All I've got to defend my cab with is this Knife.
Posted by ragenuggeto7@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 46 comments
Posted by ragenuggeto7@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 46 comments
Solo_1538@reddit
“Thats not a knife that’s a spoon”
Feeez_Shato@reddit
"I see you've played knifey spoony before."
RayAlmighty13@reddit
Dammit!!! I just saw your post after I posted mine!!!
Feeez_Shato@reddit
luckily, I'm sitting at home, maintaining a state of cat-like readiness to respond to any comment with unbridled smartassery.
Lavasioux@reddit
I'd a called 'em Chazzwazzlers!
RayAlmighty13@reddit
Bullfrogs be damned!!!!!
cheetahwhisperer@reddit
I prefer knifey forky, but a spoon can surely fill the need for blood.
Solo_1538@reddit
If I had an award it would yours my friend lol
81_BLUNTS_A_DAY@reddit
👆🤝
____cofo____@reddit
Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth.
Dahmer_disciple@reddit
There is no spoon?
Kayanarka@reddit
Have a cookie
U_wind_sprint@reddit
The truth?
theberg512@reddit
It's giving Chex Quest
AnnieGS@reddit
Careful, you could take someone's eye out with that thing!!
U_wind_sprint@reddit
Don't cut any hearts out with that spoon, Sherrif
DistantTimbersEcho@reddit
But why a spoon? Why not an axe...?
U_wind_sprint@reddit
Because it's dull! You twit! It'll hurt more!
Hypnowolfproductions@reddit
Okay it’s a grenade launcher. What type homemade grenade is launched depends on how fast your bowels can create it. Either that or don’t shower for a month. Then use those clothes as a weapon when they attack.
SuperChaos002@reddit
Your steering wheel is on the wrong side m8
duhrun@reddit
Eyeball pluckers, in the right hands extremely dangerous weapon.
Silver_Material_7249@reddit
Probably use it more than the guys with a gun lol
KrisSanze@reddit
Assault spoon
goalmaster14@reddit
Pluck out their eyes!
karrimycele@reddit
Gouge their eye out!
StreetsRUs@reddit
Man that interior looks comfy
ashaggyone@reddit
Tea cup. I am going to !ill you with my tea cup
AnnieGS@reddit
Careful, you could take someone's eye out with that thing!!
Substantial-Prune704@reddit
Remember, there is no spoon.
RayAlmighty13@reddit
HA!!! Clearly you’ve never played Knifey/Spoony before!!!
truckerscum@reddit
Dammit morty the one utensil that can never kill anything!
PennyFromMyAnus@reddit
And my axe
luckygiraffe@reddit
At least it'll hurt worse
AJPully@reddit
Damn i love Actros cabs.
RevolvingCheeta@reddit
“I once saw him take out three men in a truck stop with a spoon!”
King_Thundernutz@reddit
What a mad lad. You're insane.🤣
Shut_It_Donny@reddit
Why a spoon, cousin?
Laurens_hubby10@reddit
Scoop the eyes out!!
ReceptionMuch3790@reddit
Stab him to death with a blunt object!
Dahmer_disciple@reddit
Meh. REAL men carry a spork.
RadioTunnel@reddit
The Time Lord way!
bloopie1192@reddit
Til the end!!
Wolf24h@reddit
oi you got loicense for that
Responsible_CDN_Duck@reddit
Only if it's unwashed for more than 30 days.
ragenuggeto7@reddit (OP)
The baked on residue adds extra flavour when you make a brew.
Responsible_CDN_Duck@reddit
The Canadian way!