All the food I had left
Posted by mexiron2022@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 81 comments

Came home from a long day at the office and realized I only had spam light, a half an onion, mustard, swiss and pepper jack cheese, bread, and mustard. How did I do??
urdn0tben@reddit
Smash
Next question
Emophilosophy@reddit
To all of you smashing this dish: toast your bread. I’m passing on your soggy ass sandwiches
LarenCoe@reddit
Would eat.
fermelebouche@reddit
Don’t worry dear, I’ll eat your Spam.
Green-Dragon-14@reddit
Spam is not shitty
Duke_of_New_York@reddit
Did you run out of plates too?
The_best_one_-_@reddit
Damn bro had mustard twice???
brendanb203@reddit
“Whoaaa….. I had mustard”
Particular_Ad3366@reddit
“Oh wow windows… I don’t think I can afford this place”
Otto is all of us now
brendanb203@reddit
Hah my friends brother when I was a kid in the 90s, had “oh wow windows” for his start up sound for windows 95 😆
Plus_Jelly1147@reddit
That's a lot of fat & salt, needs as much hot to cut through
bigboat24@reddit
I can hear the noise of the empty mustard bottle squirting out mostly air.
Slight_Tiger2914@reddit
You didn't need the bread... I know your ass had some eggs.
I'm disappointed. Very disappointed. 😔
b99__throwaway@reddit
you had all the right ingredients. you have been blessed this day🙌🏽
bitcoinjug@reddit
This is nauseating.
limitlessfun02@reddit
Murky_Historian8675@reddit
Instant upvote for Spam!
No_One_1617@reddit
You did well
ze4lex@reddit
Onions or seafood? I cant tell.
Thisguyisanoglista@reddit
Good Ole spam
dumplinwv@reddit
I think it looks good
MegIsAwesome06@reddit
Needs more mustard.
MegIsAwesome06@reddit
Needs more mustard.
Alex_Blaze666@reddit
Poop stuck between cheeks.
WhiteRabbit1322@reddit
People will spam anything nowadays
jcarreraj@reddit
Looks good!
cHaNgEuSeRnAmE102@reddit
Looks like cinnamon toast if you squint lmao
Carmella_Poole@reddit
All 4 food groups and looks edible.
Ok_Resolve847@reddit
Fancy 🙃
Only_Vermicelli9961@reddit
jealous
Motor-Train2357@reddit
Doable.
darkwater427@reddit
Delicious
dqnx12@reddit
This actually looks good lol
OkBarnacle6383@reddit
That works
dankhimself@reddit
That's fucking awesome. I just ate tortilla chips with hot sauce.
Gettinbaked69@reddit
What kind of hot sauce
dankhimself@reddit
Frank's, I get it by the gallon. I've been out of all the other ones for awhile.
Gettinbaked69@reddit
Love me some Franks and Melinda’s
dankhimself@reddit
I don't put Frank's hot sauce on my food, I dunk my food in Frank's hot sauce. Luckily there has never been a hot sauce shortage that I can think of, so I think we're safe. Spicy fingers crossed.
drunkNunX@reddit
It was actually just a little water with some black pepper in it.
RichardMcD21@reddit
But the water was hot.
Falsebooles123@reddit
Hsybt444r guy Cywrmm
willmcmill4@reddit
Tbf this runs decently for a “getting rid of what needs to go” or “didn’t do a grocery run” so good job
Oh_Martha_My_Dear@reddit
I would cut them open and then use a knife for my finger to scoop out the very last bit.
Bubbadeebado@reddit
My only critique is if those are cooked onions (can't fully tell with all the apparent moistness going on) I would recommend going full raw. Raw packs more bite and I personally enjoy the texture over slimy cooked onions, but I do like caramelized onions sometimes. Anyway I'll shut up. I'd eat it anyway
DAbanjo@reddit
That's only critique you got?
I see what you are saying about the onions, but that is neither here nor there when compared with the coagulation and high sog factor. I'm not sure if that cheese melted on there or what is going on, but the entire thing needs reworking.
Back to the drawing board on this one. Mistakes are part of the process.
Bubbadeebado@reddit
Well I could say it looks like roadkill but that wouldn't be too nice of me
porksoda11@reddit
I’ll quick pickle red onions for sandwiches if I have time. You still get the crunch and it’s so good.
ILikeDragonTurtles@reddit
They look pickled or just not cooked long enough so they're only translucent. Hard to say. If pickled, 10/10 would smash.
thebayisinthearea@reddit
I'm with you. We take refuge over at r/OnionLovers. Love and respect to the cooked onion fans too!
Kai-Zz@reddit
Ok I love spam because I grew up eating it like every Pacific Islander but holy crap it takes less than 10 minutes to fry the whole can. Just put the pan on high and flip it when the edges start to turn transparent or thin. 😭🙏
Cygus_Lorman@reddit
Rice pairs better with spam than bread
There I said it
shaoOOlin@reddit
A little hot sauce and im eating
SquareOpinion6722@reddit
this looks good. get that away from here
elspotto@reddit
So you made a Monty Python sketch. Cool.
Accomplished-Top9803@reddit
Well, except for the fact that it’s the last of your food, I see no problem here.
uncertainusurper@reddit
All the food I had left Proceeds to eat like Hawaiian royalty.🤴
cbetsinger@reddit
That’s not shitty, that’s SPAM, king of canned meats
Salviat_67@reddit
Sorry but that looks disgusting.
wildOldcheesecake@reddit
Did you forget what sub you’re in my guy?
estonerem@reddit
I'm a vegetarian for preference now, but I remember LOVING spam before. This doesn't look bad, I've definitely had worse. Spam and onion sounds really good to me!
Huongster@reddit
Eat it up and say yummy! If she made it then appreciate it
Smellerisdafeller@reddit
EhBom@reddit
Looks better then what food i craft
KittyBooBoo2016@reddit
Ngl the only problem here is the lighting
O_o-buba-o_O@reddit
Looks good to me 👍👍
ParkerFree@reddit
Yes, please!
DifficultHeat1803@reddit
Excuse me whilst I grab some Prilosec.
calamityj0n@reddit
My cholesterol is rising just looking at this.
Nice.
thelastdinosaur55@reddit
I would FRICK this up
legato2@reddit
I would crush that right now.
fool_on_227@reddit
Is that spam or corn beef in a can? No hate
PreviousBill4467@reddit
It sounds good. Why does it look like cat vomit? 😭
ILikeDragonTurtles@reddit
The photo sucks but this would be awesome. Only thing missing is sauerkraut.
ILikeDragonTurtles@reddit
It's a bad photo but this looks great. Are they lightly cooked onions or pickled? Because pickled onions with spam and mustard would be fuckin tops.
JBreezy1618@reddit
No
mang_peetsa12@reddit
all a man need fr
_tapgod_@reddit
dude that looks so good
grunkage@reddit
That's a perfect set of ingredients. Tbh, when I first saw the thumbnail, I thought that was cinnamon bread.
Toomany_loudnoises@reddit
This looks so delicious omg
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