NOTHING IS FUCKED???
Posted by Snack_skellington@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 94 comments
Posted by Snack_skellington@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 94 comments
lotsofarts@reddit
I dig his style dude.
Zestyclose-Crow-1597@reddit
You ever seen him in Best Little Whorehouse?
say_it_aint_slow@reddit
The original, not the compromised second draft.
AcePilotsen@reddit
Ever hear of the Seattle Seven?
It was me and..............six other people
say_it_aint_slow@reddit
Never mind d that shit, here comes Mango!
iMaxPlanck@reddit
The story is ludicrous
Fuzzlord67@reddit
Texas is not the preferred nomenclature…North Mexico, please..
FalseDmitriy@reddit
Not the preferred nomenclature
irate_alien@reddit
Sex worker, please
Specialist-Ant-6941@reddit
There’s a lot of strands, a log of ins and outs and what have you’s. Um, can I get the cheque now, my accountant’s worried I might be pushed into a higher tax bracket.
threlkis@reddit
Are you surprised about my handgun sir?
motorcycleboy9000@reddit
What in the WIDE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS is you a-blatherin' about?
SoupIsNotAMeal@reddit
You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know, morons.
Snack_skellington@reddit (OP)
Dude… you use yer mouth purtier than a twenty dollar whore
cantseemeimblackice@reddit
The fuck are you talking about?
DaniLabelle@reddit
Waiving the fucking gun around!
Pupikal@reddit
WILL YOU JUST TAKE IT EASY
iMaxPlanck@reddit
Calmer than you are.
MrCance@reddit
He’s not bluffing
DatBeardedguy82@reddit
......calmer'n you are.
__cursist__@reddit
String men also gun
daveinmd13@reddit
Put the piece away man, they’re calling the cops!
couldbeworse2@reddit
Something something Johnson
Organic_Conflict_886@reddit
Whaddaya need that for, Dude?
Wise_Somewhere7144@reddit
Olsen Johnson is right!
AdultishRaktajino@reddit
Veel cut off yer chonson!
Objective-Pin-1045@reddit
Stay away from me, Mister!
Fedakeen14@reddit
"Excuse me while I whip this out. Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a shitload of dimes."
Vegetable_Ad_3733@reddit
Think of your secretary...
SIN-apps1@reddit
Howard Johnson is right!
The3mbered0ne@reddit
What makes a man Mr lebowsi
BRLY@reddit
Nothing is FUCKED??? NOTHING IS FUCKED?!?! The goddamn sheriff is a **!
AffectionateUse1556@reddit
For a second I thought this was a pic of a younger Tim Walz. I will now forever think of him as the other Jeffrey Lebowski.
AcePilotsen@reddit
That's interesting man, that's fuckin interesting
AffectionateUse1556@reddit
Plus, he has the wealth, obviously, and the resources, uh, so that there is no reason he should be waiving around that gun like that. Like, where’s his paid personal security, man?
al2o3cr@reddit
Howard Johnson is right!
thedudeinok@reddit
That's Mr. Johnson.
hawkeye5188@reddit
Who’s got a fuckin’ shitload of dimes in the trunk of their fuckin’ car dude?
AcePilotsen@reddit
We'll head em off at the pass
m0j0r0lla@reddit
To hell with that shit, here comes Mongo!!*
smkestcklghtn@reddit
Blow it out your ass Walter
arctor2343@reddit
Strapped men also cry…
EggStrict8445@reddit
The sheriff is near.
ValueVibes@reddit
The goddamn cowboy has ridden into the sunset
huntolemiss12@reddit
Remember when Jeff Lebowski came in here, and tried to take over this town!?
iMaxPlanck@reddit
Hey, that’s your name, Dude
burntorangecycle@reddit
We'll take everyone - but we don't want the Irish
Killer_Klav@reddit
Asian-American, please.
burntorangecycle@reddit
This isn't a guy who built the railroad here, man
Killer_Klav@reddit
What the fuck are you…?
burntorangecycle@reddit
He ran the whole town of Rockridge, man!
Killer_Klav@reddit
Dude, the chinaman is not the issue here!
burntorangecycle@reddit
We are talking about building a toll booth in the sand
iMaxPlanck@reddit
Across this line, you do not!
FalseDmitriy@reddit
Someone's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes
Killer_Klav@reddit
Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the sand when that town blew up so that you and I could enjoy this restaurant!
GratefulDawg73@reddit
Donny only pawn in game of life.
timpmurph@reddit
This hit deeper than it should have
DigBarsbiggestfan@reddit
Johnson?
dandle@reddit
You'd do it for Randolph Scott.
Wise_Somewhere7144@reddit
🎶Randolph Scott🎵
GooseCloaca@reddit
Who am I?! I’m a veteran!!
MortgageRegular2509@reddit
Lebowski Thruway?! Now what’ll that asshole think of next?
Dr_Middlefinger@reddit
Let’s face it.
Everything below the waist is strongly vaginal.
Snack_skellington@reddit (OP)
You make a hell of a schnitzengruben, baby…
jonahsocal@reddit
Baby!
I am NOT from Havana!
Internal-Caregiver27@reddit
Walter, put the piece away
livingfrankenstein@reddit
Mongo, you’re out of your element!
_Elduder@reddit
Mongo like candy
SomeDudeNamedRik@reddit
Mongo straight
jonahsocal@reddit
Its a natural zesty enterprise.
HawkPatooey@reddit
Mongo pay $100.
Roderto@reddit
It’s like Lenin said: “Lenin just a pawn in game of life”.
jonahsocal@reddit
"The sheriff is a N*!
"What?
"He said the Sheriff is NEAR!"
RunningPirate@reddit
That’s just like your authentic frontier gibberish, man
MarvinHeemeyersTank@reddit
Harrumph.
SomeDudeNamedRik@reddit
I didn’t hear a harrumph outta that guy!
crashusmaximus@reddit
Nevermind that shit - here comes MONGO
Snack_skellington@reddit (OP)
“Anti semite!” punches horse
Gubermensch1690@reddit
“Is anyone going to help that poor man?”
MajinBlackheart@reddit
Parle usted frontier gibberish?!
Mulletgt@reddit
Stay out of Rockridge, Lebowski! Stay out of Rockridge , deadbeat! Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.
WeirdAbbott@reddit
Wait! How did I never notice this before?!
gekkouka-chan@reddit
The STAGECOACH has CRASHED into the goddamn sinkhole!
flora_poste_@reddit
Strong men also brandish a firearm.
patchkolan@reddit
THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE.
Gambit3le@reddit
Weirdly enough I just rewatched Blazing Saddles last night... Still a great flick.
ClydeMason1911@reddit
Fucking goldbricker
SirSano@reddit
Ahhh Blow it out your ass, Walter.
TheZermanator@reddit
That is not the preferred nomenclature, Dude. African American, please.
Tempus__Fuggit@reddit
?Habla usted inglés?
vishysuave@reddit
Are you employed, sir?
WilHunting2@reddit
Are you employed, sir?
Pimpstik69@reddit
The plane has crashed into the mountain