Say, friend…ya got any more of that good sarsaparilla?
Posted by Jades5150@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 96 comments
Posted by Jades5150@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 96 comments
FiK-SiR@reddit
You see what happens Ringo?
Adventurous-Leg-216@reddit
You see what happens when you skin that smoke wagon!
Direlion@reddit
I hate Frédéric Fucking Chopin man!
Pretty-Sport-2691@reddit
OVER THE LINE!
Living_Ad_5386@reddit
It seems the Dude is an educated man. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Pretty-Sport-2691@reddit
Let me explain something to you, man. I'm not your huckleberry. You're your huckleberry. I'm the dude, so that's what you call me.
Living_Ad_5386@reddit
Well, Law Dog, we just don't know.
michaltee@reddit
I am fucking dead at this.😂😂
Hagfist@reddit
This is fucking gold. Hilarious
Hagfist@reddit
I don't take no sass from barkeeps
NamePuzzleheaded858@reddit
Sam Elliot is in this film, but that’s Kurt Russel. Kind of a miss…
michaltee@reddit
Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.
NamePuzzleheaded858@reddit
Would you take it easy, man?!
michaltee@reddit
I said I’m perfectly calm boy!
NamePuzzleheaded858@reddit
Yeah, waving the fuckin’ gun around?!
Jades5150@reddit (OP)
Shmoobleedong@reddit
I didn't know i needed this post, and the subsequent comments, until today.
michaltee@reddit
I’m staying. Enjoying my laudunum.
elevencharles@reddit
Not to mention, the carrying of firearms within town limits, yeah that’s not legal either.
michaltee@reddit
What are you, a fuckin Tombstone Marshall now?
Snatchl@reddit
We’re not saying you can’t own a gun. We’re not saying you can’t carry a gun. We’re just saying you can’t carry a gun during league play!
LastUserStanding@reddit
No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you
michaltee@reddit
Uh uhh listen Duder, I’m gettin awful tired of your -
nbarry51278@reddit
I told that fuck down at the OK Corral…who’s in charge of scheduling?
michaltee@reddit
Hey Walter, if you don’t use a wagon, then how do you get around on Shammas?
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
Clanton…
Yardsale420@reddit
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work, I don’t drive a carriage, I don’t fucking ride in a carriage, I don’t handle money, I don’t turn on the oil lamp, and I sure as shit don’t fucking duel!
useless_modern_god@reddit
I’m your homework Larry.
Seven22am@reddit
He has health problems.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
You mean, beyond gambling?
Boring_Assignment688@reddit
He's a lunger....consumption, tubercu-fucking-losis
michaltee@reddit
The lunger is NOT the issue here!
SoleSurvivorX01@reddit
I myself once dabbled in gambling. Not in ’nam of course.
say_it_aint_slow@reddit
He's a good man, and thorough.
Zer0daveexpl0it@reddit
Why Johnny Tyler!! Mad cap! Waving the fucking gun around??
just_some_dude828@reddit
Put the piece away, man they’re calling Sheriff Beehan.
HomelessHercules@reddit
Oh, Donny. I apologize. I forgot you were there.
ShiftyNibblet@reddit
You may go now
TheReadMenace@reddit
Sheriff a Tombstone. Real reactionary
Shut_It_Donny@reddit
I was just foolin’ around.
__cursist__@reddit
I wasn’t
LineChef@reddit
I laughed so hard at this
michaltee@reddit
Are you gonna do something or just stand there and bowl?
HankScorpio82@reddit
God damn pimps!
nick_valdo@reddit
He lives in Tombstone, near the In n Out Burger.
EggStrict8445@reddit
Sioux City Sarsaparilla
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
That’s a good one
hawkeye5188@reddit
Waving two fuckin guns around… one for each of ya
Snatchl@reddit
Why Jesus Quintana…you look like someone just bowled over your grave.
hawkeye5188@reddit
Luckily I’ve been adhering to a pretty strict laudanum regimen to keep my mind, ya know, limber
Snatchl@reddit
Mattie’s gotta feed the monkey, man.
Astro_gamer_caver@reddit
If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's by-laws and also article 27 of the league
Snatchl@reddit
Ok, so I’m a McLaury, you’re a McLaurey. That’s terrific. I am also very busy sir, as I imagine you are.
thejackulator9000@reddit
"What do you say Dude, 25% of the house rug sound about right?"
Snatchl@reddit
Hey Gary. Hang this cricket bat above the bar. And don’t you facists come back…ever.
just_some_dude828@reddit
They pissed on your fucking rug.
birdthirds@reddit
Sometimes there's a man ...
whiskeywin@reddit
I won't say a hero. Cos what's a hero? But sometimes there's a man. And I'm talkin' about Wyatt Warp here. Sometimes, there's a man who, well, he's the man for his time and place. And that's Wyatt Earp. In Tombstone.
mathird@reddit
Not exactly a lightweight.
SoleSurvivorX01@reddit
Bulk of the arrests, Dude.
LaVidaYokel@reddit
TIL: its “sarsaparilla”, “sassaparilla”. I’m 52 and from the south, wtf.
MeToolMovement@reddit
Damn right you're scared. I can see you shittin' on the floor.
OVER THE LINE!!
palavrao@reddit
Stache City Sarsaparilla?
calamity_unbound@reddit
Curly Bill draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Holliday!
Bontkers@reddit
The gang wearing the red sash dude. Worthy fuckin adversaries.
mexicantruffle@reddit
You're not wrong, Wyatt. You're just an oak.
PM_ME_KITTENS_PLEASE@reddit
Why Maude, you’re not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
mathird@reddit
Don't be fatuous.
Pastylegs1@reddit
BRANDED
betabry@reddit
Doc Holiday is calmer than you are
Boring_Assignment688@reddit
I'm your huckleberry, Dude....
-ImYourHuckleberry-@reddit
You ain’t no duder…
maksgee@reddit
You got it Buster!
folsomprisonblues22@reddit
"In vino veritas...." "Shut the fuck up Donny!"
draynay@reddit
What is that? Some kind of Western thing?
rustyshaklefordjm@reddit
Close to it.
Forest-Ninja2469@reddit
stay out of tombstone clanton!
rustyshaklefordjm@reddit
And Hell’s comin’ with me!
mismanagedmischief42@reddit
Throw down! Skin that smoke wagon and Throw down!
TheLemonKnight@reddit
What the fuck are you talking about Walter?
gunsdrugsreddit@reddit
You gonna do somethin’, or just stand there and bleed?
CPTKickass@reddit
Just take the four dollars man!
just_some_dude828@reddit
Everything’s always a fucking travesty with you.
Wirelessness@reddit
Face it Walter, there is no connection.
pmags3000@reddit
There's the anti-Chinese league
Wirelessness@reddit
This isn’t the guy who built the railroads here.
TheReadMenace@reddit
This is though. Sam Elliot is in both movies!
herberstank@reddit
Well there isn't a literal connection...
Wranglin_Pangolin@reddit
Sioux City Sarsaparilla is the best though.
levine2112@reddit
The algorithm is working.
https://imgur.com/gallery/Np0JbXY
useless_modern_god@reddit
Sorry I haven’t had much sleep. What does that mean exactly?
levine2112@reddit
Look at the ad in the screenshot I posted.
useless_modern_god@reddit
Ok I see. Dios Mio man…
Jades5150@reddit (OP)
Wild
jack-t-o-r-s@reddit
Shut the fuck up Ike
SiouxCitySasparilla@reddit
That’s a good one