind if I steal this next time I cook a steak?

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Ezl@reddit

That’s really funny!

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alva_black@reddit

Let me heat it a little more and argue that it wasn't really cooked. That's seasoning with a warm breath gently glossed over it.

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sharknado523@reddit

Amazing comment

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GameCounter@reddit

Passed through a gently warmed room.

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BlommeHolm@reddit

A slight disagreement, at most.

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Herr-Trigger86@reddit

You had me chuckling for a solid 3 minutes. Thank you for that!

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Extreme_Voice_9767@reddit

Cooked by a lukewarm discussion

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RayneLeaGrey@reddit

This is probably the funniest comment I’ve seen in months. Possibly ever. Thank you, I really needed that laugh 😅

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DieselVoodoo@reddit

Slapped once on each side and plated

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Big-Pudding-7440@reddit

Cooked over a warm embrace

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GETREADYitsHEAVY@reddit

(Uncontrollable laughter)🤣🥲

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wartexmaul@reddit

It started eating my salad

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Jello_Penguin_2956@reddit

Slaps. Lots of slaps

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catpowers4life@reddit

This is how I eat my steak and I’m using this from here on lol

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icedragon9791@reddit

HAHA

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FukkYouShoresy@reddit

THE WAY I CACKLED AT THIS... 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

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Ok_Student_1859@reddit

Amazing

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ShadowClown19@reddit

I'm dead!!!

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operation_lurch@reddit

I wish I had something to give you other than an upvote. I’m definitely remembering this one

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HomelessWizard004@reddit

it's "cooked UNDER a heated argument" seen like 3 people use that phrase and always bothers me how you guys say it.

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frostycanuck89@reddit

Well I apologize for upsetting you from the random comment I made while taking a shit not really thinking.

I'd argue that cooked OVER a heated argument makes sounds more correct.

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HomelessWizard004@reddit

i accept your apology. The original guy who said it used under and that was funny and sounds right.Ok, finish your shit now.

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frostycanuck89@reddit

It's been an uphill battle but I think we're almost there

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HomelessWizard004@reddit

Nah, I'd say we're there.

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erinkp36@reddit

Are you a writer? Because you should be.

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seantellsyou@reddit

Whoever came up with it should be. This is a comment you will find on every post with an undercooked steak though

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erinkp36@reddit

Ohhh 😂 ok I did not know that.

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Fun_Can_4498@reddit

Awesome! 👏🏽

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valkiria-rising@reddit

r/angryupvote

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valkiria-rising@reddit

When I tell you I HOWLED

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UnacceptablLemongrab@reddit

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KebariKaiju@reddit

Barely finished wiping its ass.

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Whole_Cranberry8415@reddit

That’s hilarious!

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trouzy@reddit

Easy bake over set to light toast

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Itchy_Inflation_3797@reddit

Top vote material

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RebootGigabyte@reddit

Gordon Ramsey yelled at the pan ah steak.

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HoboArmyofOne@reddit

Tried to burn it with an insult but didn't take

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queenmunchy83@reddit

😂 take my upvote!!

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rost400@reddit

I believe one step below rare is called blue?

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gobocork@reddit

Even blue should be put on a ripping hot pan to get a sear. This is just sad grey, like it was put on a radiator for a few minutes.

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BlankyPop@reddit

Yes, but this is about 3 steps below blue.

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cardueline@reddit

Yeah, this doesn’t even look lukewarm 😭

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isthisyournacho@reddit

Might as well just bite a cow

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WrestleBox@reddit

Bad idea I learned that the hard way.

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TangerineRough6318@reddit

We had a cow that liked it when you'd nibble her ears. Lol She was weird. Maybe we were weird for nibbling a cows ears? Idk. Lol

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DarkCartier43@reddit

uh...years ago, my aunt and her friend was talking to this guy in church when he just started nibbling her ear.

it was weird.

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heero1224@reddit

Was your aunt their cow? I'm confused now...

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McNasty420@reddit

Maybe we were weird for nibbling a cows ears?

IDK how I got here but you guys are interesting

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Einar_47@reddit

That'd be warmer lmao

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Uncle_Gazpacho@reddit

Not if it's cold out but middle of summer on a sunny day? Sure

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Rungi500@reddit

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Morgue724@reddit

Careful with that one the cow might bite back it looks pissed someone gave it a sunburn.

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a_rob@reddit

Not even sure this made it to room temp.

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Marketing_Introvert@reddit

Yeah, I was wondering if it was even warm.

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althanan@reddit

Given that it looks like it was just vaguely waved in the direction of a moderate heat source, no.

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firebolt1171@reddit

So perfect according to my dad

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keep_trying_username@reddit

The fat isn't cooked at all. Fatty beef needs to cook enough for the fat to render a little. If I want a steak cooked what's the medium I'll cook a lean cut.

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Money_Fish@reddit

Tell your dad to just go take a bite out of a cow at this ppint.

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firebolt1171@reddit

That joke has been made at least 5 times Everytime we have steak

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Money_Fish@reddit

Good. Never stop.

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Vord_Lader@reddit

If its rarer than blue, it probably MOOoooooo

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JackRyan13@reddit

The pepper isn’t even charred

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rost400@reddit

It's just missing a crust. Blue is meant to be pretty much raw on the inside and properly seared on the outside to sterilize it.

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GoggyMagogger@reddit

i agree with you. also its not a good idea to use cheap cuts of low grade beef either.

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Admirable-Lecture255@reddit

Only time I order blue rare is at nice steak house usually on a dry aged cut like a strip or ribeye. Medium rare at home since I don't get prime grade dry aged.

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Frequent_Suit_6482@reddit

is ribeye not too fatty to eat rare?

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Admirable-Lecture255@reddit

No it's a great cut to eat rare. But you'll also will want it dried aged as it give more time to break down alot of that fat and muscle proteins.

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LHW1812@reddit

What's wrong with "cheap" cuts ? If it's tender raw it is likely to be tender when barely cooked.

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Emrys7777@reddit

Yeah this one… perhaps we should mention the possibility of food borne illness…

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Pretty-Substance@reddit

And only one above unconscious

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Dontgiveaclam@reddit

This is dabadee dabadaa

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Sysheen@reddit

tartare

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LHW1812@reddit

I learnt not a long time ago that this exists, some people order tartare slightly cooked... To this day those people are still a mystery to me.

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hooligan99@reddit

Barely even a crust

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dorritosncheetos@reddit

My mom loves blue rare steak (yuck) but I promise when I cook it, it looks better than this. Even on blue rare you can get a nice color and char.

This is just not knowing how to cook, flat out

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LHW1812@reddit

Maybe cooking on a very low power burner. In this case I use a blowtorch to finish the charing, at least.

When you don't overcook your beef, it is not easy to have a crisp outside and not dry grey meat inside.

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Julius_C_Zar@reddit

Not knowing how to turn on a source of heat other than room temp.

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GoggyMagogger@reddit

yes. blue should be seared on the outside, bloody in the middle. its not just "extra rare" but flash cooked outside, warmed through but bloody inside.

and its pointless to even try it unless you have a premium cut of high grade beef to begin with.

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Pirate_Lantern@reddit

This is only one step above still moving.

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Do_unto_udders@reddit

Yeah, this is NOT blue. More like moo...

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rhythmchef@reddit

Perfectly executed blue moo.

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Silly_Mycologist3213@reddit

If I don’t have to chase it it’s dinner!

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CitizenBeeZ@reddit

This looks moo

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BetLeft@reddit

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ChocolateeDisco@reddit

Definitely still mooing

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trowzerss@reddit

This is how my old boss liked his steak. He called it 'Darwin Blue' after the Australian city. It's essentially mostly raw just quickly sealed on a hot pan. As he would say, "Show the steak the pan, then bring it out." I'm 80% sure he wasn't a vampire.

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speederbrad95@reddit

This is like one step off it walking itself out of the kitchen.

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ReVo5000@reddit

3 steps below Bleu is called Moo

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IQ_less@reddit

Old World Blue then?

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R_WeDoingPhrasing@reddit

Blue rare still has an internal temperature of 115-120 degrees at its center. If allowed to rest up to that temp, it's pulled from the oven/pan/grill at about 7-8 degrees lower than that. The outside of this steak isn't even seared. I doubt the inside hit 70 degrees. The marbled fat hasn't even started to break down at the outer edges near the "cooked edges"

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Rude_Engine1881@reddit

Yup I love blue, this is even too rare for me

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rugerscout308@reddit

Damn thing might still have a pulse

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narnababy@reddit

Yeah, I like my steak blue but this is 10 seconds in a hot pan Jesus Christ

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Electrical_Donut_971@reddit

This is a quarter step above raw.

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hemightbebrian@reddit

Orange.

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rowdymonster@reddit

My aunt loves blue steak. She tells the waiter "tell them to pass out over a lighter twice, I want it still mooing" and even this is far beyond what she'd eat

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Flatulantic@reddit

This is Code Blue

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Duke_of_New_York@reddit

I love a blue steak, but this doesn't even have the appropriate crust on it to contrast, so it's just... raw.

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Macklemore_hair@reddit

It’s like periwinkle

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Ezl@reddit

Yes, but there’s usually a hard sear on blue steaks.

Also, I don’t know if there are rules, but I’d probably use a leaner cut if I wanted a blue steaks. - filet mignon, etc. Rendered fat is flavor but solid fat…not so much imo.

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neverfux92@reddit

Yeah but that typically means it’s been seared on super high heat so you get the crust outside but rare inside. This is just…. Sad

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rost400@reddit

It's a "sad blue" without the crust, that's for damn sure.

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Drinkmykool_aid420@reddit

This is just blue because it’s still frozen

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Saint-O-Circumstance@reddit

I've heard it called a Pittsburgh. Seared pretty quickly on both sides and basically raw in the middle (maybe a little warmer than room temp die to the searing).

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Wonderful-Cable3646@reddit

We skipping that this is fuckin legendary

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DaymeDolla@reddit

Yes this would be considered moooo

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whatsbobgonnado@reddit

one time I saw someone frenchly call it bleu, but I don't know if it was a joke or not

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ECU_BSN@reddit

At least blue is sealed and has a crust.

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Anon_be_thy_name@reddit

Blue would at least have rendered the fat, this looks like it was still frozen while trying to make a blue steak at a low temperature.

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Mertoot@reddit

Blue has the most antioxygens!

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muftu@reddit

This one could still make it with some cpr.

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omawk@reddit

CODE BLUE

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Outrageous_Bank_4491@reddit

It’s RAAAW

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quafflethewaffle@reddit

At this point its Azùre

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redditmodsdownvote@reddit

so what is this, ultraviolet?

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SupportGeek@reddit

It just walked out of the fields about 15 seconds before this picture

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GoreyGopnik@reddit

ionizing

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becky57913@reddit

Blue rare is at least supposed to have a good sear

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rost400@reddit

Oh definitely, but beyond that it wouldn't be that much different inside the steak.

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Apprehensive_Luck_34@reddit

Straight off the cow

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jaybram24@reddit

It’s not even seared. Did he put it in the hood of his car on the drive home?

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Vette85@reddit

The fucking steak is fucking raw

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cuseonly@reddit

He walked by a window with the sun shining through

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Shafter111@reddit

Exactly my thought. This is rare.

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Gathorall@reddit

Flipped around the pan by someone with mild arthritis.

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UnlikelyPistachio@reddit

More like 15 seconds lol

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SupportGeek@reddit

What did he sear it with a blow dryer?

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ThatsUnbelievable@reddit

seasoning

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meh_69420@reddit

Just put it on a plate and walked it through a warm room.

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ReallyNotBobby@reddit

Pittsburgh rare

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jim35186@reddit

Yep needs cooking.

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NorseGlas@reddit

Or it’s just Omaha steak frozen and shipped overpriced crap. It just looks like that regardless of what you do to it.

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lolhi1122@reddit

I like the phrase " cut the horns, wipe the ass, throw it on the plate"

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dgiangiulio228@reddit

Grandpa always said "wipe it's ass and trot it through a warm kitchen."

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Usual-Repeat7902@reddit

Better off walking into the paddock and biting the cow on the ass

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Academic-Lynx-7676@reddit

It's called a Blue steak. I had someone order it once. The person literally wanted it thrown on the grill a minute each side to color it and that was it.

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I_LOVE_PUPPERS@reddit

Ran it through a warm room

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Warcraft_Fan@reddit

Blue rare?

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jimfancher@reddit

This looks seared

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LakeTake1@reddit

it's blue 😟

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Ezl@reddit

It’s blue without the sear.

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The_Slavstralian@reddit

They call that "blue"

or we call it in Australian " Still Mooin' "

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endermaker2026@reddit

Epic, legendary even

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ClickHereForBacardi@reddit

He meant perfect medium, raw.

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_kagasutchi_@reddit

This is what my brother likes to call still moo’ing

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Bromm18@reddit

So raw it's not even Blue.

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IamA-GoldenGod@reddit

There’s not even a sear. This is a depression meal.

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RopeAccomplished2728@reddit

It looks like it was cooked by a random Gordon Ramsey retort about it being raw.

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alva_black@reddit

I love a rare or blue steak. This isn't rare. It's not blue. It's seasoning burnt on high. Would I eat it? Well... yes. After a few drinks. But damn. I wouldn't do this to someone who asked for medium rare.

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arthurdentstowels@reddit

OPs dad breathed on it 3 times to get the nice grey char on the outside.

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CarelesssCRISPR@reddit

30 Seconds to Moos

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DefNotAnAlt621@reddit

Not even rare, that’s legendary

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keennytt@reddit

Blue rare at best...not medium rare

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jessisaysroar@reddit

Before reading the title, I thought I was looking at a piece of salmon. There’s lot of levels of disappointment in my head right now

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War_Chode@reddit

Now you've had my mutton!

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forbritisheyesonly1@reddit

Blue rare. Oof. Have made my fair share of this

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FS_Slacker@reddit

This is a Denny's steak. I'd still eat it tho.

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fun-bucket@reddit

THAT STEAK STILL HAS A PULSE.

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MassivePresence777@reddit

It's still chewing the grass.

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RabidAbyss@reddit

Yep. That's how my uncle "cooks" steak. First and last time I ate anything he cooked.

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Sparrowbuck@reddit

I eat beef sashimi and this still looks too rare

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KintsugiKen@reddit

It looks like it was frozen and put under a broiler for 1 minute per side and served while the center was still icy.

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Got_Kittens@reddit

Man just slapped the cow on the ass and served him up.

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remonill@reddit

Medium raw

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the445566x@reddit

It’s still mooing

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cHaNgEuSeRnAmE102@reddit

It’s not even Pittsburgh rare. It’s just raw. Lol

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OrokinSkywalker@reddit

Charlie could literally milk this steak, does that make it Philadelphia rare?

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Darklightning_2k@reddit

Genuinely thought this was a preseasoned steak

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enteransky@reddit

Yup. Like the Dietz and Watson London Broil roast beef at the deli. Not bad, but not really good.

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BoiSandwich@reddit

This is almost mytholigical at this point.

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Squire_Squirrely@reddit

30s in the microwave

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Lucky-Asparagus-7760@reddit

Blue rare

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ReindeerKind1993@reddit

That or he cooked.it from.frozen

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Main_Setting_4898@reddit

Cooked at room temp

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Why-so-delirious@reddit

My man got a medium heat pan, threw the steak in the air and then smacked it into the plate like he was playing baseball. That's the only heat that meat has ever seen.

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PixelTheRedditor@reddit

Cooked on Aluminum Foil and a half empty BIC lighter

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Foreplaying@reddit

The outside is medium, inside rare! Problem?

/s

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Understandthisokay@reddit

He just poured sorta hot water on it real quick

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Shamscam@reddit

My grand father used to get a steak, marinate it for 2 days in the fridge in a ziplock with some sort of marinade. And then he would cook it for 30 seconds on each side just to get it warm, and he would eat it. This is what his steaks looked like.

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oopsdiditwrong@reddit

This thing is still defrosting

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_JudgeDoom_@reddit

“Medium raw”

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JMEEKER86@reddit

My ex-wife used to say "just walk the cow past the fire".

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DryAcanthisitta7449@reddit

Its called blue

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sirenxsiren@reddit

That's a Pittsburgh rare steak

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SCVerde@reddit

Steak should sot out for a bit, I usually go 20-30 minutes out the fridge before the pan. This looks like it was still cold cold when it hit thr pan, like maybe still a little frozen. It isn't even warm enough to look like soft raw beef.

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Photograph_Training@reddit

An average vet could bring it back to life

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JasonMraz4Life@reddit

Found the Craniac!

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Sternfritters@reddit

Ngl I’d eat this if it had a good crust.

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vicious_skwirl@reddit

That steak is so rare a half decent vet could have her back on her feet in an hour.

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ArbutusPhD@reddit

Honestly, straight out of the fridge is the biggest steak-killer. Room temperature, baby

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NukiousStar@reddit

Ya spelled freeze wrong

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Gowalkyourdogmods@reddit

I didn't see which sub this was and thought it was one of the meat/bbq subs and was like "OP about to get destroyed"

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Civil_Store_5310@reddit

Its not medium rare because.. it's cake!!

Yeah jokes aside it looks cold haha

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teancumx@reddit

I’m pretty sure that steak is still mooing

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dontforgetthisuser@reddit

Common mistake, this is halfway between raw and rare, thus medium rare.

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Shot_Pop7624@reddit

I think a sharpee marker was used to color in the cooked parts

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Educational_Bench290@reddit

Agree, and an actual rare is fine with me. This ain't that

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Shirtbro@reddit

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OblongRectum@reddit

this isn't even blue rare

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Solidmarsh@reddit

Sat a little to close to the fridge light

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KneeHighToaNehi@reddit

friend worked in a kitchen for awhile and there was a dude came in there and asked em to just hold the steak over the flame for 30 sec each side

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Spinxy88@reddit

My sibling is a dentist. I've always wondered what would happen if you got a double block lower jaw local-anaesthetic and tried to eat a steak blue. Reckon you might 'customise' your tongue somewhat.

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UntestedMethod@reddit

Well at least they seasoned it a little, by the looks of it

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TheGoblinKingSupreme@reddit

It’s just a blue steak. I’ve had one a few times and while they’re a bit chewy usually (the collagen and that doesn’t really break down), they’re alright.

Nothing beats a true rare for my taste. But yeah a minute or two longer per side, definitely.

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Wonderful-Exit-9785@reddit

Definitely not well done.

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Kiadxxz04@reddit

rare? brother it’s still mooing

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lasttriparound@reddit

That’s blue

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canuckinuck@reddit

Moo

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ett1w@reddit

I saw Daniel Day-Lewis eat something like this in Gangs of New York. It's the scene when he taps his fake eye with a knife.

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MAMFinc@reddit

Technically rare. Pittsburg rare!

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boninghermione@reddit

Tartare

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Sudden_Acadia6340@reddit

I’m vegetarian, is this how it should look? Seems raw to me

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ninja_BUTTONS@reddit

That's not Rare, it's Mythical

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adaughterofpromise@reddit

That’s more like rare.

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SincereRL@reddit

My only question is has you or your dad ever seen a medium rare steak in your life?

This is not even close to medium rare lmao!

Makes me think yall are the people that go out to eat order it medium rare, it comes out medium rare and you send it back for being over cooked so the server has to play a guessing game on what you actually want.

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WhatWeCantSee@reddit (OP)

I never send back steaks cause i hate confrontation. 🤣

My dad enjoys cooking steaks ... but I really don't think that he knows how to cook them. They're either always raw or overcooked. He never times himself either. Just assumes when they're done and gets defensive when people complain O_O

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Industrial_Laundry@reddit

He is cooking them while they are still cold. They gotta be a little warmer before you put them in.

For ages I couldn’t figure out why I couldn’t consistently cook a decent steak. Like sometimes it was like a chef made it and other times it was closer to your dads.

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Why-so-delirious@reddit

Get him a pocket thermometre and print out the steak temperature chart. It's how I do it at work and it ensures you get the right doneness no matter how fucked up the outside ends up.

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thelasagna@reddit

How many thermometers has he been gifted in his life?

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dtwhitecp@reddit

looks like he has the classic combo of "medium rare means it's cooked the way I like" and "cooking a steak casually (without a thermometer, timer) is a key element to masculinity"

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CrabappleMcSoftPunch@reddit

Throw that frozen meat right into a hot pan!

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lelcg@reddit

This isn’t rare, this endangered

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Albert_O_Balsam@reddit

That's blue.

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HappyPappy2024@reddit

He needs to boil it longer.

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fukayoubtch@reddit

Pan wasn't even hot enough to sear it. What he do stick it in the microwave?

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Ill_Zookeepergame73@reddit

Thats not medium rare Sir Thats fucking alive

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Artistic_Data9398@reddit

Steak fans are going to fucking do you for this lol

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Ceazergaming@reddit

Did he just wipe its ass, cut it off and serve it?

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herman_munster_esq@reddit

Ummmmm parasites 😋😵‍💫

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petRhastQeug@reddit

Looks microwaved for the perfect amount of time 🤌

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elnoco20@reddit

Cold steak, low heat, 30 seconds each side - sacre bleu

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1BilldaySRT@reddit

That seems real rare to me, not medium rare

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AbbreviationsOk000@reddit

Hell no

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Dipstickpattywack@reddit

Your dad sucks at cooking. Looks like he did a bunch of powdered seasonings, salt, and pepper but still failed to make an actual sear on it.

Is the center even warm?

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kalimut@reddit

That is blue and there isn't a good crust on it

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Common-Cow6829@reddit

Looks medium raw

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hockey_fan-209@reddit

Boiled steak, yum.

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The_sexysoviet@reddit

That shit RAW!!!!

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IsSheMe@reddit

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depraved-dreamer@reddit

Now you're just baiting

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MommaAmadora@reddit

I mean, that's blue rare, but it still looks good to me!

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randomgirl013@reddit

That thing still moo-s

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GrimlockX27@reddit

Are we allowed to post death on here???😶

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United_Performer_556@reddit

That’s a blue steak

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PoisonBones@reddit

It looks like yall cooked it over a heated argument

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Lost-Work442@reddit

That’s straight up raw

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garry4321@reddit

No crust!

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uncleozzy@reddit

That layer of cold fat on the edges 🤢🤢🤮

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Revcondor@reddit

How about that totally uncooked marble. Be flossing this steak out your gums for weeks

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ReCodez@reddit

Every now and then a piece of meat will unstuck itself from your teeth and you get a handy little snack to chew on.

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Strong_Row843@reddit

Gross 😂

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Elysium137@reddit

Yum solidified fat my favorite. What a waste of a good steak.

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mycatiscomplicated@reddit

I was drinking tea and I’m gagging rn

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QuietStrawberry7102@reddit

I hate you for pointing that out

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whereyat79@reddit

bleu

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Scronerking420@reddit

Yuck yall need to both get out of the kitchen

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ThunderHawk17@reddit

I prefer well done

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Du99y@reddit

Ew.

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Nexuspoint247@reddit

That thing is still mooing

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Briansunite@reddit

Is it pork also? wtf

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9caf88@reddit

hi, vegetarian here, how do you eat that? not some high and mighty “heh. how do you eat animals.” thing, genuinely how do you eat that. is it chewy? does anyone genuinely eat their meat this way?

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Dukjinim@reddit

Sous vide 130, then forgot to sear it at all.

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HiSaZuL@reddit

Did he cook it with a princess wand and friendship?

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Rykong@reddit

What was the temp? I see the poke?

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Dukjinim@reddit

Preparing steaks in an Easy Bake oven.

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KairaSuperSayan93@reddit

That's a rare steak that doesn't even have a proper sear

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CandyPopPanda@reddit

Does it still moo If you try to cut it?

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Chase_The_Breeze@reddit

Shit is about as cooked as a La Coix is flavored.

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uncircumsized87@reddit

Yea no

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PrinklePronkle@reddit

Steak fans will look at this and call it perfect

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AlexaXSiri@reddit

The beef got burnt 🚑 Let’s save it

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Vesalii@reddit

This is the first time I've seen a picture where we can say "it's raw" and actually be correct.

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Apprehensive-Guard-8@reddit

Umm idk what to do with this

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First_Pirate@reddit

He took it out of the fridge and stared at it intensely.

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amullen1971@reddit

That's a perfect blue! 🤤 most restaurants can't get it right or won't serve me a steak that is blue. 👏🏻👏🏻 great job Dad!

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JC1199154@reddit

Bros still moving

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winexprt@reddit

A.K.A.: Still Mooing.

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yotreeman@reddit

That’s a blue steak.

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supermom721@reddit

Tuna

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ProlapsePatrick@reddit

If you put ice on it would the ice melt?

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Electrical-Concert17@reddit

That’s blue, not medium rare. Was the center of that even warm?

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Spiritual_Grand_9604@reddit

Sear on a scorching hot pan for 2 seconds on each side

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robrub@reddit

MMMMOOOOO!!!

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Sorry-Nobody@reddit

Still mooing

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yoloswaggins92@reddit

Did he forget to add the medium?

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mikemalist@reddit

blue but he has a good heart

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Veryberrybears@reddit

Is the medium rate steak in the room with us…?

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Recent-Industry811@reddit

Barely seared.

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creativity360@reddit

Not the blood on the plate

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TheGreyling@reddit

I wouldn’t even call that blue rare. Did he just wave it over the pan before putting it on the plate?

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mako1964@reddit

Still got the whip marks on it

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marvinfuture@reddit

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EwItsNot@reddit

If that cow was still alive that wouldn't even be a second degree burn.

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Cuseyedrum@reddit

I don't think this even classifies as a blue steak 💀

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Thin-Disaster3247@reddit

This is blue but with a weak sear

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Sufficient_Act_1470@reddit

My dad also drinks.

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MyMommaHatesYou@reddit

He left out the "medium" part.

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Molten_Baco@reddit

I believe this is called blue

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Blacke-Dragon0705@reddit

Tf does he think Rare means?

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Independent-Sir3146@reddit

Your Steak is not cooked, eat a tartare 😜

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kidsaredead@reddit

Add some onion, capers parsley, Worcester and u have a unfinished beef tartar.

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ReaganRebellion@reddit

Doesn't fit the description but I'd destroy it

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Apples_made_bananas@reddit

Did… did he cook it?

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Friendly-Sun6270@reddit

Crazy how I could hear a moo from my screen

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i_have_hoooooves86@reddit

Ewe

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Nipplasia2@reddit

Blue is what he meant

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Jumped-Up_Vulgarian@reddit

Still mooing.

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Eitandoron@reddit

Blue

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Deep-Judge-3287@reddit

Ew

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Mysterious-Loquat582@reddit

I always take forgranted having a cook dad

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Evilrogreg1@reddit

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Sorry_Error3797@reddit

Not a steak guy but that doesn't even look cooked. It looks like it's been wrapped in a heated blanket at best.

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deviemelody@reddit

Slice it thinly and rename it slightly grilled capacio

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BathroomSniper@reddit

That's rare

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WestsideWizzop@reddit

It’s still mooing 🤣

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Turbulent_Fix8495@reddit

It looks like he fucking microwaved it

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Pyro_Beast@reddit

It's fucking burnt 🤢

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CookingRat210@reddit

Too raw

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Immediate-Damage-302@reddit

A skilled vet could get that thing up and producing milk.

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poopiehands@reddit

Cook it with the heat of his hands?

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cdngirl73@reddit

You should try k*lling it first 🤷🏽‍♀️

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z_razvan@reddit

He just talked to it about the dangers of high heat… if he turned the lights on he would’ve overcooked his med rare

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HCltrip@reddit

Did he just season it and then set it next to the grill???

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CheapBlackberry5381@reddit

IT'S RAAAW!

~Gordon Ramsay

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GurglingWaffle@reddit

This looks closer to rare than medium rare. It may be that I'm not picking it up in this picture but medium rare typically has a little bit more pink meat with it getting red as you approach the center.

The outside has no bearing on how well done the meat is because you pretty much always sear the outside unless you're some French lunatic that goes for a tartare.

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AthenasChosen@reddit

Wow I didn't think easy bake ovens were still around

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Polarian_Lancer@reddit

This cow is still moo-ing

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Alarmed_Cheesecake98@reddit

That thing is still twitching and moo-ing on the plate

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Susgatuan@reddit

I love steak and I think well done is a crime. I also think that too rare is just objectively bad. Its chewy and tasteless. I have no idea why macho men insist on eating objectively bad steaks.

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link183@reddit

A good vet could still save this cow

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theCOMBOguy@reddit

I was looking for this comment, I love it

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jmr1190@reddit

Incredibly weird how many comments there are falling over themselves to find this very, very commonly used joke funny.

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MinimumApricot365@reddit

Ok this is a good one. I'm stealing this expression.

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JasonMraz4Life@reddit

Only fair, since OP stole the joke from an episode of Frasier.

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link183@reddit

my dad has been making this joke since I was born, please stop. We get it, you like Fraiser. Not everyone watches TV like you dear.

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JasonMraz4Life@reddit

K

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hey_im_cool@reddit

You won’t be the first one

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OK_Throwaway1238@reddit

Would you even need a vet or could a good ole slap get it back and mooing?

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NatureStoof@reddit

Jfc golden

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Tricky-Gas-8194@reddit

God damn

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JasonMraz4Life@reddit

This joke is from Frasier Season 4, episode 7

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Pavian_Zhora@reddit

I honestly thought this was a pig.

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Shouko-@reddit

im weeping please 😂

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Pretty_Cap_9032@reddit

It’s still mooooving

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The_Oliverse@reddit

That's a good belly laugh. Whew.

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O_o-buba-o_O@reddit

How do you know he didn't just pull a Dwight & carved it off while it was still alive?

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RedLicorice83@reddit

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fermelebouche@reddit

Cooked by the light over the stove.

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Ok-Development-187@reddit

A good Veterinarian could get this mooing again💀 this feels like Orange Juice after brushing your Teeth.

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THEREAL_ANON_FOUR@reddit

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AlmightyOnyon@reddit

Medium raw

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throwaway_2151@reddit

That steak looks like it’s still trying to decide if it wants to be cooked or not! Definitely an acquired taste…

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BlazeyBell@reddit

It's still bleeding, that juice you get from raw meat, or he use it as a drizzle?

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winstonpgrey@reddit

What- did he season it and leave it under a warming lamp?

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Panthera_014@reddit

that is Rare - not medium rare

I'd eat it

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CallEnvironmental439@reddit

A thermometer needs to enter the chat lol

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FadedFigure1160@reddit

That mofo is still alive

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Garglyballs69@reddit

this isn’t medium rare, not even rare, it’s closer to legendary

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Grand_Baker420@reddit

I'll eat a blue/Chicago blue camping but even this isn't cooked to enough for me

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Madame_Cheshire@reddit

Medium raw.

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ishey@reddit

mid-rare still requires enough heat to melt the fat

this is raw!!!!

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covertnars@reddit

Olley fook

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mandlers@reddit

Cooked in the heat of the moment

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Flaky-Lavishness-973@reddit

I can hear the cow mowing 💀

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Classic_Ad_9836@reddit

I actually like my steaks "still mooing", and take them extra rare as in blue rare. This, however, is literally just raw.

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CleverJail@reddit

Pretty sure this is the American way at this point

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keefskittles666@reddit

i hope this is satire

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Dimebagdaryl587@reddit

Blue rare

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YeahItsRico@reddit

Bro served you a granite countertop

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Sashooo@reddit

That is a blue ass steak

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Sashooo@reddit

That is a blue as steak

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ZepTheNooB@reddit

He cooked it with a blow dryer or what?

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Xandar24@reddit

Neither of you know how to cook a steak

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SalPistqchio@reddit

Cross post on steak or tuna

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Bolf-Ramshield@reddit

Why is that even a sub 😭

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C4LLgirl@reddit

Easiest upvote

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craigzilla1@reddit

I am also in the thinking it was tuna.

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immersedmoonlight@reddit

Would be a MINT tuna steak

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wildOldcheesecake@reddit

Deadass thought it was tuna

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mihkael2890@reddit

ITS FUCKING RAW punches meat

I needed to say the gordon ramsay quote

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Ok-Gazelle3182@reddit

Your steak accidentally touched a warm plate

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GeologistEcstatic862@reddit

This is bleu rare

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Apprehensive_Luck_34@reddit

This is still raw

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Mr_Lunt_@reddit

Moooooooooooo

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Ken-Popcorn@reddit

That’s medium raw

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KOORPRAGEN@reddit

I like mine rare, 🤢this aint it.

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millennialblackgirl@reddit

Omg barf 😭😭 I’m so sorry

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Jaystime101@reddit

This looks REALLY rare buddy

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nycKasey@reddit

That is raw 🫠

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atoms_23@reddit

I can still hear it mooing

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TheosMythos@reddit

Ur dad can’t cook a steak

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DarkNinja70@reddit

It's Fucking Raw!

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DarkNinja70@reddit

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Skyxiez@reddit

this is overcooked. get it out of my sight

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W00dChuckCouldChuck@reddit

Why would anyone serve this to anyone and call it “perfect” when it’s clearly “terribly uncool”

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Expensive_Bike_960@reddit

this is blue temp

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Lylat_System@reddit

Blue steak lover here: even that looks a little frightening

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SamtheMan2006@reddit

thats exotic not rare

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StillShoddy628@reddit

Cooked over a heated argument

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astralrig96@reddit

this is literally food for wolves

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SYNtechp90@reddit

So... your dad doesn't know temps obviously... because this is rare.

Here's the straightforward on steaks.

well done: grey throughout

Medium well: grey, firm, small pink center.

Medium: Mostly pink, grey ring may be present.

Medium rare: warm red center, just starting to firm up with a pink ring on the exterior.

Rare: cool red center (not cold. not raw. Not mooing.) Cool. Not cold.

Bluerare: just seared, mostly raw. 110 to about 120 internal temp.

Raw: uncooked, not seared, not cured, room temp or colder.

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DueScreen7143@reddit

Looks damn near blue to me, is he afraid of heat?

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Hour-Addendum-5229@reddit

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adtechheck@reddit

This is the level of medium rare my dog eats

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N7xDante@reddit

It’s still blue.

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Pugovitz@reddit

That steak's not just rare, it's endangered.

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PRnG1@reddit

r/SteakorTuna

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Nick_Carlson_Press@reddit

Cooking a steak with hand warmers is definitely ambitious

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plastic-alien@reddit

Possibly.... Handwarmers plus thermite...

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Highlandertr3@reddit

Thermite is a bit much for a steak. Gunpowder though.

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nmann14@reddit

And certainly rubbish

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Outrageous_Bank_4491@reddit

Or a blow dryer

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Sad_Anything_3273@reddit

Or a heating pad.

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JonH611@reddit

Passed over a candle, in one direction only

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immersedmoonlight@reddit

Honestly, a (well) cooked steak the next day not reheated, that fat is the best 😭

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Photograph-Classic@reddit

Oof

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MissMabeliita@reddit

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Aravenous-@reddit

Moo

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Ok-Performance480@reddit

Its still mooing

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Content-Potential191@reddit

at least its fully seasoned...?

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medicinalherbavore@reddit

Cooked with warm regards

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Cocacoleyman@reddit

WTF is this

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WorriedDimension3137@reddit

Was that cooked in the microwave or something?!

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Yummy_toes123@reddit

That's not rare thats mythical

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SlowmoTron@reddit

That's blue rare

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zOOm_saLad@reddit

Dads will always get mad if you question the rarity of the steak.

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HorrorPhone3601@reddit

Looks raw to me

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Prince-sama@reddit

have him take a bite first. after all, the cook deserves to eat first.

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DrunknBattlToad@reddit

and only needed a BIC lighter as a heat source

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ihaZtaco@reddit

Unironically how my father eats his steak

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userno89@reddit

Lol at least you can still cook it. My parents both like their steaks well done and refuse to "cater to others" so I have to cook my own steak separately every single time. I don't know how it's hard to just take a steak off the grill earlier than others, or why they make such a big deal when I ask if I can remove mine when they tell me to cook it myself. Parents lol can't win, always annoying them no matter what

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naemorhaedus@reddit

I can still hear it mooing

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Weary_Chicken8357@reddit

It’s raw

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Mastersauce420@reddit

That bad boy still mooing! I’m sure the fat is nice and chewy too 😂😂😂

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orcheon@reddit

Wrong sub I think, that looks amazing to me.

Source - am a coyote

(Seriously, I do like a very rare steak and would devour this)

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Final_Winter7524@reddit

No sear on the outside. 👎

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Nole19@reddit

Medium rare that's Legendary

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fucjin@reddit

Ick

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QuietStrawberry7102@reddit

Did he cook it with a hairdryer?

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No_Jackfruit_9139@reddit

The cow is still mooing

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Majestic-Cup-3505@reddit

Mmmmmoooooooooo

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ledbedder20@reddit

Did he cook it with a flashlight?

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Delicious-Cut-7911@reddit

this is 2 minutes in the pan. Raw

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Master_Throat7761@reddit

The salmonella is staring at me.

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Illustrious-Towel-45@reddit

Yeah, it's still raw.

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DudePort@reddit

I think it’s still breathing!

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Hobak56@reddit

Its so rare the fat hasn't even rendered

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Spleenzorio@reddit

Medium rare? More like extra large rare.

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timweak@reddit

genuinely how

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dhoepp@reddit

I don’t think that’s even cooked. I think it’s just seasoning on top.

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MentalNewspaper8386@reddit

I think this is the only time in my life I’ve thought something’s too rare.

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jkatarn@reddit

I can cook better steaks using my hair dryer

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RentPsychological799@reddit

That’s not even rare that’s just seared lol

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Williamtell9000@reddit

Brothers I can still hear the poor thing moo. The fucking thing might as well be thrown back to the fields

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hellidad@reddit

Lightly boiled milksteak

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SearchAlarmed7644@reddit

Nice!

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Bryce_Taylor1@reddit

How did he cook it? With a heated argument?

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Lillydunn@reddit

This is “left my friend in the oven and turned it on long enough to singe his hair before removing”

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Expert-Aspect3692@reddit

Blue

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Scary_Rush_7401@reddit

Is it boiled?

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BackgroundPrompt3111@reddit

That's one of the best tuna steaks I've ever seen.

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mvpxxv@reddit

That’s revolting

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Retsameniw13@reddit

lol..perfect blue steak 🥩😂

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idk2715@reddit

I can still hear the cow mooing

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Zorpfield@reddit

Someone tried cooking in microwave

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Pretty-Plan8792@reddit

Yeah not medium rare. I guarantee a temperature reading will not be in that range. I'd still eat it, but its not Medium rare, or even rare, that looks blue

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drsbuttenham@reddit

Not even cooked

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mitchrowland_@reddit

the cow is literally still mooing

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Brilliant_Pitch4094@reddit

Thats what is nlknown as BLUE in the cooking world...sear the outside and raw middle

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peter_2900@reddit

Medium rare is not cold in the center. That rare or blue

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Endolphine@reddit

Seem like straight out to the pan from the fridge

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Due_Series2648@reddit

Thats what we call bloody, some people prefer it, but this definately isnt medium rare.

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Loki-Don@reddit

That thing is still moo-ing.

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xPersix@reddit

ITS RAWWW

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Dmaxjr@reddit

Yes the ole blue medium rare. Nice!!

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ZenithVoid151@reddit

that's not blue, that's ultramarine

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XxSliphxX@reddit

Just say you like your food raw and be done with it.

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Anal_Werewolf@reddit

Finally something else to be disappointed in. 🇺🇸

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Anal_Werewolf@reddit

But you were sure to tell him that you weren’t mad, just disappointed, right?

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CalzLight@reddit

Looks like he didn’t let the steak warm up after taking it out of the fridge

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imaginary0pal@reddit

Did he think about heat near it for a second?

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maleficentmoosey@reddit

The inside didn’t even get warm enough for it to go “blue” this is just raw meat that literally touches the pan for less than a minute per side

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Capital_Bluebird_117@reddit

It's maximum rare

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Bubbagump210@reddit

The secret is a very short cold sear.

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Jubass123@reddit

That’s barely thawed

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Rich_Audience7721@reddit

Its stil mooing tf you mean by perfect??? gif

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LidcombeStation@reddit

That steak is still mooing.

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Serious_Stable_3462@reddit

That fat has not been rendered tsk tsk

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Iamyeetson@reddit

It's still on the pasture...

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AJ-tech3@reddit

Microwaved? 30s?

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dickinburger47@reddit

I would still eat it

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Some-Antelope-2200@reddit

I like med rare steak myself but that’s med moo. That’s still alive.

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tywin_2@reddit

Do you still have the receipt for him? Might wanna give him back bro

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KamalATFP@reddit

This fucker still mooing

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iustusflorebit@reddit

Legitimately, how did he do this? Did he put it on medium heat for 15 seconds per side?

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robicide@reddit

Left it near the pan for a few seconds

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Star-K@reddit

I think the steak must have been like 33F when he put it in the pan for 1 minute on each side.

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Lioness_lair@reddit

33f? Naw, it’s so raw it’s probably a toddler at best

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Garviel_Loken95@reddit

with a quick water dredge before going in the pan

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kaybeanz69@reddit

Your dad does steak right. Rare is best.. I think I can still hear it moo 💀

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Smushin3@reddit

Rofl. Nice fridgesteak

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Royal-Ad-1743@reddit

That so rare you should feel lucky

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Educational-Rip-972@reddit

This is blue rare. My grandpa would eat his steaks like this.

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Phat22@reddit

Dude this isn’t medium rare, it’s unheard of

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rabidbuckle899@reddit

Did he cook it before thawing it?

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pearsnic000@reddit

For sure not medium rare, but even still, I’d rather have a well done steak with a good crust than a medium rare steak that has no crust…

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After_Damage_4182@reddit

If this was a video I could hear the cow still breathing.

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McgbGames@reddit

Epic

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Dapper-Archer5409@reddit

Oh, sweetie

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imuhamm4@reddit

Raw rare right there

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BillyHenry1690@reddit

My daddy gives me rare beef too!

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Lego_Chef@reddit

Medium raw

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kinkyaboutjewelry@reddit

Your dad is a treasure. Enjoy your steaks together.

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chevisback@reddit

Your dad has a bone to pick with you.

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Due-Albatross5909@reddit

That’s not even blue rare. That’s raw.

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Intelligent-Act9461@reddit

Blue

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AnalystVarious6477@reddit

This was seasoned and then just put on a plate

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yoyokeepitup@reddit

Cooked over a heated discussion

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evasivemoves@reddit

this is raw!

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AliveAndNotForgotten@reddit

I’d still eat

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nic13w@reddit

It's so rare you need to feed it and give it a name

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peonypanties@reddit

This cow walked by a fire

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OK_Throwaway1238@reddit

This is a certified r/steakortuna moment tbh

A good bleu steak would at least have a jammy or crusted sear, this looks like it was at most defrosted from your camera light 😬

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crackersncheeseman@reddit

Cut off it's horns and wipe it's ass and slap it on the plate.

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trackstaar@reddit

The fact the marbling is still visible is wild. I’m assuming he has dementia and forgot to cook it after seasoning?

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Competitive-Grab521@reddit

I swear I heard it moo

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Top-Broccoli8994@reddit

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Chronically_Chronic@reddit

Dad must be Chuck Schumer

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Business_Curve_7281@reddit

Flame kissed lol

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db_nrst@reddit

That's raw

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indierckr770@reddit

That poor thing was walked through a warm room. Double check to ensure that it’s not still mooing

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77765876543@reddit

Where’s the medium bud

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Sad-Term-5455@reddit

It can still say Mooo

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MindblowingPetals@reddit

That’s not cooked. It’s just slightly threatened.

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cryeverytimeee@reddit

Looks like he prepared them in his armpits

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mrDmrB@reddit

Give it mouth to mouth and set it free

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Free_Poem1617@reddit

Sun tanned

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No_Mortarpiece@reddit

It’s just seared tuna, but nice try.

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OfficiallyKaos@reddit

A good veterinarian could reattach that to a cow

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Humble_Mom@reddit

That steak is still mooing! Dang

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TyCyber@reddit

Your dad does not need to be cooking bouta give smb salmonella

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Pi-creature@reddit

Hmmmmmm. RARE

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dsled@reddit

I don't believe that

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bensor74@reddit

I can hear it say "moo"

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StrangerMemes1996@reddit

Gordon Ramsay would say that thing can go back in the field it’s still raw

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YouCanCallMeJR@reddit

Pan seared steak

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Metals4J@reddit

Medium raw

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Dangit_Bud@reddit

Did he cook it with a hair dryer for 2 minutes?

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Ill-Vehicle-9907@reddit

I think a good veterinarian could prolly save that! lol

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bookishmama_76@reddit

That’s steak tartare that’s been seared with a kitchen torch

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thexsoprano@reddit

I thought it was tuna then I read the top

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xxunusualmagikarpxx@reddit

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Bimmer9721@reddit

That is a plate of hospital visit. That look like it was cooked with nightmares and a very brief stay in hell. My stomach turned and I farted several times looking at this pic.

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commentor_55oscvL@reddit

How do u keep it from mooing?🤔

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SkidmoreDeference@reddit

Pass

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Double_Reception3741@reddit

Your dads villain arch

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parickwilliams@reddit

It’s super raw AND it has a shitty dear

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Responsible-Oil4199@reddit

Fuck, put that thing back. Your dad doesn’t steak much.

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AdoptionHelpASPCARal@reddit

I’ve never seen something so horrible in my life

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NateDignity@reddit

God, I'd hate to be the one to serve him an actual medium rare steak at a restaurant

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KnarfWongar2024@reddit

Cooked with a hot fart.

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jmw27403@reddit

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b1uelightbulb@reddit

1 minute per side in a medium low pan

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JIMMY_DA_RISH_HAMPTA@reddit

This aint rare, this is legendary

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TedTwoOnDVD@reddit

Did he forget to cook it?

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Answerisequal42@reddit

Thats not rare. Thats legendary my dude.

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Fine-Speed-9417@reddit

🤢

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Makkisenpai@reddit

If you listen closely, you might hear it moo.

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GIDAJG@reddit

This steak is medium legendary

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maximilian011010@reddit

That shit is raw

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muellkunst@reddit

You can post the picture after actually cooking it now

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Antique-Cycle-6113@reddit

this ain’t tuna

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UndeadBread@reddit

That shit's medium alive.

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AUnknownVariable@reddit

I'm so upset rn and this made me feel sick😭 Why didn't he at least throw it on a pan or something

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Noahbest6@reddit

screw rare this is legendary

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smurfalidocious@reddit

jesus christ that's not even blue.

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bjarke_l@reddit

tell him to try turning on the stove next time

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Beansndane@reddit

He don't love you

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Eighty_Six_Salt@reddit

Your dad makes you things?

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sloppybro@reddit

would

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gneightimus_maximus@reddit

Right!

This is far from perfect but it is a good cook and looks like it is medium rare…

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sloppybro@reddit

eh, tbh i’d say it’s more of blue rare. which is my preferred doneness

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-DuploBrick-@reddit

Just eat it raw at this point bro

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sloppybro@reddit

oh baby i like it raw

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brellhell@reddit

This ain’t rare, this is tartare

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No_Conversation_5942@reddit

Blue more like it

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No-Contribution-7261@reddit

looks good

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CoffeemonsterNL@reddit

"Look steak, that is the heater. Off to the plate with you"

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llGhostLightning@reddit

That's not rare that's RAW

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hg457@reddit

A good vet could bring that back to life!

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Calm-Box4187@reddit

I love rare even blue steak…I do not recognise this.

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Feeling_Pool_4203@reddit

This is the most blue I’ve seen today

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MountainMuffin1980@reddit

I love a rare/medium rare steak. This looks awful.

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Footfreak82@reddit

That's blue ya tosspot.

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I_ReadThe_Comments@reddit

The fat strip looks like a piece of rubber

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Yue2@reddit

That’s basically blue or rare lol

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Deckard2022@reddit

A skilled vet could reattach it

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Mountain_Fortune4963@reddit

If I hear this one more time I'm gonna complain again.

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dirty_quacker@reddit

Minimal on the grey band lacking on the crust how ever looks more like a blue rare vs medium rare

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Bl0g0@reddit

Cooked for 30 seconds on a radiator

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Mountain_Fortune4963@reddit

I think he just rubs his hands together and held it for a minute.

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Wdymthisisntvalid@reddit

Not the radiator..

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dTrecii@reddit

Cooked using a heated argument

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seantellsyou@reddit

Very clever of you to come up with that fresh new joke

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dTrecii@reddit

Cooked up with a very bad burn

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eddmario@reddit

A PT Cruiser radiator specifically

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Mountain_Fortune4963@reddit

That's bluer than fuck. What he cook it with, a Bic?

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mantsy1981@reddit

Did he cook it by breathing on it a bit?

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JGratsch@reddit

Cooked that with a flashlight he did.

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Critical-Loss2549@reddit

We call that blue

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workforyourdreams@reddit

Your dad should consider doing a parasite cleanse with his cooking

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cactus_collective@reddit

The colour red is not infact the same as the colour green. The government is lying to us

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bluedancepants@reddit

If that thing was anymore raw it would be mooing.

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Okay-Reflection5176@reddit

That’s not even seared enough to count as blue

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MABfan11@reddit

Seared beef sashimi

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Curling49@reddit

A little CPR and you could save this steer!

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supadonut@reddit

blue or raw inside is fine if you like it that way but still need a good sear to get a minimal crust, this one is to say it politely un remarquable.

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TheSexualBrotatoChip@reddit

Did your dad just point the steak at the pan or what?

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JonCee500@reddit

That’s been cooked in the heat of the moment

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_M0M9843@reddit

Does your dad not like you?

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SpencerIsANerd@reddit

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Fck_Your_Feelings@reddit

Blue rare cuz,looks like he microwaved that shit! 😬

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DisturbingDaffy@reddit

I’ve seen cows get hurt worse than that and get over it.

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xMashu@reddit

Of course someone on Reddit would think this is digesting LOL

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Conscious-Long-8468@reddit

Did he put that under a light bulb for like 12 seconds?

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Massive-Mix-4892@reddit

Rare? Nah, that’s common

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External-Winner3450@reddit

Blue rare dummy

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Jojo_Smith-Schuster@reddit

🔵

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Efficient_Pomelo_583@reddit

That shit was frozen

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Kawawete@reddit

The only medium thing is your father's cooking slills

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-------I-------@reddit

Medium technically means 'halfway'. Your dad made it halfway to rare. He was technically correct since this is perfectly halfway to rare.

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darkon3z@reddit

Bro that's not even Blue

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Medical_Rate3986@reddit

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NoHunt6993@reddit

Should’ve held out for a milk steak.

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Oldguydad619@reddit

Get him a meat thermometer for Father's day

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0xghostface@reddit

This is how you get parasites

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WeirdoWithABeardo69@reddit

Seasoned and then zapped in the microwave on defrost and taken out halfway through

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Locoloo@reddit

MOOOO

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crs2121@reddit

Run a flashlight over both sides and throw it on the plate

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crs2121@reddit

A good vet can still save that one

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Ouwerucker@reddit

Log by Blammo?

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BooBagel@reddit

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Gullible-Ad-8112@reddit

its practically a shiny charizard, its so rare.

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rydieroo@reddit

Raw af 😂

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Pan-tang@reddit

Waste of a good steak.

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Own-Perception-5315@reddit

Thanks, dad, don’t put the pan in the sink yet. I’ll clean up.

I am not a fan of medium raw, I would slice it and cook the strips again.

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cpt_kagoul@reddit

This looks just seared

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ADM_Tetanus@reddit

not even fucking blue

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Integral-Fox6487@reddit

Did it moo when you stuck the fork in?

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LeventisKiddo@reddit

I prefer well done when it comes to steak

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chumpy551@reddit

A you a lion or a tiger?

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angrytortilla@reddit

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Thin-Arugula2056@reddit

Is that Elon Musk?

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Spice_and_Fox@reddit

Don't disrespect Sulu like that

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Clarinet_Player_1200@reddit

That is George Takei 😂

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CheesyBoson@reddit

That is damn near bleu steak.

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Puzzleheaded-East829@reddit

Bruh

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Agreeable_Raisin2184@reddit

That's....barely raw.🤣

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lifth3avy84@reddit

Oh man, sorry about your upcoming mad cow disease diagnosis

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PRS617@reddit

If you give it ibuprofen it will walk away from your plate

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bateen618@reddit

I can actually hear Gordon Ramsay screaming at your dad...

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VarietyInitial3298@reddit

Yeah I'm good I like rare but not that rare

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Commercial_Goat_4130@reddit

A decent Vet will be able to bring it back to life

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Tamer9@reddit

That is gross.

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tau_enjoyer_@reddit

That is blue, barely cooked at all.

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Extension_Shower24@reddit

Seared, not cooked.

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Comfortable-Finger-8@reddit

You mean the cow? Is it a medium rare breed?

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TeaspoonOfSugar987@reddit

That’s not medium rare 🤣

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SWIFT3497@reddit

Shits so undercooked you could still milk it

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pepenepe@reddit

Damn did u check if it still had a pulse? If this is medium rare I dint want to know what rare is.

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Shinyaku88@reddit

I can hear your food breathing

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kwakimaki@reddit

Couple of blasts of a defibrillator and you could resurrect that.

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Atophy@reddit

Sheesh, that's barely even got a sear !

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borilo9@reddit

This looks nice, but it's blue, not medium rare

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RiPP2TheCore@reddit

Mmmmmmmm stomach cancer mmmmmmmm

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Zealousideal_Cup9680@reddit

This looks like a sear then 30s in you remove it because someone is at the door…

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FuriousWombat88@reddit

Mother fucker is still mooing

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Bambampowpow@reddit

That looks like Uncle Rico’s microwaved steak

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taita2004@reddit

That somehow manages to look over cooked and undercooked at the same time.

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Appropriate_Cup6414@reddit

lol you can tell it's still frozen.

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mngdew@reddit

It looks like it got half-seared then put into the refrigerator to cool down.

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Ronins_T@reddit

Look like your cow got a little tan over there

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Should_have_been_ded@reddit

That's medium extinct if you'd ask me

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SweetSugarSeeds@reddit

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AffectEconomy6034@reddit

I've seen tartares more cooked than that

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new_abcdefghijkl@reddit

I absolutely love tartare and even I would struggle to eat that steak

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RyanTheGrand@reddit

Ah... ha ha it's funny because tartare isn't cooked.

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finnvid@reddit

He meant mediocre and raw.

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SnooWalruses7112@reddit

It's... Actively bleeding

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HauntingBerry4454@reddit

Before I was vegetarian, I liked to eat rare meat or even raw meat. (Mother's a butcher)

I'm not sure I would consider this even "blue rare" at this point

Looks like it was cooked in lukewarm water on each side for a few minutes

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Next_Advertising_242@reddit

that steak looks delectable. (could use more seasoning tho)

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stripedpigeon@reddit

r/SteakorTuna

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greymom214@reddit

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Ok_Relationship3872@reddit

This shit isn’t rare this is a Legendary item

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Jet-Black-Centurian@reddit

For a rare steak he just visualizes a frying pan.

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premium_direktsaft@reddit

This is so raw, a skilled veterinarian could still save it.

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Depressedduke@reddit

Medium raw. At best, medium marinated.

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Important_Level_6093@reddit

My dishwasher could do better

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Lanky_Opportunity368@reddit

Steak is not enough cook 😭 I don't know why white peoples like this type of steak

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PrincessMalyssa@reddit

At least it isn't frozen!

...it's not still frozen, right?

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Recent-Snow-1056@reddit

I love a cold blue cooked steak , this is a no for me

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RopeAccomplished2728@reddit

I heard that this is the result when you just glare at it and give it a stern look.

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Azzblack@reddit

Call the vet, there is still time!

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Financial-Mango-651@reddit

past rare into legendary status

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TrashyZedMain@reddit

oh nice seared steak sashimi

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tookangsta@reddit

LMAO my roommate told me he makes a "meanass" steak and it looked just like this one. idk much about steak so i was yeah this is a mean steak and proceeded to eat half of it lol

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zetsumeimaru@reddit

Jeese, he could have gotten more color on it at least.

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Bangersss@reddit

I can’t eat this, I have sensitive teeth.

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FoxFireEmpress@reddit

Looks like the cow had a light tan.

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Hattix@reddit

That looks amazing. A good vet would get that mooing again. Just how I like it!

Maybe not how you like it...

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Player_Slayer_7@reddit

As a dude who loves rare steak, this is almost too rare for even me. I'd argue this isn't even blue.

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Plenty-Ad6904@reddit

He just kind of seared it. Hahaha sushi style beef

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Axivelee@reddit

It's still moo'ing

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coke-pusher@reddit

I'm surprised she held still long enough for you to get a good picture

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bloodypumpin@reddit

That is perfect. Perfectly raw.

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iigotreplaced@reddit

Well... did you eat it or not?

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OneEyedRocket@reddit

More like medium E. coli

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Risho96@reddit

Medium rare does not mean allowed to come to room temperature before serving.

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nitorigen@reddit

That’s not medium rare, that’s blue rare. In fact, it’s so blue that there’s blood on the plate!

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Crunchy-socks-562@reddit

That looks medium still alive buddy

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Over9000Zeros@reddit

Clue him in on reverse searing...

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JUST_THAT_JERK@reddit

shit looks hella good i cannot lie

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bahumthugg@reddit

He. Seared the outsides for a couple seconds. It’s technically safe to eat because of that assuming it was fresh never frozen and stored properly. But. It’s unlikely

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AdPrize3997@reddit

I can hear it mooing

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CloudMerlin@reddit

Perfect medium raw steak.

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KeepGamingNed@reddit

lol.. yeah OPs dad heard raw not rare!

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KeepGamingNed@reddit

Blue As! Probaly cold in the middle lolz

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FloppyVachina@reddit

This looks colder than my ass after sitting in the snow.

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dope415@reddit

This is a TSS TSS

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BlackTrigger77@reddit

dude I think I just heard it moo

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rowdymowdy@reddit

Blue rare

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Ok_Dragonfruit6718@reddit

That blue rare

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ItsEctoplasmISwear@reddit

That thing saw more heat when it was still alive in the field eating grass and shit.

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No_Tackle_5439@reddit

Did he forget to cook it?

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Mariposa510@reddit

🤢

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Det_Popcorn5@reddit

Waste of a good steak to cook it in a skillet

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Cautious_Ad_6517@reddit

Everyone clowning but this is how I like my steak...

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Subxanthium@reddit

I didn’t see anything wrong with it

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Spacetime-anomaly99@reddit

That is raw

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sarai0527@reddit

🐄 tipping

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ArtfulGhost@reddit

Can still see the heartbeat.

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Dramatic_Meet2403@reddit

Is that cooked or still raw?.... I can't tell.

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I_TheJester_I@reddit

This is what we call "bleu" thats even less grilled than english/rare.

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Abi_Sloth@reddit

It’s mooing at me

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crorse@reddit

...is that pork?

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IncreaseOk8433@reddit

It's still mooing.

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No-Establishment9317@reddit

That is raw

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Lophane911@reddit

Eh, I’ll cook mine a little longer than that but not by a ton

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punchedquiche@reddit

Mooo

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ExcitingStress8663@reddit

He took farm to plate concept literally

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GamingChocolate@reddit

That thing is still moo-ing

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ddmrob87@reddit

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MiraiKishi@reddit

Is that fuckin' blue rare?

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andpaws@reddit

A good vet could get that going again…

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CandidPalpitation427@reddit

Medium raw

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Alivethroughempathy@reddit

Barely touched by the flame

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TRDF3RG@reddit

Fortunately you can still salvage it.

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AggressiveAutism@reddit

It doesn’t even have sear mark…did he fuckin blanch it?

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Deepnebulasleeper@reddit

Looks like it was cooked by a father who went out to get cigarettes 15 years ago and hasn't returned since.

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lievresauteur@reddit

It's more than rare, it's raw. We call it "bleu" here.

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Absoloutez3r0@reddit

Looks like it was briefly scared with a match-stick.

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mojojojo_ow@reddit

Was the pan even hot? That’s the second ugliest steak I’ve ever seen

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Crispychicken90@reddit

Looks like microwaved

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NetFu@reddit

Put a quarter inch layer of raw garlic on top and it’s perfect. “Medium rare with garlic”

Yes…

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derkpip@reddit

This is the r/ I have been dreaming of

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Ticklemebendef@reddit

Looks boiled

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alqimist@reddit

That's Blue.

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kricean@reddit

I can still hear it moo

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Fit_Spread_7922@reddit

How’d he make it look like raw pork?

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WorkerProud4385@reddit

It’s not dead yet

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Direct_Town792@reddit

Ok, I would ignore everything he’s been saying then, people shouldn’t lie about food

Red flags

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Concrete_and_Gold@reddit

He put it next to the fire, just to scare it

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jbevarts@reddit

This is rare

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FrietjePindaMayoUi@reddit

A good vet could get that to move again.

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Prislv223@reddit

This is the steak in Rosemary’s baby. Just lightly toasted on both sides.

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K-Lo-20@reddit

I love rare steaks. I could even stomach a bite of this

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ryandblack@reddit

Your dad stupid or somethin’?

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Sacharon123@reddit

I mean, the cow at least is certified dead, but thats about it.. I would say second degrees burns max...

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Whatever801@reddit

That's a little more on the rare side IMO

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LarryBIrdOnAScooter@reddit

That’s bleu

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Wwwweeeeeeee@reddit

He "cooked" it over a single birthday candle for 3 seconds or what?

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potatopotatto@reddit

I'm not even sure the outside has been heated 🤔

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Educational_Arm3422@reddit

nice

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TreehouseInAPinetree@reddit

Did your steak just moo?

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Tronkfool@reddit

r/steakortuna

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rpgnoob17@reddit

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Tablesalt2001@reddit

It's fucking raaaaaaw!

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just-me-uk@reddit

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Soft_Equivalent_9436@reddit

I’m calling the police

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Hubie_Dubois@reddit

Looks frozen

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dangerclosecustoms@reddit

Medium Raw

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Sea-Cupcake-2065@reddit

Gave it a nice sunburn

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dsanders692@reddit

Have you got a picture from after he cooked it?

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GeeKaba@reddit

This is just raw meat. 😇😇

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lilLaylaXOX@reddit

raw.

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SkeletonOfaGhostt@reddit

Dad needs to learn how to reverse sear a steak

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Snootch74@reddit

It’s still mooing

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AverageJoe11221972@reddit

Gross

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esmelusina@reddit

Waiting for you to upload the “after” picture….

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Traditional_Elk_7516@reddit

This is raw-blue rare with a piss poor sear

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Forward_Camp8712@reddit

Is that fucking tuna?

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Roy_Vidoc@reddit

Maybe a medium rare crust heh

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No_Ordinary_8@reddit

Blue rare 🫤. Worked at a steakhouse and had one man order it like this on a year. Kitchen said it was their second one in 5 years. Ya no for me

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Empty_Quiet5042@reddit

yum!

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Aggravating_Anybody@reddit

If you can see the marbling in the meat (excluding intramuscular fat like in a ribeye) then you have not, in any sense of the word, cooked your steak.

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Ok_Tank_3995@reddit

A good vet could still revive that cow!

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6feetchina@reddit

Your dad should stick to mowing and taking out the trash. Sale the grill. Immediately.

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stuffitystuff@reddit

Looks like seared tuna

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prawduhgee@reddit

That's not even cooked enough to be blue.

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CurveOfTheUniverse@reddit

I love a good blue steak, but this isn’t even that.

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coldnightair@reddit

Worms

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Tailoxen@reddit

It's still fresh from the road 🛣️

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paint_thetown_red@reddit

A perfect medium for rare steak

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Imaginary_Ratio_7570@reddit

Did that walk onto the plate by itself? 🤔

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Aolflashback@reddit

Mmm toasted seasonings on raw meat. Tasty alright.

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Slight_Tiger2914@reddit

Unless that's Waygu Beef that's just Raw...

Did he even tell check that?

That thing isn't even 100° in the center... Jesus Christ , toss it in the air fryer for like 7-8 mins at 400 and it'll get to about medium rare - medium haha

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Sequoioideae@reddit

Weak sear, but the centre looks good to me. Next time crank up the temperature and form a crust.

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Myrkana@reddit

The outside is so bad looking.... how did you let him down?

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Admirable-Frosting46@reddit

Thats not … how the did manage that? 😭 keep that man out of kitchens

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cas24563@reddit

That thing dabba dee dabba died

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Yeahokaysureman@reddit

Gross

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spydamans@reddit

I think this is blue

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MantisGibbon@reddit

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Valhallapeenyo@reddit

Might want to make sure he doesn’t have a life insurance policy or 2 on you

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AngryVic702@reddit

Yuck

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Spencur1@reddit

Time for a home

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intense_in_tents@reddit

Thought this was a tuna steak 💀

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lyssidm@reddit

seen moments earlier https://www.reddit.com/r/steak/s/1sVRmYG7QL

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opieisog@reddit

I’d eat

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ElectronicMarsupial5@reddit

That's not even rare it feckin blue. I mean, I would eat it, but I'm a savage I've not met another person who eats steaks the same.

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honeysesamechicken@reddit

Where is the sear

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Anonymous31198@reddit

I think this post belongs on r/steakortuna

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Historical-Gap-7084@reddit

It's fucking raw!

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SOF1231@reddit

I feel like this is fight worthy if you’re waiting for a solid amount of time for a good medium rare steak.

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ballinonabudget78@reddit

Dad’s getting old bro

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daddysatan53@reddit

Beautiful seared tuna

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johnkubiak@reddit

That's not rare. That's once in a life time.

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SpaceeMoses@reddit

It's even mooing

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hobopoe@reddit

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Alternative-Role1578@reddit

It's so raw it's still mooing and eating grass

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jaggedice01@reddit

I live in Phoenix. In the summer months, this is how my steaks look when I get home from the meat shop.

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MissLisaMarie86@reddit

Moooooo 🐄

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UltimateCatTree@reddit

I like my steak rare, but what the heck?

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ave_jamminonurmom@reddit

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Ill_Initial8986@reddit

r/nosear

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Kubricksmind@reddit

Nice Tuna

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Wearytraveller_@reddit

Lol medium raw

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w33ni3hutjr@reddit

Searing that mf like ahi tuna

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rupat3737@reddit

I think I heard it moo

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Lordbaron343@reddit

A good veterinarian could revive it

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R3yZ0rr@reddit

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Grimm_Charkazard_258@reddit

shit’s blue. dragged on one side of the grill, flipped, dragged on the other side.

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BrickTechnical5828@reddit

So raw it looks like salmon on the top

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TinyCleric@reddit

that is blue and isnt even a good cut to cook like that. I love blue rare steak and this is an afront even to my palate

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Shy-Prey@reddit

Legit just seared it on the sides and handed it to ya

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ayoungscoresfan@reddit

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CaptainArcher@reddit

Mooooo 🐄

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fartboxco@reddit

This is considered a blue rare steak.

Does he know what a thermometer is? Rookies should start with them before they judge a steak doness only using time, color and firmness.

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Survey217@reddit

Blue

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pissedoffndn@reddit

Does he own a thermometer?

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Lee_337@reddit

R/steakortuna

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themarksmannn@reddit

Does your dad describe himself as a meat sculptor or a meat creator?

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Vaike_n_Bake@reddit

That's a nice piece of ahi tuna

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shadowthehh@reddit

Raw meat is raw meat.

Well done or nothing.

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Icarusfell4@reddit

Blue af

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Budget_Pop9600@reddit

He just breathed on it

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Lifes_Tourist@reddit

I cook food for a living and EVERYTIME I go to the rents house my dad grills out and the ONLY thing he doesn’t cook blue is chicken haha otherwise, burgers are spongy and steaks are chilly and chewy. The girl can’t stand it and I am about over it too haha gonna get a worm!

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PolarLove@reddit

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CarpetDisastrous1963@reddit

He would’ve cooked if better if he just microwaved it lmao

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fatalcharm@reddit

This is exactly how I like my steak. You can’t eat the fat (I usually love the fat when it’s cooked) but the rest of the steak is extremely tasty. The more red juice the better, it’s not blood it’s some kind of protein that turned into a delicious brown jelly-like substance when cooked. Did you try it OP? You would probably like it more than you think.

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Low-Event-7505@reddit

Nope

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WhileEducational3001@reddit

It can still moo

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CMDR_PEARJUICE@reddit

This steak was cooked over a heated discussion... Amazing...

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Vast-Adagio4869@reddit

He meant medium rawr

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GromieBooBoo@reddit

Here’s what you do:

Take a bite, hold it, hum, “mmMMmm”
breath in through your nose
use napkin
politely, POLITELY, refrain from using your Gordon Ramsey-reactions
Now that you’ve made it this far, you’re in your own.

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TyrealArchea88@reddit

That is called Blue Rare

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xxxJoolsxxx@reddit

And you ate that? 🤢

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Glass_Strawberry768@reddit

Shit still mooing

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Beginning-Reason-551@reddit

Rare

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YogurtclosetNice1801@reddit

Fuck that! Sorry, I mean enjoy 😊

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Slightlysanemomof5@reddit

Christmas 2024 or Birthday! A meat thermometer!

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Eliroldan@reddit

Fucking nasty 🤮

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ChatnNaked@reddit

Blue

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Head_Leek3541@reddit

That's a 10/10 on the steak reddit

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Logical_Pound_4765@reddit

Looks like he zapped in a microwave for not long enough

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Beginning_Sun696@reddit

It’s Fucking Raaaaaaw!!!

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UvaroviteKing@reddit

That looks fucking disgusting.

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SuccessfulAd7402@reddit

No sear either wtf?

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jayphunk@reddit

This is a blue steak

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SuccessfulAd7402@reddit

Yeah that’s not good

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doqtyr@reddit

Your dad needs help fixing his stove

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Tooldfrthis@reddit

Yikes. Too raw for me. I can hear parasites moving.

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Bigger_Pogs@reddit

Would this be considered blue?

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rs-heritage@reddit

Is it dead yet?

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hamorbacon@reddit

Is it still cold?

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artpile@reddit

Moouuuuuuu....

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whichwitchxoxo@reddit

this picture literally mooed at me

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Niteowl_Janet@reddit

This is blue rare

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JayJaytheJetPlane808@reddit

The sear alone is sacrilegious 😪

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thegirlnextdoor__91@reddit

It's disrespectful to call that a sear. lol

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Centaurious@reddit

honestly if this had a decent crust on it i would probably enjoy it. but then again, odds are if he gave it a proper crust it would’ve actually gotten cooked through at least a little

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thegirlnextdoor__91@reddit

That's not medium rare LOL

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kellynch10@reddit

It’s alive!!!

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Ashurbanipal2023@reddit

Is your dad perhaps a coyote or wolf

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HoboBaconGod@reddit

It’s bleeding 😭

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Icarusfell4@reddit

Blue af

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0utF0x3d@reddit

It's rare and looks amazing. Quit complaining about dinner and go to your room.

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OrangeClyde@reddit

ITS RAWR

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Moonsmark@reddit

Completely unrendered fat… cool

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Addamall@reddit

“Warm through”

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Physical_Stress_5683@reddit

A sudden noise might get that cow moving again.

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Radiant_Ad_9292@reddit

This steak still gives milk

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budahed87@reddit

Medium Raw

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Rustinboksi@reddit

Thats just raw

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IGK123@reddit

r/SteakOrTuna

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NTufnel11@reddit

Perfect medium raw

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Verme@reddit

That's disgusting

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EmbarrassedKneeH8@reddit

Medium Raw

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Ginjaspice@reddit

cooked under a warm blanket

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Ginjaspice@reddit

this is rare or even blue

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Sad_Okra5792@reddit

My mother and I both like our steaks red, mom especially, but she served it like this for Christmas Eve once and it was disgusting. Not even my mother who makes hamburger patties pink in the middle (something I don't agree with her on) found it edible.

Putting them in the microwave helped a little, but it didn't do much for the texture

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Hollowsong@reddit

Tell your dad to let the steak sit at room temperature for a few hours.

When you pull a steak out of a fridge, your centers will never cook right.

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Taddy_Mason_22@reddit

That is blue.

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Existing-Doughnut-67@reddit

IT'S FUCKIN RAW

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poops200@reddit

Careful with all the roasts guys, you might just cook the steak

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cr4vn2k@reddit

So…blue??

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itsgooman@reddit

It looks cold 🤣

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Arxid87@reddit

You could get the same result by sending a cow through a barn fire

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mermaiidmotel@reddit

my bf who chronically undercooks my steaks just called this medium rare. everyone point and laugh pls

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itofredd@reddit

How was the food poisoning?

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InformMe23@reddit

What did he cook it with a flashlight?

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Jumpy_Assistance5848@reddit

You're definitely not the favorite.

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Godiswatching1@reddit

Don’t let your dad near the grill again. Wtf is this

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Vikodin5150@reddit

That’s horrible….like , what kind of human cooks that and thinks “Perfect!”

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TSneeze@reddit

Did this even touch a hot pan for more than 10 seconds?

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bootes_droid@reddit

No crust, steak is straight up raw, your dad needs some steak cooking lessons lol

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galactica216@reddit

That is " knock the horns off and wipe it's ass" temp

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MrGaber@reddit

Me not wanting to admit that i undercooked my shit:

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mrsromero@reddit

Hahahaaaaahaaaa!

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Whiskyhotelalpha@reddit

Lop off the head, wipe the ass, and walk it through a warm room.

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FidelGhaztro@reddit

Medium rare? A good vet can have that thing moowin in minutes.

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Damnboi280@reddit

Dawg thats medium raw

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Extension-Rabbit3654@reddit

r/steakortuna

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schrodingers_popoki@reddit

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icedragon9791@reddit

A good vet could probably resuscitate that, jesus christ

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Kyledude95@reddit

Blue?

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exercisevanity@reddit

Your dad must be voting for kamala

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Genshed@reddit

An experienced necromancer could have that up and eating grass in a couple of hours.

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quesadilluh4@reddit

Uncle rico steak

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PDiddysBathWater@reddit

Damn. Must've been in the pan for like, a minute on Low-Med heat

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Rhabdo05@reddit

The bacteria on that steak isn’t even medium rare yet.

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witecat1@reddit

I think it's still mooing.

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Zero_Burn@reddit

Cooked for 30 seconds under an intense stare.

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Down_it_up@reddit

Mint

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pxanderbear@reddit

"Moooooo" - your steak probably

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IsTomorrowAcceptable@reddit

I am disgusted by this blue steak

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I_Prayed_For_This@reddit

This looks like it was still mooing

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Shakes_and_cakes@reddit

How was this cooked? With warm thoughts?

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blahhhhhhhhhhhblah@reddit

Does your dad hate you?

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Centaurs69@reddit

r/steakortuna

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Consistency-B-Damned@reddit

Is this another raspberry marshmallow?

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stormychef666@reddit

Lightly steamed?

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toastiecrunch@reddit

Wow. What a waste of perfectly delicious steak. Your dad doesn’t deserve it!

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egregiousgiraffe@reddit

My dad has two funny phrases for referring to an ultra rare steak. “Still mooing” and “walked through a warm room.” I think this fits both of these phrases.

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TooLittleMSG@reddit

Lol bruh that's blue

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ArtisrinqQuestion@reddit

Medium rare is a temperature, not an opinion

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One-Importance7269@reddit

Do they have Texas Roadhouse where you live? Try them

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Severeblackbird@reddit

No sear. He boiled it and didn’t even render the fat. Not medium rare

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DorShow@reddit

Was it microwaved on the defrost setting for 20 mins?

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Stinkydadman@reddit

Dear lord

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One-Importance7269@reddit

Don’t get food poisoning

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Underrated_Critic@reddit

Was it cooked with a lighter?

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UnderstandingWeary79@reddit

🤮

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RetroRarity@reddit

That's not even Pittsburgh rare

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Iceblade8498@reddit

Cut the horns off. Wipe its ass and put it on the plate moo’ing 😂

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burgersandblow@reddit

I’ve literally had steak like this after letting it thaw in water that was too hot

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Ruzalkah@reddit

He cooked that steak with a heated glare

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bambamslammer22@reddit

Be careful, it’s going to try and eat any salad you put near it

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monsterginger@reddit

To cook it he wafted it over a candle, once on each side.

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butterfly0615@reddit

Looks like it was microwaved for 30 sec.

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residentofbeachcity@reddit

That’s not even blue it’s just raw

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PsychotherapeuticBum@reddit

Looks like he tried to

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NoGrocery4949@reddit

I'd eat it

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JiveTurkeySandwhich@reddit

that looks blue rare

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FunFact5000@reddit

PSSSSSSST flip PSSSSST

this steak spent 3 seconds per side going pssssssssssssssssssst

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fixer1987@reddit

Man that isn't even defrosted yet

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kmsat31@reddit

The first ever steak I cooked looked like that. Thought fuck it, sliced it up and made a stir fry instead with noodles and burn your anus off spice

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angryungulate@reddit

Thats blue. Tell him its blue. Also your dad sucks at grilling

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Lovat69@reddit

That ain't blue. Bleu is cooked on the edges at least. That fat is cold.

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xjigglypuffx_@reddit

Bruuuh, that is still alive

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infamoussanchez@reddit

this is horrendous. like wtf?

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Sunkinthesand@reddit

Probe your Dada.... (Give him a food probe for correct temp cooking)

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Only-Canary229@reddit

you usually have to cook it first

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broke_fit_dad@reddit

I can hear its moos from here still

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Ok_Asparagus_1290@reddit

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P3licansTh1nk@reddit

Bro that’s seared 🤣

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Critical_Tie_5527@reddit

If you take it to the vet it could still survive

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loulara17@reddit

Warm red enter. This is not rested either.

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Fine-Context6956@reddit

Perfect medium raw

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shawn4200000@reddit

I feel like that is rare

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AutVincere72@reddit

Cooked it frozen?

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Lovat69@reddit

Medium rare? Is that thing even seared? It looks cold.

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warmpizz@reddit

He meant the perfect food poisoning...

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MleemMeme@reddit

That's blue at best.

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ZeroScorpion3@reddit

Nope

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Legal_Jedi@reddit

Wow, that is straight raw, with the briefest of cooking on the surface… 🤢

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LKNANML@reddit

The Salmonella barely has a tan and the E. coli hasn't even turned onto its stomach yet.

Kidding... Rare is fine but it's all about surface bacteria and marinades when it comes to contaminated rare stakes.

I don't think the outside is seared enough on that one but if your immune system is up for the challenge you can eat A LOT of food rare.

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Critical_Complaint21@reddit

That ain't rare that's mythical

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kl0ndon@reddit

It’s still mooing

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festeziooo@reddit

This isn’t rare this is legendary.

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MentalSupportDog@reddit

Looks cold

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Restlessinhi@reddit

ITS STILL BREATHING

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Typical-Spinach-6452@reddit

That is straight up blue

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quety37@reddit

Which part of the meat?

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Opumilio318@reddit

Looks like it is still Moooooin'

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NandBrew@reddit

Post this on r/steak and half of the people will be saying it’s perfect, the other half will be saying it’s way too well done

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lazyrice773@reddit

I feel like the steaks were partially frozen then cooked both sides on med high heat for 3 minutes each.

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TicTac2Stack@reddit

did it moo when you took your first bite?

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1mz99@reddit

r/steakortuna

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Picone-_-@reddit

Invest in a meat thermometer

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Alexandritecrys@reddit

A good vet can get it mooing again

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rbarr228@reddit

The steak is so rawr it’s starting to eat the salat!!! - probably Gordon Ramsay

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djcrewe1@reddit

So, when did you first realize you were a werewolf?

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InteractionPerfect88@reddit

That is still mooing.

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earleebyrd@reddit

i can hear it mooing

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thepowerofwhodo@reddit

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REWROAR@reddit

As someone famous once said - it's still mooing

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hereholdthiswire@reddit

Fuck, is it still cold?

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TruthAppropriate5798@reddit

Did he use an easy bake oven?!

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ThatCanadianLady@reddit

It's still moo-ing.

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AffectionateArt645@reddit

Please gift him a food thermometer for Christmas.

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Top_Village_6430@reddit

Medium Rare my ass! It's still mooing!! 😳

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RahavicJr@reddit

No sear in sight!

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AirshipEngineer@reddit

Get even wall to wall done-ness with this one trick (don't cook the meat)

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OneWitDeKush420@reddit

Ah yes. When you keep it on long enough for that nice salmonella flavor.

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Snorlax_king79@reddit

Was it frozen when it touched the pan?

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deviant324@reddit

He did such a good job even the steak started clapping

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spongeboy1985@reddit

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Professor_Game1@reddit

I like my steak medium alive as well

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OkCarpet4787@reddit

That hoe most rare

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Azzukin@reddit

Why you lyin?

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Beginning-Row-6675@reddit

Hard pass.

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drcockasaurus@reddit

My guy, my brother, my friend in Christ, that is a blue rare barely seared steak.

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BobFTS@reddit

It’s like it started frozen and he gave it a sear lol

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science-stuff@reddit

He’s not wrong. The outside is medium, the inside is rare.

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NedSchneefly4920@reddit

More like medium raw

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ChampDaddy11@reddit

He hates you.

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themo3bius@reddit

TIL that "medium rare" actually mean "still breathing".

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Nervous_Tumbleweed41@reddit

That thing still has muscle twitch, it’s something but definitely not perfect medium rare

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stonebat3@reddit

Wow beef sushi lol

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Simpletruth2022@reddit

You can pass that to me if you don't want it.

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digitalogicpdx@reddit

Did you ask him to stop raw dogging it. That the fat isn't even rendered.

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MamaTried22@reddit

Def not medium rare.

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Reload86@reddit

This looks like it accidentally fell on the grill for 20 seconds before it was scooped up onto your plate.

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TheGratefulJuggler@reddit

People are roasting this steak so much better than the cook.

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Lins012@reddit

That’s a “Blue sear”. Cooked even less than rare.

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kimura_yui149@reddit

Did he not use a thermometer???

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basement_muffin_man@reddit

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plastichanger@reddit

This needed to be out of the fridge awhile before just violently thrown on the grill

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Jesusdidntlikethat@reddit

That looks like it was browned by just sitting out on the counter and then served after 25 min

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Zhaneranger@reddit

Was it even warm?

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Middle-One7771@reddit

That’s a blue rare and it’s beautiful to me

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Affectionate_Art4251@reddit

I love medium well. Although, I must say this is very pretty.

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Gawdmode69@reddit

Blue!!!

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PurpleRelevant2146@reddit

Have fun with the E. coli

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MundaneBag7234@reddit

I'm a med rare person and I'm afraid I would return this to the chef. I think you like "perfect rare".

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Body_By_Carbs@reddit

Did he microwave it??

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Plasmanut@reddit

He forgot to cook it.

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_bbypeachy@reddit

that’s fuckin blue

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Elethuir@reddit

Moo

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TalouseLee@reddit

Do not show this to the grilling sub!

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Kurdt234@reddit

Blue rare.

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Ok_Stable6213@reddit

I thought it was tuna

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reno_dad@reddit

Looking a little blue today.

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bloodbonesnbutter@reddit

It's ROOR

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Emotional-Run9144@reddit

move out

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Kessarean@reddit

That's somehow even more rare than blue rare.

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BaravalDranalesk@reddit

Pretty sure that’s just rare. Or that sear they do to A1 Wagyu where it touches the pan for about 4 seconds a side.

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Really_Fun_YaYa@reddit

That’s rare, not medium rare. YUM!!

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shaheimjay1121@reddit

Yall gotta fight lmao

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Muskrat986@reddit

That looks blue rare

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HUSTLAtm@reddit

It looks like it’s still in the fridge waiting to be cooked

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GuacamoleFrejole@reddit

Looks like he just took it out of the fridge and slapped it onto the frying pan for a couple of minutes.

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real-ocmsrzr@reddit

That’s not even blue!

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Main_Setting_4898@reddit

Maybe he “got new glasses” like dads like to say

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TheGoonKills@reddit

It’s so raw it’s still chewing its cud

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shalinel@reddit

That is blue

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Jessisan@reddit

It kissed the skillet and that’s it.

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luivithania@reddit

This shit gave me psychic damage

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canadianstringer@reddit

A good veterinarian could bring this back to life.

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MunchamaSnatch@reddit

Is that a dollar tree steak?

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Ok_Researcher_9796@reddit

I'd eat it

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Imaginary-Twist-4688@reddit

did it even touch the pot

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hhlpwrb@reddit

This is raw my dude not anywhere near “perfect medium rare”

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Lanky_Ice1314@reddit

Moooooooooooo

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filthyangelz@reddit

This is disgusting

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fabianstonepsn@reddit

It's burned

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archonpericles@reddit

Click bait

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billiarddaddy@reddit

Tell him I said he's fired

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Artistic_Purpose1225@reddit

Even if you like your steak blue, this ain’t right.

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Underdeveloped_Fork@reddit

THAT SHITS STILL MOOING

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negativeyoda@reddit

This is barely blue.

Invest in a meat thermometer and show him how to use it. Takes a lot of the guesswork out of cooking meat

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jrdnmdhl@reddit

Cooked in a dryer on tumble

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Delerium89@reddit

Just look at the fat lol

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TeaJust8335@reddit

Nice of him to run it under a warm tap for you

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MarshtompNerd@reddit

I don’t think thats how sous vide works

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Ok-Tangelo-7973@reddit

It is 2024. I don’t understand why people don’t watch a 30 second tiktok on cooking the perfect steak.

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ElectroMagneticLight@reddit

That shit is not medium rare that thing is still breathinf

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itiswaz@reddit

Perfect medium raw, maybe

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Top_Dragonfly8781@reddit

Raw.

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RPGreg2600@reddit

Hell no, that thing's getting ready to walk off your plate.

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Smol_Cat_Connoisseur@reddit

What the fuck did he cook it with a flashlight?

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justakidtrying2@reddit

This is more blue

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MaxyBoyIsTaken@reddit

ITS FUCKING RAWWWWWW!!!!

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Chain_Runner@reddit

I thought this was seared Ahi Tuna at first. LOL. This meat is still crawling, might be some parasites in it, I would put that thing back in the pan

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wildsso1213@reddit

Hold my hand when I tell you this -

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Soggy_Motor9280@reddit

Damn thing is still running…

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tuvok19@reddit

That steak looks cold 🥹

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ExtrapolatedData@reddit

Whoo boy, somebody call the vet! I reckon they can save this one!

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Edcrfvh@reddit

Is it even thawed?

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Character_Ad108@reddit

I love a medium rare and that ain’t it, I just know that’s shits cold in the middle of

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kynoky@reddit

Still mooing

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ZoominAlong@reddit

I have literally eaten raw beef at an Ethiopian restaurant before (it was absolutely AMAZING, don't judge) and I would not eat this steak. Jeez Dad, toss it back on the grill for a bit.

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SaintSixString@reddit

It's like he barely even washed it before serving it. Just carved a chunk out of a walking cow, dropped it in the dirt, did the one brush and blow with his fingers before bringing it home and dropping it on a plate.

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takeoffroll@reddit

A good vet could revive that thing.

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jdtran408@reddit

Did he cook it with a heated argument?

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flabec_44@reddit

Steak tartare

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Pugilist12@reddit

Awful

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toomanyredbulls@reddit

A good vet could bring this cow back to life.

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suburban_paradise@reddit

What in the actual hell

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ThalajDaWuff@reddit

Medium raw

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darxide23@reddit

Terrible people think rare = raw.

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thegiukiller@reddit

That's below a blue rare. Someone described the concept of fire to it. That's about it.

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Staniel523@reddit

I thought it was Ahi Tuna before I noticed what sub I was looking at

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No-8008132here@reddit

Was it FROZEN when he put it in the toaster?

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Tricky-Gas-8194@reddit

I’d eat it

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No-Preparation-9344@reddit

Is it even dead?

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Leather_Material_738@reddit

You spelled RAW wrong!

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sergykal@reddit

Yeah this ain’t medium rare…

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rqvxx@reddit

Medium raw

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thatmfisnotreal@reddit

I’d eat it

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Lurkin4CatPics@reddit

Slap it on the ass and send it out!

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XTRA69420@reddit

It’s so raw that it’s still mooing.

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MrScootini@reddit

Let me guess. Dad was drunk… or at least I hope he was….

As a line-cook this is just… appalling. Not only do I feel bad for OP, I feel bad for the cow for being cooked like that 😂

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RealPufferplayz@reddit

That aint rare thats legendary my guy

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Accomplished_Car2803@reddit

A concept of a medium rare steak.

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Least-Trash6@reddit

Moooo

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Wendell_wsa@reddit

It would be easier to just bite the ox

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thegrinch76@reddit

That steak is clearly spotting...

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Yourmomma787878@reddit

I instinctively downvoted this because of how much I hated it.

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stvhght@reddit

That’s not…

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torino42@reddit

Did he whisper gently to a cow about the concept of fire

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justtouseRedditagain@reddit

That's just a cow that saw the sunshine once

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Immediate_Angle_3712@reddit

That's not rare, that's mythical

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Shot_Mud_1438@reddit

This is why we don’t cook steaks frozen

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Lone-Frequency@reddit

That isn't even a rare steak that shit straight up a raw in the middle...

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FNChupacabra@reddit

Someone is cooking from frozen 🥶.

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SaintPimpin@reddit

I love rare steaks but that ain't it

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Inside_Landscape_788@reddit

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Pao_Did_NothingWrong@reddit

A perfect blue steak.

I'd eat the fuck out of that.

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AmandaaaGee@reddit

That is blue AT BEST.

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SippingSancerre@reddit

Post this in r/Steak

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zerolp88@reddit

Not even a sear 🥴

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FionaBear1@reddit

I got food poisoning just looking at this.

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TsLaylaMoon@reddit

Take this to a good vet and they will get it breathing again

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76ModelCruiser@reddit

Seared tuna tataki! Oh fuck, that’s a steak.

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themanfromvulcan@reddit

That’s a cow walked across a warm plate that’s what that is…

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Psychoanalytix@reddit

Did he cook it in warm water.

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FlintGate@reddit

A good vet could bring that steak back to life.

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Rarri_488@reddit

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007_jb_@reddit

A skilled surgeon might be able to revive that bovine

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Present-Bat-9142@reddit

Enjoy the worms

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Ok_Armadillo_665@reddit

I like a rare steak. I wouldn't eat that. It's literally raw.

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AphoticDev@reddit

I can still hear it mooing.

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Playful_Search_6256@reddit

Terrible sear and it’s raw. Yikes

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johngettler@reddit

This is clearly cooked with water - sous vide

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furthestpoint@reddit

Looks more like a lightly seared tuna steak lol

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Kidkilat@reddit

This trash belongs on the “carnivore diet” sub

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helpifelldown@reddit

Cooked on the body heat of a 90 year old.

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Omega_Lynx@reddit

“Moooooooo.” ~steak

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Bath-Tub-Cosby@reddit

Ewe

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Ninja442200@reddit

That’s more blue then anything I think I can still hear the cow mooing nothing wrong with that

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cdub_synth@reddit

It’s moo’ing 🐮

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Suits00@reddit

This blue doneness, not medium rare

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YourFriendPutin@reddit

post it to r/steaks and see what they say

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ApprehensiveWorker15@reddit

Looks like shit

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Aggressive_March6226@reddit

I think it's still breathing.... Eating stake that raw is how you get parasites....

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Adventurous-Line1014@reddit

I'm not picky,but I do insist they kill it first

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Tasty-Pineapple-@reddit

This is a blue steak with a bad sear.

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CarinSharin@reddit

Looks like it’s still frozen.

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Kitty-Kat-65@reddit

That thing is still mooing!

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vron1992@reddit

Sorry dad but it’s still mooing.

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wsingle@reddit

I can still it’s heart beating.

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LinaValentina@reddit

Don’t eat that

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bugsinmypants@reddit

Did he blow dry it?

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GeoffKingOfBiscuits@reddit

I'm blue da boo dee da boo die.

Get that man a thermapen for xmas.

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Whole_Cranberry8415@reddit

Gonna need a couple more minutes on that, Pops

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FlyByRoll@reddit

Did he cook it on the pavement. That's raw af

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Dry_Procedure_6796@reddit

That's raw

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aheartoffire96@reddit

That's rarer than a shiny volpix

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UbermachoGuy@reddit

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Ecstatic-Meaning2281@reddit

This picture ruined my day

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mattadeth@reddit

That’s rare.

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EOEtoast@reddit

Did he cook that shit under a lamp?

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agassiz51@reddit

Not even sure that that qualifies as "blue".

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ChrisBPeppers@reddit

Even a blue steak gets cooked a little

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artificial_beans@reddit

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jojak_sana@reddit

That steak is so blue it just voted for Kamala.

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New_Establishment904@reddit

Looks like he ran it through a warm barn.

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boy_that_is_Goofy@reddit

r/steakortuna

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boy_that_is_Goofy@reddit

Oh damn this is the top post lol

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Milam1996@reddit

Medium rare? That’s once in a lifetime.

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bobemil@reddit

Your dad can't cook.

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SaltyLonghorn@reddit

He's a linecook for McD's.

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TruthHurts1322@reddit

Thats raw.

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funkekat61@reddit

This is one of those "they thought about cooking it" kinda of things

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brmarcum@reddit

Is it hiding behind the bleeding cow on your plate?

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Knees0ck@reddit

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GrifterStorm@reddit

Pretty sure if you videoed it we could hear it Moo.

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Godzirrraaa@reddit

Have him try to chew a piece of it.

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gr8ap8@reddit

I can hear the mooooo

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peanutbuttermellly@reddit

I’m pregnant and I fear this would hospitalize me

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WhatWeCantSee@reddit (OP)

It probably would've hospitalized anyone -_-

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Asleep-Jicama9485@reddit

How did he cook it!! Answer!! Lol

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SuspiciousSide8859@reddit

This almost looks like a pork chop - but that must be due do to the quality of the meat

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Purple_Deal9383@reddit

You pulled back on sear factor. Looks like some weak as hell started and didn't have balls to finish.

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TheGrimSilence@reddit

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Blueskybelowme@reddit

Bougie people would call this blue.

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Pinckledeggfart@reddit

I know it’s not medium rare but this is how I like my steak personally

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SaltNormal5498@reddit

That is literally just SEARED

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ififitsisits29@reddit

I can hear it moo

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Robsrks87@reddit

Just tiptoe on the grill there.

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Fearless_Panic_6999@reddit

Looks rare to me

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smooze420@reddit

That mfer is still mooing.

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DelightfulPornOnly@reddit

slice thinly

enjoy your carpaccio

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snipezz93@reddit

lol this is closer to what they like to call "blue" steak, also known as RAW

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TacoManifesto@reddit

No man this is blue not medium rare

Just google it for yourself, rare is when it’s pink on the outer layer of the redness, and medium rare is when pink starts to take over and the red is rectangular in the center

This has not even rare qualities it’s completely blue without question

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TruthOverFiction100@reddit

This looks like he is trying to end your life

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AnalFridgeEnjoyer@reddit

Is it bad that I'd eat this? Love myself a Pittsburgh/Blue rare and the crust isn't the best but I've had worse

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IhAtEaLtErNaTiNgCaPs@reddit

This isn't medium rare, this is one minute after slaughter.

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Low-Management-2688@reddit

u sure this isnt perfect completely raw

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Ok-Equivalent8260@reddit

This is raw

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Gravehart84@reddit

Barely even a sear on that. I swear its still mooing!

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redditpdx@reddit

He knows you’re still supposed to cook it in a pan for a bit after the sous vide right? Lol

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LongEyedSneakerhead@reddit

I think the top almost made it to blue rare, but the rest is still frozen.

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Commercial-Day8360@reddit

That’s blue my guy

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RBuilds916@reddit

Medium rare? More like medium raw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ6nxgSAeHw

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johnyeros@reddit

Is this perfectly raw?

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Saarlak@reddit

Tell dad the microwave isn’t working.

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DreadlockRainbow@reddit

Ew meow why why why

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Southern_Macaron_815@reddit

RAW

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DDenlow@reddit

r/steakortuna

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BirdNoodle925@reddit

This looks like it was cooked by body heat

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HippiexPunkx@reddit

I hate raw meat, to each its own though

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LegLongjumping2200@reddit

As a Michelin star cook. That’s rare , not medium rare. I’m sure that meat is still cold in the middle.

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Mendican@reddit

Mooshi.

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OiledUpThug@reddit

Your dad made you a steak and you posted it to shittyfoodporn?

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Ancient-Chinglish@reddit

huh is that seared tuna

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iCynr@reddit

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Ornery-Dinner-2660@reddit

That's what they call "Pittsburgh rare". 🤢

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That-Water-Guy@reddit

Or Blú

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That-Water-Guy@reddit

Blue

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roaringbugtv@reddit

The only time I accept something that raw is pepper seared tuna at a sushi restaurant.

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teabaggin_Pony@reddit

Sacre bleu, it's blue.

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Caterpillar_3406@reddit

Did you put this in between your hands to cook it?

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Lydkraft@reddit

Medium raw?

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Global_Barnacle5718@reddit

Medium raw

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THRONIX@reddit

This is raw

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HMDRHP@reddit

This is medium alive

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AbilitySweet699@reddit

I guess the only good part is that you could take it back to the stove and cook it some more.

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peaceomind88@reddit

Your dad is lying to you

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Whiskey_River_73@reddit

Didn't even singe the seasoning.

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Orphan_Eatr@reddit

Medium rare" that shit still mooing

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SamwisePevensie@reddit

Raw? That steak got up off that plate and voted.

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Connect_Progress7862@reddit

It's not even cooked

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drexsu@reddit

That's flame kissed

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Lewis19962010@reddit

I don't think that he's even cooked it, I think thats just oxidation from being left out of the packet to come to room temp

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Fuzzy-Possibility-98@reddit

Cold steak in a cold pan👎🏾

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FightBackFitness@reddit

MOOOOO

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DeliciousDoubt9830@reddit

did u heat that up using a blow dryer??

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LogiCsmxp@reddit

Did he cook that in the steam from a pot of boiling water?

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DustyMan818@reddit

did he cook it in a microwave??

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ParticularSquirrel@reddit

This is not med rare. This is rare/raw.

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WorkingSea8918@reddit

Blue

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Sargash@reddit

Looks like they took a blowtorch to each side for about 30 seconds. That shit blue.

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Zanahoriasazules047@reddit

3 aspirins and you save him

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gl2w6re@reddit

😱

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Inverse_wsb22@reddit

Your father hates you

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chadsmo@reddit

Not medium rare but it’s how I eat my steak.

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NulledOne@reddit

Some people don't even have one person around that would cook them a shitty steak like that. I can't tell which I prefer.

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ExtrapolationDiode@reddit

The real answer:

Your father is an Orc, and he was expressing his dissatisfaction with the skill levels of local psychics. Also, some raw meat he left out on the counter by accident.

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jes_axin@reddit

Is raw meat good for you?

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farm_to_nug@reddit

That's bluer than the ocean

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Exotic_Ad_3780@reddit

It look like he threw the meat on for 30 seconds each side on medium heat that’s wild

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Ancient_Ad2449@reddit

Did it mooo when you cut into it???

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BuckyKatt206@reddit

That's not cooked enough to be rare. I'm getting a stomach ache looking at that monstrosity.

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macnsteeze3468@reddit

Looks delicious, I’ve never cooked a steak by letting it reach room temperature before!

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astrofault@reddit

Shit is gonna slap once your dad discovers fire

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AccomplishedLeek3913@reddit

Blue rare

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Few_Introduction3230@reddit

Type shit raw.

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1ntrusiveTh0t69@reddit

Blue

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HumblerMumbler@reddit

I have seen sunburns more cooked that steak.

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TobaccoAficionado@reddit

Did the steak jerk away when you poked it with the fork?

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Novel-Coast-957@reddit

Fat’s not even rendered. 🤮

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Lapis156@reddit

I'm calling the police, this is not medium rare

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Small_Sundae_4245@reddit

A touch over. But just about acceptable. As long as it was cooked from room temp of course. If that was straight from the fridge your dad is a barbarian.

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maffiaboyzz@reddit

this is what happen when your dad just took the steak straight out of the freezer

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SokkaHaikuBot@reddit

^Sokka-Haiku ^by ^maffiaboyzz:

This is what happen

When your dad just took the steak

Straight out of the freezer

^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

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prairiefarmer@reddit

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Fuzzy_Straitjacket@reddit

This is technically a “blue” steak. You get the pan RIPPING hot, put the steak in, 30 seconds, flip, 30 seconds. On a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really good cut of good steak it can be great… this does not look like that.

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MessageMePuppies@reddit

Now that is extra blue rare

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May4747@reddit

I’m sorry but this looks absolutely awful

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frapawhack@reddit

if it's not a mooing, I'm a not a chewing

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up_urz@reddit

No sear on that thang either. I'll have to pass

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Xtoxy@reddit

“Dad I’m not fucking touching that.”

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shakycam3@reddit

He just walked it through a warm room.

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sleepaye@reddit

this was my last straw

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potatopancakes1010@reddit

You gonna eat that?

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boston_2004@reddit

Crust developed by candlelight

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voteblue18@reddit

It looks like it was defrosted in the microwave for a minute too long.

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ToFaceA_god@reddit

The difference between rare and medium rare is whether the mear is warm or cool. That's literally it.

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grayrocks@reddit

Fucking raw

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Inandout_oflimbo@reddit

Moooooo

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Ok-Veterinarian-9203@reddit

With that marbling I would mangia big time

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denistone@reddit

A well trained vet could make that one get up and walk away.

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thisaccountiz@reddit

Tell dad to let the steak come up to room temp and to let his pan heat up for about 5 minutes before anything goes on

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evxnmxl@reddit

r/steakortuna

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Zealousideal-Turn-88@reddit

RIP

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eyez53@reddit

How many matches did he use?

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elladan314@reddit

As Gordon Ramsay yelled…..

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ellewoodsssss@reddit

Pretty sure it’s still moo’ing

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lezmopurr@reddit

Is medium in the room with this steak?

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RainXVIIII@reddit

Was it microwaved?

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ghostpepperlover@reddit

That’s not tuna?

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mattfromjoisey@reddit

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Existing-Ad4933@reddit

You can ride that shit home !

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Guppy_maja@reddit

I’m calling the police.

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cadimy@reddit

The middle looks very cold 🥺

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Nervous-Horror-9632@reddit

Damn

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GokaiBlue84@reddit

Medium WHERE?!

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OverlyWalrus@reddit

Mmmm flesh

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Turbulent-Candle-340@reddit

Your dad needs his ass kicked

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SolitaryMan305@reddit

Nothing medium about that bud

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JeSuisDirtyDan@reddit

You should have Moo'd at it. When he gives you a concerned look tell him youre communicating with the live cow he put in front of you

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PastyDoughboy@reddit

This is still mooing.

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AbbreviationsOk8683@reddit

r/steakortuna

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LearnsFromExperience@reddit

None of the fat has even started rendering. That's blue AF.

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moishathegolem@reddit

That’s raw.

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Amateur_Hour_93@reddit

This shit purple rare

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Jediatric@reddit

I love a blue rare. I also think that the fat needs to be rendered on any cook of beef.

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Real-Ad2990@reddit

I assume you’re trolling?

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JaRule4Ever_MUT@reddit

This might still be...frozen?

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Eroom2013@reddit

Ran it under warm water?

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unlikely_intuition@reddit

raw. the fat has not rendered. time to get a new dad.

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Physical-Mention806@reddit

Using microwave it’s considered cheating

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pingieking@reddit

Sprinkle some salt on that and it might move.

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Local-Substance7265@reddit

Moo

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LightWonderful7016@reddit

That thing is bleu

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Noise-Expensive@reddit

I think your dad ran out of propane and didn't feel like going to the store.

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Ill-Championship7534@reddit

It’s still breathing.

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fuckingsame@reddit

That is bleu rare

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FlyingxHuman@reddit

Sushi!

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Ok-Coffee-4254@reddit

This is rare bule . The heat this see was the hot plate it on .

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zoedbird@reddit

A little Saran Wrap and a styrofoam tray you could return that to the store for credit.

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blkread@reddit

Cooking frozen steak?

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Mattrapbeats@reddit

Moooooo

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Background_Being8287@reddit

Nothing wrong with a little steak tartare. Pretty good stuff.

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Renzieface@reddit

A good vet could get that cow up and grazing in no time.

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DaymeDolla@reddit

🤮

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rapgameyungK@reddit

This looks like a piece of salmon

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PoonSchu13@reddit

What cut of steak is that?

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Born-Direction3937@reddit

This is gnarly

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Slow-Fast-Medium@reddit

It looks like an old watermelon hubba bubba.

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HiaQueu@reddit

I have in-laws that prefe3r "blue". I wasn't even aware of anything less cooked than rare. They described it to me and i my response was "so like it's looks cooked but isn't?". Their response was "Perfect, yes".

Mighty be vampires.

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thisaccountisironic@reddit

that is still mooing

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Genuinelullabel@reddit

Is it still mooing?

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WhenDuvzCry@reddit

That thing is still moo'ing

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425565@reddit

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PigFarmer1@reddit

Beef sushi?

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BananamusPrime@reddit

Is your dad a rougarou?

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chabadgirl770@reddit

I thought that was crusted tuna

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Cute-Raspberry5636@reddit

He cooked it?

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sec713@reddit

How did he cook it? By cranking the thermostat in the house up to 80°?

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modenotcompute@reddit

Knocked the horns off, wiped its ass, threw it on the plate. That’s bruised, not cooked, my guy.

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BeachTotal8546@reddit

Mid-RAW

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Ok_Simple6936@reddit

Medium raw

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mexicandiaper@reddit

I'll get the defibrillator I think we can save this cow.

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headphoneghost@reddit

Did he drop them on the hot skillet by accident.

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beth3436@reddit

NO 🤢 my husband has a cousin whose husband grilled me a burger once and the patty looked just like this. I took one big bite, a couple tiny bites after that and I couldn’t finish it

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Soohwan_Song@reddit

I go to choice is medium rare, that sir is what we call blue....

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Ok_Dependent2580@reddit

It is more like steak Tartare,, or just run the cow around the house 2 times to get the blood pumping and meat a bit warm.. YUM

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ResponsibleHeight208@reddit

This is steak ceviche

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redditreadred@reddit

Did it moo when you cut into it?

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General_One3419@reddit

Did this steak even feel heat? Or was it set on the counter to reach room temp, then served

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DrFatz@reddit

Probably tastes like diarrhea and shivering.

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MoreCowbellllll@reddit

Thought this was Ahi for a minute…

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PuffedRabbit@reddit

That looks like a fine steak.

Absofuckinglutely not medium rare tho. Look away for a second and it might escape and graze on your backyard

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traumatrauma26@reddit

He needs his ass kicked

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Jheritheexoticdancer@reddit

Oh gosh, that’s not rare, that NOT DONE period.

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Outrageous-Sweet-133@reddit

It’s okay bud, i can be your dad now.

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Agreeable_Code7788@reddit

Enjoy your tapeworm

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Plasma_Ass@reddit

That thing is about to stand up and eat your side salad.

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Temporary_Virus_7509@reddit

I’d eat it

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Piccoroz@reddit

Thats just rested in the sun.

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LadislavAU@reddit

This was frozen when put on the pan.

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Emotional-Concept-32@reddit

This guy's just yankin our chain. Any money says this is just the first step in a "reverse sear" cook. Next step is the hot hot grill.

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omnomnomnomatopoeia@reddit

Thing looks like it was cooked over a heated argument

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Low-Series-6375@reddit

Medium rare? Bro get some glasses and a meat thermometer. That shits blue.

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rkd182@reddit

I’m a veterinarian, I think I can still save it

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barronbarklington@reddit

I thought this was a tuna steak

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pigeyejackson66@reddit

Can still see the marks from where the jockey was whipping it.

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MaximDecimus@reddit

That looks like Ahi tuna

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Zombie_Spectacular@reddit

It’s not even blue

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AdjentX@reddit

Needs water dumped on it

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Opening-Friend-519@reddit

Legit curious: does your father think that this is what medium rare looks like? Or did he cook it on a lower heat than intended for the amount of recommended minutes in a recipe and expect it to be medium rare?

For the second option I think just knocking the heat up, making sure the steak is at room temp and using a digital therm would change his game! For the first…well, sorry for people whose parents are like this.

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MrSethFulton@reddit

Pittsburg medium rare

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Crimson_Raven@reddit

Could be saved by a snappy EMT

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RetMilRob@reddit

Someone whispered fire next to it. Thats it

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Tiraloparatras25@reddit

The medium is indeed hella rare.

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Basic-Reception-9974@reddit

This is beef tataki

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planting49@reddit

This is blue

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CookieCutter9000@reddit

Hey, tell your dad he's wonderful for feeding you steak, and that the cow is asking if the suntan looks bad on it.

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RatchetStrap2@reddit

I'm impressed that he was able to sear it while it was still in the fridge

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JohnnyEagleClaw@reddit

Jesus H Christ

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HalalRumpSteak@reddit

It's fucking mooing

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Romrio@reddit

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Canelosaurio@reddit

He got 40 seconds each side at medium low heat. Barely a simmer.

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henri1811@reddit

Bro walked it by the grill on the way to the table

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nilogram@reddit

Ewie

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HampshireHunter@reddit

That’s medium RAW, not medium rare.

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Environmental-Term61@reddit

Blue renders out the fat content… this isn’t even blue rare… this is barely seared steak

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andlg@reddit

This is "gangs of newyork butchet" rare

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OfficialMilk80@reddit

I can hear it still Moo-ing through my phone speakers

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katiuszka919@reddit

Girl what? No.

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amitym3@reddit

🥶

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IndependentBoth3986@reddit

Hard to look at

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Frohtastic@reddit

Here I was thinking maybe he'd done a small sous vide and just didn't do the sear. But no

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3cc3ntr1c1ty@reddit

Sir your steak is still grazing in the pasture. 😂

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cabo169@reddit

Gordan Ramsey has some words for your dad…

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cabo169@reddit

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MajorEbb1472@reddit

MFer that’s RAW

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ithinarine@reddit

Did he fucking boil it for 30 seconds? Or what?

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Nofux2giv@reddit

As my dad would say "wipe the ass and knock the horns off"

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Diamondhands_Rex@reddit

Were these frozen? How is there a crust but no cooking at all inside? Like I can see the brown bits in the back but it looks like it’ll still react if I dust salt on it.

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Basser151@reddit

Fucker is still mooing!!!

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Informal-Raspberry48@reddit

Dad is not a good cook.

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TheTimbs@reddit

That shit is gonna scream bloody murder when you cut into it.

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thelasagna@reddit

This is a Charlie Kelly special. Few minutes on the radiator!

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Rumpolestiltskin8330@reddit

This is blue. With respect, your dad is fuckin clueless.

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That-Knowledge2636@reddit

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onionkisa@reddit

That tuna looks awful... I would not call it rare.

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gnamflah@reddit

Rare as in I've never seen that before

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ultramegafartreal@reddit

ts is mooing.

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inline6er@reddit

A good vet can patch this one back up!

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PmMeYourBewbs_@reddit

Fuck, that steak is so rare I can hear it moo

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Alternative-Cry3369@reddit

That looks like a Big Turk

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khumprp@reddit

Two electrodes and a strong bolt of lightning will bring this cow back to life

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wandering-monster@reddit

Looks like a good start!

The next step is to put the pan on the stove, add some oil, and let it get hot before beginning to cook the steak.

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Responsible_Cap4617@reddit

Rawr

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Papapeta33@reddit

Ahhh, the elusive afternoon window sunlight sear.

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SSniperHog0317@reddit

Bet the center still frozen

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DeadSol@reddit

"It's fucking raw!"

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funky_monk808@reddit

My god. Turn on guga on YouTube

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tdawg2k7@reddit

Mooooooooo

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Bumpyskinbaby@reddit

Looks cooked to me

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bengriz@reddit

There isn’t even a sear. Very sad.

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NLBlackname55NL@reddit

A good veterinarian can put that back in the field

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AsleepInteraction882@reddit

Looks perfectly raw to me.

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stephzerker@reddit

A skilled veterinarian still has a shot at resuscitation here, my friend

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_scorpio_rising_@reddit

a pulse away from running out the farm & down the street

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happyapy@reddit

This steak was warmed by the glow of a photograph of the sun.

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GlobtheGuyintheSky@reddit

Did he just cut a piece off a live cow and season it? I like rare but this is nuts dude hahaha.

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MeeekSauce@reddit

That still looks frozen.

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KimJongKillest@reddit

Was the steak frozen when he started cooking?

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Erkebram@reddit

Real question (I don't eat red meat and have no clue about cooking it) isn't it dangerous to eat meat "almost" raw? isn't it disgusting af? I bet you can taste the blood in it like licking a metal pipe.

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nr4242@reddit

It's a perfect medium raw

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WeirdMacaron5658@reddit

Moo

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thewhiteboytacos@reddit

Some said “this looks moo” 😝

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Technical-Day-24@reddit

Thats mooing not medium rare

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SubtleSkeptik@reddit

Seared carpaccio

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BensonInABox@reddit

I like rare and this hardly approaches that.

That being said I would eat it.

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Frostsorrow@reddit

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Bet he could get that cow walking again

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Gloomy-Drawer-3530@reddit

No heat control. You should buy him a thermometer at this point until he can nail it.

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Ticci_Crisper@reddit

It's a blue-rare.

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ZestyChinchilla@reddit

Tell your dad congratulations for somehow managing to invent “medium raw”.

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tuenmuntherapist@reddit

I call these the impatient person’s medium.

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bmumm@reddit

Almost looks microwaved.

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GitJebaited@reddit

Undercooked even for italian standards

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Elly_Fant628@reddit

It doesn't look like it even warmed up in the pan.

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sparklingdinoturd@reddit

You dad showed it the grill.

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Maxiebear@reddit

I dont now much about steak but this doesn't even look warm.

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Jbrown183@reddit

Nailed it!

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FloridaMan42O@reddit

that’s not rare that’s epic maybe even legendary

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stolen_pillow@reddit

Medium raw….

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DigitalJedi850@reddit

So… the center is still cold, right?

Fuckin four seconds on each side at 75 degrees. I’m out.

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Magic2424@reddit

The ‘I left the steaks out outside on a hot day but in the shade’ cook

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SwordfishFormal3774@reddit

I like a medium rare steak depending on the cut

this isn’t even seared, I wouldn’t eat this

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sjosaben@reddit

That sexy line of unrendered fat along the edges though….

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Dalton387@reddit

https://youtu.be/upY9b6d32R0?si=cnP4czsJDopDRVni

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GirthyPigeon@reddit

That's not even blue. It's "singed".

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HereIGoAgain_1x10@reddit

How would you like your steaks cooked?

Oh, just knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, and chunk it right here on this plate.

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captaincook14@reddit

That shit is still cold from the fridge. Yuck.

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Wemo_ffw@reddit

That is literally raw. Is your father, by chance, a nomadic hunter-gatherer from the prehistoric age?

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Small_Tax_9432@reddit

You should tell your dad, "Bro, you can't cook a steak by just breathing on it."

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Coffeefiend-_-@reddit

Did you mean, blue is your favorite colour?

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Cedric-the-Destroyer@reddit

That’s more like a blue rare

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TheOne_Whomst_Knocks@reddit

That fat cat is HWITE

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Wolfkorg@reddit

Your dad sucks at cooking.

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z0anthr0pe@reddit

Medium raw

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capntrps@reddit

Medium raw.

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honeyMully333@reddit

I don’t really think this is medium rare at all.

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Wexel88@reddit

i would eat the fuck out of this

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galloway188@reddit

Lmao that thing is still kicking

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TheUltimateJack@reddit

Medium raw

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narwhal-ninja@reddit

It looks like this steak was literally flame kissed. But like the type of kiss shared by a young couple who got together at a Christian college and have gone on like 3 dates. Just the quickest kiss before respectfully walking her to her dorm building.

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Several-Assistant-51@reddit

I got botulism just looking at this

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arminzvanburek@reddit

please film the process next time!

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I_aim_to_sneeze@reddit

I’m guessing it was frozen prior to cooking?

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glw8@reddit

Stick it back on the stove for a proper sear and it's probably close to medium rare.

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Background-Elk-543@reddit

its still moving

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cosplayshooter@reddit

How did you get a photo of it before it walked away?

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Trix_Are_4_90Kids@reddit

IT'S RAW. MOOOOOOO!

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0303neet-hime@reddit

Im not sure if its even cooked.. its still bleeding...

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TripleEhBeef@reddit

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kruzztee@reddit

Straight from frozen to pan?

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Dr_Downvote_@reddit

He warm this up on the radiator or something?

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sherman614@reddit

More like medium raw! 😂

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azalinrex69@reddit

Don’t post this on steaks, they’ll call it perfect and call you inhumane scum for not loving it. That’s one of the most toxic subs in this site.

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LargeDogEnthusiast@reddit

It's barely even seared

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he_is_not_a_shrimp@reddit

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ramclovin22@reddit

That’s cooked?!

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slvvghtercat@reddit

i thought it was a pork chop how little the outside was browned 💀

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brat_od_tvog_brata@reddit

Your dad Dracula?

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shountaitheimmortal@reddit

Chief im sorry to tell your dad but its still mooing

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unhingedmommy@reddit

Moo moo that's blue

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Chase-Rabbits@reddit

I likes it raw and wriggling

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elcojotecoyo@reddit

Well, the medium part of the steak is rare. The rest of the steak is rare. This degree of rareness isn't rare. It rarely happens without the cow saying moooo

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SuperMims1@reddit

A kiss of life would revive it.

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1derfulPi@reddit

Mooooo!

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Sgim93@reddit

Is your dad a Siberian tiger ?

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Ok_Yesterday_1896@reddit

I’m blue dabidabidah or something like that

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Junior_Article_3244@reddit

Hey Napoleon, did Grandma microwave a steak?

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Dawnlazarushap@reddit

It's still mooing

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CosmoKing2@reddit

That's hell of a way to learn he doesn't love you.

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oniluis20@reddit

You can give CPR to that cow

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Specific_Tuba@reddit

Moooooooo

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Smile_Space@reddit

Honestly I'm more impressed than anything. The fat didn't even render at all lolol

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Miltonrupert@reddit

Bless his heart

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Nightshade_Ranch@reddit

Alexa play Ave Maria.

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Regular-Eye1976@reddit

Please post this on r/steak with a caption of something like "didn't get my sear right, but it's perfectly cooked, what do you guys think?"

Guarantee you'll get some praise!

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Mysterious_Doctor722@reddit

A decent vet could bring this back to life.

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Illustrious_Donkey61@reddit

Looks like a rock

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GqIceman@reddit

That is a blue rare steak. my friend.

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InflationRealistic@reddit

was this microwaved ???

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DieAgainTomorrow@reddit

I prefer "super well done"

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stead10@reddit

You should probably buy him a grill to replace the hairdryer he’s clearly using

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Top-Comfortable-4789@reddit

That thing is still mooing

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vinyalwhl@reddit

Its not even warm enough to bleed out

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immersedmoonlight@reddit

😂😭😭😭

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DannyRBC@reddit

I bet it still feels cold in the middle

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Jawz050987@reddit

This shit is medium raw

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hitmanlowe3@reddit

Ppl who like cold steak like this doesn’t have a brain

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inhugzwetrust@reddit

It looks like steak when it's been "cooked" frome frozen.

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B2ock@reddit

Mooooooooooooo

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_Snayk_@reddit

Was he cooking with a light bulb

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ShaggyLR76@reddit

That took a 15 minute nap in a sun beam.

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tokyolyinappropriate@reddit

Medium Raw?

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Zlaiter_@reddit

That's tataki with a rly bad sear, lol

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ScratchyMarston18@reddit

Ah yes, cold, unrendered fat. Delicious.

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username-fatigue@reddit

*medium raw

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Dandelion_Man@reddit

r/steakortuna

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Odd-Butterfly-2601@reddit

That’s not even blue lmao

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FyvLeisure@reddit

This is raw. Your dad is a moron.

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apprehensive-look-02@reddit

That’s not medium rare brother. That’s not even rare.

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katzklaw@reddit

that's not "medium rare"... that's "run thru a warm room" (fun fact my husband actually got that request for a burger once when working at a Denny's ages ago. he shrugged, threw it on the grill, pressed it with the spatula so it sizzled, flipped it after a second and did the same thing to the other side, and plated it. the waitress practically turned green, but the customer said it was the best burger he ever had)

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immersedmoonlight@reddit

Still 36 degrees in the middle

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Yesmar00@reddit

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greenbastard1591@reddit

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Outrageous_Bank_4491@reddit

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Shirtbro@reddit

The time has come

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nhardycarfan@reddit

The crust is great, but let that mofo sit in the pan a while, know your pan because that’s the real magic to cooking a consistent steak I cook my steaks in a cast iron pan and use butter as lubricator, I get my pan up to a low-medium temperature let it sit on each side to build the crust usually 2 flips is enough for a perfect rare 2 1/2 for medium

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Impressive_Jaguar_70@reddit

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KahlKitchenGuy@reddit

Raw. Actually still fridge cold raw

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Direct-Estate-5995@reddit

That’s more like a blue steak

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ResponsibleAct3545@reddit

Nope

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DuskaRabitt@reddit

Frozen then cooked

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DubiousDude28@reddit

Medium wrong.

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Background-Most-9423@reddit

Take it to the vet. That's still alive.

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revelationaltruth@reddit

It’s still mooing

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awesomedan24@reddit

Your dad knows its gotta make contact with the grill right?

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Chef_Cheeto@reddit

My steaks cook in the summer in my car on the way home from heb more than this

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Toppdeck@reddit

Set that thing outside and it would start grazing

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Emperessguinn@reddit

Why is it mooing?

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BannedInDay@reddit

That is not how it is done.

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RunZombieBabe@reddit

Get it back to the meadow, it might not even remember it's time on a plate

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ludicrousrigmarole@reddit

this tuna ass looking steak

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DiligentPilot6261@reddit

I think that steak just mood at me.

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berserkzelda@reddit

That shits raw. I think I can see it still mooing

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BeetJuiceconnoisseur@reddit

How long did he put it in the microwave for? Tell him if he cooks you another steak like that "you're not my real dad" and I'll adopt you son....

My kids eat a sous vide or smoked steak reverse seared with a lil SPG...

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lambo067@reddit

If it was any rarer, it'd be out in the field moo'ing

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Andersledell@reddit

Is it cold in the middle?

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iwantssrs@reddit

bruh the fat did even have the chance to render properly, there were like 2 layers of the fat cap

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No_Move8238@reddit

Basically uncooked and still at refrigerator temperature 😳

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No-Stranger6783@reddit

That steak has been slapped real hard on both sides and is blushing.

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NotoriousMFT@reddit

Well….the good news is at least it isn’t overcooked

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Un111KnoWn@reddit

fucking raw!!!!

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kaptenhallon@reddit

I can hear Gordon Ramsay yelling it's raw all the way to Sweden

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Asdeft@reddit

The bloodiest beef in The Reach

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Soreal45@reddit

Cooked with an Easy Bake Oven lamp.

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Quincy0990@reddit

Sooo the cow is still screaming to be cooked some more

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jnsdn@reddit

This is not medium rare

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MisterBroSef@reddit

That looks amazing.

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Donvack@reddit

r/steakortuna

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Lucid-Design1225@reddit

This deserves the Gordon Ramsey “It’s fucking Raw!” Gif. Stat!

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RJHaze187@reddit

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Itchy-Donkey6083@reddit

That’s not even rare that’s raw! No wait a second.. it’s even rawer than before!? In fact I think your dad reversed the process and it starts to grow legs again!

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PortlandQuadCopter@reddit

No. And why is daddy making you din-din, you little cutie!

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jenvonlee@reddit

It's alive.

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GMN123@reddit

I love the lean cuts cooked blue, but tell your dad the pan needs to be a lot hotter.

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BornTry5923@reddit

This just seared. Not even close to medium rare

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Absent-Light-12@reddit

The LaCroix of steaks. Just a wisp of medium rare.

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Dangerous_Finger4678@reddit

OP is your dad Dracula

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mearbearcate@reddit

He cooked it on the dashboard of his car on a hot day

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gommii@reddit

The first time i see a post about a steak being raw and its actually raw , in surprised

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Wooden-Peach-4664@reddit

What was that cooked over, a heated argument?

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mearbearcate@reddit

THIS IS GREAT

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Uncanny-Player@reddit

this isn’t even rare this is legendary

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icsh33ple@reddit

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Epicgrapesoda98@reddit

This is most definitely still raw

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HaruEden@reddit

That seared.

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Short_Purple_6003@reddit

Wow

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the_marxman@reddit

Looks like it just oxidized on the outside.

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banananananbatman@reddit

Microwave sear

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Perpetual_stoner420@reddit

If you listen closely you can still hear it moo

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khmergodzeus@reddit

I have no qualms.

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A0ma@reddit

10 seconds on each side. It's perfect. Honestly, I bet it tastes amazing, but I ate a steak like this out in Michigan a few years ago and wound up sick.

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mrfugggit@reddit

I think this was cooked with the light on his phone. The fat on the edge is not cooked at all.

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VisibleSpread6523@reddit

That looks like a defrosted steak in the microwave with spices on top

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substance_d@reddit

You should probably contact an appraisal specialist in your area. If you find someone skilled in evaluating the worth and value - you might be in for a lot of money as this steak appears to be very rare.

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BogSwamp8668@reddit

Did he cook it frozen

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Just-looking_257@reddit

Dad needs a little higher heat and some butta to give that bad boy some color and crust.

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X_Chicken_Nuggets_X@reddit

He microwaved it for 3 minutes max

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houseofopal@reddit

I think your dad is trying to end his bloodline.

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Many-Gear-4668@reddit

Threatened it with the oven

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accordsport@reddit

Ewwww

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x_asperger@reddit

Not medium rare but I'd eat it with no complaints. I also love my dad lol

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Ambitious_Turnip_868@reddit

I can see it breathing

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Slinkenhofer@reddit

It takes a special lack of skill to come out with unrendered fat caps on the sides

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ClassicRockUfologist@reddit

**from frozen

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King-Louie1@reddit

The fat hasn't even begun to render, which starts happening at a laughably low temp, I bet that thing is below room temperature in the middle.

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ihopehellhasinternet@reddit

Bless his heart

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First-Display5956@reddit

That's still alive!

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Barais_21@reddit

ITS RAW

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yayawhatever123@reddit

It looks like it is still cold.

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diminutiveaurochs@reddit

I am a degenerate and would still eat (tho my textural preference would be a bit more crust)

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WhatWeCantSee@reddit (OP)

There was like no crust to begin with- but he gave it to me after it had sat out for like 2 hours so it managed to just get soggy

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diminutiveaurochs@reddit

oh fam that’s no fun

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Czuhc89@reddit

Mooooo.

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FonkyFong@reddit

Bro was that cooked in the microwave? 🤭

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ToonKid4@reddit

give the steak a bandaid and it'll be fine

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FaithlessnessKooky32@reddit

No char…

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Winter-Classroom455@reddit

Fat isn't even rendered, which means it's not blue rare. It's raw

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funwithmetal@reddit

If that was a tuna steak it would be perfect!

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DiesByOxSnot@reddit

10 minutes in a 450°F oven, and it'll actually be safe to eat

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Chucktayz@reddit

Aw yes. The perfect blue raw steak

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sylva748@reddit

That's literally just seared. Not even cooked.

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DaMole1977@reddit

I believe they call that Pittsburgh style..

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Ghazh@reddit

That's medium alive

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fishkybuns@reddit

Did he cook it by breathing on it?

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Nothing-But-What@reddit

Lmao look at that crust

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firestar268@reddit

I can still hear it mooing

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DismalEmergency3948@reddit

That's not medium rare. Lol That thing will still moo when you stick a fork in it. Haha But, steak is personal. Enjoy.

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faesqu@reddit

Your steak said moooo

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ryanertel@reddit

Every time I see something like this I hear Gordon Ramsay in my head "it's fucking raw"

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spacesocrates88@reddit

I put it on the radiator for like a second.

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Far-Dimension3507@reddit

Did the cow turn round wondering what he was doing back there as that’s so raw

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spacesocrates88@reddit

IT'S RAW--I'd still eat it tho.

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LisaW509@reddit

t’s just rare enough to be begging to be a pair of shoes instead.

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Samuel_Alexander@reddit

I believe they call this blue rare lmao. More like moo 🐮 😅

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I14Lol@reddit

That’s blue rare at best

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sauvandrew@reddit

If you listen closely, you can hear the picture moo

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eulynn34@reddit

Cooked over a heated argument

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Calm_Distribution771@reddit

Did he cook it with a flashlight?

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DrLager@reddit

Your dad doesn’t understand what medium rare is. Hell, that doesn’t even reach rare or even blue.

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Tnad808@reddit

I can just go bite a cow and it’ll prob be close to this 💀

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sandiercy@reddit

A friend of mine likes to tell waitresses to walk the cow by the table and he will slice off his steak, I'm not sure he would like this one. It's so raw.

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Significant_Map122@reddit

No. He took it out the fridge, seasoned it and served it on a plate. That meat hasn’t been anywhere near a skillet.

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Away_Needleworker6@reddit

mmm unrendered fat

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FLIPSIDERNICK@reddit

Medium nothing. That shits still mooing.

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The_Pacman007@reddit

Is your dad a Cro-Magnon who just discovered fire?

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baconcheeseburger33@reddit

This is medium alive.

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ExtraTNT@reddit

Looks like lower end of blue… i don’t mind it, but i also like raw beef… (watch quality if you eat raw meat or else you end up in the most expensive restaurant)

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Healthy-Situation310@reddit

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Jahodac@reddit

I can hear it mooing

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elspotto@reddit

Well. It’s a good start. Could you post a picture when he’s done cooking it?

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steppan92@reddit

You can still hear it moo

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Fun-Comfortable-9028@reddit

Yum

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BelowMikeHawk@reddit

Splash some hot water on it and call it a day

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thewun111@reddit

Cooked over a heated conversation

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NunyaBiznesz@reddit

I heard it moo through the picture!

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Sausagebean@reddit

Why is it still breathing

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Teab8g@reddit

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MinimumApricot365@reddit

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Im_eNVy@reddit

Medium raw.

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Uptlarrybird33@reddit

That’s shit need to be cook more

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Daktar89@reddit

Your dad's getting a real grilling, unlike the steak.

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nolerama@reddit

Your dad is abusing you

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Technical_Piglet_438@reddit

It's so raw that if you take it to the vet there are high chances the cow could be saved.

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sacrebluh@reddit

I can feel how chewy it is in my mouth right now.

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GFreeXevery1@reddit

Boiled in the outside, raw in the middle.. ferpect.

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dog_eat_dog@reddit

Cooked by the heat of a passionate kiss on an 80's sitcom

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gingerblz@reddit

Gross

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Emera1dthumb@reddit

Smh

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BathrobeHero_@reddit

If you put your ear in up close, you can still hear the cattle screaming

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TheXenon8@reddit

It LOOKS cold. Like straight out the fridge still firm cold. Like my ex gf. Cold.

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WhatWeCantSee@reddit (OP)

It was. It had been sitting out for like 2 hours. That was the "perfect steak" he had for me when I finally got off my shift :P Probably was cold right off of the pan too since it's so raw

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Rivka333@reddit

Who else heard Gordon Ramsey's voice in their head?

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johannesdurchdenwald@reddit

This is a perfect „blue rare“ which is an official way to serve steak.

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Mysterious-Corner816@reddit

Bro that’s still moo ing

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ChaosOfOrder24@reddit

This steak's so rare I feel like chucking a Masterball at it.

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bubblesmax@reddit

Let me guess your dad turned on the forge and tossed this in with a light layer of advacado oil at 1200F and flipped it once and assumed cooked after 15 seconds cook. XD.

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kai333@reddit

this steak can still feel pain

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Dextrofunk@reddit

The is so, so raw. Hey, some people like that. This is wayyyy below where I like it, which is medium rare.

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NectarineNo2982@reddit

I think that's a rare medium

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shuckster@reddit

You could ride that home.

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misstiffie@reddit

Lol steak tartare

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fedsmokermobile@reddit

That’s blue

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itemluminouswadison@reddit

this is like 15 seconds in a microwave, dang.

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Conscious_Play9554@reddit

I guess it’s time to move out when your dad wants to food poison you…

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WhatWeCantSee@reddit (OP)

He has been trying to get me to move out so... guess he's trying to move me to the grave

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Conscious_Play9554@reddit

He is trying to speed up the process 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Conscious_Play9554@reddit

Whatever does the trick to get you out🤷🏻‍♂️

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RandolphSavage420@reddit

Toss it in the microwave for thirty seconds. Should freshen it up

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WhatWeCantSee@reddit (OP)

I actually cut up some into strips and did a quick sautée over butter, and it was great! The steak is good quality it just actually needs to be cooked 😅

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TheIndigoDingo@reddit

If it were Tuna ...

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SkullRiderz69@reddit

r/steakortuna

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Asap_aussie@reddit

R/steakortuna

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Lieutenant-Reyes@reddit

I see the rare but where's the medium? What did he cook this with? A warm summer breeze? The warmth of two hearts in love??

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AppearanceDry6039@reddit

I think the steak just sort of went by the oven on the way to the table

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CorndogDangler@reddit

Tell your dad to stop and re-evaluate his life

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firmhandshake101@reddit

Cod heart beat monitor can still detect it.

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drsmith48170@reddit

Yeah it is , it really is….sorry OP

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WhatWeCantSee@reddit (OP)

Thanks lol

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miss-meow-meow@reddit

Did he boil it?

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rtnoodel@reddit

My dad used to say he liked his steak “hair and horns off and walked through a warm room”. He would not have eaten this steak.

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Beautiful_Cover_5349@reddit

Where's Gordon Ramsay at so he can tell you this crap is RAW!!

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sohcordohc@reddit

Looks oddly uncooked in more ways then one lol. At least he tried!

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Healthy_Broccoli1927@reddit

Did he forget to turn the gas on? Or is this the before picture?

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shoelesstim@reddit

MOOOO

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Crazian14@reddit

My kids could’ve gotten a better sear with their fake kitchen

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LitoBrooks@reddit

It looks perfect to me! 😋

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Pleasant-Put5305@reddit

Get your Gordon Ramsay voice ready! Honestly though, give it another 2 mins each side at full blast, wrap it in foil and keep it warm for 10 mins to rest and it will be fine...it's okay, as long as it isn't over cooked!

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