Guys , I think i hit the jackpot 😉

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Totallycomputername@reddit

You just have to haul a trailer full of cannibals and they must be hand fed every 200 miles. Good luck.

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twinsneedapply@reddit

[WARNING, I'm going dark here] Homeless problem solved!

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twinsneedapply@reddit

It’s actually 180° from how I think. The last person I saw asking for money on the freeway I gave them a protein bar.

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LoopDoGG79@reddit

You're slowly killing him with diabetes, how diabolical

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NotAnLLMTrustMeBro@reddit

"Siri, show elementary schools on my route."

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So long as you keep them fed, you shouldn't have anything to worry about. Now if it was a truck load of people who get off to eating people, and they are under the influence of something that keeps them in a perpetual state of arousal. Then yea, may have to worry a bit.

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GrandDukeOfBoobs@reddit

Yeah, but Im sure the food he gives the cannibals puts up one hell of a fight

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MikeDRappah@reddit (OP)

Yikes 😭

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jrshall@reddit

Unfortunately, the load only goes one mile once a week.

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MikeDRappah@reddit (OP)

And to top it off you have to deliver to a Walmart DC no detention pay 😭

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MikeMcAwesome91@reddit

I would just drive one town over, get some breakfast, drive back home every day

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Limp-Boat-6730@reddit

I think you found a typo! And a hilarious one at that.

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moldschlager@reddit

Most critical typo ever

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Orlando1701@reddit

Shit for $65 a mile I’ll got back to driving again.

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photogypsy@reddit

I’ll even wear a bit and bridle between my teeth like a horse if they want for that rate.

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erickalex11@reddit

What you doing now ?

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Orlando1701@reddit

Still with the same company I drove for, moved to dispatch when I got custody of my son and then client support after I finished my degree and now I actually head the client support office which is ten people. All with the same company. Being a trucker as a career can be what you make of it. Want to stay on the road? You can do that. What to be a corporate office ghoul like me? Starting off as a driver isn’t a bad launch pad.

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erickalex11@reddit

Hey man I appreciate your reply I only asked because I’m currently 25 and I’ve been trucking for 2 years for a dump truck company I make 40k a year for 9 months of work but I barely get by as I live in a expensive area. So I’ve been thinking about if I should get into specialized trucking for better pay (I would love to stay local) or maybe switch careers. It seems to me most people on this subreddit wouldn’t really recommend trucking as a career lol

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Orlando1701@reddit

My recommendation would be this: you don’t want to be behind the wheel for more than ten years. You need to be looking at something else. Use being a steering wheel holder as a launch pad to something else.

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MajorHymen@reddit

I’d blow a dude at every 30 minute break if I made $65 a mile. Even if that wasn’t a requirement I’d do it anyway to show my loyalty.

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MikeDRappah@reddit (OP)

Dude 😂😂

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MajorHymen@reddit

Dude nothing that’s like 780k a month assuming 3000 weekly miles.

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Kinglouie6889@reddit

Plot twist, it's a pedal truck.

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Cautious-Patient-737@reddit

$.65 a mile lol

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zerta_media@reddit

Fun fact cuz I was curious so I did the math. would take 65 years going 660 a day 7 days a week to make a billion pre tax at this rate.

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Prior-Ad-7329@reddit

That would be a career total of 15,384,615.4 miles…

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zerta_media@reddit

Damn and I was taking leap year off, what kinda lazy so am i

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MikeDRappah@reddit (OP)

Its crazy how much a billion is when you put it that way

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zerta_media@reddit

Crazier when you flip it and see how long it would take you to spend that much

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Prior-Ad-7329@reddit

$65/mile is more than $160,000/week at 500 miles a day.

I would apply then when they try to pay me 1/100 of what was advertised I can sue them.

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Alaskan_Tiger@reddit

Hauling cryptids or SCPS

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username_taken55@reddit

Healthcare not included

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Brozack420@reddit

Idk man I think their healthcare is fantastic, too bad not many take advantage of it 🤷‍♂️

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The_Chimeran_Hybrid@reddit

You need to be alive to take advantage the SCPs healthcare. That’s where they get ya.

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Brozack420@reddit

That’s the joke lad

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Scorpiogre_rawrr@reddit

I'm Lt. Dan over here, I'll find a way to get a CDL! Run a year and go back to kicking it......well kinda.

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DonLotto92k@reddit

Cent*

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MikeDRappah@reddit (OP)

Na man, legit 65/M .. limit you to 3 miles a day though 😂

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NomadTruckerOTR@reddit

Legit though I think those superload guys going through Ohio had to be getting something like this. They could only travel like 50 miles a day or something due to extremely low speed from all the weight

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Jasonawilliam@reddit

Superload rates are crazy, broker here, some loads can be paying $1,000/mile and still only netting the driver $2-3k

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DonLotto92k@reddit

😂 is there a way that we could bump it up to at least 50 miles a day minimum guaranteed

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GroundbreakingSir386@reddit

XPO LOGISTICS more like $0.80

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SortaHot58@reddit

Yes, $65 per mile is a fantasy

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thisplanetisstresful@reddit

Wtf

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LloydAsher0@reddit

Owner operator and the cargo will melt/render your trailer inoperable weekly.

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MightyPoo94@reddit

200 miles a week

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Danniel_san@reddit

It's probably just working in the yard. Read the fine prints lol

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Strijkovich@reddit

€22k for my almost daily round? mate where can i sign up! (€37 per kilometer for my fellow Europeans)

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speed3ftw@reddit

And Canadians!

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trucker151@reddit

Is it true you Canadians have squares ⬛️ for wheels?

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speed3ftw@reddit

You don’t?

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MikeDRappah@reddit (OP)

Haha naa its deff a typo and they meant 65 cents a mile

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speed3ftw@reddit

I realize it’s a typo, I just mean how we are paid in Canada, I don’t know if it’s by mile or kilometre. That’s all lol. Being paid hourly is a godsend haha

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bigearsforyears@reddit

It's per mile there too

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MikeDRappah@reddit (OP)

Ahhh, My fault lol may have read that a tad bit to literal

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speed3ftw@reddit

Nah, you’re good!!

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MikeDRappah@reddit (OP)

Im taking 2 months out the year for long hauls and vacation for the remainder 10 😂

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Expensive_Middle8271@reddit

You only get 3 miles a day though

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FarmersTanAndProud@reddit

Almost $6K a month to travel 3 miles a day? Fucking hell buddy. Sign me up IMMEDIATLY.

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axyskali@reddit

I think they meant to write 0.65

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duhrun@reddit

On a bus now will them them when I get there.

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bobmonkeyclown@reddit

Its $65 per mile but its only one mile a day.

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garrettsouth5657@reddit

It's going to be down the road

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trucker151@reddit

I mean if ur hauling a few tons of cocaine 65$ per mile sounds pretty fair once u account for all the risk. If its a morals thing, the trick is to tell urself that if you don't deliver the cocaine someone else will. And ur a safe driver so by delivering the drugs urself ur basically saving lives.

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bananslickarn@reddit

Can you guys over in the US just drive around in circles if you arrive to a stop too early to get more money or is it calculated by the shortest route

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