Anon found wife material

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HRApprovedUsername@reddit

I hate when these stories don't have an ounce of believable material.

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skivvv@reddit

The biggest flag for a 4chan post being true is if the OP interprets a regular human experience as the worst thing that could possibly happen to them.

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DaveSmith890@reddit

Posts a tweet about me marrying catgirls

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ljfk9464@reddit

I think I need to be put down

Don’t forget the last line

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whoShitMyPants408@reddit

Oh then you're in luck because he was definitely wearing cat ear headband.

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My wife won't even dump the remaining spaghetti out of her bowl before she drops in the middle of the collander sitting in the pot with clean water to keep the starch loose so I can just rinse it off when I clean up later.

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crabbyjimyjim@reddit

Of all the fake and gay things on this subreddit, this is the fakest

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Vancer2@reddit

I’m back from my ban! My first act is call OP a 🚬

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Called_end@reddit

sounds like someone was high that day.

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Xavilius@reddit

Fake n possibly gay

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The_King_7067@reddit

Gay cuz anon's bf TOPPED him while anon was wearing cat ears

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Joshgg13@reddit

Goes without saying honestly

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El_De_Er@reddit

Fake AND definitely gay

His ""friend"" crush is actually a male

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Xavilius@reddit

wish, catboy bf :3

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lylactal@reddit (OP)

i wasn't counting on it being an authentic story

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Xavilius@reddit

Only time will tell my friend, but it's a mandatory comment :3

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lylactal@reddit (OP)

but i want it to be real and lesbian :c

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cantorofleng@reddit

4chinz never ceases to horrify, and in this case, amuse.

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gustav_joaquin_rs@reddit

based

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Xavilius@reddit

Hmm, then make it real and lesbian, be the girl to show up and do catstuff

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lylactal@reddit (OP)

I will!!! c:

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Xavilius@reddit

I'll believe in you, and will be rooting for your happiness and catgirl gf

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Jiveturtle@reddit

“her”

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ExperienceLow6810@reddit

Anon you can’t get your friend pregnant from cumming inside his bussy just FYI

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Ocular-Rift@reddit

BUSSY DOESN'T EXIST ITS A MANS ASSHOLE TIMMY

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habb@reddit

bussy is the boy pussy

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Ocular-Rift@reddit

That's just a man's asshole

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NotOnLand@reddit

A friend of mine in college got really high on shrooms and I convinced him his boyfriend was going to get him pregnant lol

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lylactal@reddit (OP)

Anon it is possible you just have to correctly scissor her

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DangyDanger@reddit

euthanize me nya

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BraindeadRedneck@reddit

Posting porn on my racism app???

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lylactal@reddit (OP)

i use this as my wokeism app but if thats what you like using it for then that's good for you

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JessHorserage@reddit

255k post karma, no kidding.

Wait, awkward?

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lylactal@reddit (OP)

I was half joking i'm not really concerned with politics i am apolitical but i still have some moral judgements on policies that affect people yk?

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JessHorserage@reddit

No, I was saying in relation to the "I use this app" part.

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lylactal@reddit (OP)

Oh lol i do use this app to an extreme extent (that is because i have social anxiety anyplace else lmao)

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JessHorserage@reddit

Righto, also:

app

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Outrageous_Basis_997@reddit

Phone users

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JessHorserage@reddit

I am one partially, yet this is still a damn forum amalgamation damnit.

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Slip_Snake@reddit

Many such cases.

I am one of :

Many such cases

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lylactal@reddit (OP)

is it even a question that i am chronically online?

"ehh this is boring"
*closes twt*
"I'm bored"
*opens twt*
"ehh this is boring"
*closes twt*
"I'm bored"
*opens twt*
"ehh this is boring"
*closes twt*
"I'm bored"
*opens twt*
"ehh this is boring"
*closes twt*
"I'm bored"
*opens

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KamiIsHate0@reddit

New account with 255k post karma. HOLY SHIT.

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lylactal@reddit (OP)

curious on how much i would be averaging

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Snazzysnaj@reddit

300k karma in 7 months is crazy work

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lylactal@reddit (OP)

lol i actually only started posting in like june? maybe early july so that is like 3 or 4 months, i know i am terminally online

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Snazzysnaj@reddit

Damn that's even crazier. At some point you just gotta respect the dedication.

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leutwin@reddit

How about "my extremism app" 🤝?

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lylactal@reddit (OP)

I can settle for that

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rockbird97@reddit

You're on the wrong app. Join me on the yellow smile one

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Ghostiestboi@reddit

No, that's ifunny

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Ecto-trip@reddit

This gave me one hell of a chuckle

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worthrone11160606@reddit

Facts i want my racism back

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BraindeadRedneck@reddit

N

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worthrone11160606@reddit

I

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BraindeadRedneck@reddit

G

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worthrone11160606@reddit

G

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BraindeadRedneck@reddit

E

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worthrone11160606@reddit

R

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josbar0150@reddit

HERE LIES: RACISM

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BraindeadRedneck@reddit

Your wish came true.

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lylactal@reddit (OP)

Goodbye

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InterestingAd8479@reddit

🐈♻️

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GenericHuman1203934@reddit

Most real 4chan story

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1CorinthiansSix9@reddit

Her?

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Dionysoswithlogos@reddit

Fabricated yet heterosexual

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Jabroniius@reddit

Fake and gay. Anon’s friend is a fem boy.

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jmelt17@reddit

This really happened, I was the condom anon didn't use

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Blookydook@reddit

Anon shares a wet dream

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Specific_Emphasis_21@reddit

Anon wakes up during class

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Ice-Sword@reddit

At least this is a heterosexual-ish wet dream instead of the gayest thing you’ve ever read

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WASTELAND_RAVEN@reddit

But why his bussy so wet though????

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Siul19@reddit

Bussy hotter than pussy, like an actual fact

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WASTELAND_RAVEN@reddit

My brother in Christ, that’s just man ass.

(No judgments anon) 🤟

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Vivid-Tart5231@reddit

hell yea it is 🤟🏼

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-H_-@reddit

thats called anal mucus

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TheWolfgirlExpert@reddit

Wolfgirls are better!

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djaqk@reddit

Frog bitches are peak. Kero kero

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lylactal@reddit (OP)

I don't disagree but the slime can get a bit much for me imo

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TenshiBoy_143@reddit

GHOST GIRLS RAAAH

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TheWolfgirlExpert@reddit

Everyone has their preferences.

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clolr@reddit

snake girls >>>

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lylactal@reddit (OP)

I like being collared and leashed ot strangled by a cobra imo

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lylactal@reddit (OP)

i agree but personally foxgirls are were it is for me

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TheWolfgirlExpert@reddit

Still good taste! Kitsune would definitely be my second choice.

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lylactal@reddit (OP)

Personally i like all animal girls and monster girls and magical girls equally, chat i think i just like girls

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TheWolfgirlExpert@reddit

I do like kemonomimi in general. Although TheKemonomimiExpert is a bit of a mouthful, had to pick a favorite.

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SMK_Factory1@reddit

Definitely not fake at all

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Gloamforest-Wizard@reddit

Fake and gay

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MeriKurkku@reddit

Realest 4chan story:

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MrLambNugget@reddit

Hopefully real and not gay. Good for anon

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andreslucer0@reddit

This is the fakest shit I’ve ever read.

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Ubera90@reddit

That's not a girl.

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avagrantthought@reddit

The garage stinks of gasoline and clementines

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I_love_Coooooookies@reddit

The writers barely disguised fetish:

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FoxFXMD@reddit

Need...

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funkmydunkyouslunk@reddit

Yeah, mhm, the friend was definitely a “she”

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thunderdragochips@reddit

Fake: fake

Gay: friend is male

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Scarab_Kisser@reddit

what stopping girls from do this, serious answers only

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2Kortizjr@reddit

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ValhallasRevenge@reddit

I'm stealing this. I don't promise to use my newfound power wisely.

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2Kortizjr@reddit

Go ahead, I stole it myself.

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WintersbaneGDX@reddit

We will not be censored. We will call out the ops.

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Real_Medic_TF2@reddit

anon is right, he does need to be put tf down

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koscheiskowska@reddit

This got to be one of the weirdest psy-ops I've seen so far

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jutshka@reddit

gay-ops

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Valuable_Pear9654@reddit

i wake up…

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Oceanus5000@reddit

Fake: anon believes in cat girls

Gay: anon got topped by his male friend

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AA_turet@reddit

"She"

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TenMillionEnchiladas@reddit

C'mon man... Do I even need to say it?

Fake and gay.

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RunInRunOn@reddit

Why can't my hallucinations be like this?

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PurpleScientist4312@reddit

I know this is fake but I’ll imagine this is true because anon always has a sad life and I want him to be happy

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chillanous@reddit

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