Real Men Carry A Spork

And it's plastic too, double the environmental threat because sea turtles and such

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If you really cared about the environment, you'd be using a paper spork!

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I mean, paper can’t be washed and reused, and if you cared about your all mighty spork you’d want to reuse such spork.

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If you're not washing your paper spork, you hate FREEDUMB!

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Make sure to throw it in a river when your done. Real men don't fuck with clean water ways

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I might be in the trucking industry, but I still care about the environment, please get a metal all mighty spork.