I think Donny ruined Walter's marriage
Posted by bailbondshh@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 43 comments
I believe the reason that Walter's always telling Donny to shut up is because in the past, when Walter was still married to Cynthia, they hit a rough patch and Walter was trying to lie to Cynthia about where he was (bowling). But typical Donny overheard Walter's lie and tried to correct him. It was loud enough for Cynthia to hear and she knew Walter was lying and she divorced him.
It's like Lenin said, sometimes the bear eats you.
DaddieTang@reddit
Cynthia wanted Walter to fuck her in the ass but shit got a little out of hand.
Key-Contest-2879@reddit
What would Walter be doing, other than bowling and working?
He doesn’t strike me a someone who treats objects like women. As if he would ever DREAM of cheating on Cynthia.
Maybe Cynthia didn’t like him bowling so much…
Cynthia: Where we’re you today?
Walter: Umm, just, you know, dropping off your matzah ball soup at the rabbis house.
Donny: No, Walter, we were bowling.
Walter: Shit the fuck up, Donny, you piece of shit!!
It’s all part of his sick Cynthia thing.
Key-Performer-9364@reddit
I don’t think Walter needed help from anyone else to ruin his marriage.
Walter isn’t wrong, he’s just an asshole.
RoyalsHatGuy@reddit
It's all water under the bridge now.
Dad-Baud@reddit
And Walter over the bridge.
Exciting-Half3577@reddit
Well Dude, we just don't know.
Ok_Television9820@reddit
Walter did not need any help fucking up his marriage, I guarantee.
charles_d_r@reddit
Marriage isn't Nam there are rules
RoyalsHatGuy@reddit
Cynthia entered a world of pain.
krakatoa83@reddit
Walter seems like an ideal husband so I’m not sure
mandiblesofdoom@reddit
Passionate, physical, got his own business ... what's not to like?
i-dont-kneel@reddit
Are these the nazis walter
DistributionPlus1858@reddit
Now that’s fucking interesting man! New shit has come to light
Pedro_Burbankado@reddit
Do you have to use so many cuss words?
DistributionPlus1858@reddit
Does a Pope shit in the woods?
Pedro_Burbankado@reddit
Is that in the movie?
DistributionPlus1858@reddit
don’t be fatuous jeffrey
vishysuave@reddit
Now he’s stuck taking her dog bowling when she’s out of town.
imperfectionits@reddit
It’s not like he can board it. It’s a fucking show dog with fucking papers
JohaVer@reddit
Exactly. You can't board it, it gets upset. It's hair will fall out.
zoobatt@reddit
What do you mean brought it bowling? He didn't rent it shoes..
NoShortsDon@reddit
With Marty Ackerman
Amity_Swim_School@reddit
New shit has come to light!!
hundredgrandpappy@reddit
Donnie took Marty Ackerman's spot on the bowling team when Marty took Cynthia from Walter.
therealtwomartinis@reddit
Yeah, right man, there are a lot of uh, facets uh, to this. A lotta interested parties
Boring_Assignment688@reddit
A lot of in's a lot of out's a lot of what-have-yous...
El_Mec@reddit
Marriage does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable fuck…
ThrowItOut43@reddit
Far out, man.
RollieDell@reddit
It’s all a part of your sick Cynthia thing.
buzzboy99@reddit
It’s like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh, you know... I am the walrus
steeltownsquirrel@reddit
SpringTour77@reddit
I think Cynthia knew if she needed to find Walter, he was either throwing rocks, or working at Sobchak Security.
igw81@reddit
I cannot help you sir, only you can. Just as every man’s lot in life is his own doing regardless of who he chooses to blame
ChuckFeathers@reddit
Fuck that Walter, I love you, but sooner or later you're going to have to face the fact that you're a god damn moron.
HermiticHubris@reddit
What in God's holy name are you blabbering about?
_heythatsmybike_@reddit
I am the walrus.
moparmadman068@reddit
shut the fuck up donny
Durloctus@reddit
That fucking strumpet? That fucking whore?
2WorldWars0WorldCups@reddit
Walter was going to get one of Cynthia’s toes.
iandcorey@reddit
He thinks the rock thrower did this?
Objective-Cover7504@reddit
Donny was calmer than Walter.
Worlds8thBestTinMan@reddit
Everything’s a fucking travesty with him man!
girlabides@reddit
He’s like a child who wandered into the middle of a marriage