Anon in poverty | TheaterFire

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Venn720@reddit

“Could of” isn’t even grammatically correct in British English

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some_sort_of_person@reddit

i just see a lot of british people use it

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OldManMoment@reddit

Can't even afford proper grammar. Tragic.

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VulgarisOpinio@reddit

"could of" is wrong everywhere and I see more Americans doing it than anyone else

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TildeGunderson@reddit

Be poor dad

Watching TV

Son comes into room

"I can't afford gas to drive anywhere for the rest of the week until I get paid Friday."

Why did he say that

No one asked

"Stop complaining, Anon."

He sulks back to room, muttering "...rich friends..." and "...endocrine..."

If that little shit's using my pepper salt and oil, I'm gonna kms. FML.

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itsthehumidity@reddit

I haven't posted anything yet but I'd like to cope with something. Where do I start? What do I say?

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Dry-Championship-593@reddit

Why don't you post something on r/CakeDay

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clotifoth@reddit

Coping with humor isn't so bad friendo!

If you gave it a shot and come up with something funny, you can share your original content with people and they'll laugh with you (not at you!)

That's not so bad!

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Uncle480@reddit

Kiss my son

He's a very supportive father

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gbuub@reddit

And the sister is the schizo demon that lives in his room that causes his self-loathing

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Rand_alThor_@reddit

How the fuck does someone live at home with a meager family and be out of money while working? What do you do for work, collect Pennies from the sidewalk?

Sell the car, buy a bike, will fix that endocrine disorder bullshit. And if you don’t die from riding the bike you will live a healthy life, allowing you to earn enough money to care for yourself and even a family.

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akamalk@reddit

The family is toxic, if Anon isn't hidding the stuff that makes him human garbage and it's telling the true, he should leave ASAP.

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No-Section-4385@reddit

Endorine disorders are very commonly self caused by poor diets or drug abuse.

So anon needs to stop being a whiney poodle and get outside more.

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keker0t@reddit

Poor diet due to poverty and the cycle repeats.

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NotLunaris@reddit

"muh poverty"

The poorest people in the world eat diets that are incredibly clean and healthy. Choosing to eat unhealthy slop is laziness + lack of self control while living in a privileged nation where said unhealthy slop is readily available.

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dovah-meme@reddit

yeah, cause the poorest people in the world are subsistence farmers and the stuff they eat is probably the least processed food on earth. First world poverty necessitates eating the cheapest possible stuff which 99% of the time is primarily made of nutrient-piss-poor additives since they’re easier to throw into your average ready meal than actual nutrients

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iStayGreek@reddit

This is such cope. Eat Lentils, rice, beans, split peas, vegetables. You can get dirt cheap meats occasionally from deals.

I was very poor (way below poverty line trailer trash), if you’re fat and poor it’s your own damn fault or your stupid parents.

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HelpMePlxoxo@reddit

That's assuming they have grocery stores. They don't put grocery stores in the middle of hoods, they put McDonald's.

So if you got no car in the middle of a city in this country with dogshit public transportation, your only reasonable option would be the fast food nearest to you. Even if you do have a car, you have to consider the time spent driving to a nicer neighborhood that has a grocery store and the cost of gas. Then the time spent driving back, and the time spent cooking. Especially if you're working multiple jobs and/or have a family. In the US, there is a trend between food insecurity and obesity for a reason.

May it be possible for people in poverty to get access to better foods? Probably, most of the time. Is pretty much everything aimed against them to coerce them into buying shitty addictive slop instead? Absolutely. Poor people are the target demographic of pretty much every fast food corporation in the country.

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iStayGreek@reddit

Complete cope. I can make enough food for a week in an hour. This is a stupid people problem.

Is pretty much everything aimed against them to coerce them into buying shitty addictive slop instead? Absolutely. Poor people are the target demographic of pretty much every fast food corporation in the country.

Why do you have the time to watch TV and get advertisements if you're that poor? I didn't.

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HelpMePlxoxo@reddit

i can make enough food for a week in an hour.

Again, if you have a grocery store nearby to buy ingredients. It's a very real situation for people to not have one nearby and have no realistic method of transport to go there.

I never said anything about TV or advertisements. I'm talking about real-world shit. Fast food places are put in poor neighborhoods over grocery stores. We have dogshit, unsafe public transportation in the US. If you don't have a car and/or don't have a grocery store near you, the deck is stacked against you to get you to buy unhealthy slop. That's not a flaw in the system, it's by design.

There is a SIGNIFICANT trend between food insecurity, poverty and obesity rather than being underweight.

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iStayGreek@reddit

It's a very real situation for people to not have one nearby and have no realistic method of transport to go there.

Yeah no, this is bullshit in 2024. You can get groceries delivered with pretty much every place. Amazon takes SNAP / foodstamps, same with Walmart online.

We have dogshit, unsafe public transportation in the US. If you don't have a car and/or don't have a grocery store near you, the deck is stacked against you to get you to buy unhealthy slop. That's not a flaw in the system, it's by design.

Walk fatty. I've carried groceries miles. Did great work for my physique.

There is a SIGNIFICANT trend between food insecurity, poverty and obesity rather than being underweight.

Yeah, because they're stupid people.

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HelpMePlxoxo@reddit

I've never been poor, I'm not talking for myself. You seem unreasonable and ignorant. Have a good day and put the fries in the bag

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iStayGreek@reddit

Begone fatty.

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HelpMePlxoxo@reddit

I'm literally hot and out of your league by every metric but ok lol.

Cope and seethe, pooro. If you were a bit nicer I'd let you be one of my gardeners but you'd probably burn after being in the sun for the first time in 6 months.

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iStayGreek@reddit

Silence UofR femcel, if you were out of my league you wouldn't have to say so. My golden god greek skin never burns. I have nothing to prove.

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NotLunaris@reddit

First world poverty necessitates eating the cheapest possible stuff which 99% of the time is primarily made of nutrient-piss-poor additives since they’re easier to throw into your average ready meal than actual nutrients

Yea cuz rice and beans are more expensive than whatever ready-made slop people choose to gorge themselves with.

Get over yourself. You really think that in 2024 the poorest people in the world are farmers? Do you even know what proportion of the poor are farmers? I know you specifically said subsistence farmers but that is such a tiny portion of the overall poor (of which the vast majority are NOT FAT) that it's basically arguing in bad faith with how far you moved the goalpost.

People choose to eat unhealthy slop because it's delicious and easy. Idk why that's so hard to admit for y'all.

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anti-gerbil@reddit

Eating like shit is more expensive than eating correctly

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bitchtittees@reddit

You're correct most people who think eating healthy is expensive are usually dumb af and don't understand that eating nothing but salad isn't healthy. Like lettuce is generally pretty expensive these days, due to inflation and the prices get even higher pretty regularly due to e coli exposure. So they're buying overpriced lettuce, buying dressing for it, which again is cheaper and healthier if you make it yourself and don't dump half a god damn bottle on your food, and they aren't learning ro properly budget and diet with real substitutes

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Godhole34@reddit

Or they live in a third world country where everything is expansive.

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bitchtittees@reddit

People in 3rd world countries don't get fat from eating processed slop tho

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Godhole34@reddit

Processed things aren't the only thing that make you fat, crazy that. Maybe you have this vision of fat people constantly eating McDonald's because you live in the states, but it's not that simple.

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bitchtittees@reddit

Not american, and having access to real food and the types of blue collar work that is usually available in 3rd world countries the people aren't as fat.

What makes the 3rd world people so fat then if you insist they're huge from bread

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Chakramer@reddit

If the rest of the family doesn't have it, must be anon's own fault.

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psychoCMYK@reddit

Endocrine disorders are most often caused by disease, genetics, tumors, or injuries. In fact, diet isn't even listed as a primary cause.

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bigFr00t@reddit

Classic

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Xc0liber@reddit

Majority of people would rather die than admit is their own fault.

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Hau65@reddit

"could have been worse" fuck you

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BathTubBand@reddit

Yep. That attitude put me in a real fucking hole.

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MikeGianella@reddit

Me on my way to downplay my personal issues and make them worse instead like a boss 😎

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The_King_7067@reddit

"muh could have been worse"

"It could also have been better, fuck you"

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Educational_Can_3092@reddit

Not much better, the world is a dump. Living in America instantly puts you on the top half.

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Layatan@reddit

Top 1/3 at least

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Educational_Can_3092@reddit

In boomer times sure. Now not so much.

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Layatan@reddit

China and India are already one third. Add Africa, Latin America, other sides of Asia??? Damn near every other country?

I'm thinking 1/3 is conservative even

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Educational_Can_3092@reddit

It’s still a great country, one of the best. But if you have to take an ambulance trip? Good luck with that? There’s a lot of druggies and homeless now

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Layatan@reddit

Bro in my home country you're lucky if you get a chance to pay for an ambulance and it takes at least half a day to get a diagnosis and the most you'll leave the hospital with is a paracetamol.

I'm not saying you can't complain but to everyone else your complaints to us sound like what a rich white girl complaining about their Urus paint colour would sound like to you.

Hard to explain but its a whole different perspective you have to see to understand.

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Educational_Can_3092@reddit

where are you from?

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Layatan@reddit

Gambia... ik not the best example but if you look at our neighbour Senegal its pretty much the same once you leave Dakar (their capital)

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Educational_Can_3092@reddit

Oh yeah you guys have it pretty bad. You’re basically at the other extreme of gringos. I wasn’t complaining about my lot in life actually, I was saying Americans are a lot worse today than they were during the 50-90s, and the rest of the world kind of catched up to them. Africa is still struggling tho.

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Layatan@reddit

Oh theyre struggling hard and still electing idiots (when its an option 💀) so a lil but more to go

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Educational_Can_3092@reddit

Dark times ahead friends. I wish you luck.

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Layatan@reddit

You too. Here's to hoping Trump behaves

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memeister69@reddit

To these arguments I say “It is what it is”

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dirtymike401@reddit

They said "Could of* been"

Don't make them look smarter than they are.

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spudnaut@reddit

You're not allowed to complain unless you're literally a starving bloated belly West African orphan🤪

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SerpentStercus@reddit

I mean, you are allowed to complain but nobody is going to give a fuck. Hell, nobody gives a fuck about the West African orphan’s complaint either. That’s the truth about complaints, nobody cares and it’s just self soothing.

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LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit

No one gives a fuck until you start insulting yourself, then suddenly it’s a bad thing

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spudnaut@reddit

Agree. Caring is optional but complaining is ok

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Ridenberg@reddit

Most starving bloated belly West African orphans aren't allowed to complain either, because at least one starving bloated belly West African orphan must've also watched his family die in torture. And even he isn't allowed to complain either because at least one starving bloated belly West African orphan has also died from torture himself.

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spudnaut@reddit

We must find the one person who objectively has it the worst.

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Blibbobletto@reddit

It's me, my sandwich fell on the ground

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TheManWithAStand@reddit

And the last kid can't complain because he's dead

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Ne0n1691Senpai@reddit

unitonically yes, ive had it much more rough than the starbucks uggs gated community people think they have it rough when talking about their rights being taken away

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spudnaut@reddit

You're unironically wrong. Suffering is subjective. Stacy's waiter getting her Starbucks order wrong is comparable to Jack getting his leg blown off in the Vietnam jungle in 1965.

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the_marxman@reddit

Everyone knows there's only one person on earth at any given time that's allowed to complain.

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WintersbaneGDX@reddit

And even then you don't complain because at least you have your nose bone. Those other bloatbelly orphans didn't even get one! All they got was cholera.

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FinestCrusader@reddit

And even then stillborns had it worse than you. Be grateful. They never got to even try using their nose.

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LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit

I never understood why someone would say that. Oh so now I feel bad about people worse off than me!

Don’t get how it’s beneficial

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BBtheboy@reddit

If the source of your suffering is comparing yourself to others who have it better then yes. pointing out how many others have it worse is 100% justifiable

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justalad9@reddit

Westerners realise their issues are actually trivial and instead of appreciating what they have they get angey 😡😡

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LIMEWANG@reddit

Are you not happy with what you have?

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wesqwik@reddit

Looking at your wound does nothing to heal mine

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gitcheckedout@reddit

Love me some “could of”

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FilHor2001@reddit

Man, English is my second language and nothing pisses me off more than seeing native speakers make the most basic spelling/grammar mistakes in one of the easiest languages out there.

People who unironically use "could of" should seriously reconsider their life choices.

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SOMEMONG@reddit

Could of, should of, would of

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kashuti@reddit

Pet peeve

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moron555@reddit

Was looking for this

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HiveMindKing@reddit

No one was ever made to feel better or find new motivation because some people in Africa have it ultra shit, or any other similar comparison.

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-Dueck-@reddit

Most empathetic American

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BrainArson@reddit

"Why are you sad, there are people having it worse!" - "Why are you happy, there are people having it better."

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lucasthebr2121@reddit

Some people say i should be happy to be alive

But im alive inside brasil living paycheck never having enough money to fuel my 3 hobbies (gaming, origami (getting mc and tissue paper for double tissue) and carving) always 1 bad economy crash away from homelessness while some fucker has so much money it probably cant even end if he tried too

It's also another reason I'm an atheist like aint no way god exists if elon musk can have that amount of money per amount of braincells he has

Either god is a massive troll or he js fake i just cant believe some people can have so much while being so dumb in a world where god exists

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TalkingFishh@reddit

The Bible most certainly covers stupid people being rich.

In Exodus, the Pharoah of Egypt chases after the Sons of Israel even after God killed every first born in Egypt due to his enslavement of them.

(Tbf God hardened Pharoah's heart, coaxing him into it regardless. But Pharoah also enslaved the Sons of Israel after they saved Egypt from plague under the previous Pharoah, so he's stupid anyway)

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Contemporarium@reddit

God is such a fucking asshole til Jesus was born

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8123619744@reddit

Almost like life was far harsher back in ancient times and the religions had to be more brutal to cope with it. A lot of Old Testament teachings boil down to being thankful for the few things you do have lest the fucking devil himself afflict you with boils and kill your children while God stands idly by.

Then when life started getting easier due to larger societies with structures you could depend on the religions all the sudden became about helping those in need and loving each other.

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clotifoth@reddit

Having kids can really mellow a dude out

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-H_-@reddit

If you're suffering it's either a punishment or a test.

And if you're doing well it's either a blessing or a test.

A lot of the time, people who are doing bad things in this life get good things in this life, but their severe punishment will come in the next.

If you're a better person you'll probably get tested more than others and in more difficult ways.

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Sammo_696@reddit

Kind of tough not to think thats not regarded if you dont believe in god.

Like sure bro poor people are actually lucky because they will go to heaven bro the rich are definitely going to hell bro.

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Raulr100@reddit

I don't even get the appeal of heaven. Why would you want to live forever? 50 trillion years from now you'll have forgotten everything you've ever done and everything you've ever cared about. You're not even going to be yourself anymore. You'll be this weird husk which just has to keep existing because reasons.

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HumanContinuity@reddit

Don't forget the singing and the praising

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Brilliant-Mountain57@reddit

Slave morality fr, no we aren't coping. Trust, after we all die we'll own everything. The weak will be strong and the poor will be rich.

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clotifoth@reddit

Let's try to boil off the religion and see what we have left. If it could have any value to us

"Success or failure, view your endeavors as worthy trials though you are fragile. Good and bad things come along but are essentially the same, testing our mettle for if we can handle them. Good things can lead to our downfall just as bad things give us a chance to kick adversity's ass and become stronger."

Kinda like you are Albert Camus' Sisyphus; the Boulder will always be there, rolling down the mountain is the same as being stuck pushing it up the mountain; you will always struggle maybe either with the current struggle or envisioning that despite your achievements there is still so much work left to be done.

A stretch?

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I_WORK_AT_QFC@reddit

Were you born and raised in BR? Your English is really good

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lucasthebr2121@reddit

Yes i learned English alone by playing online games and Minecraft when i was 4-6 years old by looking at what people said and decoding it

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HumanContinuity@reddit

Holy shit

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I_WORK_AT_QFC@reddit

What do you do for work?

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lucasthebr2121@reddit

Your average minimum wage cashier job

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IcyStormDragon@reddit

All the brains and talent, none of the opportunity. Feel your pain bro.

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I_WORK_AT_QFC@reddit

Sent you a dm

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FinestCrusader@reddit

I genuinely hope it gets better for you bro (pretty cool to hear people still having origami as a hobby, I felt like it was going extinct)

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Alkeryn@reddit

If you make some cool origami i'll send it 100 bucks

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marshinghost@reddit

God fake af, Magic man created to deceive the masses.

Life is ass bro, it's all about doing the best in your circumstances.

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pad2016@reddit

Knew you were German because of "having"

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BrainArson@reddit

And your point is...?

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pad2016@reddit

It's neat to identify someone's native language by the grammatical differences they carry over to English.

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BrainArson@reddit

I get it^^ I have a hard time reading english either bc of said differences or bc I need a "reading melody" if it makes sense.

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FindingE-Username@reddit

Although his sister is being a bitch by saying he's spoiled for using... salt and pepper.... considering Anon says his parents are in poverty, idk what he actually expects them to do about what he said? Doesn't sound like they can anywhere near afford to pay for his car

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hornyorn@reddit

Not being able to drive to work will cost his parents even more than if they just gave him some gas money if he’s buying his own stuff like he says

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datlitboi@reddit

Americans try living without a car challenge = impossible

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mega_douche1@reddit

doesn't pay rent

still complete broke with a full time job...

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AlexBondra@reddit

There’s literally zero reason for anon is live in poverty is he’s living with his parents and working. Amazon needs to learn to budget and stop spending all his money on waifu pillows.

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delet_yourself@reddit

Anon can speak english. Anon decides to not fuck off from their poor country to somewhere better. Anon is stupid.

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ChoiceFudge3662@reddit

I mean if the parents are rich then they’re pricks for at least not helping with gas, but chances are they’re just as broke as anon and don’t have the money to help him.

Idk somehow I was happier when I had less money, I ate less and worked out more to pass the time, I legit was just walking around outside with a big 15 lb stick on my shoulder for exercise and just to feel like guts.

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DokutahMostima@reddit

I can understand anons situation and people mock him, that his inability to gain success is not the problem, that quality is already something not many people have.

Some level of complaint, or expression of dissatisfaction is understandable at some situations, like dating (for men since it has many layers) but I cannot get the "body acceptance" thing people made up. Unless theyre unable to lose weight due to some REAL illness, which most of them arent lets be real, they can just exercise? Or eat less?

Im not kidding here, I once argued with a "plus-size" women at doomer sub (that sub where people are literally considering to unalive) about this, she said "but...but... Gym is expensive!" And when I said just do pushups "OMG, you dont get it. We cant do pushups because were already overweight" no matter what solution you come up they will find an excuse to not do it

Which is weird, since the only thing women have to do to be "successful" at dating is to have some level of impulse control to not eat horrendously but they still cant do it. Whats crazier is there are still desperate guys that bangs them and they still cry

When a guy reject him because of their weight "WAAAAH, HES FATPHOBIC! EVERYONE, CANCEL HIM" when the guy likes it "EWWW, DISGUSTING FETISHIST" you literally cant satistify these them not being preferable to others

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ZoraHasSpoken@reddit

My sister has an endocrine disorder that causes weight gain in her, so I’m assuming it’s at least a similar case. In that end, yes, you are fat and lazy and no you weren’t born that way. You can change.

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pocketgravel@reddit

There are people happier than you, so you have no right to be happy.

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Nonzero-outcome@reddit

Anon is autistic and thus their opinion is invalid

I know this because I am autism and my opinion is invalid

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LordVaderVader@reddit

study well in school
go to the public university
get the degree
get the stable job
live a comfortable life Why OP is so stupid?

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rhino_shit_gif@reddit

Because OP does not understand that one must not be comfortable to achieve greatness

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CptSandbag73@reddit

You’re right, but in addition, you can’t even be comfortable if you want to achieve something other than the bare minimum, much less greatness.

Nothings free in this life.

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Sneaky-McSausage@reddit

Save up, buy a bike. Cycle where you want to go. No money spent on gas and treat that endocrine disorder whatever. You fat lazy fuck

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moroccoboi@reddit

fuck did i do to catch that stray ?

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MilkTea11@reddit

fr, what did we do 😭

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kungfukenny3@reddit

My parents are from West Africa and I’ve been there

yeah it’s got problems but it’s pretty rad. that soul crushing dread and sense that things are getting worse that hangs stale in the US air isn’t really over there so uh get over yourself

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boxdud-e@reddit

It always could have been worse, and sometimes you’re parents give you more than they can afford. I don’t about anon, but I’m honestly glad to be with my parents, and while they do have their flaws, they spend more on me than themselves and I’m happy with the opportunities I get. I’m don’t know about anons background but I have friends too, who get much more than me, but I guess just take the opportunities at hand and accept the hand that you have been dealt. Probably been said a lot before, but just wanted to write it somewhere

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MrEuphonium@reddit

But I bet if he bought his own salt pepper and oil, all of a sudden his stuff is “taking up too much space” or “the kind of oil you buy smells” and then when you buy the same oil as them they start using yours without asking.

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slurreyboy1@reddit

Are you the same one that ate the 40 cookies after family dinner

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Final_Giraffe_X@reddit

As a West African, in a very similar situation. Anon should quit being a little bitch. Life can be way much worse. If he's in the West at least he has more opportunities. I have an IT degree and I get paid shit can't even afford a car lol. Ps. I don't have a bone stuck through my nose y'all should get out more.

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