Upon arrival in Hawaii, tourists get a lei. What should they get in Dallas?
Posted by Exquisite_G@reddit | Dallas | View on Reddit | 341 comments
Posted by Exquisite_G@reddit | Dallas | View on Reddit | 341 comments
Popular-Spirit3265@reddit
A hepatitis shot
YankeeRebel7676@reddit
A Brain!! Or ticket back to Cali!!
Fun_Ad_6226@reddit
High bill for NASTY WATER
Hooper627@reddit
Their rights taken away. It it Texas after all.
Fun_Ad_6226@reddit
Banned list of rights
VoodooLabs@reddit
Where having fun now guys!
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Yes, it it.
oilmoney322@reddit
BBQ
Fun_Ad_6226@reddit
Tums
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
From which vendor?
OutrageousQuantity12@reddit
Dickey’s obviously
Sowf_Paw@reddit
I guess we don't want them to stay.
OutrageousQuantity12@reddit
This sub used to have a joke that when someone coming from out of town asked for restaurant recommendations everyone would just say Dickey’s
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Ooo, why you want to do 'em dirty?
DMDTT@reddit
Terry blacks
Fun_Ad_6226@reddit
Tums
Traditional_Tooth_12@reddit
A TollTag
taylorkspencer@reddit
It's too bad that the NTTA only issues sticker TollTags and not physical transponders. At least the E-ZPasses used on the East Coast can be taken from car to car with the proper case, enabling you to use toll roads without paying the rental car company's markup. Better yet, Orlando's E-Pass has a Visitor Toll Pass designed to help tourists in rental cars avoid the rental car company markup. Here, rental car users either have to avoid the toll roads or get ripped off by rental car company fees, as it is impossible to take the sticker TollTags from one rental car to another. Granted, it's also a lot harder to avoid tolls on the East Coast (good luck visiting New York City or New Jersey without paying a toll!), but at least you can avoid paying the rental car company markup there if you plan ahead. If only NTTA would do something like that here.
femalepop_fan@reddit
As a dfw born and raised local. I’d never get on the tollway.
Dapper_Connection526@reddit
an expired tolltag*
JoeFancy@reddit
I just don’t understand people that refuse to get one and know they’re paying double tolls without it.
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
They'll need it.
abstractraj@reddit
In NYC one crossing is $17 or so depending on your tollway
ReticlyPoetic@reddit
When I’m in NYC I just take the subway.
Independent_Limit912@reddit
No, please. Too many people on the toll road already. No more.
jeff_jestis1981@reddit
An accident with an Altima with paper tags
Ok_Yoghurt_8979@reddit
A sloppy dripping TexMex burrito.
Longjumping-Wedding3@reddit
Kevlar vests and a Glock
Lyndsel@reddit
A gun?
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Congratulations! You are the 💯 th commentor to share this post. 😒
Gloomy-Context-5614@reddit
A what-a-burger burger or a Bucc-ees t-shirt
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Excellent choices.
yandr001@reddit
A gun
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
yawn
hctrTX1@reddit
Brisket!!! And Key-so !!!
UncleJulio@reddit
If it's vr/coppell, a student driver sticker.
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
It's citywide, bro.
UncleJulio@reddit
Do they actually have the sticker? Vr/coppell it's on every other car
Kayakingtheredriver@reddit
My experience says if you are in an area where there are a lot of Indian transplants, you will have faded student driver stickers on all the cars. It doesn't seem as if they are actually learning much, though. They have discovered this one trick to stop people honking just doesn't work when every other car coming out of the neighborhood has one too.
Kayakingtheredriver@reddit
They don't actually give lei's to every tourist anymore. I think the only way to get one when you land (like the old days) is to fly Hawaiian Air.
I was told that the problem is, unlike back in the day, most lei's are at least partially man made (the string). So, they no longer completely degrade as they used to. Basically if every tourist got a lei today upon landing, the entire chain of islands would be covered in nylon loops.
lovelylotuseater@reddit
Fresh HEB tortilla
ResidentFlan1556@reddit
Now that HEB is finally in the dfw market
nadateturbe101@reddit
The creme de la creme 🤌🏻
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
This is great marketing.
MusicForCacti@reddit
A giant lifted pickup truck that’s never been off pavement and has never had anything in the bed
Suspicious-Credit628@reddit
A bullet proof vest.
luci-lick@reddit
Get ur car stolen
Hsensei@reddit
Paper tags and please help cardboard sign
Laterallus@reddit
Shiner and a six-gun.
Personal_Moment2856@reddit
A plate of Tex-Mex NOT from a chain.
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
From?
Personal_Moment2856@reddit
Local fave: Don Pepe’s.
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Uncle Julio's.
Personal_Moment2856@reddit
After all these years, I don’t think I have ever eaten there. Maybe went to party where someone used them as the caterer. And I live close; I just found closer ones.
Background_Fee_4391@reddit
A gunshot wound
EntertainmentOdd3690@reddit
A lay
Old-Side5989@reddit
An overdue toll road ticket
Ok-Scallion9885@reddit
Topo Chico and a dusty pickup with broken turn signals
Necessary-Toe6076@reddit
cowboy hat 🤠
BrainPharts@reddit
A warrant.
ThatOneHelldiver@reddit
Maga hats in Texas :D
sebzebb@reddit
An firearm
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Never gets old, huh?
sebzebb@reddit
Nope, Texas State Law
BikerCow@reddit
A frozen margarita and a frito pie
bojackhoreman@reddit
A cowboy hat 🤠
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Don't see many of those in my N. Dallas neighborhood.
bojackhoreman@reddit
Not many people in Hawaii wearing a Lei just out and about
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Just tourist.
M-Raines@reddit
Shit Stained Underwear. It makes sense. Texas is the ASSHOLE OF AMERICA thanks to Greg ‘’Fucktard’’ Abbott and Ted ‘’Cancun’’ Cruz. They RUINED Texas, and turned it into a SHITHOLE. 💩
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
The illegal immigrants are okay, though.
bananabob23@reddit
An unpaid toll invoice with $4 in toll charges and $80 in late fees
Infamous-Method1035@reddit
I sold a truck in 2021 and they never changed the registration. I am up to $11,000 in unpaid tolls and fees all over Texas now and no way to fix it
swamp_donkey89@reddit
you need to keep the plates when you sell a vehicle
Infamous-Method1035@reddit
Lesson learned
TexGardenGirl@reddit
There’s a form you can file with the state informing them you no longer own the vehicle. I think you can do it all online, you can definitely print it if not. Not sure how far retroactive it goes but it will stop future charges. This happened to me a few years back and I filed the form as soon as I got the first bill from NTTA and never heard about it again. Also for future reference, when you sell a vehicle to an individual you can remove the plates.
Infamous-Method1035@reddit
Yeah my brother has informed me that I’m an idiot for not removing the plates.
I did fill out that form online AND sent registered mail to the state. As long as the vehicle is still in my name the bills come to me. But they know I’m not paying and they don’t hit my credit so it’s just a pain in the ass
Coyomojo@reddit
They will put a warrant out for your arrest! Get it fixed! You can't just let it slide!
Infamous-Method1035@reddit
That’s the problem. There is no way to fix it that I haven’t already done.
jedicheef@reddit
$3 toll with $400 in late fees cause they didn’t have your updated address and it’s your fault
maggo1@reddit
*$150 in late fees thank you very much
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Welcome to Dallas.
amitx0x@reddit
Blast of hot air with a HeHaw ya’ll.
Inevitable_Complex70@reddit
Bbq
aeschinder@reddit
A chunk of asphalt from a poorly patched pothole?
mattmart35@reddit
A Dallas Blonde and while we’re at it a beer too
scificionado@reddit
Brisket sandwich and a Shiner beer.
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
This. But which BBQ place for the sandwich?
damnsuredidbob@reddit
Stuck in traffic from the airport, asked for money on the corner while stopped at light and then they can call the police and wait 45+ minutes.
Soundwave234@reddit
A toll tag
Patient_Ad_2357@reddit
Student driver sticker
Whenitellyou@reddit
Cowboys merch
GlumReputation2876@reddit
Carjacked
Eltecolotl@reddit
Assaulted for no reason by the daf Dallas cops here, then a payout and a mea culpa with no one fired and no one taking responsibility
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Sounds like you speak from experience.
Eltecolotl@reddit
I do speak from experience, I'm a lawyer and have watched countless hours of Dallas Cops' body cam footage. Walking while Black is definitely a thing here in Dallas.
pamalamTX@reddit
A frozen margarita
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
This is an underrated comment. Where would the margarita come from?
pamalamTX@reddit
The place where they were invented, Mariano's Hacienda!
Playful-Business7457@reddit
WHAT??? I love Hacienda, but I didn't realize he invented them??
Quirky-Mode8676@reddit
Mariano (owner) lays claim to the first frozen margarita machine, not making the first margarita.
Historical_Dentonian@reddit
I bet a blender made the first frozen margarita. That said his machine was a game changer.
pamalamTX@reddit
I said frozen margarita, didn't I?
NintendogsWithGuns@reddit
He doesn’t just lay claim. Their original machine is at The Smithsonian Museum in Washington DC. It’s actually confirmed by the patent office.
Deathwatch72@reddit
The original machine he created/modified is in the Smithsonian now. The restaurant has a plaque pretty proudly didplayed
Bbkingml13@reddit
Wasn’t it el fenix? Marianos just converted the ice cream machine
Vzninja@reddit
No it was the 7-11 slurpe machine
spenstav@reddit
You are 100% right
crestedgeckovivi@reddit
I was just gonna say tequila lol.
pamalamTX@reddit
I guess if the flight was horrific you go straight to SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
Historical_Dentonian@reddit
Dodge Challenger with expired paper tags
dirkd214@reddit
A knife and fork. Dallas national pastime is eating out
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Agreed.
SiriusSlytherinSnake@reddit
A crash course on Dallas driving and highways. So they live long enough to get home 😮💨
ovi2k1@reddit
Emphasis on “crash”
Furrealyo@reddit
Uninsured Motorist insurance.
Perfect_Evidence@reddit
i was just hit by one, no ID/DL too, DPD let him walk like nothing.
cetabunny@reddit
Yall I work for a PI firm. PLEASE have this coverage!!! It hardly costs anything additional and you are protecting yourself from the crazy drivers with no insurance out there.
Penguins_in_new_york@reddit
I choked on my water. Well done
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
A necessity, fs.
HumorTurbulent@reddit
A brisket sandwich
ImpressiveToe476@reddit
A gas station cowboy hat, the cheap ones that everyone ends up with for some reason.
Techsas-Red@reddit
Back in the day, when Dallas was actually “Texan” I’d say calf fries. Now? Probably a gift card to Lululemon.
jrowellfx@reddit
An update to what traffic signals mean here. Green means go. Yellow means go faster. The first five seconds of red means what yellow traditionally means.
No_Try_3146@reddit
Altima for sure
30cents2Transfers@reddit
A hit and run
treatmeright214@reddit
Some mace
Puzzleheaded_Web6540@reddit
2 Krispy Kreme donuts and maybe 1 rib!
JD_5643@reddit
Brisket
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
From?
gracyavery@reddit
A Student Driver bumper sticker
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Lol
BobcatOk5865@reddit
A student driver sticker 😂
RockyNetania@reddit
cowboys hat
5uck3rpunch@reddit
Cut off on a highway & then they give you the finger.
otidnabotrif@reddit
A welcome to new California postcard
Phoenixrebel11@reddit
This shit hole wishes it was California
mackeprang@reddit
Have you ever been to California?
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Take my angry upvote and move back to California.
ViralPoker@reddit
A toll tag.
DifficultBox5325@reddit
Y'all got leid?
3-DMan@reddit
Empty bottle of Hennessey!
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
How does that represent Dallas?
3-DMan@reddit
It was a Dallas meme awhile back, guess it didn't last
BigSaltine1961@reddit
Heat Stroke
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
In October.
Plushbaby0@reddit
Frozen margarita
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Brain freeze.
threecreek@reddit
A big hat, no cattle.
Routine-Serve-8651@reddit
No one wants Ted Cruz as an arrival gift
tibearius1123@reddit
Aside from calling someone a carpet bagger, all hat no cattle is one of the best Texas insults.
bshaddo@reddit
Shot at.
RearAdmiral78@reddit
Neilmed Sinus Rinse Squirt bottle, distilled water, and a complimentary packet of saline mix
MSHinerb@reddit
A Cowboys hat and a 6 month supply of Lexapro
designlevee@reddit
Oh no, this is far too accurate for me.
nothavingitmtl@reddit
Heavy on the Lexapro
EnvironmentalLuck515@reddit
A bullet proof vest
Particular-Edge5693@reddit
Bullet proof vest
seether66@reddit
The fuck out
VoodooLabs@reddit
One of those hats with Dallas spelled upside down.
Flimsy_Arm_7328@reddit
Diiiiiabeeetus
Dalek_Chaos@reddit
A steak and a beer.
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Which establishment? Which beer?
Dalek_Chaos@reddit
It should be from a random steakhouse and the beer from whichever craft brewery is the latest to have opened. Hitting up a different steakhouse every payday was one of the best perks of living in dfw.
atomicdustbunny07@reddit
Seasonal allergies
prguitarman@reddit
Some Whataburger
alexgoldstein1985@reddit
How about a lay?? We have a TON of beautiful women in Texas! :)
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Toxic.
singleguy79@reddit
Whataburger?
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Whata?
the_gurk_monster@reddit
A corn dog, a margarita and some flonase.
ImPattMan@reddit
The Flonase tho... Thus week has been brutal 😭
2manyfelines@reddit
I read that as I was blowing my nose
SiriusSlytherinSnake@reddit
Get them too comfortable and they might stay 😭
BloodyNora78@reddit
👨🍳💋
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
🤣
2manyfelines@reddit
A speeding ticket
jwburks225@reddit
A 1996 Cowboys Super Bowl Champs shirt
SpaceBoJangles@reddit
A truly exorbitant receipt from the BBQ spot nearest the airport for a very small amount of food and Dublin root beer
RearAdmiral78@reddit
$50 ribs lol
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
A true tourist experience.
skilesare@reddit
Fletchers corn dog.
crankywithakeyboard@reddit
A big tall fake looking blond wig.
Emotional_River1291@reddit
Ford 150 lifted to blind every one on the road.
Actual_Necessary6538@reddit
Allergy meds.
Gangstasheriff@reddit
Fries
Stray1_cat@reddit
Uh no they don’t. Everytime I’ve been (except for the 1st time with a large group and it was set up) I’ve never gotten one. You can buy one though
pigmanboy@reddit
Surplus cowboys jerseys
swaggstarzdallas@reddit
Williams Chicken
Power_Taint@reddit
That’s my pregame meal. The ones in closest proximity to me are always run by Koreans too so there’s a multicultural vibe.
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Way to rep.
Halorym@reddit
The consistency with which they give me a 20 piece when the menu clearly says 18 has completely cemented my loyalty.
msondo@reddit
This
Grenaed@reddit
Excellent answer
itsm3starlord@reddit
A pew pew
VeeVeeDiaboli@reddit
A cowboys jersey….preferably someone who plays for another team
johdawson@reddit
A traffic violation
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Only if they visit the city at the end of the month.
CapsFanInDallas@reddit
A brand new set of expired paper tags
csonnich@reddit
Came here to make sure someone said this.
Impressive-Age7703@reddit
Or one of those fraudulent paper new car temporary license plate, include an extra two with newer dates to be extra hospitable.
txman91@reddit
Attached to half a rear bumper
hungeechicken@reddit
Altima?
neohanime@reddit
From 2020.
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Lol
tiny10boy@reddit
Hit and run
friskevision@reddit
An orange traffic cone.
ronniearnold@reddit
A phone to stare at while they drive?!
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Yikes.
Ceeweedsoop@reddit
A bullet proof vest.
SpecialistGrouchy341@reddit
Campisis Pizza. At least that’s what I got right away last time I landed at Love Field, coming back into town. Ate it before I was out of the parking garage! 😂
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Uniquely Dallas.
beaverDamn8888@reddit
A car
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
It helps. Throw in an expired paper license, and you're all set.
DrunkWestTexan@reddit
A gunshot wound. Or a belt buckle.
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Belt buckle? Really? You've confused this post with r/Ft. Worth.
DrunkWestTexan@reddit
Fort Worth doesn't have an airport.
Top_Second3974@reddit
No matter how much you don’t like Fort Worth, that’s objectively not true.
DrunkWestTexan@reddit
I also assumed they didn't have running water or electricity. Or laws.
Salty-Smoke7784@reddit
I don’t know why you’re being downvoted. I’m from Fort Worth and take personal offense, but come on, this is a funny comment. Thanks for the laugh.
*EDIT: you WERE joking…. right?
BwAVeteran03@reddit
Uggh, TDS is a big issue with West Texans. Dumb and smelly, lack any substance or education, and just all around 🤮.
Am I getting close?
Top_Second3974@reddit
They voted for Biden by 11 in 2020 (I mean the city itself). Fort Worth isn’t the problem.
BwAVeteran03@reddit
The name says it all, West Texan. Not too bright and pathetic excuse for a humanity in this state.
david_jason_54321@reddit
Maybe a western scarf. I think Texas themed is good. Scarf would be cheap enough also.
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Yes, because nothing says Dallas quite like a scarf.
david_jason_54321@reddit
Like a plaid western one like cowboys.
edfinite@reddit
Bandanna?
david_jason_54321@reddit
Thank you. Ha ha ha, can't believe I couldn't remember this word
Matthew6_19-22@reddit
Upside down Dallas hat
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Do you mean Sallad?
flaminghotchiodos06@reddit
Brisket
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
From where?
phycon55@reddit
From a steer, preferably smoked
spam_lite@reddit
A shot of Dr Pepper.
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
A shot? Oh, I get it.
PenelopeJude@reddit
A wire hanger and a gun? /s
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Ouch.
PokeMeRunning@reddit
Tolltag and a leased bmw 3 series
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
So it seems.
Mg400@reddit
Cowboy hat
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Take it to r/Ft Worth.
naazzttyy@reddit
Road rage
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Not unique to Dallas, but thanks for trying.
Zealousideal-Way7995@reddit
Stabbed?
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
At least you didn't say shot like a dittohead.
AlliedR2@reddit
Brisket Sandwich and a Dr. Popper.
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
AlliedR2 should be appointed Dallas ambassador.
AlliedR2@reddit
Preciate-cha!
dubioususefulness@reddit
Frozen El Charrito Saltillo dinner
KarlaSofen234@reddit
a Datalounge subscription
exnihilo77@reddit
A catalytic converter
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Underrated comment.
Scerwup@reddit
An $800+ NTTA bill
txsnowman17@reddit
Sports fandom disappointment.
Fit-Set-9999@reddit
A concussion
BlueIndian1975@reddit
A sinus infection
CombatConrad@reddit
A traffic jam.
xeroxbulletgirl@reddit
Directions to New Mexico and a pamphlet on how little rights a woman has to her body while within the state of Texas.
BigO7duce2@reddit
Mosquito repellent
LED_Cube@reddit
Caramelized pecans from bucees
TopOfThe18@reddit
Lee Harvey commemorative pin
aaarya83@reddit
The pic should be the one of jack ruby with him in it.
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
This is the coolest post.
Rick_Sancheeze@reddit
A gun
chiarde@reddit
A toll tag.
Texan85@reddit
Cowboys jersey and zeprutrr film -- back and to the left, back and to tge left, back and to the left
joseph_cq@reddit
How about Cowboys merch? The warehouse is probably overloaded by now..
KylieJU@reddit
A large Dr Pepper... with ranch. And the hole on the lid was put there by a bullet.
apefist@reddit
A cold beer or a margarita
lethroe@reddit
Disappointed
AHWeber@reddit
Printed information about which state to go to for reproductive healthcare. And a discount coupon for a generator.
Irish_queen1017@reddit
A car accident
betabrows@reddit
a ticket to somewhere better lol (yes I was born here and no I don't want to die here, on the highways or otherwise)
51k2ps@reddit
Delayed by American Airlines
MeesterGnome94@reddit
Brisket
Sure_Duck_4920@reddit
A Glock and a ounce of weed
Beeniesnweenies@reddit
A dashcam for their rental car. They’re gonna need it……
Unpopularuserrname@reddit
Not even joking, this should be a requirement for rental cars in Dallas.
whinybear22@reddit
An increased car insurance rate and a full zip sweater vest.
Later2theparty@reddit
Cowboy hat filled with bullets and crude oil.
LateAd3737@reddit
You can pay someone to give you a lei if you want to, but they won’t just give you one for the fun of it
dminus@reddit
on another plane, they’re probably not stopping
Anxious_Summer2378@reddit
A gallon of sweet tea or doctor pepper.
And if your driving
A chart of all the road construction and pot holes.
And a voucher for free wheel alignment.
HighFiveKoala@reddit
Butter tortillas from HEB
Fallenjace@reddit
Probably an astronomical toll tag bill.
Mammoth_Mixture4735@reddit
Benadryl for the massive allergies
No-Proof9093@reddit
Boredom
James324285241990@reddit
A boob job
rxddwxlf@reddit
Guns.
rturns@reddit
Paper License Plate
Traditional-Hall-591@reddit
Bbq and a firearm
Motor_Ad8313@reddit
A Glock 🫶🏽😏
Every_Thought5834@reddit
Whataburger
bigred237@reddit
Chicago bullshit
Anon31780@reddit
An Altima-shaped dent in their rental, a jar of weed vape stank, and blinded by a lifted pickup.
More serious answer: a belt with gigantic "Dem Boyz" belt buckle.
AdDiscombobulated623@reddit
Road rage
TexasJude@reddit
Turkey leg or brisket.
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Source
TexasJude@reddit
Goldie’s. But I guess that’s funky town not Dallas.
TexasJude@reddit
Or a double meat whataburger.
v4por@reddit
Truck nuts
texasnebula@reddit
A revolver lol
EngineEar8@reddit
Brisket sandwich
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
From where?
Ferrari_McFly@reddit
A maxed-out credit card
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
So true.
Texas_Redditor@reddit
A gun and a Bible
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition.
Tomc1974@reddit
A brisket necklace
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Thank you, Gaga.
Middle-Incident4083@reddit
a dui charge or a speeding ticket
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Come on vacation, leave on probation.
TexasBaconMan@reddit
Cut off in traffic.
SameSadMan@reddit
A used Dak Prescott jersey
sgtdrill@reddit
If you arrive in Paris, you get bruleed
Naanad@reddit
A Dallas Cowboy, they are about worth the same
Naanad@reddit
My friend said, a hockey stick. Double use. Represents the team that has constantly winning in town and can be used for self defense.
DreadLordNate@reddit
Student driver sticker for the rental car.
dukeofdough@reddit
A small pistol
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
And a bulletproof vest, perhaps?
dukeofdough@reddit
Won't need it. Not with that gun.
Emotional-Loss-9852@reddit
A trve brand hat
ihatesr20@reddit
A glock 19
swift_trout@reddit
Ammunition
wodneueh571@reddit
License to Carry
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
...
fistedwithlove@reddit
Ammo
Exquisite_G@reddit (OP)
Okay, I get this a lot.
Suitable-Space-9128@reddit
Anything except if its sold by Jerry
geezuus13@reddit
A Glock for safety 😂
pacochalk@reddit
1911
Accurate-Exercise845@reddit
A paper license plate
Cylleruion87@reddit
A kick in the dick.
kbrad1990@reddit
A free parking pass to Jerry world... offer only valid with 2 full price tickets to a Cowboys game. 🤣
QuietTruth8912@reddit
GPS for highway madness.
StockJonesJR@reddit
Tetanus booster.
Anubis426@reddit
A gun
pamalamTX@reddit
Would be great from the place that invented them, Mariano's Hacienda.
h1p2bd0x@reddit
Tumms
Ihadsumthin4this@reddit
Provided with a heads-up as to all the >!Insulting Amount of Callous Disregard on its Roads, aka the Proliferation of POTHOLES.!<
xxwwkk@reddit
Heart Disease.