I’m currently unemployed. Wife’s never seen the movie.
Posted by PicoDeBayou@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 57 comments
Posted by PicoDeBayou@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 57 comments
eloutro@reddit
It's good knowing he's out there, the dude, taking her easy for all us sinners
Tommy84@reddit
I was certain I knew every word spoken in TBL, and was trying to figure out when the line "I'll be found" (seen in your TV's captions) was uttered. Then I realized it was a lyric in Tumbling Tumbleweeds.
I figured it out; I'm a Brother Séamus!
los_pants2@reddit
I love your work
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
Playin’ one side against the other
MrBoogiie@reddit
What like an Irish fuckin Monk!?!
Dick-in-a-fan@reddit
I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
Scotty_serial_mom@reddit
I'll go find a cash machine.
SoleSurvivorX01@reddit
I can get you a wife for movie night. With nail polish. There are ways Dude…you don’t want to know.
uconn3386@reddit
Get a job, sir
omgajawa@reddit
The bums will always lose
SoleSurvivorX01@reddit
Tattoo it on your forehead!
STEELCITY1989@reddit
MacManus47@reddit
This is our concern, Dude.
One_Breakfast6153@reddit
My advice to you is to do what your parents did. Get a job, sir!
Trooper_nsp209@reddit
And a haircut
MaoTseTrump@reddit
Every thread in this sub is essentially a deconstructed script of the film, line by line, quote by quote.
ArtAccurate9552@reddit
She’s not my special lady, she’s my fucking lady friend. I’m just helping her conceive.
STEELCITY1989@reddit
Hence the dinner
TobylovesPam@reddit
Does the osso bucco need to braise for about three hours? Should we play charades?
Nice_Improvement2536@reddit
Just papers, various papers, business papers
Momik@reddit
Fucking dog has fucking papers
Dizzy_Dunno@reddit
And what business are you in Mr Lebowski?
Nice_Improvement2536@reddit
I’m unemployed.
MrBoogiie@reddit
My rug was also stolen!
Nice_Improvement2536@reddit
Separate incidents! 😮
Juunyer@reddit
Calmer than you are dude
PicoDeBayou@reddit (OP)
That’s just like your opinion man
Juunyer@reddit
Am I the only one who follows the fucking rules anymore?
Shoddy-Indication798@reddit
Some papers
MrBoogiie@reddit
Far out man far fucking out!!
imjustmos@reddit
She’s out owing money all over town i bet
MrBoogiie@reddit
Including to known pornographers!
Green_Bast3rd@reddit
And that's cool!
rustyshaklefordjm@reddit
WIFE!? Does it look like Im married!?
JTHM8008@reddit
Far out man, far fucking out.
ElBrooce@reddit
Hence the slut
OJ_outdoors@reddit
Condolences! The bums will never win
blinkKyle182@reddit
CONDOLENCES!
Vegetable_Ad_3733@reddit
Wives like these, eh Gary?
Blueshockeylover@reddit
You said it, Dude.
TomIcemanKazinski@reddit
They got us working in shifts!
ReasonableRevenue678@reddit
Fuckin' a...
bljuva_57@reddit
The story is ludicrous.
medorian@reddit
Gonna need a rug to tie that room together dude.
HermiticHubris@reddit
My wife? Does this place look like I'm fuckin married? The toilet seat's up man!
Ironcondorzoo@reddit
Life does not stop and start at her convenience man
MortgageRegular2509@reddit
But will your special lady be home in time for coitus?
EZdonnie93@reddit
Employed?
Excellent_Guava2596@reddit
That credenza really ties the room together.
MilaVaneela@reddit
Careful, man, there’s a beverage there!
threlkis@reddit
When’s Logjammin’ coming on?
El_Mec@reddit
Far fuckin’ out, man
coyoteking13@reddit
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me.
Jealous-Report4286@reddit
You don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that do you? On a weekday?
These-Maintenance-51@reddit
What day is this....? Is this a .... weekday?
Duke_____Silver@reddit
I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude!!!!
PicoDeBayou@reddit (OP)
My thinking may be a little milky