The whitest nachos ever eaten.
Posted by MattsRod@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 61 comments
Posted by MattsRod@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 61 comments
SpaceMan420gmt@reddit
Eww, and microwaved. Might not be too bad toasted.
gentlepear10@reddit
I love the random pile of cheese in the middle that chose not to melt
inuitt@reddit
not random that’s how a microwave works
KenaiKanine@reddit
This is exactly why I have a hair dryer.
cyncicalqueen@reddit
I love you
FlowerBoyScumFuck@reddit
As a life hack if you don't have a hair dryer a clothes iron can also work in a pinch, just make sure it's washed thoroughly. I also like to add some hot sauce to the steamer compartment. Be sure to wear some goggles though, because those steamy hot sauce fumes will wreck your eyes.
No-Rise4602@reddit
I have cooked a steak on an iron
IbexOutgrabe@reddit
I have al pastor in a curling iron.
Aviation_nut63@reddit
Not Chos
OpeningDifficulty731@reddit
Fire cracker
AgentCC@reddit
Nothing a little ketchup won’t fix.
Longjumping_Ad4380@reddit
That's not nachos... That's chads.
One-Bookkeeper-5911@reddit
Crackers
CameronFry@reddit
If Ted Cruz was a nacho
Budzee@reddit
Caucachos
WittyAd4448@reddit
Man wtf 😭😭
Objective_Economics8@reddit
Bet those slap at 3 am. Just need to find some stashed away Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
iafx@reddit
Crackerchos
Lumpy-Pride9973@reddit
NachNo's
WorkingSea8918@reddit
A whiter version would have American cheese slices and mayonnaise.
st_st__@reddit
Bell peppers
BloodAndTsundere@reddit
Mayonnaise is somewhat controversial in the US. I’d say the whitest version is saltines, Kraft singles and ketchup
Chilidogdingdong@reddit
How is the most popular and universal condiment in the US controversial? Lol
FuckIPLaw@reddit
People who hate it really hate it and love being vocal about it.
Equinsu-0cha@reddit
Flanders-style nachos already exist. They are just cucumber slices with cottage cheese on top.
Healthy_Broccoli1927@reddit
Midwestern nach nos
Possible_Abalone_846@reddit
Or ranch dressing.
ebaer2@reddit
Double Smash
ebaer2@reddit
Smash
Sardine-Cat@reddit
🤢
maxsworldofmarvle@reddit
Budget nachos
Minimum-Act6859@reddit
I’m surprised ethnicity got tied up in this. That is just a broke ass struggle meal, and that isn’t even government cheese.
notaverysmartman@reddit
saltines are always doing the bare minimum in terms of being a cracker
ConnieTheTomcat@reddit
No salted crackers are a godsend they were my favorite food in my anorexic era and kept me alive
Murdy2020@reddit
Gotta be a stoner improvising.
Small_Frame1912@reddit
close, those are saltines!
BlitzburghStoners@reddit
Baked out their mind! Munchies!
Healthy_Broccoli1927@reddit
Ah that border crossing feeling, the wrong way though
vialvarez_2359@reddit
No they be Twitter with no jalapeño and you complain the salty makes cracker spicy,
F_Zhang@reddit
Looks like something gluten free. Eww
frostedwaffles@reddit
Whole nations will weep over this atrocity
Remote-Dingo7872@reddit
This unapologetic native Texan Whitey finds this offensive!
[the nachos, not yer remark]
merix1110@reddit
Crackers for crackers?
Zephyr93@reddit
Australian version of this would probably switch out the jalapeno for bell pepper.
snackynorph@reddit
This would be so fucking hard to eat good lord
hotfistdotcom@reddit
would be whiter if you used velveeta and kraft singles and bell peppers
throwawaybottlecaps@reddit
Replace the jalepenos with pickles and the cheese with mayo for an authentic Caucasian experience.
PersKarvaRousku@reddit
Jalapenos? Sorry that's too spicy for me.
Front-Ad5434@reddit
You should try ghost peppers
PersKarvaRousku@reddit
Is it hotter than black pepper?
Front-Ad5434@reddit
Its worse
SirRyan007@reddit
I do this with oven French fries instead of the crackers and toss the fries, cheese and Jalapenos in a bowl with some salt and it’s delicious
Nixx37@reddit
This is a plate of nachos you'd find in Silent Hill.
BluBeams@reddit
Next time, place everything in a circle on the plate with nothing in the middle...everything will heat evenly and you won't have the unmelted cheese in the middle...
Zestyclose_Car_4971@reddit
I finally found a place for my reaction pic and I can’t even post pics here 😩
Tackysackjones@reddit
Those are some disappointing jalapeño’s
jtormeyx@reddit
sub jalapeños with black olives
12aptor@reddit
Looks good as hell
legato2@reddit
I would definitely eat that.
DentArthurDent4@reddit
more like nah chos.
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