My husband's wrap - peanut butter, applesauce fruit cup and jujubes

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Crankenstein_8000@reddit

Baby man

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Crankenstein_8000@reddit

Lies

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BrickTechnical5828@reddit

Looks good asf

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Regularlyirregular37@reddit

Lmao I love how everyone calls everything in tortilla, a wrap. 30 years ago We called this, mom is broke till Friday and can’t buy bread so make your lunches out of tortillas.

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Pareeeee@reddit (OP)

Maybe a Canadian thing. We like the word "wrap" I guess. Anything rolled in a tortilla = wrap

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Regularlyirregular37@reddit

Seeeeee yes. Canada + all of this makes sense

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Ginjaspice@reddit

what country do you live in where marrying a 5 year old is legal?

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NapalmWeed@reddit

god had abandoned us

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greenymeani3@reddit

I thought that was some cursed spam pâté ooze.

Much less shitty upon reading.

Still shitty but would actually smash.

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Empowered-Rabbit@reddit

This one. This post right there officer 👮‍♂️

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Known-Relationship71@reddit

You lost me with the whole wheat tortillas.

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B1gdaddy987@reddit

All you ever need

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Healthy_Broccoli1927@reddit

Is your husband five years old?

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YunGBiG@reddit

How many feet does he have?

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Response_Legitimate@reddit

wtf is this shit

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Fun-Mud3861@reddit

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firmhandshake101@reddit

Get the divorce papers.

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RajakBejok@reddit

JuJu for texture?

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Bauerman51@reddit

Gotta get rid of that Halloween candy somehow!

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Bloodyomg@reddit

My 600lb life

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PalpitationDeep3133@reddit

Is he perhaps autistic? Or is he just a man child💀

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TooManyMelonsHere@reddit

Is your husband 3 kids in a trench coat and are you a pink cat that manages a horse with a failing career?

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typographie@reddit

You can't fool me, that's obviously yours in the background!

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Pareeeee@reddit (OP)

Actually had two of them. When ne with jujubes and one without 🙃

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PseudobrilliantGuy@reddit

The one without sounds like it was better.

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MidnightTitan@reddit

Did he run out of jujubes or is he on a jujube diet?

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AccurateSorbet3797@reddit

How does the neighbours react when you move in and have to introduce yourself?

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SousVideDiaper@reddit

Child marriage legal where you're at?

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Dicklepies@reddit

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greenbastard1591@reddit

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cubixjuice@reddit

DAMN! 💀

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mint-star@reddit

Tell him to have a good day at kindergarten for me

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Competitive_Cook_939@reddit

jujubes are real? I thought they were Ed Edd and Eddy food

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KrayzieBone187@reddit

Did you marry Will Ferrell in character from Elf?

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ThrowRawmeatatme@reddit

i see a fine dessert

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GealtertWieRohwurst@reddit

Does he work at the circus?

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spicy-acorn@reddit

Interesting … definitely stoned food imo

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Pareeeee@reddit (OP)

The funny thing is he doesn't do weed. Completely sober choice here 😂

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zachdaddy22@reddit

Jail. No trail nothing. Jail

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Pareeeee@reddit (OP)

Jujubes on tortilla? Believe it or not, jail

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PompeyMagnus1@reddit

I get that it supposed to be a funny word, but jujubes is a really funny word

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CT1914Clutch@reddit

To me it always sounded like a candy in a sitcom or something

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canolafly@reddit

“So you heard that I was in a car accident and then decided to stop off for some Jujyfruit?”

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mai_tai87@reddit

Now I think about a fierce queen.

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No-Suggestion-9504@reddit

In my native language it's used as slang for something too easy, like:

Friend: Parichai epdi irundhudhu (Meaning: How was the exam?)

Me: Jujubee! (Eazy Peazy)

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Arabian_Flame@reddit

r/shitfromabutt

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Jackabing@reddit

Diabetus

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PrestigiousBeach9595@reddit

beans ???

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Willing_Address_7634@reddit

😖 was ok before the jellies on top I guess..

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TheRealShaunWayne@reddit

Seriously...... that looks nasty as fuck!! Call the police!!!

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Slinkenhofer@reddit

How high was he? Cause I'm toasted right now and that looks amazing

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pizdec-unicorn@reddit

Has he just never made food before? This only just meets the prerequisite of being edible - the same could be said about, say, dog food on ice cream

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Cyber_Insecurity@reddit

Is he fucking high?

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ellz9191@reddit

is he pregnant?

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Soft_Eggplant9132@reddit

I've never gagged from a picture before .

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ADORCISM@reddit

That meal goes against The Geneva Conventions

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Tobsjo@reddit

I was sure that was pepperoni until I looked at it, cool.

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dankhimself@reddit

I thought it was some gross meat paste or something.

That's the kind of thing that will give your pancreas a run for it's money.

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ncraiderfan17@reddit

I looked at it and read it multiple times and still didn't realize it wasn't pepperoni or salami until I read your comment

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Tobsjo@reddit

Thought he smeared a plate at first with sausage and put gummies on it XD

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okayokayfinebye@reddit

Those are jujyfruit, the elegant, sophisticated cousin of the jujube. Jujubes in this situation would be classless. Jujyfruit on the other hand, chef's kiss.

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