to my knowledge it was Athena who cursed medusa after Poseidon raped her in Athenas temple. But hera has thrown fits about the women Zeus slept with too.
What, you want the motherfucker to write a fucking doctoral thesis comparing and contrasting the folklore of every culture on a fucking 4Chan post?
They chose two they wanted to compare, and that's OK. Yes, the Greeks exist. No, they don't fucking matter in this discussion - because nobody was talking about them until you brought it up with your dumbass whataboutism.
yuki-onna the snow women who lures suspecting travellers during snowstorms before killing them. they are similar in concept to sirens.
fox women is most likely referring to kitsune, which are fox spirits that often take the form of beautiful women because they are tricksters and like to fuck with people
the last one is tanuki which are usually portrayed as being goofy theives who like to play tricks on humans
We rounded up all the indigenous kids and had nuns beat the christ into them whenever they tried to speak their own language or tell their own stories.
And so the holy Colin Mocherie came down from the heavens on the back of a moose and blessed upon the Canadian people a bounty of maple syrup with the wave of his hockey stick.
They say they sing gospels of this event from the band Rush.
Zeus mainly raped humans and other gods, and he did do it in the form of an animal occasionally. I don't think any animals were ever on the receiving end though.
Central American folklore usually goes the "exemplary punishment" route:
Look at this woman that lost her child near a river, and is now doomed to weep forevermore
Look at this hound bound with chains, it used to be a drunkard and now scares his fellow men into the straight and narrow
Look at this giant stone, there lives a witch that was bamboozled by a chieftain into making love with her, and then she turned him into a peacock as a punishment
Look at this priest that lost his head for, uh, reasons, we would know if he still had a mouth to speak
And one of my favorites: Look at this angry monkey, we don't know what it used to do but it likes to wreak havoc and set things on fire
richtofin819@reddit
I feel like op is conveniently forgetting greek mythology.
Zeus: the punchline is rape
QuietElegance@reddit
The punchline is Hera dropping divine judgement on a mortal woman who had the audacity to be raped by Zeus.
Vivid-Smell-6375@reddit
That's the shitty reboot version, in the O.G Medusa was just a monster, no background provided she just was
TenshiBoy_143@reddit
Wasn't that poseidon? If you mean the one about Medusa I think it was poseidon
VaultedRYNO@reddit
to my knowledge it was Athena who cursed medusa after Poseidon raped her in Athenas temple. But hera has thrown fits about the women Zeus slept with too.
TenshiBoy_143@reddit
Oh right, yeah ur right
MechaWilson@reddit
He said American folklore though
richtofin819@reddit
Yeah my point is that he is only comparing japanese and american folklore. He isn't even including much native american folklore either
ExtremeCreamTeam@reddit
And?
What, you want the motherfucker to write a fucking doctoral thesis comparing and contrasting the folklore of every culture on a fucking 4Chan post?
They chose two they wanted to compare, and that's OK. Yes, the Greeks exist. No, they don't fucking matter in this discussion - because nobody was talking about them until you brought it up with your dumbass whataboutism.
GoodTitrations@reddit
The type of people who fetishize Greek mythology also shame Japanese mythology (they are gay).
EldritchElise@reddit
turbo granny the dong devourer
-Sloth_King-@reddit
TenshiBoy_143@reddit
Can you tell me what folklore creatures/yokai/shikigami are in the 3 examples?
WhiteFlash1277@reddit
yuki-onna the snow women who lures suspecting travellers during snowstorms before killing them. they are similar in concept to sirens.
fox women is most likely referring to kitsune, which are fox spirits that often take the form of beautiful women because they are tricksters and like to fuck with people
the last one is tanuki which are usually portrayed as being goofy theives who like to play tricks on humans
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
Canadian folklore: ????
We rounded up all the indigenous kids and had nuns beat the christ into them whenever they tried to speak their own language or tell their own stories.
goombus03@reddit
America did the same thing, sounds like excuses to me
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit
And so the holy Colin Mocherie came down from the heavens on the back of a moose and blessed upon the Canadian people a bounty of maple syrup with the wave of his hockey stick.
They say they sing gospels of this event from the band Rush.
Kind-Problem-3704@reddit
Except that was all made up...
BanzaiKen@reddit
But you did get fucked at least right?
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
I mean we basically TOPPED the natives, so... yes?
EtteRavan@reddit
Mating press if you could fuck cultures
Totally_Normal_Bee@reddit
Brazillian folklore: there is a pink dolphin and it CUCKS you
RedSander_Br@reddit
Greek folklore: Loki turns into a horse to be fucked by another horse.
BugOk5425@reddit
Boooooooooooooo*that's Norse*ooooooooo
RedSander_Br@reddit
Yeah, totally fucked up, was thinking about zeus becoming a horse, then thought about god of war and wrote loki.
young_C_bomb@reddit
Thats Viking Mythology. Greek Folklore is: a woman claims shes a better weaver than Athena, so she is turned into the first spider
RedSander_Br@reddit
Yeah, totally fucked up, was thinking about Zeus turning into horses to fuck women, and thought about god of war, then wrote loki.
Totally fucked up the meme line, i deserve the downvotes.
Shame on me, shame on my cow. what a shameful dispray.
Cat_Of_Culture@reddit
Also Zeus fucks something
NikoSCX@reddit
If it's got a hole Zeus has a goal
Ao_Kiseki@reddit
I don't believe this is Greek. There was no mention of Zeus raping any animals.
Mephil_@reddit
Zeus mainly raped humans and other gods, and he did do it in the form of an animal occasionally. I don't think any animals were ever on the receiving end though.
Arstanishe@reddit
well, we have a mention of a spider, a mention of zeus, and therefore i can finish off that thread by saying he did her
Brixsplorer@reddit
German childrens story: don't play with the lighter or else you WILL burn to death
acreativename12345@reddit
Well that one is realist
Drs3RTH@reddit
Egyptian mythology: imma marry my sister
T_for_tea@reddit
Even better: I'll give myself a blowjob and create the universe!
punished_wretch@reddit
Manga name?
itay162@reddit
Oreimo
avagrantthought@reddit
No game no life
Secure-Stick-4679@reddit
English mythology: please ignore the tiny creature that lives under the stove, he dusts the house at nighttime
Adrian4lyf@reddit
America: run from monsters
Japan: fuck the monsters
Now I think that I understand the furries from Nintendo.
GoodTitrations@reddit
Furries and anthro fans are different. Remember this or I will appear under your bed.
Adrian4lyf@reddit
Don't threaten me with a good time <3
ExtremeCreamTeam@reddit
Promise? 🥺👉👈
Strange_Tell_2941@reddit
typhlosion when he sees a small unattended child
Winterimmersion@reddit
I hate that this exists. I hate that I know this exists, and I hate that I am now reminded this exists.
Emotional_Fruit_8735@reddit
(⌐■_■) You're more likely to be raped by a Dolphin than a Pokemon.
Winterimmersion@reddit
Thanks I hate this also.
Maelorus@reddit
German mythology: you either kill the monsters or die horribly. Sometimes you're a small child too.
A_Blue_Potion@reddit
A turtle man waits in a river to FIST YOU IN THE ASS and steal an organ called a shirikudama which supposedly contains your soul.
shiny_xnaut@reddit
There's a magical boy anime about that
Signal_Dealer_@reddit
Pakistani childrens story: dont wear perfume at night or the tree ghouls will fall in love with you and follow you home
Salaino0606@reddit
Nothing beats Slavic Folklore
Absolutemehguy@reddit
I mean wouldn't anon fuck a fox lady? I'm not even a furry BUT that does sound kinky.
GoodTitrations@reddit
Fox lady doesn’t count as furry, easy.
unsealedglint89@reddit
It sounds zoophilic
Absolutemehguy@reddit
Bruh it doesn't say the man fucked the fox
johnaross1990@reddit
What if he found out while he was fucking her!?
Arstanishe@reddit
Quick brown fox lady jumps over a lazy man
Outrageous_Basis_997@reddit
According to Japanese folklore, any animal can transform into a human after a couple hundred years
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit
What's weird is Johnny Appleseed is real, his name was Johnny Chapman and he's the reason we have a shitload of apples in the USA
Puking_In_Disgust@reddit
Maybe that’s why they reproduce like pandas in captivity
LizzieMiles@reddit
Coffin animals??
Ok_Procedure4993@reddit
Johnny Appleseed isn't folklore. He was a real dude who travelled throughout the midwest planting apple trees.
Stargost_@reddit
Argentine folklore:
A man who wanders around town and kidnaps kids.
A dog that eats the homeless.
JIETOB@reddit
Sooo, just tuesday, hih?
MenkyuKan_Twitch_VT@reddit
so cat girls etc coming out of Japan wasn't a coincidence...
Ao_Kiseki@reddit
Banning porn + purity culture = degeneracy.
MenkyuKan_Twitch_VT@reddit
they got craziest porn out there... maybe we should also ban porn?
Super7Chaos@reddit
The truth is the game was rigged from the start.
csolisr@reddit
Central American folklore usually goes the "exemplary punishment" route:
LurksInThePines@reddit
Egyptian folklore:
Ra jgot bored and jacked off into nothingness and now you have to know how to do taxes
Ozymandias_1303@reddit
I'm pretty sure there are also stories about skinwalkers fucking people as well as mimicking them.
Mephil_@reddit
Virgin american folklore vs chad japanese folklore
ejectionejaculation6@reddit
Turkish folklore: guy is wounded in battle so a wolf nurses him back to health so he FUCKS HER
JellybeansDad@reddit
anon has a normie understanding of american folklore
wo0l0o@reddit
FIlipino folklore: wouldnt it be fucking sick is sharks had wings
Funnycomicsansdog@reddit
The pokemon leaks make a whole lot more sense now
Kamikaze_koshka@reddit
Me when all my knowledge of skinwalkers comes from tiktoks made by 15 year olds
Ekillaa22@reddit
I’ve never heard of coffin animals before that’s a new lore for me
toomuchradiation@reddit
Well, one culture is 1.5k years old and the other one is 300 at best. So of course folklore would form differently.