ULPT: If You Are Going to Traverse (Trespass) Property Carry A Dog Leash
Posted by Backsight-Foreskin@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 5 comments
If you find yourself wanting/needing to go onto someone's property, carry a dog leash. If the owner or police confronts you, hold up the leash and say you are looking for your dog and you thought you saw the dog run onto their property. Show a picture of a dog, ask them if they've seen it.
Yeeaahfooool85@reddit
Utah! Get me two! Two!
JoeMagnifico@reddit
Scooby!
OriginalComputer5077@reddit
That's been a ruse used for a long time in Ireland by a certain cultural group...
Russianskilledmydog@reddit
And a picture of the missing dog.
No one who owns a dog wouldn't have at least 32,000 pictures of the dog.
Gotta sell this thing!
BurpFartBurp@reddit
Or maybe the owner is into that kind of thing. Don’t kink shame them.