What’s the easiest way for you to tell someone takes a little bit too much nose candy?

Posted by HorseFacedDipShit@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 24 comments

I work with a couple guys who I’m pretty sure are constantly plowing through snow. Besides the obvious ones like too much sniffing or going to the bathroom a lot, I’ve noticed theirs something up with the fat on their face. It’s like it all just melts away, even when they still have fat on other parts of their body

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Markrugby23@reddit

Why do you want to know? You say your not confronting them, you just trying to get a number off them?

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HorseFacedDipShit@reddit (OP)

Lol no. Just curious if they are or not

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Markrugby23@reddit

But you said it's none of your business and doesnt effect you. Now your curious so it is effecting you

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HorseFacedDipShit@reddit (OP)

Being nosey isn’t affecting me. It’s just being nosey

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Markrugby23@reddit

Ah reference to your nose. Knew you were looking for a way in 😉

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red_wine_drunk_randy@reddit

They tend to be the most annoying person in a room.

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doofcustard@reddit

How are they personality wise? Over confident and chatty followed by periods of grumpiness and paranoia?

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newnortherner21@reddit

If you really do have evidence not just how they look, do you want to be working with people who are happy to see all the deaths in Colombia, Mexico and nearer to home from the trade in cocaine? Do they drive or use machinery? If you are certain, look at using the company confidential reporting scheme. You can express it as concern about their health.

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Flat_Development6659@reddit

Here they come, the Reddit virtue signallers. OP, not only are they bad people for using drugs but you're a bad person for being employed by the same employer as people who use drugs. Shame on you!

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HorseFacedDipShit@reddit (OP)

lol i always think people like newnorthener are hilarious. Idgaf if you come in absolutely fucked up

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coachhunter2@reddit

I’m confused, isn’t your post literally asking because you do give a fuck they are coming ‘in absolutely fucked up’?

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HorseFacedDipShit@reddit (OP)

No my post is I’m not sure if they are

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_DeanRiding@reddit

Sniffing and wiping their nose constantly is usually the big give away. And having hugely dilated pupils.

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PinkSudoku13@reddit

>Sniffing and wiping their nose constantly is usually the big give away. it's also a big give away of sinus infection and allergies

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_DeanRiding@reddit

People with sinus infections and allergies also aren't usually bouncing off the fucking walls though lol

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Commodontious@reddit

They look like the ghost of Daniella Westbrooks happiness.

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GrimQuim@reddit

On a Monday morning, just say "my nose is absolutely wrecked" and "didn't sleep a wink over the weekend" to see if they bite. Follow them into the toilet, ask to borrow a note - if they don't give you a note that's already rolled up, use the note to wipe your arse and tell them, "fuck the Royals, eh!"

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SkyVINS@reddit

you want to accuse your coworkers of being drug users based on your evidence of "yeuch weird face" ?

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HorseFacedDipShit@reddit (OP)

Yeah, that’s the plan. I’m going to go up to them and accuse them of snorting copious amounts of cocaine one day at work. Jesus Christ.

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SkyVINS@reddit

thats a *bad* plan

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buymybone@reddit

When they have the Albanians pull up to one of the fire exits at 3 in the afternoon.

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TurnItOffAndOnAgain-@reddit

Dont think its your place especially if youre just co workers, the Colombian marching powder is very addictive. Maybe a quiet word with whoever is in charge is best.

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No-Body-4446@reddit

I’d like to know your reasoning for asking this? Like…does this fella’s usage affect you? Or his work? I don’t think there’s anyway other than they sound like they’ve always got a cold on a Monday morning.

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