A food truck that only sells diet RC Cola and machetes.
Posted by I_might_be_weasel@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 43 comments
Posted by I_might_be_weasel@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 43 comments
ferngullywasamazing@reddit
Not sure if you know this and I'm missing the joke, but a machete is a food, kind of like a quesadilla.
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
I am not aware of that type of Mexican food. This truck is selling knives.
ferngullywasamazing@reddit
Ah, well then yes, I agree this is a crazy idea!
031569@reddit
Add moonpies
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
Well then it wouldn't be only Diet RC Cola and machetes would it?
CyberGuy1001@reddit
Shut up and take my money!
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
Diet RC Cola $2.00
Machete $30.00
Combo $31.50
End of menu
Teslataters@reddit
ghoti00@reddit
You use your machete to kill your own food.
No_Afternoon1393@reddit
30 dollars is ridiculous for a machete, they're like 13 bucks at Walmart. 2 dollars for rc cola, outa your mind. 1 tops.
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
You can't expect bulk store prices at a food truck. Plus these would be nicer than the Walmart ones.
Corduroy_Sazerac@reddit
No change given!
Infamous-Arm3955@reddit
Machete $30.00 Everything else on the menu $0.00
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
Robbing the truck full of machetes seems unwise.
Infamous-Arm3955@reddit
That's a good point. That's why I'm taking my lunch money next door to the pizza and gun truck.
bobbybrixton@reddit
What did you learn?
Trudattler@reddit
Real Cocaine Cola?
Karzons@reddit
After every sale, ask if the customer knows the password.
Waveofspring@reddit
How many calories are the machetes?
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
Well it's a machete. So zero.
RatCatSlim@reddit
…are we supposed to eat the machetes?
Thneed1@reddit
You are supposed to use the machete to help you consume the RC cola, of course.
BrainSqueezins@reddit
Do they even make it in glass bottles anymore?
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
I was imagining standard 20oz plastic bottles when I made the post.
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
Other way around would work better. Soda can totally melt steel.
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
It's your machete, no one can stop you.
Waveofspring@reddit
Especially since I have a machete
Snackatomi_Plaza@reddit
Except maybe the guy who bought two machetes.
GeneverConventions@reddit
He was hangry. He needed two machetes.
TFielding38@reddit
What brand of machete? I'm partial to Tramontina
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
Royal Crown.
GeneverConventions@reddit
Isn't that what RC stands for? I've always been a fan of RC and CR, contextually.
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
Yes.
emmiegeena@reddit
What's the plan if some ne'er-do-wells try to rob the truck?
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
Idk. Gun?
queef_nuggets@reddit
Name it something weird and confusing like The Promise or Lampshades
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
Oh no. It's going to be super straightforward. Like, Diet RC Cola and Machetes. That way when people complain that there isn't any food, they will just ask them what they thought they were going to have. Like that tar toast skit on WKUK.
teduh@reddit
HELLYEAH
DoNotEatMySoup@reddit
This is exactly what this sub was made for. That is a crazy idea.
Brain_Hawk@reddit
You know what, I think this is actually one of the craziest ideas I've ever seen in this thread, so kudos to you!
I gave out awards I would give this an award.
Religion_Of_Speed@reddit
Machete? As in the large blade? Just making sure that's not some food I've never heard of.
Either way I'm in, I'll take a combo with an extra RC
Imajzineer@reddit
Okay ...
It's diet ... so, there's no sugar rush.
But there's caffeine ... so, the potential for people to get agitated/excitable.
And machetes.
On the street.
I think I see the outline of a dastardly plan here ... I'm just not sure what it might be.
DieUmEye@reddit
Well, this idea IS crazy, so you got that part right.