I wish this came in red
Posted by kkkan2020@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 64 comments
Posted by kkkan2020@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 64 comments
VeneMage@reddit
I always remember this episode and thinking how uncomfortable that costume must have been. His genitals are cleft in twain.
Boxing_joshing111@reddit
It was the same crotch sewer that did Troi’s costume here too. Sometimes she moves like she’s trying to hide it.
Jean_Paul_Fartre_@reddit
Moose knuckle for days
mybadalternate@reddit
Hey, gotta suffer to look that… sexy?
defenselaywer@reddit
Lactating camel ware.
jorginthesage@reddit
Holy heck a Zardoz reference. I have wandered the internet for an age and not seen one.
Lithl@reddit
My favorite Zardoz reference is in D&D's Forgotten Realms.
There's a character named Jarlaxle Baenre, who uses illusions to adopt a bunch of identities. One of those identities is a man named Captain Zardoz Zord. Zord's outfit is basically the same as Connery's in Zardoz.
Bonus points: Jarlaxle has a submarine (accessible from Captain Zardoz's ship) named the Scarlet Marpenoth. "Marpenoth" is the name of the 10th month of the year in the Forgotten Realms, and of course "Scarlet" is a shade of red.
Captain Zardoz owns the Red October.
Boetheus@reddit
Forgiveness takes an age
RampantAndroid@reddit
Netflix tricked me into watching this.
In 2010 or so, I watched Outland on streaming. It's High Noon in space, with Sean Connery. It's not movie of the year and it's not ground breaking, but it was a good, gritty sci fi movie that I enjoyed. I gave it a good rating and then Netflix proceeded to show something like "If you enjoy Sean Connery in Outland, check out Zardoz."
ANOTHER Sean Connery sci fi movie? Fuck yeah!
Damn it Netflix...
Boetheus@reddit
Outland really is a solid flick
Zauberer-IMDB@reddit
Imagine accidental boners in that thing.
kkkan2020@reddit (OP)
On the Rubicon 3 planet the edo according to Tasha yar make love on a drop of the hat so they get down in public anywhere and accidental bones are the least of their worries lol
Boetheus@reddit
Utopia
LabradorDeceiver@reddit
God I love Sean Connery in his "Anything to distance myself from James Bond" phase. Meteor, Zardoz, Highlander, Outland.
Then he turns down Gandalf, Dumbledore, and the Architect.
He must have given his representation a nervous breakdown.
Boetheus@reddit
Outland, with Nurse Chapel! High Noon in space
BILLCLINTONMASK@reddit
It’s kind of funny how similar that planet is to Zardoz
secondtaunting@reddit
And to think, he turned down the Lord of the Rings but said yes to Zardoz.🤦♀️
deowolf@reddit
Highlander 2: The Quickening would like a word
Boetheus@reddit
League of Extraordinary Gentleman wants to chime in
ancientestKnollys@reddit
He probably wasn't enthralled with having to go to New Zealand and make a years long commitment. Especially as he was getting older by the late 90s.
Totally_Not_The_DIA@reddit
Weird that they edited the revolver out of Sean Connery's right hand.
Zarniwoooop@reddit
Yes. The only weird thing in those pictures.
Dirt290@reddit
At least we know wether Seannery tucks to the left or right.
Boetheus@reddit
Why does dude on top look like he has a camel-toe?
THE_CENTURION@reddit
Rockin' knuck
ReubenTrinidad619@reddit
Fellow FOD
AcidaliaPlanitia@reddit
Friend of DeSoto?
THE_CENTURION@reddit
Best boss I ever had!
Significant_Monk_251@reddit
Denise Crosby looks like she's asking someone off-stage if it's sexual harassment just making her stand next to this guy.
LordOfFudge@reddit
I can't help notice that Mr. Connery [ahem] fills out his costume much better.
Significant_Monk_251@reddit
The guy in TNG was probably wearing one of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dance_belt ("to present a smooth and inexplicit contour to onlookers...")
PaleAd1124@reddit
Imagine you finally get your big break on a major tv show.
anOvenofWitches@reddit
I’ve been meaning to see Zardoz for decades!
Machiavvelli3060@reddit
Zardos!!
willowwisp81@reddit
I have a feeling Picard would violate the Prime directive to straighten out the Zardoz planet.
StanleyRuxy@reddit
Those savages!
AnAnonymousParty@reddit
Could you imagine showing up for wardrobe and being given that? "Where's the rest?" "That's it." "Oh, he'll no..."
WorkingFellow@reddit
"It doesh."
mythrocks@reddit
Yesh, it chertainly doesh.
WorkingFellow@reddit
Yesh.
swarthyspaniard74@reddit
Came here for this comment. Thank you for not letting me down.
gamedevjobber@reddit
Kill the tabernacle!
John-Fefin-Zoidberg@reddit
Dr Fansworth pulled it off
XipingVonHozzendorf@reddit
I'd be careful with wearing red, might be better off with what your wearing.
Metasketch@reddit
Moose knuckle 🫎👊🏽
Punky921@reddit
Definitely heard this in Connery’s voice
MrVeazey@reddit
"It doesh."
/r/shubreddit
Punky921@reddit
OMG AMAZING
RudyMuthaluva@reddit
He chose to split the sack instead of picking a side. That’s a choice.
TriforceFusion@reddit
That moose knuckle though.
flynn_dc@reddit
"Red" is the name of his pool boy.
Left-Coast-Shimmy@reddit
I'd rather come in red...
sunniblu03@reddit
Is the let’s pimp Riker out for the good of the order episode?
JugOfVoodoo@reddit
No, that's "Angel One". This is "Justice", the one where Wesley is going to be put to death for stepping on plants.
Strong-Jellyfish-456@reddit
The one where everyone runs everywhere… just not on the grass… 🫣
Marvos79@reddit
THE GUN IS GOOD. THE PENIS IS EVIL.
Horbigast@reddit
Liator on TNG has to paste his junk to his pelvis.
Practical-Class6868@reddit
The gun is good. The penis is evil.
Zorpfield@reddit
The nut slinger 🥜
-Random_Lurker-@reddit
The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men!
wvgeekman@reddit
Zardoz is a gol' durn classic and I'll go to my grave with that belief. It absolutely swings for the fences. It doesn't always succeed, but I love a film with ambition and big ideas. Then again, I enjoyed the heck out of Megalopolis for the same reasons, so take that into account.
StruggleExtreme@reddit
Zardoz! What a great movie. Always thought more people should have seen it!
Voidstarmaster@reddit
“You have been raised up from Brutality, to kill the Brutals who multiply, and are legion. To this end, Zardoz your God gave you the gift of the Gun. The Gun is good!
“The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.”
BlackLion0101@reddit
This was almost a perfect meme. Ot should say. "It doessh." 😆