Perform an armed robbery on a bank. But only demand paper lips, cellotape and any sandwiches that the staff may have bought in.
Posted by Chasbrad@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 18 comments
wizzard419@reddit
That's one of those things where old people who need a place or expensive medical care have reportedly attempted, no actual gun though. Just the bare minimum to get locked up and not have to worry about where their next meal or medical care will come from.
Akul_Tesla@reddit
I will do you one better
They just demands Jeff's lunch
And only Jeff's lunch
Bobodahobo010101@reddit
Yeah, Jeff's a dick. You should also take one bite of his sandwich and then spit it out on the floor and publicly shame Jeff by shouting
'Damn, Jeff, you suck at making sandwiches'
kleinisfijn@reddit
Imagine being shot because of a paper lip.
mellbell63@reddit
Paper... lips??? That wouldn't be very practical would it? It would get all soggy.....
gatewayy@reddit
I don’t understand this either and for once Urban Dictionary sort of let me down?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Paper%20Lips
band-of-horses@reddit
Pretty sure they typoed paper clips
Schmomas@reddit
I think it’s more immoral to steal a person’s lunch than it is to steal money from a bank.
S1337artichoke@reddit
I think this would be a very good thing to do and certainly much better than making your own sandwiches. I mean imagine their variety that you could acquire, a truly ingenious plan!
XROOR@reddit
I worked with a shady guy that would go into a bank to cash his check, and write: “this is a robbery” on the blank paper deposit/withdrawal slips, then tuck the slip back into the bottom of the stack.
bearlyentertained@reddit
“How you do anything, is how do you everything”
Tongue4aBidet@reddit
Why? It just gets the feds in on hunting you down for petty theft...
thefourthhouse@reddit
Tongue4aBidet@reddit
Yes, crazy, not stupid.
moronmcmoron1@reddit
Why though?
Chasbrad@reddit (OP)
Everest was there to be climbed. The channel was challenging those that may swim. The law and all its enforcements must be challenged for the protection of paperclips, sticky adhesive and lunchtime consumables.
Onironius@reddit
You'd probably get in more trouble for the psychological impact of the folks having to deal with a deranged and potentially violent person.
Chicxulub420@reddit
The sub is called crazy ideas mate, not lazy, stupid, uninspired ideas