a toilet for washing your hair

Posted by hiLAWLious@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 26 comments

you have your regular peepeepoopoo toilet, and another for hair washing. Put your head in, flush to get it wet. Next you put your shampoo around the bowl like you would toilet bowl cleaner. you flush again and it washes your hair. ya.

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IonizedRadiation32@reddit

Isn't that basically a hairdresser's basin?

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hiLAWLious@reddit (OP)

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queef_nuggets@reddit

Yes

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hiLAWLious@reddit (OP)

it’s a toilet.

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csolisr@reddit

So, a basin shaped like a toilet that is placed next to your number 1/2 toilet so you can wash your hair?

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hiLAWLious@reddit (OP)

yes

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blaqwerty123@reddit

Anything is a toilet once you shit in it

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cwsjr2323@reddit

No, I prefer standing in the shower with my back to the shower to wash my hair. All the warm soapy water really helps clean my butt before my shower brush gets there.

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XROOR@reddit

If you have super large ears, use the adjacent toilet plunger to clear out wax

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hiLAWLious@reddit (OP)

now there’s an idea

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Imajzineer@reddit

It's called a 'shower'.

You can stand in it ... sit in it ... sometimes even lie in it.

You can jump up and down in it (not advised).

Have sex in it (variably advised).

Wave your hair wildly around in it.

Hum in it.

Sing in it.

Think of the bitingly satirical argument ending comeback you wish you'd thought of before in it.

Wash your laundry in it.

Wash the dog, the cat, even the otter in it

Wash your crockery and cutlery in it.

Wash vegetables in it.

Wash the mud off something you found whilst mudlarking in it.

And many other things that you can't do in a bidet.

Oh, yes ... you could just use a bidet instead (variably advised)..

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hiLAWLious@reddit (OP)

oh, sorry. didn’t realize i posted in r/practicalideas

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Imajzineer@reddit

It was a joke.

J.O.K.E.

Get over yourself.

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Professional-Cap-495@reddit

All of them, I thought they were pretty practical. I always use my shower to store my Barbie dolls while their eyelash glue is drying, so I have no idea what's practical.

Anyways thanks "I'm a jizz engineer"

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Imajzineer@reddit

You have an otter?

😉

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hiLAWLious@reddit (OP)

jesus relax haha

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hiLAWLious@reddit (OP)

EXACTLY THANK YOU

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EffingBarbas@reddit

Next level dumbshit. Use the clothes washing machine like the rest of the civilized world.