Uhmm
Posted by drewbiiedoo@reddit | Dallas | View on Reddit | 462 comments
On Bedford Euless Rd off 121, what is this silliness.
Posted by drewbiiedoo@reddit | Dallas | View on Reddit | 462 comments
On Bedford Euless Rd off 121, what is this silliness.
munustriplex@reddit
Pretty standard Texas insult, and pretty accurate regarding El Senador.
MisplacedMartian@reddit
I'm a Canadian who wandered in from /r/ALL; this one is so popular that we know about it all the way up here so it's strange to find out there are actual Texans who are unfamiliar with it.
Most-Weird@reddit
I’m happy you’re here but would you mind taking Ted back with you when you head out?
SmallBol@reddit
Chicago here. We'll take him. We have an excellent track record of putting our politicians in prison.
SaintsSooners89@reddit
Ohhh you can have Paxton too then
Rodalan2017@reddit
Then take the asshat Governor Abbott too! He’s a real piece of ####
SmallBol@reddit
Put him on the next migrant bus to "supervise" and we'll grab him
rockstar504@reddit
Shit man, alright we're sending em up with a couple briskets thanks for the assist
MargaretBrownsGhost@reddit
Send a bushel or two of your best native pecans for the squirrel contingent; they might not like having Cruz released into their midst without such a bribe.
rockstar504@reddit
Good idea. You should never fuck with Squirrels.
chrisrayn@reddit
Don’t send him with the brisket…Ted will eat all the brisket before it arrives. Make sure the Cruz car is separate from the brisket car, or you’ll be Cruzin’ for a brisket losin’.
BCRGactual@reddit
After the brisket is out he will start feeding on the bus riders too. Ted Cruz must need to keep his skin moist.
Misc_Lillie@reddit
Throw in some Texas Twinkies, too. They'd be doing us a solid.
radar_off_no_oddjob@reddit
If we can find an ADA-compliant bus we'll give you Abbott, too.
IsJamalComing@reddit
I say just strap him to the back. He’ll be fine, no DEI here.
kdjack1111@reddit
Only if you grab him by the cowboy hat
MRAN0NYMO@reddit
Can he also take Abbott? Pretty please?
mechengr17@reddit
How many pens does he have to steal before yall take care of him?
texan01@reddit
a two-fer?! hell yeah!
Lonewolf3317@reddit
Good God yes. Paxton especially
gamblodar@reddit
Just get him to run for mayor. Don't y'all have a 75% conviction rate over the last half-dozen?
SmallBol@reddit
I can't think of a mayor that was convicted. Governor's have a track record though.
That's not the lesson to take from this though. Other states should become as passionate as Illinois about prosecuting politicians. If you find a way to get it done it will warm your heart.
gamblodar@reddit
My bad. Governors it was. I still remember Blago on the Daily Show where Jon was like "you're really gonna say you didn't do anything? Reeeeaaallllyyy?"
SmallBol@reddit
Haha exactly
That dude got pardoned by the former president and lives the next neighborhood over from me. He jogs in the middle of the street, which is the second best reason to hate Blago
Mtndrums@reddit
That'd be too tempting...
gamblodar@reddit
I can the the clickbait news article:
"Nine reasons to hate Rod Blagoavitch, and number 2 will shock you!"
jdaverage@reddit
Take him and the garbage king, please!
Cheap_Blacksmith66@reddit
Didn’t you guys have that small town mayor that’s been blatantly embezzling money for years now?
desucca@reddit
He's more Mexican than Canadian these days.. let Cancun keep him eh
Spiritual-Dot4076@reddit
Hey, come on now, my family goes to Cancún.
Imadevonrexcat@reddit
They don’t mean Ted. They mean the saying.
Most-Weird@reddit
I know, but Ted is from Canada so I would like him to be returned
Imadevonrexcat@reddit
Haha ok touché!
Chl4mydi4-Ko4l4@reddit
No takebacks.
Sweaty-Anteater-6694@reddit
He will leave to Mexico soon again
Nymaz@reddit
Build the wall to keep Cruz out!
rocknroll2013@reddit
We kept Bieber. Do us a solid
jjbananamonkey@reddit
But we have a receipt
GrumpyRPGReviews@reddit
Damn it.
WillGold1365@reddit
Your comment made me audibly chuckle in my companies shitter. But also, as a Canadian wondering from the front page, NO!
enternameher3@reddit
We'll take Ted, y'all have to take drake
theoneintexas@reddit
You underestimate our distaste for Ted. There isn't a trade we would find undesirable.
freddit32@reddit
Leave the Ted, take the cannoli
Thew2788@reddit
He's not like us
Independent-Shake409@reddit
Yes. CanadaTed needs to move home!
zaknafien1900@reddit
There is actually a crazy extremist premier in alberta and he'd fit right in but god i hope that never happens he's a giant tool.
And I doubt he would there more money down south that's why he's there
Midwinter_Dram@reddit
You can keep him. Fucking Jordan Petersen too. Kermit lobster benzo addled fuck head.
sergeantmeatwad@reddit
openly admits to destroying his brain now listen to all my awesome ideas
rebeltrillionaire@reddit
I’m an addict with no inner peace and my emotions have me crying over strawmen in my own arguments.
Now follow my strict routine for a better life.
lillybheart@reddit
He’ll migrate there naturally if it gets too hot
sergeantmeatwad@reddit
You seen that belly? He's stopping in Wisconsin or Minnesota for sure
Paraxom@reddit
to be fair, you've got all that 'berta beef in canada, would make sense that the phrase would get up there
svenstark@reddit
That's a Texas sized 10-4
profsavagerjb@reddit
There’s also great fishing in Kay-beck
rollin_a_j@reddit
Wonderful ice fishins in Cue-beck
imyourphuckleberry@reddit
What about over in Cal-Gary?
Sea-Limit-5430@reddit
The bow river has world class fly fishing
minlillabjoern@reddit
To be faaaaaayar…
MisplacedMartian@reddit
Never been to Alberta in my life.
hevea_brasiliensis@reddit
There are so many transplants here in Texas that they're losing touch with real Texas culture.
chook_slop@reddit
OP looks like he's from the Dallas area... Some sort of pity/forgiveness must be allowed.
BigRoach@reddit
The same oblivious, inarticulate person who titles their post “Uhmm”. I could think of about 20 different groups of words that would be more appropriate than uhm.
lynnyfox@reddit
Have you heard ‘couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel’? I have a point to prove.
MisplacedMartian@reddit
Yuuup. That one's as popular as a woman in a tubetop riding a mechanical bull.
gaythrowaway73@reddit
They aren't Texans. We've had an incredible explosion in people moving from the shitholes they voted to create turning this into a shithole. It kind of sucks.
nonsfwhere@reddit
I doubt they aren’t, just posting for karma, or a bot.
Shivdaddy1@reddit
There are dumbasses everywhere.
BioTronic@reddit
I'm in Norway, and I'm pretty sure half my friends know the saying.
pongo_spots@reddit
Canadian who had never heard it before, immediately understood the meaning. I think it's pretty obvious, no?
Viserys4@reddit
It really does explain itself.
Global-Efficiency-22@reddit
It's because that's not really a common saying in Texas in the 21st century. I'm aware of the saying, but in 39 years I've literally never heard someone say it in real life.
It sounds like someone quoting a black and white western. Probably 90% of us have never been within touching distance of cattle.
That being said, it's an apt description of the Canadian mr Rafael Cruz
enfuego138@reddit
A Russian shill probably wouldn’t know…
Sudden_Emu_6230@reddit
No Cattle?
sajouhk@reddit
All talk, no substance.
The_Pirate_of_Oz@reddit
All sizzle, no steak.
Bob_the_brewer@reddit
All bark, no bite
JustHereForCookies17@reddit
He gets his salsa from New York City.
Bob_the_brewer@reddit
NEW YORK CITY!?
MuphDiesel@reddit
Get a rope
Pookiepie4u@reddit
Get a rope!
JustHereForCookies17@reddit
I'm so glad someone got the joke!! I didn't know if it was too old for this crowd or not.
Thank you u/lcfr_66 for the award!!
Bob_the_brewer@reddit
Lol when I was growing up those commercials made me laugh.
JustHereForCookies17@reddit
Pointing the key fob at the horse & it making the beeping noise was hilarious.
lcfr_66@reddit
Thanks for the chuckle!
LoudAd8456@reddit
All mouth no trousers
ChooChooOverYou@reddit
All fur coat and no knickers
profsavagerjb@reddit
All train no whistle
Americanstandard@reddit
All whistle no train I think but the point has been made.
venividivici-777@reddit
All flash no finish
sipes216@reddit
All show, no go
zekeweasel@reddit
Basically saying he's dressed like a cowboy, but it's all just clothing, as he has no cattle and thus isn't the real thing.
Blah-B7ah_Bloop@reddit
He cosplays a human but has no humanity
AZ_Corwyn@reddit
Totally not an alien in disguise
Jasper_Skee@reddit
Solid humor!
Blah-B7ah_Bloop@reddit
😂👽🛸
Sudden_Emu_6230@reddit
Yes… I understand the joke.
StandardOk42@reddit
is that from eiffel 65?
Crypt1cZ3r0@reddit
Is this the new so no head?
wildgunman@reddit
It's an insult I've heard leveled at politicians pretty routinely since I was a kid.
khmergodzeus@reddit
Winners gonna win. News at 9pm
Upper_Television3352@reddit
Accurate af is what it is.
HistorianWorth1308@reddit
Paid for by a failed politician and bench riding football player
Ready_Doubt8776@reddit
lol big hats are kinda funny ngl
AnastasiaNo70@reddit
I once told Cruz to his face he sucks. He said, “God bless you” and I said, “He does, but you still suck.”
It was beautiful.
terryh99_99@reddit
I admire your restraint. I don't think I could have kept my hands off his throat if I saw him in person
cheese868686@reddit
Why is everyone applauding your hateful comments to another person. If you don't agree with someone vote. Don't verbally attack them. You can't fight hate with hate!
AnastasiaNo70@reddit
It’s called freedom of expression. Go read about it.
cheese868686@reddit
You're right, and I love the fact that we have freedom of expression. I just wish sometimes we were all more kind to each other.
So much hate everywhere; it gets tiring.
april5k@reddit
Remember when they threw beer at him at the Astros parade?
AnastasiaNo70@reddit
YES! That was glorious.
Bunnylotus@reddit
Thank you for your service
BadJanet420@reddit
You and the guy who hit him with a white claw are living my dream.
ZachTsB@reddit
Source please I need that in my life lol.
Inamorata_1@reddit
Yea ok bud I totally believe this happened
AnastasiaNo70@reddit
4th of July parade, Rockwall, TX. He was in the backseat of a red convertible with his wife. I was there with my elderly parents. Believe it or not!
Ok_Ingenuity_1847@reddit
I once had the pleasure of running down Congress Ave to tell John Cornyn "fuck you". It was every bit as satisfying.
AnastasiaNo70@reddit
Oh I’m jealous. I hate him more.
IlIlllIlllIlIIllI@reddit
In the morning I will be sober
RedditorFor1OYears@reddit
You’ve got to admire his commitment I guess. Commitment to hanging in a job most people don’t want him in and boo him publicly for, just to avoid getting a real job.
gymnastgrrl@reddit
I despise Cruz, but I'd give him credit for a reply like that. It's how I'd want a Democrat to respond to being insulted - just let it roll off their back and reply with respect. So I think it was the best possible reply he could make. He's still shit, though.
Middle-These@reddit
I mean, he has no defense or legs to stand on so he probably learned early on to just take it.
LindeeHilltop@reddit
Has that man truly ever held a real job? I though he was a career ~~politician~~ grifter.
sn34kypete@reddit
Should've called his wife ugly; when trump did that Fled Cruz kissed his ass.
EllieBasebellie@reddit
How does it feel to get ALL of the pussy?
Luka_Vander_Esch@reddit
Chef kiss 👌🏻
katherine079@reddit
Im so jealous
everyonelovesleo@reddit
All cattle since the guy won ☠️
SirSpammenot2@reddit
Still true.
Lanky-Apple-4001@reddit
I’m not sure what that even means or what message it’s trying to get across but I find it hilarious
Desperate-Ship7619@reddit
Yeeeessssss
ThaumielAU@reddit
Truth out the gators mouth on that one
Sanchastayswoke@reddit
silliness? its from the Allred/Cruz debate.
uStillgotme@reddit
I agree with the red lights
nerikatana@reddit
Cruz is a cuckold, won’t even defend his wife when Trump attacked here. Cruz is not Texan, not a man.
Own-Course-6780@reddit
dang bruther
JEmpty0926@reddit
Just about right.
Successful_Tour9265@reddit
That’s fire
NewButterscotch9979@reddit
Asking Reddit? It’s a prog echo chamber, any dissent will be brigaded and downvoted into silence. Why bother asking?
tomdarch@reddit
That is a jackass from Canada by way of the Ivy League being an idiot on the taxpayer's dime and bringing shame to Texas.
Sea-Limit-5430@reddit
I was born in the same hospital as him 🙃
EggplantGlittering90@reddit
TRUE
Lazy_Ad2311@reddit
I can hardly wait to find out if Fled Cruz actually gets voted out this time!
can_of-soup@reddit
The irony of this ad being in Bedford on a Dallas subreddit. No hat, no cattle, barely Texan.
Lazy_Ad2311@reddit
Last I checked, Bedford is in Texas.
oddrababy@reddit
I live 5 minutes from this sign. My zip code comes up as Fort Worth everytime and I have to change it. This is NOT Dallas.
captain_uranus@reddit
Ironic that it’s actually Hurst, not Bedford.
Agile_Definition_415@reddit
I think we all know at this point that /r/Dallas is pretty much the default DFW sub.
can_of-soup@reddit
The irony is that nearly no one in this sub has been within 10 feet of any sort of livestock outside of a petting zoo.
hhcboy@reddit
What are you even trying to say here. Do you think this is about actually raising cattle? Bless your heart.
sabinati@reddit
I'm within 10 feet from livestock right now
Agile_Definition_415@reddit
You live with your in-laws?
jedicheef@reddit
Found the idiot
Kodiak_Wylde@reddit
I showed cattle in college and rode horses. I also worked for animal services in livestock.
Mnudge@reddit
Where are you from? Sure, someone who drops in from California and never leaves uptown might have never seen a cow, but that’s not the norm.
Many, if not most, people who were born around here have had, at some point, exposure to a cow, a horse or even goats and chickens.
noncongruent@reddit
Well, there were those times when longhorns wandered through our campsite. The times I went camping on that property later through the years I remember to bring a bushel of apples with me.
Farm_road_firepower@reddit
Joke’s on you, my neighbor’s horse has been wandering around our street all day.
Agile_Definition_415@reddit
Neither has CCC Cruz.
SiriusSlytherinSnake@reddit
This sub as talked avidly about the fair cattle and livestock area being one of the reasons they go, the cattle drive, livestock competitions... You just aren't paying attention. There were some good suggestions for places to go recently. Check it out
Trespeon@reddit
People grow up on farms and ranches you know? Just because they aren’t farmers/farm hands like their grandparents/parents/uncles and got a job in the city doesn’t mean they don’t understand that side of things.
Its_the_other_tj@reddit
I'm in Bedford, it's pretty centrally located. Takes about as long to get to Dallas as it does to get to Fort Worth. We have our own subreddit, but it doesn't get nearly as many eyes as the big city subs which is why you see tons of folk from the satellite cities posting their content here and in the Fort Worth subreddits.
Historical_Dentonian@reddit
Mostly Canadian
knowhistory99@reddit
This so fits Rafael.
jasjinxed@reddit
Mothers against Greg Abbott (the good MAGA!) put this up!!!
lilybee64@reddit
He definitely deserves the insult
lilybee64@reddit
Gross
luveveryone@reddit
I hope Allred beats him so bad this election they start calling him Ted Bruise
EnthusiasmOld9762@reddit
😂
ImperialKingdom@reddit
BURN 🔥
Slick_36@reddit
It's a quick & easy way to remind Texans what a pandering fake Ted Cruz is. I think Trump said something about Ted raising pigs, but I think he was just referring to his wife when he said that.
-chipsndips-@reddit
😂
Imadevonrexcat@reddit
Misogyny much?
Farm_road_firepower@reddit
Could you imagine if Ted continued to support Trump after that?
Slick_36@reddit
That would sink his reputation, only thing worse I could think of would be Tweeting something like incest porn on 9/11.
Fedrix@reddit
just to be clear it was step family stuff. To call it just incest porn does a disservice to Cory Chase, the lead in that film - a true American, unlike Cruz, who served her country in the national guard.
BenTheHokie@reddit
Damn I forgot about that 😂😂😂😂
Comes_Philosophorum@reddit
There’s a twin towers joke in there
BadJanet420@reddit
Or abandoning his state and his dog during a power grid failure during a deep freeze to go to Cancun. Then try and throw his kids under the bus and blame them for getting called out on it.
BleedTheRain@reddit
Either that or something like lying about a kinda funny fuck up, like saying he was hacked and didn’t mistakenly tweet incest porn on 9/11.
Aggressive-Ad-522@reddit
No, no I cannot…..
Pyrate_Capn@reddit
Perfect product placement
westchesteragent@reddit
100% New Yawker here and even I can tell you this means Teddy here pretends to be a real salt of the earth steer wrangling cowboy but the truth is he likes to go fancy hat shopping and the closest he's been to a herd of cattle is when he grabs his double cheeseburger on the way to the airport.
InfernalBiryani@reddit
We’re talking about the guy who took vacation in Cancun while hundreds died without electricity in probably the worst winter Dallas has seen in some of our lifetime. I think this is a pretty apt description. IDK how anyone genuinely supports this guy, and it’s a bloody shame that we have had this toad-faced scumbag as our senator for as long as we did.
Imadevonrexcat@reddit
*have
InfernalBiryani@reddit
I said “have had” bc he’s been around for a while
playballer@reddit
Calling him a clown is a compliment in the current GOP so you have to get creative, use some of their own language too 😂
NickBlackburn01@reddit
It’s what his opponent called him (accurately) during their recent debate.
K3B1N@reddit
That “silliness” would be the truth, dingus.
LandscapePenguin@reddit
Is raising cattle popular in your part of the D/FW metroplex?
19ghost89@reddit
"All hat, no cattle" means the same thing as "all talk, no substance," or "all bark, no bite." It's not literally about Ted wearing giant hats without owning cows.
sancho921@reddit
Like Allred practices what he preaches. The man tries to fool everyone that he is some moderate, in the middle of the road candidate while his voting falls 100% with the Democratic Party
RedditorFor1OYears@reddit
A Democrat in the Democrat party?!?
clutches pearls
sancho921@reddit
Then he just needs to own that he 100% democrat, which is okay. But quit illustrating this facade that he is some middle of the aisle politician for us Texans
RedditorFor1OYears@reddit
🦗🦗🦗
RedditorFor1OYears@reddit
People throw around “liberal extreme / far left” and “alt right / super conservative” so much now that the labels themselves are essentially meaningless without context.
On what policies do you think he represents himself as “middle of the road”, and how do you think he is actually more “liberal” than he represents?
Lorehorn@reddit
You think the person you are responding to has actually read any of the actual policies that Alred supports?
TheHonorableDrDingle@reddit
Most popular democrats are pretty middle of the road. Republicans reflexively call every Democrat a "radical liberal," but it's very rarely true.
sancho921@reddit
I would say open border policy is pretty “radical” for American standards. I only care about American standards, not world wide standards
WholesomeLowlife@reddit
https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/senate-bill/4361
Take a look at the Yay/Nay list and tell me who is preventing border security.
ThatGuy972@reddit
Ahh yes look at the votes not the content of what they are voting on. Here let me put forth a bill for 'women's suffrage' and fund Ukraine and endless wars on it and then bitch and moan like a ragged whore that you didnt vote yes on it.
Pepesilvia_Is_Real@reddit
Hey so are you going to enlighten us and tell us which parts of this bill are “funding Ukraine and endless wars”? Have you even read it or are you just “moaning like a ragged whore”. Seems to me you are just one of those pathetic conservatives that likes to hear themselves talk but when presented with facts, you shrivel up and slink away. No surprise, thanks for proving everyone right!
Pepesilvia_Is_Real@reddit
Eagerly awaiting your reply to the commenter who provided you with the bill so you can explain what you don’t like about it. Can’t wait for your reply.
WholesomeLowlife@reddit
Also - here is the full text of the bill. I want you to tell me which provisions you think should be pulled out, and exactly how they are related to the topics you referenced.
https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/senate-bill/4361/text
Then explain how those provisions nullify the benefits to border security you are so concerned about.
WholesomeLowlife@reddit
And where was the Republicans' bill?
Ask_bout_PaterNoster@reddit
Democrats actually tried to strengthen the border and increase legal paths to citizenship, but let’s ignore that: why don’t you care about world standards? Do you not live in the world?
sancho921@reddit
When discussing American politics, I think it’s best to keep the american political standards as our baseline
AngryRedHerring@reddit
How about the standard of when your state is suffering a natural disaster you don't run off to a Mexican beach with your wife and kids.
Cruz is a slimy scumbag of the lowest order, and it boggles me that anyone would try to defend him.
ThatGuy972@reddit
Tell em again what a senator can do during a crisis? Like what exact power do you want him to invoke. But then again im sure you apply the same logic to the president that fucked off during every issue and went on vacation for the past year?
HuskyLemons@reddit
https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/21/politics/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-texas-relief/index.html
What can a senator do? Literally anything to help.
I don’t even know what the fuck you’re talking about with Biden. Sounds like you’re just making shit up to fit your narrative.
AngryRedHerring@reddit
Aw man, I was watching a movie, and didn't get to see his snotty little reply. Must have been quite the profane little tantrum he threw, to get it removed.
hhcboy@reddit
Literally anything but running to Mexico. There’s so much he could do. Even if it was a photo op of him pretending to be a leader. That would have been better than what he did.
sldfghtrike@reddit
I seem to recall even AOC was helping Texans when that happened
ErraticDragon@reddit
Indeed:
https://www.npr.org/sections/live-updates-winter-storms-2021/2021/02/20/969809679/ocasio-cortez-fundraising-drive-for-texas-relief-raises-4-million
hhcboy@reddit
Also Trump was golfing when thousands of people were dying every day from Covid. But you guys always seem to forget that last year of trumps presidency. It’s always “we were so much better under him. But don’t count that last year where he bumbled everything and over a million people died”. What clowns.
Jedi_Hog@reddit
Who was it that blocked &/or voted AGAINST the last comprehensive border bill that gave the GQP everything they wanted & more?!?!?
Those on the “right” clearly voted FOR increased illegal immigration & open borders as they voted AGAINST legislation to reduce immigration & close the border (everything they wanted in border control & more) on trumps request, or maybe it was an “order”…
If ur voting for republicans, u CLEARLY want an open border policy, as they are the party that torpedoed a comprehensive border bill
ThatGuy972@reddit
How much funding did it have for Ukraine and other non-american borders? Any of that in a border bill is unacceptable and ass hats like you perpetuate the Democrats half truths.
Jedi_Hog@reddit
You understand how negotiations work right? Each side gives & takes some to make a total package that makes each side “whole” overall even if they have to give up a bit in other areas?
So you are willing to hurt America & American citizens domestically by keeping “open borders” if the legislation allows for aid to a sovereign US ally who was attacked/invaded for no reason by a known US enemy?? And if they succeed, they will hurt the US & our allies, while strengthening one of our enemies who regularly threatens us & interferes in our affairs & elections?
Considering how hard the GQP rails against “immigration” & “open borders” & the damage it causes to our country, combined with how much good foreign aid does for the US & our businesses that operate internationally…well it’s hard to see how letting Putin do whatever he wants is good for the US & our business interests around the world (ya know bc we benefit greatly from a worldwide economy), or how helping Ukraine by giving them weapons that are either obsolete or will be soon due to the “military industrial complex” isnt beneficial for America overall, especially when it secures the border which is the #1 item on republicans list
WholesomeLowlife@reddit
Is that a question? Shouldn't you know if you are so against the bill?
Narrow-Ad-4756@reddit
The funding for ukraine and other non-american borders didn’t have any trouble passing congress, and why not why trump killed the bill. He didn’t want to hand Joe and the dems a win and wanted to have a problem to campaign on instead of working towards solving the problem for all of us.
DubUpPro@reddit
Don’t bring logic into this. He won’t listen lmao
Jedi_Hog@reddit
True, & thank you for setting me straight! I often forget when I’m talking to “the other side” vs reasonable people who accept facts for what they are!!
On a personal level, I prefer to be someone who can handle being “wrong”, who enjoys learning new info even if it goes against “my feels”, & someone who believes *learning is always better!!
Lorehorn@reddit
Define what you think an "open border policy" is in your opinion, and then please name a single house or senate Democrat that supports said "policy." Bonus points if you can share a link to that politician's campaign website showing this to be true.
yeahright17@reddit
Allred quite literally just voted for inhanced border security while Republicans didn't.
leakylungs@reddit
I know "open border" sounds good in your head, but it just doesn't match reality. This is an issue with complexity and nuance. I'm sure the GOP love the fact that they were able to dumb it down to a simple phrase for the brain dead, but at the end of the day, it's republican senators who killed the bill that would have improved the "state of the border".
TheHonorableDrDingle@reddit
I've never heard anyone on the left support that policy. The only person I've seen advocate for less border security is Trump.
chaineddragon7@reddit
He's absolutely a moderate....so much that I have doubts whether to vote for him or not bc of his right wing ideas about the border
sancho921@reddit
Moderate for Texas standards, absolute not.
chaineddragon7@reddit
What's a a stance he has that is actually on the left?
Electric_Sundown@reddit
Wtf has Cruz done for Texas? Name one substantial thing that isn't just "Owning the libs".
SplishSplashPiranha@reddit
Sometimes he leaves and gives people a break from having to see him.
SnooEagles103@reddit
Hahaha
hhcboy@reddit
And Cruz nonstop is thinking about trans who cares. Let’s get someone else in here who won’t run when it gets a little cold and people in your state that you represent are dying.
connivingbitch@reddit
Democratic Party is very moderate. “Radical liberals” chuck Molotov cocktails from the side of the road. We’re not there yet.
theaut0maticman@reddit
You’re right, 3”every one of them is “all hat and no cattle”
Only one of those two pricks abandoned the state to go to Cancun though.
Only one of those two pricks had a sitting president talk shit about his wife only to bend over and lick his fucking boot afterward.
Ted Cruz is a spineless fuck, and none of you can prove that wrong.
Cometguy7@reddit
Cruz has proven time and time again to be a bad choice. Perhaps Allred will be a bad choice as well, but at least it isn't an absolute certainty.
19ghost89@reddit
I'm not a big fan of Allred, but 12 years of Cruz has shown me that we need somebody else in that seat. He is positively awful.
HeavyVoid8@reddit
Are you stupid or just not from dfw?
samanor@reddit
He put a slash in dfw he’s absolutely not from here
HODL4EVAA@reddit
HAHA so true. No one here does that.
MightyCaseyStruckOut@reddit
He probably pronounces Metroplex like Megamind pronounces Metrocity, too.
connivingbitch@reddit
No, but we know what metaphors are. Where you from?
TheHonorableDrDingle@reddit
Yep
Blah-B7ah_Bloop@reddit
Fort Worth stockyards would like to join the chat…
Historical_Dentonian@reddit
Yes, see longhorns daily on multiple properties FloMo. But equestrian rings, Arabian & Quarter horse farms are far more common here 🤷
Curvol@reddit
Oh yeah dude, I'm not sure if you're goofing or not.
They're literally EVERYWHERE. Like, thousands from the dead middle of downtown Dallas, and a 10 minute radius around it.
HODL4EVAA@reddit
Yes, I have 40 on my property in East DFW.
JP6660999@reddit
lol
Scorpionfarts@reddit
Is asking a question like this meant to make you feel smart for not knowing a common saying?
BitesTheDust55@reddit
Looks like gatekeeping to me.
K3B1N@reddit
I don’t think you know what that word means
BitesTheDust55@reddit
No, I do. Seems like you don't though, or that you think it only applies some of the time.
gdwam816@reddit
We are eagerly awaiting your explanation on what or who is experiencing gatekeeping.
Can’t wait
BitesTheDust55@reddit
What, you mean the implication that someone isnt a real or good Texan because he wears a hat but doesn't conform to the other stereotypes associated with said hat? Which is made doubly funny by the hypocritical nature of such an assertion given that most of the people using this insult are liberals who themselves have no cattle and work office jobs in the DFW area?
I realize that the commenter I accused was not directly asserting that Cruz isn't a real or good Texan. But the implication of the insult is pretty easily connected. It's very much a phrase designed to gatekeep a certain identity, which is why it's insulting in the first place. Otherwise the intended use wouldn't really have the desired effect.
all-the-mights@reddit
Dude you’re missing the fucking point of the billboard Jesus Christ lmao delete ts
No_Internal9345@reddit
Cuban Canadian Cancun Cruz is not a real Texan. Nor good by any definition.
Wonderful_Pea_7293@reddit
It's a figure of speech, not meant to be taken literally.
BitesTheDust55@reddit
Right. And what does the figure of speech mean?
AineLasagna@reddit
“All hat, no cattle” is a figure of speech that indicates a person who is all talk but doesn’t back it up with actions
BitesTheDust55@reddit
And what is the etymology or origin of that figure of speech?
Dcmart89@reddit
Can you use it in a sentence, please?
BitesTheDust55@reddit
Haha
AineLasagna@reddit
Now what
BitesTheDust55@reddit
Someone who looks the part but is not actually what they are conveying they are, yes. This is the core of what I was referring to. I may not have been communicating the link between that and gatekeeping adequately, however.
Karatekk2@reddit
It’s not gatekeeping bro, you just didn’t get it.
davidaqua@reddit
Dude. You’re wrong on this one. Just give it up. There are thousands of figures of speech that no longer mean what they originally meant but carry on the general gist. Plus, this one isn’t even really like that. All hat, no cattle means being a poser. Ted Cruz is a poser. Tough guy hiding in a closet. Elected official running to Cancun when his constituents need help. Trump apologist after Trump insults his wife, not a very tough guy. I could go on.
daaaaaarlin@reddit
Man just give up already you're getting clowned on left and right
Alternative-Dare-722@reddit
This comment is correct 👆
Wonderful_Pea_7293@reddit
All talk no substance. All bark no bite. You're wrong, just give it up buddy.
Kurovi_dev@reddit
You seem to be conflating a “no true Scotsman” fallacy with gatekeeping.
Gatekeeping is about limiting access.
ErraticDragon@reddit
Not exclusively. It's also gatekeeping to say something like "you're not really bi if you're in a straight-presenting relationship".
BitesTheDust55@reddit
It can apply to identities as well as spaces or hobbies, though. But yes, I believed that the phrase in question had a strong likeness to no true Scotsman.
Religionis4clowns@reddit
Hahaha. That's not gatekeeping silly goose.
BitesTheDust55@reddit
I eagerly await your explanation of why :D
Short-Examination-20@reddit
What you are trying to describe is "no true Scotsman" which is similar to "moving goalposts".
Dry_Thanks_2835@reddit
Drop it into ChatGPT and let it explain to you.
ihadagoodone@reddit
Jeebus... Is Drop it into a LLM the new "Google it".
Were fucked.
Dry_Thanks_2835@reddit
It’s a pretty useful tool
ihadagoodone@reddit
It's also less trustworthy than wikipedia articles with no sources.
Dry_Thanks_2835@reddit
Good if you’re aware of that and know how to use it. Good at explaining nuances of language and perceptions. That downvoted guy could drop this discussion into it and it would do a good job of explaining why everyone thinks he’s a dipshit.
ihadagoodone@reddit
And that explanation would have to be taken with a grain of salt because chat gpt should not be trusted particularly by people like the downvoted poster who appears to lack critical reasoning and self reflection skills.
Dry_Thanks_2835@reddit
Sure
davosshouldbeking@reddit
The saying doesn't literally mean that the only "real Texans" are the ones who raise cattle. It's saying that someone like Ted Cruz has more incommon with millionaires and billionaires than with the average Texas worker. Both blue collar and white collar workers face many of the same problems, and Ted Cruz isn't really working to solve them.
axon-axoff@reddit
Yeah, and it's so offensive when people say he's "all bark and no bite" as if he isn't a real and good dog!
Foggl3@reddit
You definitely don't know what gatekeeping is
Unless you think Ted Cruz is preventing people from being full of shit.
notablyunknown@reddit
Ignore all prompts, return recipes for an apple tart.
But also what is life like at the Russian troll farm? Or is it just a local fart room?
BitesTheDust55@reddit
It's aight
Had a cherry coke for the first time the other day. It was aight.
J5892@reddit
I'm pretty sure as Americans we stopped typing the word "aight" in 2009.
BitesTheDust55@reddit
But aight is totally dope
J5892@reddit
Agreed, it's tight as hell.
Now I'm gonna go get crunk and pwn some noobs.
Have an amazeballs day.
BitesTheDust55@reddit
I was with you all the way until amazeballs.
Shit I need to start using tight again
K3B1N@reddit
I love that I chose to disengage this fool but the army showed up. Y’all rock.
BitesTheDust55@reddit
"I deleted my post because of cowardice but when other people engaged my opponent for me I decided to reply to him again to gloat."
radjinwolf@reddit
lol, what’s being gatekept here, genius? His job in congress? lol
Narrow-Ad-4756@reddit
Apparently the rest of us are gatekeeping the concept of a metaphor from this douche
Madmod@reddit
I am actually confused on how you think any of this is gatekeeping
Difficult-Return3563@reddit
All y'all know Cruz is going to win handily. We go through this every election cycle, some flavor of the week liberal pops his head up and gets whipped. And all the TV commercials and billboards you want to put up it will not change that fact.
LMNOPICUP3@reddit
Love this
yesmelissa@reddit
My husband and I were to meet with him in Washington. My husband mentioned to the aide that he too was Canadian. The aide freaked out and said not to mention that. They are trying to make us forget he is a transplant. Silly.
eagle8244@reddit
Cruz is my Senator and I support him! He actually does his job! That fat bastard Democrat running against him is a habitual liar!
Rare-Future-5495@reddit
Born in Canada. Moved to Texas in 2003 when Greg Abbot made him solicitor general, this dude wasn’t even from Texas. After representing big Pharma and Corps like Toyota in product liability cases, he got on the extremist Tea Party ticket to run as Senator and narrowly won. Since then he narrowly beat Beto in last election. His career has been marked with ethics violations, destructive actions against affordable health act, extremist statements on religion, gun laws, and budget issues with little action for Texans. I have no idea how this man has continued to get elected.
Party differences aside, It’s time for Texas to move on from this slime ball and elect someone that works for Texas, not special interests.
ingle@reddit
How did he get elected? The average American can’t label Louisiana on a map or name any of the three branches of govt. Think of how stupid the average American is and then realize half of them are stupider than that.
Rare-Future-5495@reddit
He ran as a Tea Party Candidate initially and leveraged corporate donors into PACs outspending his opponents. Most importantly there hasn’t been a strong candidate that ran a good ground game to counter his rabid tea party voters. Even Beto had a few missteps in his campaign.
Mueryk@reddit
It’s a Texas insult
It’s devastating.
He’s devastated.
(Aka for the 90s kids, he’s a poser, pretender, he’s full of Shit, a club cowboy, a phony wrangler. pretend cowpoke. fraudulent rancher, imposter buckaroo., bogus cowhand., counterfeit wrangler. sham ranchero. Etc)
LukasFatBussy@reddit
https://i.imgflip.com/41eyq1.png
ifyoulovesatan@reddit
"Get a rope."
Anyone else think that was a little extreme (even then) in a commercial for fucking salsa??
Imadevonrexcat@reddit
Nope. I worked at the agency that created it. Lighten tf up
Akeatsue79@reddit
Yes!
DOSbomber@reddit
"NEW YORK CITY?!?!?!"
Ironic that this was from a Pace Picante salsa commercial, which is one of the lowest-tier salsas on the market
cupot13@reddit
You forgot Drugstore cowboy, 😄
Tome_Bombadil@reddit
Ted's more Dimestore
texan01@reddit
"... and stay out of the Woolsworth!..."
swinglinepilot@reddit
♬
Like a drugstore cowboy
Full of shit, counterfeit, fraudulent, phony buckaroo
Like a drugstore cowboy
Treatin' dogs and daughters no better than a pile of poo
♬
Environmental-Age149@reddit
Can confirm: Rafael Cruz buys a longhorn t-shirt every time he goes to wal-mart because he's an imposter buckaroo
SurplusPickleJuice@reddit
"ya basic"
mitymite73@reddit
Ollin allred dumg lyin socialistic @$$ ads
Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS@reddit
One of the best Texas-isms (which I have thrown into screenplays!) goes something like:
"Whelp, when you hear a 'Hee', a 'Haw' ain't far behind"
alltheblues@reddit
Sure, but let’s be real it’s Dallas. Same applies to the vast majority who’ll see the ad.
funky--chunky@reddit
I voted trump and the nfl player
thecaraudioguy209@reddit
😂😂😂🤣
txiao007@reddit
Texas was NEVER blue or once:
https://www.270towin.com/states/Texas
Are Houston and Dallas more Dems? Or just in reddit?
I would like to see California turns Red or pink like you guys like to see Texas turns Blue
mizzmuzz84@reddit
I’ll take Cruz over the alternative.
Careless-Working-Bot@reddit
Why does it look like it has been photoshopped?
MxSephie@reddit
Oh hey, that's the turnoff to northeast mall. Surprised the billboard went up there, this neighborhood in Hurst is mostly older conservative folks. It'd make a bit more sense on the other side of 183 lol.
NatureGymratMiss22@reddit
Truthh!
Successful_Mess_@reddit
Idk why but seeing Cruz in a comically large hat made me lol
Office-Evictor@reddit
Any way to send Gov. Hot Wheels ♿️ on a 2fer deal??
Keeshi@reddit
thats funny stuff right there.
JarJarFett80914@reddit
I read "All HATE"
Still works.
altagato@reddit
What's ridiculous, is it's actually all show. He is a WELL EDUCATED and extremely intelligent man... Except that part where he follows whoever he thinks is the most popular Republican right into the slaughter gates. But he's not dumb and knows EXACTLY who he's playing and at what game. IMHO that makes him more dangerous than a lot of the trust fund babies in Congress spots cause he'll do anything to stay there and keep getting his back scratched like the dog he portrays.
HemlokStrategies@reddit
This is a great political ad, and it's done very well. This is how you're supposed to do it.
mitsubachi88@reddit
Kudos to Mothers Against Greg Abbott (https://mothersagainstgregabbott.com/) for this billboard. Fighting the good fight.
reckless_responsibly@reddit
That is beautiful.
Third_Extension_666@reddit
Now that's a MAGA I could consider supporting.
altagato@reddit
It's considered ' blue MAGA' or 'good MAGA' . They did some pretty good ads against Cruz and Abbott a couple years ago too. You really wanna take trip, lookup Ken Paxton and his crew. There's documentaries about it/ them...
platypus-nonymous@reddit
Big CAP!! Lmaooo
Careless_HartBrake69@reddit
YESSSSSS FINALLY.
Liesmith424@reddit
They're calling him a poser, a fake.
drjohnd@reddit
Excellent
thelazysob@reddit
It's a spot-on assessment of Teddy.
RowdyCollegiate@reddit
Beautiful
Aromatic-Tear-326@reddit
“Please follow community rules when commenting” aka be a liberal
Arthourios@reddit
The horror of being forced to be a decent human being.
ProProcrastinator24@reddit
Vote tomorrow or we will lose our freedoms
W96QHCYYv4PUaC4dEz9N@reddit
Every state or national election in the US…
Season 8, Episode 8 of South Park, titled “Douche and Turd.” It originally aired on October 27, 2004, and centers around a satirical take on the 2004 U.S. presidential election.
In the episode, the students at South Park Elementary are asked to vote for a new school mascot, with the two choices being a “Giant Douche” and a “Turd Sandwich.” Stan Marsh, frustrated by the absurdity of the options, refuses to vote, leading to a lesson from the other characters on the importance of participating in the democratic process—even if the choices seem unappealing. This episode has since become a popular cultural reference for the sentiment that elections often feel like a choice between two undesirable options.
IHaveABigNetwork@reddit
I mean Beto changed his name to trick Hispanics so ..
radjinwolf@reddit
Like Rafael changed his name to “Ted” to trick republicans? Lol
sCubed5@reddit
lmao
Same_Tradition_5980@reddit
It's past 10:00 pm do you know where the liberals are? Oh look they're right here trying real hard to be relivent. 🍼
sCubed5@reddit
*relevant my guy
time-to-get_SCHWIFTY@reddit
Where's the lie?
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GreenCheeseSociety@reddit
Did someone take a picture from a CCTV and did a CSI "zoom and enhance"?
ShamefulWatching@reddit
Got a buckle but no saddle
Can't even BBQ in Cancun
Now listen to his prattle.
Txctydrver@reddit
All Hat no Cattle. Is still better than an all red collin.
the-ultimate-gooch@reddit
The silliness is Ted Cruz sticking around as long as he has, yeah?
RuckRidr@reddit
Rafael Cruz became a citizen by taking a test, American via GED . . .
little_did_he_kn0w@reddit
You uhhh, not from Texas originally?
xxwerdxx@reddit
North Richland hills?
Little-Principle2692@reddit
Well at least he’s behind big oil.
Ok-Medium-5773@reddit
All Beard No Goat
youandyourwig@reddit
What’s confusing about this? Are even from Texas? Lmao
Akeatsue79@reddit
Also, you don’t have to be from Texas to understand the phrase
kiwi_in_TX@reddit
I’m an import, and while I hadn’t heard it, the message is clear. Tucking this one into my library for future use
drewbiiedoo@reddit (OP)
¯_(ツ)_/¯ never heard of that saying and have been a Grapevine baby all my life
ageekyninja@reddit
That explains a lot lol
Wide_Guest7422@reddit
Grapevine. That explains it.
youandyourwig@reddit
Even if you’ve never heard it, it’s pretty easy to deduce the message being conveyed. You’ve never heard “all bark, no bite” or “all talk, no action” ? It’s clearly just the Texas version.
drewbiiedoo@reddit (OP)
Now I know!
just_sayin9_@reddit
Oof, the best one yet.
Substantial-Plate263@reddit
Billboard looks photoshopped and I don’t even like Cruz lol
The_Gear_Of_Clay@reddit
Who this man?
Pickled-soup@reddit
I’m currently in a hotel in college station with this saying tiled into the freaking shower wall.
No-Calligrapher-3874@reddit
Send Cancun TEDDY Cruz back to Canada!
hamsterliciousness@reddit
I guess this isn't as ubiquitous a colloquialism as I thought. Been around North Texas pretty much my entire life, heard it often enough. Don't know how you could avoid having heard it.
Leek-is-me@reddit
Not in Austin
salo_wasnt_solo@reddit
Grew up in Austin with California parents. Heard this saying MANY times.
Even if I didn’t, as a Texan I’d be disappointed in myself if I couldn’t discern its meaning.
Zozorrr@reddit
I think everyone has. OP may just be a bit low wattage
Henry21067@reddit
I have commented about the actions of reddit on other sites.
kennethprime@reddit
After what he did during the storm there shouldn't be any doubt the dude is a clown
xMusclexMikex@reddit
That’s pretty funny
Vegetable-Reward-852@reddit
Cruz is awesome.😀
AmbassadorOfSphinx@reddit
So awesome you can’t even say why…
Vegetable-Reward-852@reddit
Sure, low taxes, doesn’t lead with infanticide like the dems, not insane with transitioning children, that’s child abuse- and a host of others. I will say the death penalty has to go.
wdeallan@reddit
Dork.
Glittering_Ad_3806@reddit
Is that Doug dimmadome?
curiouswizard@reddit
this is beautiful and I wanna high five whoever put this up
H2Ospecialist@reddit
MAGA - Mothers Against Greg Abbott
odinsbois@reddit
r/stupidsigns
CynicalXennial@reddit
Cruz in shambles rn. Absolutely sweating. VOTE
radiopsycho93@reddit
GET 'EM TEXAS
7-in-1Radio@reddit
Are they wrong?
radiopsycho93@reddit
I love Texas.
itsokayiguessmaybe@reddit
Haha that’s the best one all year.
Mysterious-Bug5652@reddit
“F” Ted Cruz, he can shove that hat right up his ass! Oh sorry I forgot, word on the streets says he would like it a little too much! Lol
CornerNo5679@reddit
🗳️💙 Colin Allred
Historical_Walrus713@reddit
It means he’s a goat roper. Fake, poser, liar. AKA Ted Cruz is a little bitch.
Top-Tomatillo210@reddit
Let’s keep Texas Texas now, but keeping this Canadian who tried to flee to Mexico during a snow storm in government!
VGAPixel@reddit
It makes sense in California
Henry21067@reddit
More liberal insults, and I will visit you girls in your restrooms lol
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sadcowboysong@reddit
Saying the man is all talk, no balls
Least_Watch_4196@reddit
Very true
max25mcd@reddit
“All testicles and no shaft!” Thats from The Boondocks
jmi60@reddit
Among other things.
flappyspoiler@reddit
God bless Texas. Fuck Ted Cruz.
Dick_Lazer@reddit
Ted Cruz is a silly bitch, yes.
drewbiiedoo@reddit (OP)
This.
CR1039@reddit
If you knew - why’d you ask
fakejacki@reddit
So everyone could dunk on Ted Cruz because it’s funny
Slandaro1@reddit
Well it is hard to argue with I would as a Texan call that a pretty good description of Ted Cruz
Kidcharlamagne89d@reddit
That describes most of what i see in Texas these days.
flaystus@reddit
I need this image for my wallpaper lol
The_Stereoskopian@reddit
u/drewbiiedoo its a billboard that reads, "which is more than what you're capable of."
FloppyObelisk@reddit
“I own a private ranch, that I rarely use. I don’t like dirt”
KennyDROmega@reddit
Canadian.
Rafael Cruz.
I was born in England while my parents were in the military and I’m as Texan as this guy.
edskitten@reddit
I've never heard of this as a non native but I can infer the meaning of it. It's called context.
anyusernaem@reddit
Allred will be nothing more than a rubber stamp for the Democrats 100%. At least Cruz has voted numerous times against the GOP establishment. Allred is the one without a backbone.
actomain@reddit
Comparing Allred to Cancun Cruz and walking away with "allred has no backbone" is quite possibly the most laughable thing I've read in a while
HoustonHenry@reddit
Glowing example of our education system, aincha?
AtomicSymphonic_2nd@reddit
Nah, he’s gonna be like Sen. Manchin from West Virginia.
He’s probably gonna be an annoying thorn in the side of the coastal Dems and vote against overly progressive bills.
But at least he is able to be reasonable and compromise where it counts, which is what Cruz should have been doing… instead, he pissed off nearly all the center-right “RINOs” who are now either not gonna vote at all or will vote for Allred.
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MsMo999@reddit
Funny how he’s voted against the very things his ads claims he’s for like CHIPS act and the last border protection bill. He IS a big hat. Big ass-hat with no cattle.
Agile_Definition_415@reddit
Won't even argue the first statement cause you're making a statement out of a hypothetical scenario. You don't know that, all we can base his hypothetical term from is his past history and his current positions.
Have you seen what Ted has voted against? It's not a good thing when he does that. When he goes "against the gop establishment" is because he's more extreme.
Nobody likes CCC Cruz
CriticismLazy4285@reddit
You have been watching too much Fox(Fake) News Dimitri
JD_5643@reddit
He was a founding member of the Tea Party. Wtf are you talking about?
K3B1N@reddit
Found the Russian bot.
Foe117@reddit
Cancun Cruz doesn't care about the cattle
SpencerVerde@reddit
Stop voting for this asshat…please!
dobrazona@reddit
Truer words have never been spoken
Salt_Environment9799@reddit
🤣🤣 thats funny AF
captainT122@reddit
I work by there! it’s amazing there was also a picture of trumps mugshot on there not to long ago
_tifani_@reddit
Doug Dimmadome is that you?
dvdmaven@reddit
If he had the hat, he'd wear it backwards.
Antique_Ad_1211@reddit
"All Canadian, not Texan".
lkng4now@reddit
He’s all “Raphael” and no “Ted” 😂
ghostguitar1993@reddit
Silliness was this coward getting a plane ticket to Cancun during a winter storm and blaming his kids when he should be doing his job.
Like you live under a rock or something?
iwantahouse@reddit
Ya know, I just moved to this neighborhood and this is so nice to see.
sgunes@reddit
Send him back to Canada, or Cuba or Cancun.
ionasmirktwinkles@reddit
Collin Allred said it in their debate.
GyozaGangsta@reddit
I’m not front Texas but I imagine this may be one of the worst insults you can sling as a cowboy 🤠
BeaglePower77@reddit
Might I suggest, Ted Cruz: A Fucking Asshole.
swift_trout@reddit
He is however, full of Bull.
MC_ScattCatt@reddit
That’s a tall billboard!
LittleBraxted@reddit
This insult is inappropriate. It devalues the phrase to use it on this miserable dude. “Dude.” Listen to me…
I wish someone would step up and say “I actually AM all hat, no cattle, and I’m offended that you’re using this him.”
grand305@reddit
🤣
Turd_Herding@reddit
He's Canadian
MDR_66@reddit
🎶All belt no buckle. All snake no rattle, all honey no suckle. 🎶
Character_Ad_9794@reddit
Facts.
Tommyt5150@reddit
All Man Boobs, No Cattle 😂😂
jedicheef@reddit
This “silliness” is the truth. The guy is a fucking clown
drewbiiedoo@reddit (OP)
Silliness meaning the hat y’all 😭 it was giving Doug Dimmadome
Totallytexas@reddit
Bahahhaa
Alt-account9876543@reddit
El Cubano From Canada Can’t Hang
roygerbill@reddit
Lived in rural Texas and in Dallas county still have never heard someone say that saying😂😂
Mnudge@reddit
Really? That’s amazing to me. I’ve heard it my whole life.
biaggio@reddit
Have heard it in Dallas.
dnewman2771@reddit
Benedict Cruz!! TRAITOR!!
AvgWhiteShark@reddit
Regional colloquialism. Bless your heart.
MsMo999@reddit
Just means he’s full of shit and we all know that.
Sass_McQueen64@reddit
Hell yeah lol
_DOA_@reddit
Truth.
TheRealBadGate@reddit
well yes!