Prehistoric anon’s story

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Djhase99@reddit

To think this was more or less the story of your life for tens of thousands of years for humanity. I love the Internet and coffee, but god damn if living in the moment (shitty as it was) your whole life sounds appealing.

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fradddd@reddit

we have get the chance soon enough! Einstein said we’d use rocks on the other side of

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ihatemalkoun@reddit

Yousesese do realize there's nothing stopping you.

Go do it then. Go wipe yousesessur ass with leaves and starve for days then.

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DoggoKing4937@reddit

was

It doesn't have to be the way it was anymore. It can be the way it is. ooga booga. me caveman. me happy.

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Cs0vesbanat@reddit

i crew

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ihatemalkoun@reddit

I eat dogs.

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Cs0vesbanat@reddit

you wouldnt

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aleko24@reddit

We both crode

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gerryflint@reddit

I crodetted so hart

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Brayden_City@reddit

🤦‍♂️ the correct past tense and past perfect of “cry” are “cried” and…also “cried. Not “crew” or “crode”.

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ImNotIseo@reddit

r/shutupbrayden

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saketho@reddit

I crude oil

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IdiOtisTheOtisMain@reddit

I can't stop drinking crude oil!

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antinutrinoreactor@reddit

THIS GUY IS A TERRORIST WITH WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!! WE NEED TO INVADE HIS HOME TO MAINTAIN WORLD PEACE

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bullshaerk@reddit

God bless the oil rigs

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skrrbby@reddit

hrhr, yaa bwio wickalhu! kuh wuko bi gob pyuh booga ska "I have to go to work! 🧑‍💼💼" myeherherher

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geoff1036@reddit

https://youtu.be/YuGwUkWG53Q?si=8Xkn8dqzCR9vYTLi

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skrrbby@reddit

bæm, snaggaloogit

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fucccboii@reddit

average polish sentence

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ItsHighSpoon@reddit

As a polish, i confirm.

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Platrims@reddit

☝️🤓

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drak0ni@reddit

No shit sherlock

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iplaytf2ok@reddit

I'm gonna grip your dick woth maximum force

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Malfunction46@reddit

Who cares about passing tents? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Kelainefes@reddit

Read the room brother

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Sensitive_Potato_775@reddit

Another Brayden city classic

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GrImPiL_Sama@reddit

What's the future tense of 'Unga nobody fucking cares bunga'?

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Mizznimal@reddit

Brayden… take your meds

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slavwaifu@reddit

r/woosh

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gary-cuckoldman@reddit

Thank you for inventing dogs Hep

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ihatemalkoun@reddit

They are most tasty.

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mymemesnow@reddit

Humanity’s best invention

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fishthatdreamsofsalt@reddit

false, it is the second best invention. the actual best invention is gooning to japanese animated females

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MentalRise8703@reddit

I cray

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ihatemalkoun@reddit

I eat dogs.

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quisimon@reddit

when angels deserve to dey

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___24@reddit

en my self ritous sewicide

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slaveofficer@reddit

Be jug Jug just like Hep but instead of wild wuff it wild maow Give wild maow fud Wild maow go sleep Wild maow not help hunt or play just take food Wild maow hiss and spit like bad ones in Jug dream when Jug try pet Jug now work twice as hard to feed 2 but no benefit Jug still sad

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