You don't have to show emotions to connect with people. Just say "hi" and "bye" when necessary and sometimes ask how are they even if you don't give a fuck.
HR are spineless snakes but you don't need to be friends with them. Just keep your distance and don't do anything weird. best to control the 'tism at work and not share too many details if you're a weirdo
I was chilling at my job along with my other coworker who was down to coast and then hired some bitchy cat lady to our team and now she goes and tells our boss every single thing we did even slightly wrong, I literally hate her so much
It says here in your contract that you're an at will employee. As you know we here at industry (TM) have a first in first out policy. Normally we stick by this, but we have made an exception.
While Thad started a week after you he has really made strides towards integrating our workplace culture with his personal life, and it shows. Unfortunately, we can't say the same for you. Many of us don't even know your name. Now typically you would have legal recourse but it says here that you haven't completed your 2nd year probabtiaory period meaning you're technically an at will employee, as mentioned earlier.
So we would like to thank you for your hard work, but I suggest you begin dusting off your resume and seeking employment elsewhere.
Oh, and no severance pay, at will employees don't qualify for that.
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You don't have to show emotions to connect with people. Just say "hi" and "bye" when necessary and sometimes ask how are they even if you don't give a fuck.
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zedbrahhhh@reddit
Not fired, they all die
_Rook_Castle@reddit
You only have to make friends with 2 people at work :
HR
Finance
After that the place is yours.
Cats_cats_cats_cats@reddit
HR are spineless snakes but you don't need to be friends with them. Just keep your distance and don't do anything weird. best to control the 'tism at work and not share too many details if you're a weirdo
iiTryhard@reddit
I was chilling at my job along with my other coworker who was down to coast and then hired some bitchy cat lady to our team and now she goes and tells our boss every single thing we did even slightly wrong, I literally hate her so much
Big_Slop@reddit
I’d rather make friends with cockroaches
doxenking@reddit
It says here in your contract that you're an at will employee. As you know we here at industry (TM) have a first in first out policy. Normally we stick by this, but we have made an exception.
While Thad started a week after you he has really made strides towards integrating our workplace culture with his personal life, and it shows. Unfortunately, we can't say the same for you. Many of us don't even know your name. Now typically you would have legal recourse but it says here that you haven't completed your 2nd year probabtiaory period meaning you're technically an at will employee, as mentioned earlier.
So we would like to thank you for your hard work, but I suggest you begin dusting off your resume and seeking employment elsewhere.
Oh, and no severance pay, at will employees don't qualify for that.
Big_Slop@reddit
Thank god I’m a tradesman. They keep people who talk like this from bothering people who do important work.
WillNotFightInWW3@reddit
Yes, HR and finance were already mentioned.
_Rook_Castle@reddit
Yeah I don't hang with management much either.
Zesty-Lem0n@reddit
Nah, whoever does your performance review is all that matters. Literally never see HR people.
Noveno@reddit
This.
HR & Finance won't do nothing if the one you report to wants you out.
PrrrromotionGiven1@reddit
You think I can just choose who I make friends with or something??? Bro I'm lucky if there's one guy in the department I vibe with.
captcha_bot@reddit
Talking to other people is definitely the worst part about going to work.
ElectricSnowBunny@reddit
🎶I wear my sunglasses inside🎶
unusualyardbird@reddit
I bet there was some emotion when he got fired. Definitely not stoicmaxxing then.
home_rolled@reddit
Now anon is breadlinemaxxing
teleologicalrizz@reddit
He only dipped his balls in the break room water dispenser one time. Some people can't take a joke, you know?
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PabloZabaletaIsBald@reddit
What is this crop
DankElderberries420@reddit
Imagine telling that to your next employer during the interview
"I was terminated because I didn't talk while completing all my assigned duties"
Working is a scam, turn the robots and AI on already
MTGBruhs@reddit
Anon is the weirdo that hides whenever there's something that needs doing
Kurt805@reddit
Literally me but when they come to fire me I just hide until it get awkward.
MTGBruhs@reddit
Based
SunderedValley@reddit
Imagine being so tistic you can't realize this post was meant to be ironic.
smellygooch36@reddit
anon had an autist meltdown and went nonverbal