Without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "sweet potato."
Posted by HeDogged@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 40 comments
Tempus__Fuggit@reddit
That's just like, your opinion, yam
Brine512@reddit
That's a yam, right Walter?
Karl_Hungus_69@reddit
Jesus.
No-Iron5889@reddit
glfranco@reddit
Dios Mio, Man.
ty_ftw@reddit
You said it man
First_Joke_5617@reddit
Johnson?
kinvore@reddit
Is that what this is a picture of?
I_lurk_at_wurk@reddit
Why did she only choose words that are also men’s names.
VortexM19@reddit
They send us a veiny sweet potato and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear.
deviantdevil80@reddit
That's a pretty sweet dictater
handsomeape95@reddit
No one’s gonna cut your yam off, dude.
Zestyclose-Mud-4683@reddit
Lorena Bobbitt sucked my cock. 😭 😱
obfuscatorio@reddit
How’s the spud business, Jackie?
handsomeape95@reddit
I wouldn't know Dude. I'm in publishing.
-Mark-It-Zero@reddit
I was finishing up this veiny triumphant bastard.
handsomeape95@reddit
Something like 8% of kids do it.
Dylan_Is_Gay_lol@reddit
What do you need that for, dude?
smkestcklghtn@reddit
It's sooo veiny
NuclearBroliferator@reddit
How are you going to keep em down on the farm after they've seen Carl Hungus?
UncleNoodles85@reddit
What up! We're three cool dudes looking for other cool dudes to come to our party mansion. Nothing sexual.
wananah@reddit
Johnson?
ChuckFeathers@reddit
You can imagine where it goes from here.
headcanonball@reddit
You mean ipomoea batatas?
GooseCloaca@reddit
Deep contemplative draw from joint
He thinks the sweet potato farmers did this?
MilaVaneela@reddit
A man will refer to his potato, or his tuber, or his… spud.
igw81@reddit
Sweet potato?
Grievsey13@reddit
Thats one vein-filled, triumphant mother fucker!
angry-peacemaker@reddit
Vee squish it and mash it wish a little salt and pepper and vee eat it at TanksGivingk. Just sink about zat Lebowski.
heebsysplash@reddit
I’ll suck that potato for a thousand dollars
mysterious_whisperer@reddit
Mr Lunt can’t watch or he has to pay $100
MarcoMarti1981@reddit
Alright, let me go see if I can find a cash machine nearby lol
SpringTour77@reddit
A dick, man!
cargoman89@reddit
I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead.
Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES@reddit
What do you need that for Dude?
MikeRobertini@reddit
I am expert.
SplendaDiabeetus@reddit
That looks like it would fix the cable
threlkis@reddit
How you going to keep them down on the farm when they see Potato Hingis
Hot_Season_886@reddit
Look at that mud vein...
spidersinthesoup@reddit
someone already cut off his CHONSON!