Anon isnt anglo | TheaterFire

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Denmarkdynamo@reddit

Yeah but where the fuck could somebody from Ghana go to report a fucking UFO

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IlIllIlIllIlIl@reddit

Alternatively, why tf would aliens wanna visit them?

When you visit England you see London when you visit France you see Paris, not some unheard of dump with no electricity. If aliens visited earth, 99% chance they visit the US

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Arcterion@reddit

'Cause they're Ghana abduct some people.

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OldSheepherder4990@reddit

I mean if they wanna conquer earth Ghana would be a good start, what are they gonna do? Scramble Cessna's with AKMs attached to their wind to shoot down the UFOs? The US seems like a harder target

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Denmarkdynamo@reddit

Yes mother fucker, I'm sure the aliens firstly care about the country's GDP.

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IlIllIlIllIlIl@reddit

Wow so tough

Yeah because they'd wanna go to some tiny island or a dirt patch full of animals.

You're not getting any visits except from your handlers

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YAMEROO@reddit

What if the dirt patch full of animals is more valuable to them then human society?

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ihoptdk@reddit

It sounds more worthwhile than anything represented by that dude.

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-fatty-@reddit

Yeah because they'd wanna go to some tiny island or a dirt patch full of animals.

That actually sounds exactly like what an alien would want to see

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SalvationSycamore@reddit

Why do you think London or Paris would impress aliens?

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IHaveABrainTumour@reddit

They informed their local drug cartel representative.

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Denmarkdynamo@reddit

The information reaches the Pentagon by morning

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SPAM_USER_EXE@reddit

The theory is that western countries pick up on UFOs more frequently because we just tend to have that sort of technology and seem to care alot more about extraterrestrial life than others.

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MarinLlwyd@reddit

The strange part is that America doesn't have the highest rate of schizophrenia.

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AcrobaticKitten@reddit

Only thing they notice is just cow abductions

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Richiefur@reddit

they hate aliens steal their shit

literally

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_White_Obama@reddit

White people are the only race that looks up at the sky. It's why we discover everything lol

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L0gard@reddit

Now overlay this with countris with biggest MICs.

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Chadzuma@reddit

Aliens speak English bro ain't you seen Star Wars

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Pjotr_Bakunin@reddit

Looks like a map of places where advanced classified aircraft procured from American contractors are spotted

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"EARTHLINGS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this system before. There could be earthlings anywhere." The cool solar wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE earthlings" he thought. Repeating number station broadcasts reverberated his entire UFO, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of humans after dark. "With a gravitational drive vehicle, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

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Mexer@reddit

I expected the border regions to have most alien sightings

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AverageLonelyLoser66@reddit

More like a map of English language reportings. hmmmm

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Epictetus190443@reddit

Also: Much more popular topic in anglo countries, and therefore more often reported.

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born_to_be_intj@reddit

Yea but there are a few non-anglo countries that have crazy histories involving UFOs. For example, Brazil is an incredibly active hotspot with many military testimonies.

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