You underestimate the cognitive abilities of most of our species.

My neighbour of 15 years is convinced I went to wherever it is she works and put nail varnish remover on her bonnet as retribution for a decade of her banging my cars everytime she parked and got out.

I'm far more fucked up than that and if I decide on her paying the piper I'd pour creosote in her cars air vents as its not an insurance right off and thus she will either have to live with the smell or pay the best park of 5k with Audi to remove the smell.

But now it's been nearly 15 years of me swallowing her bullshit attitude and lack of curtsey for her neighbours she's in for a world of pain mentally when I move on.

Granted its not going to change her ways of only thinking of herself though this sad and lonely old mad will enjoy reminiscing over the fall out that she'll have no idea who it's from. Her husband and 2 sprogs are also as bad though it would take far more effort than I'm willing to sacrifice to bring any sense of levelment in that regard.