ULPT Request: Can we ban money posts from this sub
Posted by waterborn234@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 46 comments
How do I make 10k in a month? How do I make 200 in a day? I need 20k in six months or I lose my house? I have a sob story and I need money to fix it!
This is stupid. Nobody is going to start making fat illegal stacks because they read a reddit comment. People write things like "sell drugs." Telling someone "sell drugs" isn't going to make them brake bad overnight.
No more asking for money. We should not allowed them to.
Massive_Durian296@reddit
no one knows how to utilize the search bar either apparently. youd think it would be common sense to do a quick looksie to see if a topic has already been posted 48375894 times but here we are
NotOppo@reddit
Can I get some money? I have a really terrible sob story I could tell you if you want. I also only have a very limited time to get it, for reasons.
Top-Diver7266@reddit
I just want some free moneh
Jeezis@reddit
ULPT : We pool together a prize pool for a fight-to-the-death style tournament and send all the money grabbers to participate. Winner takes all.
thatdeterminedguy@reddit
This guy fucks !
DickensYermouth@reddit
I'm not sure how to answer this unethically. We should ban un-unethical unethical life pro tip requests.
Positive-Abroad8253@reddit
I’m winning the lottery. Don’t give away my secret sauce.
Kewkky@reddit
The answer is always super easy, too. Suck [money needed]/[price per blowjob]dicks for [price per blowjob] until you get [money needed].
CaliEDC@reddit
I’d like to think this is why humans came up with algebra
8Deer-JaguarClaw@reddit
I'm not gay, but $100 is $100
EmotionalPackage69@reddit
Everyones heterosexuality has a price.
Genuine-Risk@reddit
Can't argue with the man's logic
2x4x93@reddit
Sound
its_tea_time_570@reddit
People are going to argue with your breath after it goes through 100,000k beef sticks.
Kewkky@reddit
100,000k beef sticks? Who's out there sucking dicks for $0.01 each?!
ThatsHotHeiress@reddit
The math is mathing.
EM2_Rob@reddit
I've been reaching out to every person that needs money. I need my merchandise moved at any given time in a lot of states. I love using randoms and I'd say majority have taken me up on my offer and I've only we've only ran into issues a handful of times.
Just because you don't like the post, doesn't mean someone else isn't helping ppl out in need.
Key-Rest-1635@reddit
is merchandise code for something? idek tbh i'd willing to move bodies at this point but i live in asia. Let me know if you have a job for someone like me
Weird-Practice1759@reddit
OR?
JRandButcherpete@reddit
Need anyone in Indiana?
AbruptMango@reddit
Sell piss disks?
Davicitorra@reddit
Plasma disks
Pure_Logical_Method@reddit
And spray with liquid plasma
Eastern-Astronomer-6@reddit
If you ban it, it becomes unethical. Therefore it’s ok to post here. It becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.
TheOneHundredEmoji@reddit
Just because something is banned doesn't make it "unethical."
jankyj@reddit
Bingo. Now get out of here before someone mentions 💉🍼
TheChunkyGrape@reddit
Vaccines and baby bottles?
jankyj@reddit
Milk injections.
TheChunkyGrape@reddit
Ah of course
waterborn234@reddit (OP)
My god... there is no escape
Gold_Assistance_6764@reddit
Braking bad should be a show about a race car driver that always brakes too late for each turn.
waterborn234@reddit (OP)
Agreed. His left foot cancer is slowly killing him, but he needs to win enough races to provide money for his family after he dies.
IrradiantFuzzy@reddit
Good luck getting the mods here to do that, or anything. They are worthless slugs, not even deserving of a bucket of salt water.
PilotBurner44@reddit
Short of selling organs, there aren't really any unethical but not very illegal ways to make lots of cash quickly. That's because if there were, people would already be doing it. There is no magic thing to do that will earn easy cash that isn't illegal. Even selling drugs isn't something you pop down to Walmart to pick up and start doing. You need a source, contacts, customer base, and means to handle the money. That doesn't just happen overnight and I don't think there are "Let's start dealing" conventions out there.
Gsogso123@reddit
Maybe it will get them thrown in jail thereby fixing their hunger problem.
HBThorburn@reddit
I agree. I think the answers end up categorized into three different responses; ethical tips, dick jokes, and illegal things. None of them really fit into the sub.
TTazerTTurtle@reddit
Ethical dick tips
cremaster304@reddit
I'd like to think my dick tip is ethical
--littlej0e--@reddit
Gottem
CookieWifeCookieKids@reddit
Plus, who the hell will give up a legit scam they are pulling?
BongoWrong@reddit
The real solution is to give them the worst possible advice, that is my ulpt to fix the sub.
So you just tell them to invest it all in short term options, buy a bunch of lottery tickets, or become an MLM salesperson.
purplefoxie@reddit
yeah i agree. it's boring too
--Guy-Incognito--@reddit
The answer to this and every other post: piss disks.
NotSlothbeard@reddit
To make $10,000 in one month, sell 100 piss discs per week for $25 each.
--Guy-Incognito--@reddit
Precisely.
Or sell fewer and charge for delivery and deployment.
IntensiveCareBear88@reddit
I second this