I love the fact that, even though his mic is bleeped on the swear word, he's shouting so loud he gets picked up by Hammond's mic too and you can still hear it
in that same special Clarkson had his genius idea with that log on the back of his car. I'll never forget the first time I've seen that log shattering through the back window, I had to laugh so hard, nearly fell of my couch.
Clarkson: An alive patient delivered.
May: yes
Clarkson: So where is your patient
May: he got better
Clarkson: did he
May: yes
Clarkson: did he!!
May: i told you the best response for an emergency occurs on the back of the ambulance
Clarkson: where is he?
May: in the pub i imagine
Clarkson: he can't be in the pub
May: why not?
Clarkson: he was hurt and wounded he only had 10 minutes to live
Tonight... on bottom gear. James looks up the word ferret in the Albanian-english dictionary. Hammond tries to wrap his head around the alien invasion on Jupiter and I drive 5 cars at the same time without using my elbow.
Zealotteen@reddit
My favorite is
HAMOOOOOOOOND! YOU F*CKING MORON!
northern_boi@reddit
I love the fact that, even though his mic is bleeped on the swear word, he's shouting so loud he gets picked up by Hammond's mic too and you can still hear it
Zealotteen@reddit
Yes it can be faintly heard even through the bleep
BabylonSuperiority@reddit
That was the Colombia Special right? And the shot after is Hammond just laughing in his truck?
Zealotteen@reddit
Yup, he did it on purpose backing up and hitting Jeremy’s car
Glass-Joke-3825@reddit
HAMMOND! WHAT THE F**KING HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Sweet-Efficiency7466@reddit
USE YOUR MIRRORS!
isleofred@reddit
My Favourite will always be:
"The peace and serenity of this beautiful morning was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal"
deep breath
CLARKSON!
mad87645@reddit
Mine is "MAY! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE! I'M GOING TO FEED YOU INTO YOUR OWN MACHINE!"
Thebraincellisorange@reddit
I don't remember that one, remind my aging brain please?
mad87645@reddit
At the end of the tractor challenge
Thebraincellisorange@reddit
Ah, Thanks
15-99@reddit
WHERE’S MY ROOF!!
Goat2023@reddit
That looks like it was done with a knife and fork by the council!
Westafricangrey@reddit
I could’ve done a better job with the end of a forklift!
RyanCorven@reddit
"I don't mind that you taking a bit of my bonnet, that's fair. I do mind you doing such an appalling bloody job of it, you ham-fisted oaf!"
"The biggest tool in this operation is you!"
Rittersepp@reddit
I love how he is absolutely not mad about what was done but disgruntled by the execution of the job. :) Gotta rewatch now!
isleofred@reddit
I personally think that Africa special was the best special Top Gear ever did!
Rittersepp@reddit
in that same special Clarkson had his genius idea with that log on the back of his car. I'll never forget the first time I've seen that log shattering through the back window, I had to laugh so hard, nearly fell of my couch.
za72@reddit
all their specials need to be preserved for future generations... honestly an adventure of a lifetime, I remember watching them with my kids :)
devadander23@reddit
My favorite
Sweet-Efficiency7466@reddit
Stained bed sheet: Exists
Clarkson: Oh my god…
HAMMOOOOOOOOOND!
Hammond: 😳
Sweet-Efficiency7466@reddit
They actually recreated that moment with Hammond, and it’s still fucking hilarious.
phil736@reddit
THIS ONE
JJMcGee83@reddit
I'm glad to see this sub is following the trajectory of every sub for a tv show that isn't being made anymore, memes and shit posting.
Desher_ER@reddit
For me my favorite is still
Clarkson: An alive patient delivered. May: yes Clarkson: So where is your patient May: he got better Clarkson: did he May: yes Clarkson: did he!! May: i told you the best response for an emergency occurs on the back of the ambulance Clarkson: where is he? May: in the pub i imagine Clarkson: he can't be in the pub May: why not? Clarkson: he was hurt and wounded he only had 10 minutes to live
FourReasons@reddit
Tonight... on bottom gear. James looks up the word ferret in the Albanian-english dictionary. Hammond tries to wrap his head around the alien invasion on Jupiter and I drive 5 cars at the same time without using my elbow.
Jack_G_London@reddit
Where did you think I was--all day I have been behind you
Smooth-Cucumber-728@reddit
HAMMOND!!!! YOU F***ING MORON!!!
cfcollins@reddit
JC:"I have bought heroin!!!"
RH: "Are you going to cut it with peas?"
Thebraincellisorange@reddit
for me, that is the funniest one liner in the entire series of TG or TGT, just perfect unscripted humour from Hammond.
cfcollins@reddit
Same, love it!!!
EconomistNo2159@reddit
Hahahahahaha love it
Sweet-Efficiency7466@reddit
Totally reminds me of this scene:
May: My room has a chair AND a table!
Stained bed sheet in Clarkson’s room: Exists
Clarkson: Oh my god…
HAMMOOOOOOOOOND!
Hammond: 😳
LEONTIVS_XXXIII@reddit
HAAAAAAMMMMMOOOOOONDDDD YOU BLOODY IDIOT! 😹
Sweet-Efficiency7466@reddit
Hammond: catapults a patient through the hospital’s windows
Clarkson:
HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!
Claus1990@reddit
Coup de grace
Patient to hospital!
Sweet-Efficiency7466@reddit
Stained Bed Sheet: exists
Clarkson: Oh my god…
HAMMOND!
BabylonSuperiority@reddit
Im reading every comment in their respective voices. Im loving this thread so much
Sweet-Efficiency7466@reddit
Hammond: shoots a patient into the hospital’s window
Clarkson:
HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!
fattatgirl@reddit
chef's kiss
existential_chaos@reddit
This pops into my head randomly more than it should xD
Maizrim@reddit
Upon my Pluto TV rewatch this past summer I started to notice some of the funniest moments were after the words, "Hammond!..."
My all time favorite is Clarkson windsurfing in their last TG episode...
"Hammond, I'm going a million!!!"
free_world33@reddit
Literally watching this episode right now.
QuaggaSwagger@reddit
Genuinely one of my favorite quotes from the whole show
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Tooly23@reddit
Don't just drive off, Hammond! Hammond, HAMMOND!