Anon makes the entire board see(d)th

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ahackercalled4chan@reddit

of all the movies you could have gotten, you chose the TFA of alien films

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ahackercalled4chan@reddit

I'm glad you enjoyed it bro, but objectively it wasn't good

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LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE@reddit

what makes it the tfa of alien films?

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ahackercalled4chan@reddit

it's flashy and looks good but when you really break down the actions of the character, you realize it's a polished turd

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pisses_in_your_sink@reddit

[This message brought to you by the funny hat people at the MPAA]

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mr_former@reddit

Ok you baited me- let me rephrase. I will not seed, but you guys definitely should

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mrnotloc@reddit

Alien and Tolkien fans are hand in hand some of those uppity and annoying fans ever man.

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That_Is_My_Band_Name@reddit

Nah, sports fans.

My hecking team lost yesterday's sportsball game! I so hecking mad! I even broke my TV because I threw my remote at it!

Bro, did you see that sportball game?!? It was so good! I drank so much that I couldn't ago to work the next day because it was so awesome!

My team is so much better than yours and you're wrong about sportsball because my entire personality is based off of the team! I'd rather watch them chase that ball around for 3 hours than do anything else!

My weekend plans?! I'm watching the ass blasters take on the rugtufters! I have to get ready to do the ass blasters salute before every kickoff!

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silkyswoldier@reddit

Damn, guess i was the only one who liked it

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farfletched@reddit

So. What did you make of the AI deepfake of Ash?

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silkyswoldier@reddit

I saw the original one like 15 years ago, i vaguely remembered that it was some kind of callback and didn’t really care beyond that.

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UltimaDv@reddit

Leonardo pointing meme at the get away from her line

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EdwardoftheEast@reddit

I liked Fede’s remake of Evil Dead. I wanted to like Romulus, but it relied too much on call-backs, references, and connecting every entry to it. Also Rook could’ve been a totally different character rather than being deepfake Ash

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caramelsumo@reddit

YTS is to pirated films as Little Caesars is to pizza.

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SalvationSycamore@reddit

Hot and ready?

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C_umputer@reddit

More like barely qualifies as what it supposed to be, but it fills a hole

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Ozymandias_1303@reddit

So the best of the widely available options?

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Jaw43058MKII@reddit

Based and $5 pizzapilled

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Yellow_Shirted_Kid16@reddit

Delicious cardboard slathered in red sauce?

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CFogan@reddit

Good enough if you think the 3 dollars extra for dominos will break you?

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AutoJannietator@reddit

It's actually smart. The average person gets one takeaway pizza per day. So that's 3 dollars per day, 21 dollars per week, or 1095 dollars per year you would save. That money can be invested in the stock market and after 20 years you could have about $55k just from pizza savings.

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i_hate_scp@reddit

one pizza per day

The midwest really skews that number.

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i_hate_scp@reddit

One pizza per day?? Where are you finding this data?

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MaddixCuming@reddit

QxR for the win

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caramelsumo@reddit

The patrician's choice.

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farfletched@reddit

Romulus is great for about 30 mins, then it’s not. It’s so disappointing.

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UltimaDv@reddit

Yeah I agree

It seemed promising then everything went as you'd expect it to go

Most of the characters are dip shits that deserved to die, they make probably the worst decisionsn possible throughout the entire movie

Like I didn't hate the movie, but I'll never watch it again and completely forget about it a week from now

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Sniper_231996@reddit

You know a better option would be to just simply watch a short movie story in a 7-15 minute video.

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Mama_Mega@reddit

I'd only ever seen part of the first Alien film before going to see this one, but Romulus still felt like I'd already seen it before, that's how uninspired it was. It's like the friggin' Force Awakens of Alien: "well, everyone likes the first film, what if we just make that again?"

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TargetedDoomer@reddit

The enshittification gets every IP after a while

Also TFA did gross good, so the average hollywood producer would obviously try to make more movies like that

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MrCattsDad@reddit

Based.

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Brilliant_Area8175@reddit

Almost took the bait.