Forgotten End Table
Posted by pneumatode@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 68 comments
Saw this at Goodwill and instinctively started rubbing a phantom bump on my head. Seems like I learned to walk by banging my head on this table
No_Dependent_8346@reddit
I still have a slight twist and lump on my little toe from one of those bastards.
Thomisawesome@reddit
Our parents bought cheap "classic" furniture like this, and all we did was use it as GI Joe's base or a cage for He-Man.
TurbulentPromise4812@reddit
Where are the ashtrays?
After_Preference_885@reddit
I have that table with an ashtray on it 😂
Trixie1143@reddit
Add a cushion for a phone booth.
Ag1980ag@reddit
And an empty can of Meisterbrau, also used as an ashtray. Anyone’s parents have these in the fake wood plastic version? Dark, dark plastic, of course?
ultramagnes23@reddit
And the TV Guide.
sed2017@reddit
And the old school alarm clock someone else posted today…
TurbulentPromise4812@reddit
Ooh and a pair of pliers to change the channel
fromthedarqwaves@reddit
I was going to say I can smell cigarettes already.
CaptShrek13@reddit
You know they came into that store together....
Nadathug@reddit
My sister had a great mid century pair of these and gave them to me when she moved. They had glass pieces on both levels to protect the wood.
My ex wife didn’t like the way the glass looked and took them off. She immediately ruined them by placing drinks on them.
Divorced her, not over the tables. But I left them too.
MuttDawg509@reddit
I have that exact table in my man cave lol.
cenimsaj@reddit
Oh, wow - I feel like everyone I knew had that table. I'm surprised I don't see them at thrift stores more often, actually.
Tacos_Rock@reddit
I still have that table.
Specialist_Ad9073@reddit
A lot of them either were laminated and haven’t held up, or are expensive as heck now and in higher end vintage stores.
Coakis@reddit
Yeah the good ones fall into the mid century modern aesthetic and were at least a few years ago collectable.
cenimsaj@reddit
True, that makes sense.
_jjkase@reddit
I went to 2 different thrift stores in the last couple weeks, and they both had a pair of these
That might say more about the backwards lost-in-time area I live in
Raekin17@reddit
I used to set up our cheap nativity under the top shelf, so it was it's own ready-to-go stable
numb3r5ev3n@reddit
Haha, my bedside table is one of these with the top table part removed. You can see where it was ripped off. I got it at a garage sale for $5.
smokythejoker@reddit
I believe that is a “telephone table”. A piece of furniture designed for a device no one uses anymore for a purpose that is no longer relevant. Lovely!
peanuts_steinbeck@reddit
Yes my grandparents kept their rotary phone on it.
Pancerules@reddit
I found one of these at a church sale. I think it was free. Me, ~11 years old, a budding packet bordering on hoarder dragged it home along with some glass tumblers that my parents actually kept for years.
throwingwater14@reddit
My bestie has like 3 of these. Loves the mid century modern whatever aesthetic this is. lol
NoTrashInMyTrailer@reddit
I have one od these still. It was my nightstand forever. Now it's in the garage.
Him_8@reddit
I have the exact one. It just broke.
LemurCat04@reddit
I threw like three of these out when I purged hand-me-down furniture last year.
Accomplished_Pen980@reddit
That lamp looks odd... oh no
Podwitchers@reddit
Where’s the little candy bowl too filled with those candies wrapped like strawberries, and maybe some dinner mints mixed in?
billyjack669@reddit
At night, that table moves inexplicably nearer to the green shag rug and old console phono/stereo near the dressing room of the thrift store.
They share stories of their previous lives, bathing in the the electric glow of a faux fireplace/space heater with an unplugged rain lamp leaning nearby.
ccduke@reddit
I have like 3 of them lol
Dry_Mastodon7574@reddit
I just bought a pair of these at a thrift shop.
free-toe-pie@reddit
I actually like the two tears. Not gonna lie.
Kitchen-Fisherman280@reddit
That's my nightstand!
KilgoreTrout1111@reddit
Same here. Exact same one that's in the pic. 😂
bell83@reddit
I split my eyebrow open on one of these in the 80s lol
Finnyfish@reddit
Ours had a hole in the top section that held a removable glass ashtray!
Traditional_Entry183@reddit
I hated these damn things even as a kid.
Rynkevin@reddit
Funny everyone I knew had this table, but some how we did not have one in our house
nugruve2814@reddit
Weren't as many products on the market as today, so if you're a smaller manufacturer or a big box store, you're more likely to have the stuff that works most consistently (best sellers)
True_Prize4868@reddit
Ohhh my mommaw (southwest Va) had these exact ones! She had so many good mid-century pieces.
Jub_Jub710@reddit
Never grew up with one of these, but I bought one because I love the look and they're so useful. I'm also obsessed with mid-century barcarts even though I only drink sporadically
heresmytwopence@reddit
My grandparents had one of these, but I think it had a darker drain. They put the nut dish on it around the holidays.
djsynrgy@reddit
There are two of these in the main/front/living area of my in-law's family cottage (aka 'a lake-front building with a roof; not necessarily a house.' It's part of the culture in Ontario, which is effectively covered with freshwater lakes.)
The aesthetic goes further with the room's dark wood-paneled walls, and various other details that have remained unchanged for approximately 30 years.
anonymoususer98545@reddit
My maternal grandparents, of course, had a whole bunch of this era/style of tables. i fought to get all of them because i 1) adored my grandparents, 2) i knew i would use them, and 3) i just absolutely love the style and function of these tables (Need a random drawer? Here it is! Recessed space? We got that!) Proud to say that they are all in active use and in great shape in my house still. My Grandpa would be super happy 🥰
pantalonesdesmartee@reddit
Revived in every college apartment from 1995-2005.
chozopanda@reddit
We used to own that growing up. Maybe not that exact one- but one just like it.
Omnibuschris@reddit
My grandparents had this exact one.
Free2BeMee154@reddit
I have one. It came with the house. The house also came with 2 old school alarm clocks.
Only_Impression8399@reddit
Showed this to my (‘83) wife (‘82) , who said “They were ugly then and they’re ugly now!”
TeekTheReddit@reddit
Oh, so that's where it went.
thatotherguy57@reddit
I actually have a similar one, still. My lamp and alarm clock are on it.
98nissansentra@reddit
I LOVE this style of end table, it's perfect for my old man chair setup. Books, radio for baseball, lamp. I love lamp.
Voluntary_Perry@reddit
Jeebus. Definitely had one of these...
simononandon@reddit
Still have one. No phone or phone book on it though.
v0t3p3dr0@reddit
We had the exact same table.
It held a lamp and the TV Guide.
bcentsale@reddit
We still have a pair of those in active use!
mnemonicer22@reddit
The 80s equivalent of Ikea Kallax.
P00PJU1C3@reddit
I had one in my apartment for years
ElectricSnowBunny@reddit
for sale
one end table
3 sliders
TopRedacted@reddit
The dust collection cubby of forgotten wrappers.
Ecstatic_Ad_6405@reddit
My grandparents had 2 of those tables with the matching lamps and matching ashtray stands.
Torpel_Knope@reddit
Same.
One-Earth9294@reddit
This sub often makes me feel like I grew up in the Soviet Union where 'story only has one washink machink we all have same washink mashink'.
Kinky-Bicycle-669@reddit
Mines just a little fancier looking but probably the same era 😂 got it for $10 at a salvation army store here.
CaptShrek13@reddit
I still got the circle double stack ones, with that same style leg.
lieutenantLT@reddit
All good tables must come to an end